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Of fic tropes and TMI...
I'm sleep-rambly, I'm crampy, I want some good narusasu fic goddamnit, and I HAVE THE NIAGARA IN MY UNDERPANTS.
I never appreciate as much the strangeness of the blood = lube kink/trope as when I have my period.
Since it's a thick liquid, it's very slippery, yes... for maybe two minutes once it hits the air. (45.3% of statistics on the internet are exported straight from the province of Asslandia) After which it proceeds to attach/kinda-seep into the skin (okay maybe not but it feels that way), both on the umm,plug and the err,slot. look at me being bashful. >.>
And then it slowly starts to want to coagulate.
Thankfully blood will never be strong enough to stick together two stretches of whole, undamaged skin, (otherwise oh man, the fun conjointed adventures we would behold,) but it sure is going to try.
If you wanted to keep the slick feeling, you would have to constantly reapply more coats of blood as the previous ones dry. And when blood dries on your skin, it pulls a little -- not enough to hinder, but enough to feel like your skin is a little too small. I guess some guys could find it hot and not uncomfortable. People can get off on anything.
Something that bleeds enough to keep nice and slippery is either a) a poor schmuck who won't survive the encounter unless his sexbuddy has a premature ejaculation problem, b) a demon with incredibly healthy cells or 3) a woman on her period.
I know some women like having sex on their period. Yeah well, blood chafes and pulls a bit, but it's probably offset by natural secretions from the arousal, and quite a lot of people like a little pain with their pleasure anyway...
But still. Women, demons, or dead men walking.
... And then it dries. And flakes off.
i know I'm blowing it out of proportions and anal sex without lube but with some blood is actually *gasp* possible and even arousing, but stfu anyway, it wouldn't be funny if i didn't give that molehill its chance to shine. 'sides if the blood is described as kind of. more than a few drops. i'm allowed to think that's not innocent split skin but a perforated small intestine, kthxbai.
In other news, anyone male reading this better think twice about going eww. DO YOU WANT DETAILS OF MY EWW. I CAN GIVE THEM TO YOU. DETAILS ABOUT HOW I COULD BE READING THE FUTURE IN MY GODDAMN CLOTS, THEY'RE SO PRETTILY PATTERNED. HOW 'BOUT SOME PIECE OF BLOOD-SOGGY UTERUS LINING FOR YOU MY GOOD SIR. NO? OKAY.
Bitches.
In other, other news. Anyone got some narusasu/sasunaru bloodysex to rec? >_> bleeding scratches and bite marks will be accepted in lieu of hemorrhaging colons.
Rarr.
I never appreciate as much the strangeness of the blood = lube kink/trope as when I have my period.
Since it's a thick liquid, it's very slippery, yes... for maybe two minutes once it hits the air. (45.3% of statistics on the internet are exported straight from the province of Asslandia) After which it proceeds to attach/kinda-seep into the skin (okay maybe not but it feels that way), both on the umm,plug and the err,slot. look at me being bashful. >.>
And then it slowly starts to want to coagulate.
Thankfully blood will never be strong enough to stick together two stretches of whole, undamaged skin, (otherwise oh man, the fun conjointed adventures we would behold,) but it sure is going to try.
If you wanted to keep the slick feeling, you would have to constantly reapply more coats of blood as the previous ones dry. And when blood dries on your skin, it pulls a little -- not enough to hinder, but enough to feel like your skin is a little too small. I guess some guys could find it hot and not uncomfortable. People can get off on anything.
Something that bleeds enough to keep nice and slippery is either a) a poor schmuck who won't survive the encounter unless his sexbuddy has a premature ejaculation problem, b) a demon with incredibly healthy cells or 3) a woman on her period.
I know some women like having sex on their period. Yeah well, blood chafes and pulls a bit, but it's probably offset by natural secretions from the arousal, and quite a lot of people like a little pain with their pleasure anyway...
But still. Women, demons, or dead men walking.
... And then it dries. And flakes off.
i know I'm blowing it out of proportions and anal sex without lube but with some blood is actually *gasp* possible and even arousing, but stfu anyway, it wouldn't be funny if i didn't give that molehill its chance to shine. 'sides if the blood is described as kind of. more than a few drops. i'm allowed to think that's not innocent split skin but a perforated small intestine, kthxbai.
In other news, anyone male reading this better think twice about going eww. DO YOU WANT DETAILS OF MY EWW. I CAN GIVE THEM TO YOU. DETAILS ABOUT HOW I COULD BE READING THE FUTURE IN MY GODDAMN CLOTS, THEY'RE SO PRETTILY PATTERNED. HOW 'BOUT SOME PIECE OF BLOOD-SOGGY UTERUS LINING FOR YOU MY GOOD SIR. NO? OKAY.
Bitches.
In other, other news. Anyone got some narusasu/sasunaru bloodysex to rec? >_> bleeding scratches and bite marks will be accepted in lieu of hemorrhaging colons.
Rarr.