... So as with every single time I have to write important scenes on a current multipart, I am currently run over with the need to do a bazilion drabbles on random stuff.
I've started an Itachi-centric fic with a plot device that I usually hate. D: (bakkhos
, I should probably talk with you about it. XD;;) I've poked at my porny-funny team Seven sexing thing that gets to page 18 before there's any penetration going on and then I hit a mental block or something and I can't go farther, poor Sakura. DD: I've wasted hours daydreaming over the cracktastic-but-so-cute possibilities of a Sasuke who's sick enough to be floppy, nightmary and confused, only to end up with no point and no plot and the bunny dying on me. DDD: I've -- well, I've figured out a couple things for Teamwork, and then promptly went back to other, more important things, like googling my real name to see if anyone else had it. (there are several actually. One is a religious philosopher, one is a doctor specializing in "end of life care" *brr*, one is a lawyer, another one is a realtor. Of all of these, I want to repudiate the realtor the most. XD Also I'm apparently married to a guy in our national football team. Huh.)
Eventually, googling shit got boring, so I want to go back to writing.
But not Teamwork, hahaha, that requires too much brainpower.
And for some strange, weird reason, I want to write drabbles for NaruHina, SasuSaku, NaruSaku and perhaps even SasuHina, just to prove to myself that I can.
Problem is. I have no plotbunnies for these. At all. Everything I can think of is 1) cliche as fuck and has been done and done and done until it died, and then done again necrophiliac-style, 2) too easy to turn into "X and Y miss Z in tandem because OT3 FTW" or 3) OOC, bland, boring or otherwise pointless and uninteresting.
... I am open to suggestions and prompts, though I make no promises I'll choose yours. u___u;;;;;; And yes I do mean "X and Y being together and happy about it and not pining for someone else in secret
" or at the very least "X and Y crushing on each other/becoming closer".
edit: in other news, here is a R-rated narusasu pic.