Life and Times of Teh Asuka

*start a sketch.
=>Stekch started.

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Quelqu'un a plagiarisé Cercle de Silence. o_o Je veux même pas dire copiécollé, ça serait trop facile -- je veux dire qu'ils m'ont piqué mon monde et mes personnages, et fait un job vraiment pas très convainquant de les personnaliser.

Du genre Ashram s'appelle maintenant Fenriss, sa couette a grandi de ses omoplates à son cul, et Fenris s'appelle désormais Ashram et a à peu de choses près les cheveux de Kouriel.

Je suis convaincue, sisi.

En plus il y a un Reiyel et un Askerian, un Belial, une Giny, et une Alizea est mentionnée dans le passé d'Askerian quoique elle soit pas sur la liste des personnages, et leurs pouvoirs sont vraiment similiaires, et puis y a le coup des deux mondes parallèles (l'un humain-moderne, l'autre plein de bestioles de légende) qu'on traverse via cercle magique...

Bon, okay, Cercle a jamais été l'histoire la plus originale, mis à part dans certains détails. Détails qui soit dit en passant se retrouvent dans son petit univers.

Ce qui me troue le cul le plus, c'est qu'elle a des tonnes de gens qui suivent son blog et adorent ce qu'elle fait, et bien sûr elle a pas mentionné une seule fois d'où venait son inspiration.

En plus elle a tracé son Ashra-- heu, Fenriss sur un de mes dessin.

Je veux bien, que ce soit un genre de sous-fanfic, qu'elle a utilisé mon monde comme tremplin pour développer le sien -- mais putain, les disclaimers c'est pas fait pour les chiens.

Enfin bref j'ai envoyé un commentaire, mais j'ai pas de skyblog alors m'étonnerait qu'elle le laisse s'afficher. Mais quand même comme ça elle l'aura eu.






Long story short, someone "borrowed" characters, names, species and metaphysics from my old o-fic to write their own story in, "remade" two characters to make them more appealing (read : switched two names and lenghtened hair so the main hunk would have the "better" name and a sexier ponytail) without of course seeing fit to mention where the inspiration was coming from. I'm kinda miffed.

Have you ever been thrown out of a story, not because "this character would never act like that" but because "a human would never act like that"? I'm thinking of two, recent-ish, that were otherwise fairly well-constructed stories, with plot, intrigues, nice prose, and decent dialogue, but there was something off about the worldbuilding that just didn't work.

( blahblahrantblah )

Having switched providers over a WHOLE day ago, I now feel fully qualified to claim that wireless = shit and Orange de France Telecom = more shit. Installing it all was a very tedious, repetitive and nonsensical level of hell, it still pulls random errors out of its ass and then fixes them just as much at random after hours of trying the exact same thing, it makes my taskbar freeze and my AIM error strangely, the connection cuts every hour on average and sometimes several times in a matter of minutes, and when it cuts I have to restart it manually. There's no auto-reconnect. Haaaet.

I am not a happy Asuka.

There's a much more stable cable option, but there's only one plug and my brothers got it. Assholes. >.> And now I have to install it on my father's computer. I'm going to have fun, I can see it from here.



edit: yeah uh so. I had fun. So much fun I decided not to end it too soon by actually getting internet on my father's computer! So I can try again tomorrow!! :D :D :D :D :D

putain de bordel de merde de foutue saloperie de mes deux.



Also, have a pornandkittens Bleach drabble ( Yumichika/Ikkaku )

Kidding.

I'm trying to figure out how I'm gonna link to teh porn if I suddenly feel like writing it again. I'm not into chan and while I rarely specify the ages I tend to make my characters mature-ish anyway, (okay Naruto and mature in the same sentence kind of sound weird, but Naruto would be immature about sex even if he was 75, that's the kind of guy he is. XDD) but the way things are going right now... Apparently on deviantart the very fact that a character is underage IN THE SERIES means the character counts as underage forever and ever or something, because god knows anime characters only have three ages; baby, fifteen, and gray-haired-with-wrinkles, and if your anime picture doesn't have gray hair and wrinkles, if means you're a dirty pedophile, nevermind that it's only because the art style itself isn't realistic enough to tell. Somehow I don't see LJ growing to be very different.

I don't want to lose my LJ because someone imagines I was writing about Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura's 12 year old selves just because I didn't find a way to shoehorn a clunky, misplaced OH AND BTW THEY'RE CURRENTLY 35 mention in the narrative in between scenes about moving into new apartments, marrying, and doing their regular killing-people-for-money job. ~__~

One solution would be to friend back people who like teh pr0n and then lock anything that's NC-17 rated. (on that note, how am I supposed to find the older ones again. I never tagged them according to ratings, and I'm pretty sure I didn't tag everything. XD;;; Anyone got em bookmarked?)

And then, well, if you want to be added to my fic-and-pic pr0n filter (which will probably be rarely used) just comment here and when I've got it figured out, I'll add you. (Though don't ask if your profile states you're 14 or something, please. If you really want to read my pr0ns, it will end up on adultff.net or I'll mention it in my update list, and I can't block you from those. As for the pics, um, I guess my site was due for an update anyway. >.>;; )



DISCLAIMER: ALL CHARACTERS USED IN SEXUAL SITUATIONS IN MY PICTURES AND WRITING ARE INTENDED TO BE 18 OR OVER AT THE TIME THEY'RE DEPICTED.

And that's all I've got to say on the whole mess. >.>



editedit: it's only the NC-17 i'll lock up here, everything else will stay free! free like the wind~ I mean. Yeah. >_>;;;


AND IN TOTALLY DIFFERENT NEWS here's a pic of a genin team Team 7 is going to meet in the chuunin exam in teamwork 3.




edit edit edit, nine months later and I still haven't written any porn to lock up anyway. I lose. -_____-;;

So there I was minding my own business on some forum or other when I see they've posted a "tips to beginner writers" sticky. So of course, being the humble person that I am, I went and added my two cents.

It ended up more like 200€. I really should learn how to keep my mouth from running off without me. >_>;

( Who wants some babble-fu on dialogue? )

Oh, devianTards, how I love to hate thee.

This one's a doozy. At first I just thought she was very new and very not fluent in english. Now I just think she's new, not fluent, and retarded. If I extrapolate properly, she posted my picture by accident, somehow thinking that she just forgot having drawn it or something, (and forgetting adding my name and a dedication to one of my friends on it by some strange coincidence) but everything else in the gallery is hers, cross my heart and hope to die!

i dint know for this picture is your =(

and i not to steal others pictures =/

Well, uh, okay. :| I'll just pretend I don't recognize two-thirds of them from well-known fanartists, some of which I have saved in my favorites, and I'm unable to tell that not two of those pictures are by the same artist.



... And amongst all the pics she could steal from me, she just HAD to choose the simple, background-less chibi m-preg furry yaoi porn. Well, um. I didn't enjoy my reputation of innocence and purity that much anyway. *chokecough*




edit: whee deleted. :3

Part of a review for the cyborg fic:
I worship this story but Sasuke better end up on top.

It's someone pressing my buttons just to see me flip my lid, right? It totally is.

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Yeah.

It totally is.

It's working, too. *eyetwitch*

QUICK PEOPLE!! TO THE TL;DR AUTHORSNOTEMOBILE!~

( RAR. )

I swear if I get too much of these I'll just take off the cyborg fic off ffnet and only post it on LJ. ~__~

But yeah. They're not going to have intercourse for a good long while. Sasuke's not even used to handjobs, which is something every boy does the second they figure out their danglies like being petted. He needs to figure that out first. Then he needs to get used to the way the sensory input is different *all over* when you're wired for sexual pleasure. Which means lots of caresses. Probably grinding. Naruto needs to explain to him why kissing and necking is good, and needs to teach him about secondary erogenous zones, his and his partner's and the way to find them. Sasuke's not going to be anything but clumsy and wary for a long while -- they're most definitely NOT going to have intercourse easily! They'll probably keep to handjobs and blowjobs for a while -- and then only if Sasuke locks down his motor functions because breaking Naruto's neck with an unexpected, out of control thrust isn't really all that sexy and he would most definitely not control himself properly for weeks, perhaps even months.

Once he gets the hang of tab-A-slot-B, they'll *switch*. Because Naruto will want him to try it all, and because Sasuke will be bored as hell if there isn't an element of power struggle in their relationship.

STOP DRIVING ME AWAY FROM THE SASUNARU FANDOM, YOU "OOOH OF COURSE SASUKE-SAMA IS SO VIRILE" ASSWIPES.


... I feel better. Been way too long since my last explosion. XD;
*edits for more appropriate icon* :D ♥

I've been concritting stories recently, on the Gaia Online fanfiction forum amongst other places. Which as to the writing level is like FFnet but worse since there's almost zero goodfic to compensate, and people have the option of putting their fic in fancy text -- colored, italics, centered, tiny size, what have you. my eyes, they burrrnnn.

( I'm sick and tired of )

I'm about all concritted out. Anyone who shoves badfic at me and asks me to "read my fic and tell me what you think!" will be severely chewed upon. >P