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TOTAL: 29 777

haha welp another 300 words and i'd have broken 30k. oh well XD

POSTED:
-Several three-sentences-ish ficlets, posted farther down in this post (1 3392 words) some of which are covalent or sunlightverse or bt-inspired.
-Sunlightverse: Nepeta tells Equius about the new pony; chatlog (824 words)
-Vorkosigan/Psychic Wolves: Shooting Stars Will Leave A Trail (9 908 words)

WIP:
-Pale Krakens: that sequel where Dave and Karkat and Bro film a pale porn movie (1 280 words)
-Demon Patrol chapter I forget, twentysomething (1 184 words)
-Covalent 'verse, pesterlog between John and Karkat about blackrom and body dysphoria (2 885 words)
-Crash Standing chapter idk (4 202 words)
-Vorkosigan/Psychic Wolves: Sequel at Baron Ryoval's (637 words, petered out)
-BATTLEFIELD TERRA CHAPTER EIGHT >:O (7 467 words) (no teaser for that one bcs i'm evil and it's all spoilery as all fucks u.u)

teasers and ficlets )
askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (Default)
Anonymous asked you:
Feferi and Jane, speculating if (... cut for spoilers :3)


-- cuttlefishCuller [CC] started trolling gutsyGumshoe [GG] ! --

CC: )(ey t)(ere, lifesister! 38D
GG: Hello. Feferi, right? With the color of your text it has to be a Peixes, but I doubt the Condesce would be so happy to see me.
GG: I deduce with my highly trained detective's mind that you need something from me.

CC: )(--EY! T)(at's reely mean, I could just want to carp a bit.
CC: I know we )(aven't glubbed muc)( so far but t)(ere's no reason not to start now, rig)(t?

GG: You could, but you aren't, are you? :B
CC: 38X Wow, )(ars)(. You're so mean.
CC: T)(e meena)(est.

GG: Oh, that one was bad. Also, not a fish pun!
CC: Water else could be more nautically t)(emed t)(an a fis)( troll w)(o's been s)(arking around for t)(ousands of sweeps, I will ask you.
GG: Pretty much nothing. Very well, pun accepted.
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thingsareswinging replied to your post:
Dave & Signless, discussing karkat

Daikonpan asked you:
SOMEONE NEEDS TO EXPLAIN CONDOMS TO THE FORMER TROLLS. Possibly Jade. I would trust Jade to give sex ed.


-- turntechGodhead [TG] started trolling cardinalGallivant [CG] ! --

TG: so hey dude
TG: i figure youre just about the coolest adult extroll so far and also the most likely to not go all tightnooked with offense and also by now youd have found a solution to keep from oopsing again and also itll piss off karkat hardcore ifwhen he figures out i asked you
TG: not that this is in any way related to him or anyone either of us know
CG: NATURALLY not. (:B
CG: I TAKE IT you have a Question of a ... somewhat Delicate nature?
TG: yeah lets call it that why the hell not

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stheere asked you:
Um um DIRK AND NEPETA talking about Equius. =3
(this follow the kiss meme's dirk/equ date.)

-- arsenicCatnip [AC] started trolling timaeusTestified [TT] ! --

AC: :33 < *the cave lioness pounces from the bushes and tackles her prey to the ground!!*
AC: :33 < *today she doesn't care about godmodding one bit! she plants her claws in her prey's hide, and leans furry close, and growls all low and scary*
AC: >:00 < what are your intentions toward my meowrail??? >:00

TT: Huh.
TT: The stallion is brought to the ground by the lioness' startling and not godmoddey at all pounce, and whinnies sadly because his mouth is not formed ideally for speech.
TT: Thankfully he also has access to kicking rad shades to type messages with, because his hooves would make a mess of a keyboard.

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askerian: scribbled cute picture of naruto hugging sasuke and sakura (T7_Ugly_chibis)
WHO WANTS NINETEEN PAGES OF SOLLUXNESS.

Last time I ever write that asshole. By the way. This thing was supposed to be a quick prologue to some other shit entirely and then he just kept babbling, and I don’t even think my grasp on him is all that good. Bluh.

This fic slots right during/after the first two Karkat and Signless-centric fics in the series, where they’ve just emerged into the new world, almost everyone is still in the cave, and over half of them are asleep.

Contains: Sollux <3< Roxy, Sollux <3 Feferi, Signless/Psii, the Life girls duking it out, and a chatlog.
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With half of everybody still asleep or so groggy they might as well be, Feferi busy sitting vigil by her horrorterror of an Ancestress, thankfully still conked out, Terezi chatting up a storm with her own, Karkat having fucked off for parts unknown, and no internet connection...

You'd be bored enough to cry like a little bitch without Roxy. Maybe enough to blast a second tunnel to the surface with your brain. Either/or. (Then again, after that you'd be outside but apparently outside there's plants and nature and shit. Nope.jpg.) When Roxy's awake, though, it's hard to remember that the walls are boring and rocky and the floor is hard and rocky and you are surrounded by boring hard rock and slumbering assholes and just about nothing else.

When she's awake you're too busy wanting to slap her across the snout. Only that'd be way too cheap.

"Choke on my hot long self-replicating worm, you script kiddie!"

"Iyaan, Solly-baby, what is this, it's too big, it'll never fit -- whoops I chomped it in half with my rad as hell firebirdwall. Hi there, nice files you have in that li'l folder!"

"Yeah, have fun with my dummy session while I slide all nice and tight in your backdoor--"

"You guys are the filthiest," says that other human girl, the short-and-round cerulean. She adds a sadly disappointed shake of her head... )
askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (Default)
WHO WANTS NINETEEN PAGES OF SOLLUXNESS.

Last time I ever write that asshole. By the way. This thing was supposed to be a quick prologue to some other shit entirely and then he just kept babbling, and I don’t even think my grasp on him is all that good. Bluh.

This fic slots right during/after the first two Karkat and Signless-centric fics in the series, where they’ve just emerged into the new world, almost everyone is still in the cave, and over half of them are asleep.

Contains: Sollux <3< Roxy, Sollux <3 Feferi, Signless/Psii, the Life girls duking it out, and a chatlog.
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With half of everybody still asleep or so groggy they might as well be, Feferi busy sitting vigil by her horrorterror of an Ancestress, thankfully still conked out, Terezi chatting up a storm with her own, Karkat having fucked off for parts unknown, and no internet connection...

You'd be bored enough to cry like a little bitch without Roxy. Maybe enough to blast a second tunnel to the surface with your brain. Either/or. (Then again, after that you'd be outside but apparently outside there's plants and nature and shit. Nope.jpg.) When Roxy's awake, though, it's hard to remember that the walls are boring and rocky and the floor is hard and rocky and you are surrounded by boring hard rock and slumbering assholes and just about nothing else.

When she's awake you're too busy wanting to slap her across the snout. Only that'd be way too cheap.

"Choke on my hot long self-replicating worm, you script kiddie!"

"Iyaan, Solly-baby, what is this, it's too big, it'll never fit -- whoops I chomped it in half with my rad as hell firebirdwall. Hi there, nice files you have in that li'l folder!"

"Yeah, have fun with my dummy session while I slide all nice and tight in your backdoor--"

"You guys are the filthiest," says that other human girl, the short-and-round cerulean. She adds a sadly disappointed shake of her head... )
askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (Default)
Sequel to the meme's previous Eridan/Nepeta.

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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] changed his status to caligitaken! --

CG: WHAT.

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] is idle! Message: Mroww, mangy stray cat has clawws <3< --

CG: NO, SERIOUSLY, YOU NEED TO TELL ME WHAT.
CG: BEFORE THE GRUESOME EXPLOSION OF MY PAN SHOWERS THE WHOLE ISLAND IN FLAMING, PUTRID DEBRIS.
CG: ERIDAN? ERIDAN, YOU SAD LUSUS DIDDLER.

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-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] trolled arsenicCatnip [AC] --
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askerian: (HS_davekat_kismesexy)
And this one I am posting separately because 1) SURPRISE PORN WTF? and 2) 4000 words long what i said short, anon.

Anonymous asked you:
dave/karkat, mortifying teenagers

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Karkat liked the god village relatively well, for all that the amenities had been built by people who thought a hole in the ground with a plank across it was fancy for a loadgaper.

Okay, he was being unfair.

Fuck being unfair.

Today he liked the village for one thing only. Not the defensibleness or the gorgeous view or the lack of monsters or the pleasant, not charbroiling sunlight.

His hive's backdoor was only thirty steps away from Dave's, and he could even do most of the trip behind some bushes, in case of nosy neighbors. At an angry stomp he crossed them decently fast.

BANG BANG BANG. "Strider! Drag yourself off your depraved concupiscent platform and ooze your way to the sadly nonfucking, celibate door now before I take it off its hinges! It'll be a poor virgin door for life, Strider, and your house will have a hole in it for the dust and the birds to fly in and I will laugh, Strider! I will fucking laugh! I'll laugh so hard I might break a vocal vibratory string and will have to continue pouring wisdom and orders in thine ears at point blank fucking range, are you looking forward to that because I sure am, Strider!"

"'sup," said a slice of Strider, appearing in the barely cracked-open door from eye down to a hint of hip. "It wasn't locked, you tool."

"Some of us are afflicted with this sickness called politeness that means we don't just waltz into other people's hives," Karkat replied, because of course he hadn't thought to check the handle. Dave rolled red eyes at him.

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askerian: (HS_davekat_kismesexy)
>__>; So yeah I have a kiss meme going on. If you guys want to give me more prompts go ahead right here in the comments, you know the drill, give me two or three characters, one or two words of prompt (settings and moods work best, poetic and metaphysical least), and i make no promises there'll be an end result but we never know. I wrote 8000 words yesterday in under seven hours, shit was bananas.

For reference, this is the (incomplete but) Sunlightverse shipping grid, but you don't have to only prompt pairings that are already on that, I'm also fine with one night stands, cursed mistletoes and oops i slipped and fell on your mouth.

Some of those ficlets are considered canon, some of them not, and some I will have to decide later. Dirk/Equius, Nepeta/Eridan and Psii/Condie are canon for sure.

Anonymous asked you:
Dadbert and the children. kissing booboos (or dad/GH lol how would that make any sense GH does not scrape his knees)


(alas the GH one would have been hilarious. Couldn't figure it out though.)
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'Did I... ever do that?' his/not-his father asks, voice gentle and oddly rough, and leans in over his scraped elbow. )

azzandra asked you:
Dirk/Equius, 100d public kissyface.

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They are redesigning a water pump.  )

vehrec asked you:
Psi/Condy, awkward black romance failure.

'I don't belong to you,' he says, 'not anymore, I won't, ever.' )

Adi:
eridan<3<nepeta: hunter or the hunted?

There's white sugar and black-kittied tea kettles everyfuckingwhere in this blighted place. Eridan lands, scowling already, and sure enough he gets sugar in his shoes in the very next second. )

theunvanquishedzims asked you:
Summoner<>Tavros<3<Dave, slam battle.

'I'm, uh, perhaps in the process of, you know, rethinking this' )


Anonymous asked you:
For the kiss meme - maybe Condesce kisses Karkat to sort out her red feels? It beats listening to Kurloz whine again about not getting any. (Karkat: oh god empress is kissing, why is everyone kissing me, halp)

'Come here, buoy.' )

Meme 3... DX

Thu, Dec. 6th, 2012 23:26
askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (Default)
... and last post.

By the way if you guys want to participate, ask away! Any of my fics, any characters in them, any fandoms. Just make sure it hasn't been asked already.

under the cut: Sunlightverse, Garden, 30th Century Night, Joyride, and Palemates Smuttin it Up 'verse.

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askerian: (HS_davekat_kismesexy)
... And Also One Of The Moirails' Bulge, At Length.

Contains: Pale GH/Condie, PaleFlush Handmaid/Darkleer/Dad, horrible fish puns, the Grand Highblood's bulge.

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-- tumblingCraniums [TC] started trolling codComplex [CC] --

TC: I AM SO MOTHERFUCKING SICK AND HELLS OF TIRED OF THAT FREAK-ASSED BLIGHTBLOOD NOT JUMPING ON MY FUCKING BULGE ALREADY.
TC: so tired and sick
TC: THE SHEER NERVE OF THAT SHINEBLOOD UPSTART DANGLING ME ON HIS BARBED STRING

CC: A][a][a][a][a.
CC: Don't tell me you still ][aven't gotten anyw][ere wit][ t][at ][uman.

TC: WON'T FUCKING TELL YOU THEN
TC: will keep my diamond shut in
TC: GETTING ITS DUST AND CRACKS ON LIKE SOME BITCH SLAMMED IT INTO THE GROUND AND GROUND HER PRETTY HEEL ALL UP ON IT FOR GOOD MEASURE.

CC: Fairly accurate!
CC: O][ w][ale! I need somefin to laug][ at and you'll keep w][ining if I don't let you carp on. ][arpoon away.
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askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (HS_Karprettyred)

So I have decided! that:


1) I won't change the fanon names I made up or the little past I did develop, even if I haven't written about it yet. I'm not retconning the fanon I've already written down, so to keep everything coherent I'm going to keep the rest of it too. Interesting canon tidbits might find their way in a character's background but I'm not lifting Latula wholesale, awesome as she is, and Kheper Vantas will stay a manslut in every single version, no matter how much of a little SJ twerp he totally was otherwise. (he made way too many sadfaces when I mentioned going back to snip things out and making him celibate on Beforus. :X) I feel it'll be easier for the readers to remember that oh, hey, it's a fanon cast, if I DON'T have it half-canon and half-fanon to begin with. I got Jossed, that happens, imma just keep going.


2) Finally settled on titles for everyone! Stuck with canon where I could, in the end the only doubled-up title is for the Geminis which is appropriate 'nuff.


3) Decided that they DO have dreambubbles in the new world. Kind of. It's not where people go where they die, but it's a pocket world between this one and the next and some people when they die have to cross some of the gods' worlds, and some living people accidentally stumble onto one of the entrances and cross over and have to find their way out. This is pretty mythical. It's more of a parallel/not quite real world than a "next" world.


(I don't know if they have a final reward paradise plane of existence or if they have reincarnation. Leaning towar eventual reincarnation but they might need a bit of a rest in between. Hm.)


(also all doomed timeline versions are dead and gone and were not brought along, though some echoes of the most divergent ones might remain. There's a particularly creepy-Rose vibe from the one who stayed alon in the doomed timeline Davesprite came from. Light and Rain is not a comfortable realm by any means.)


4) Decided I had nothing better to do with my time than make up planets for the Ancestor crew. :X


List's underneath, titles included.


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askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (Default)
Okay, so. I got some of the titles for the prescratch Ancestors right, and some I got wrong but am too attached to -- Disciple being the Knight of Heart, for example, that fic's already written and i'm not rewriting it -- but at the same time I'd still like to have as many close to canon as possible, if only because it'll mean I don't have to make shit up and can use closer-to-canon personalities in the cases I didn't already have headcanons.

So.

Canon titleMy titles
potential change?
Thief of Lifewas already outX
Sylph of Lightwas already outX
Seer of Bloodguessed right!
X
Witch of Timeguessed right!X
Rogue of BreathPrince of Breath=> ???
Heir of DoomPage of Doom=> ???
Mage of HeartKnight of Heart=> nope. Keepin it.
Maid of Space
guessed right!X
Knight of MindRogue of Mind=> Rogue of Mind
Page of VoidMage of Void=> ???
Prince of RageHeir of Rage=> Prince of Rage
Bard of Hopeguessed right!X

Pyrope gets to be Rogue of Mind because knight was the only other thing badass enough for her, and Leijon already fic-canonized it as hers. (at first I had her as Bard because she seemed to like making a bit of a spectacle of her job, but... it fit better on Ampora.)
Makara gets Prince because I mostly saw him as powerful, and between Heir and Prince it's a bit of a toss-up, so better to go with canon.

The issue then arises between Captor, Nitram and Zahhak, because there's only mage, page and heir left over. My headcanon didn't jive much with a Heir Captor, but frankly I didn't have much of one in the first place. So if we go with canon as much as possible, Zahhak ends up page, and Nitram mage. IDK about Zahhak being a page when in the next life his power was still active, but maybe page is the class that takes the longest to activate in that you have to DIE FIRST or something.

But seriously, Nitram as a mage? I can't see it at all. But if we reshuffle so Zahhak is make, then Nitram ends up page, just like Tavros, and I don't feel that suits him either.

But if we make Captor the mage so Nitram can become Heir (doubles up on John but that seems a little less bad than doubling up on his own descendent) and Zahhak stay canon-Page then Captor's the one copying his descendent!

Aaa. I can't brain. Anyone got suggestions?

Also I don't know whether to keep my made-up names or edit all those I haven't written about yet. But wouldn't it make things confusing??? aaahh. People'd be like "canon names canon characters who the fuck is Kheper/Asleha/Nergal ." Whereas with all-OC names ... well I'd remember to add more elements to recognize them in the narrative, anyway? and people wouldn't expect to see the brand new prescratch trolls, either? because they're massively more the Alternian versions than the Beforus versions, anyway, and those are mostly headcanon for just about anyone and expected to be so. idek. aaa.

(also some of my names are prettier, okay XD i like Sherat better than Damara. :p)
askerian: (HS_davekat_kismesexy)
this is such a cheesy idea, but at the same time it’s also a totes logical one, okay??? D:

Since the 24 trolls and 9 humans and one lone cherub are now the same mixed species thanks to game shenanigans, their God Tier/activated powers shape should be similar as well, right? And humans don’t physically change save for the clothes, but the trolls get wings.

And they massively outnumber the other species in this particular melting pot. (heck, dadbert is not actually a player so he counts for jack shit in this balance. welp.)

So… it totally makes sense that on top of the horns and grayed out skin and claws and teeth, the humans would also gain winged shapes when using their powers. Doesn’t it??? yes it does. >__>

But then Dave started bitching up a storm in my head about how if he had to have wings then they were damn well going to be HIS wings, IE Davesprite’s wings. IE bird/feathery. And if he was introducing feathers in the god “genome” then the other humans might as well get those, especially since it jived better with *their* mythological influences.

So now the gods on this planet are depicted as having wings, but the Identical Twin pairs (IE the ex-trolls, since they’re clones of each other) have butterfly wings, and the Fraternal Twins (ex-humans) have feathers, and the Lone Birth (Calliope) somehow gets bat wings, because lol cherub w/ demon wings lol i r easily amused.

I am the most logical. It is me.

(oh yes ironically enough the twin thing is what Calliope brought to the mix, reproductively speaking. I keep headcanoning cherubs as so violent and asocial (and omg traumatic insemination auuugh) that reproduction equals death pretty often, so if every time one child is born the mother dies then the species couldn’t perpetuate, so they tended to have multiple births. The new species that the players are gods of tends to twins and triplets, sometimes more. Winning the game meant getting rid of Lord English, so she is now Twinless in the local mythology. IDK if he’s still asleep in her head or dead for good. I tend to think “alseep” because I liked Caliborn, but he’s probably at least Satan in the new religion XD)

Long story short the ex-human players get bird wings when they access their god tier powers. I don’t mean angel wings, I mean bird. John’s are sparrow wings, Rose’s are storm petrel, Roxy’s are magpie wings, etcetera. And they’re all pretty short, Dave has the hugest by far, the rest tend to be between slightly over hand-length and slightly under arm-length, more cute/symbolic than functional. Wonder what color they’d be though, same as their eye color? Their “twin“‘s eye color? Their Aspect’s main color? Some other random color? Hmm.

This is kinda ridiculously speshul. But also hella fun to draw. So.

Askerian: aaawant ;_;
Saro : Well, why not?
Askerian: it’s cheesy? ._.
Askerian: (BUT CUTE AAAHHH)
Askerian: .__.
Askerian: it’s so silly.
Saro : ...So?
Askerian: ._.
Saro : If there’s one thing I know about Homestuck, it’s that this is nooooot a super serious canon.
Askerian: ... this is a very good point!! :D


Also it's adorable okay.
(no roxy yet cause i don't know what Rogue god tier pajamas look like. ;.;)
(original sprites by Feastings. SO ADORABLE. edit by me duh.)

fantasticirreverence replied:
A little cheese does the soul good. Anyway, what kind of species did they create in this new universe? Have you given it any thought beyond their mythology?

Sure! They’re basically the same as this new species, humanoid with horns and pointy bits (only with no wings, those are for Godhood only), and their colors tend to be much more muddled because now eye color, skin color and blood color are independent from one another but can interact weird and affect how the end result looks. For example Sollux and Jane might have children who have her blue eyes gene and her brown-gray skin gene over his pure-gray skin gene, but they have HIS yellow blood which means the brown is yellowish since the blood now shows through AND the eyes end up looking green, since they’re her blue iris pigment+his yellow blood. (it’s not entirely scientifically figured out yet. Don’t try to make too much sense of it. XD) Also pure white or black hair doesn’t exist outside of legendary heroes and gods.

Also they’re monotremes. u.u
askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (HS_Karprettyred)
Summary: Post-game. All the players have been revived and the Alpha and Beta counterparts merged; the Kids, Trolls and a lone girl Cherub wake together as gods on their reward planet.

This is my feelgood fluff-verse. :3 It might contain angst and violence anyway because some of the characters involved make it hard not to, and because the salt of tears makes other things taste sweeter by comparison bwahaha.

Contains: Human/Troll hybrid species, random instances of polyamory and other out-quadrant behavior, the crew being *gods*...

Pairings: Established: Signless/Disciple/Psiioniic pale-flushed tangle, flushed Sollux/Feferi, pale Sollux/Aradia, pale Equius/Nepeta, pale Karkat/Gamzee,
WIP: ashen/red/black Dave/Jade/Karkat clusterfuck, pale/flushed Darkleer/Dad Egbert/Handmaid, caliginous Sollux/Roxy, flushed John/Vriska...

Notes: I started planning out and writing that fic just before Hussie started giving us the pre-scratch Ancestors, so I had to make my own and sort out the mess of titles. Some of them I hadn't yet worked on much, so I'll probably take the canon ones, but some were already written, so I'm keeping those as they are. Kheper for example is different from Kankri in that he was a polyamorous mess instead of doing the vow of chastity thing, though I've decided that in his first life he WAS a sanctimonious SJ twerp. Disciple is the Knight of Heart and Redglare is the Bard Rogue of Mind instead of Redglare being the Knight, which means Hesper Pyrope will probably be quite different from Latula Pyrope. I love Latula, but it would be too confusing if I mixed up canon and fanon casts that much. Aranea and Meenah were already around by then so they're used in the fic.

The thing is that the main personality is still, for example, the Condesce's instead of Meenah's, and Condie was the Empress for millenaries while Meenah is 9 sweeps old, so the prescratch past of those people might not actually have a lot of influence on how the character is now.

Sunlight
Characters: Karkat, Signless, Dave, Jade.
Summary: Kink meme prompt: kid/troll, walking in the sun
Once the game is over, and the kids and trolls (revivified and whatnot) are deposited onto the new planet they made, the trolls discover that here, on this new planet, the sunlight doesn't kill them. They can walk it in completely fine, just like Kanaya can, and they individually learn to leave soaking in the sun's warmth in different ways. Doesn't have to be shippy, but I do love kids/patron trolls interactions if you do.

Bonus points: Because sunlight = death for most of the troll's civilization, they're at first extremely weirded out by how much humans enjoy being in it

No pairings yet but Dave blackflirts like he's trying to give Karkat the most embarrassing hateboner there ever was.

Remember the Spring
Characters: Signless/Disciple, background Karkat & Jade
Summary: This fic contains: whining i mean existential angst, horrendous amounts of schmoop, gratuitious headcanons, Signless being a goddamn quadrant hippie, Jade failing for a second time to emerge from the background >:(, Signless/Disciple adorableness.

Copycats!!
Characters: Nepeta, Disciple, Signless, Karkat.
Summary: Pesterlog. Nepeta discovers a new screenname in her color on her chumproll. Bad roleplaying ensues.

Outmoded
Characters: Expatriate Darkleer, Dad Crocker-Egbert, the Handmaid.
Summary: It's the first evening of his brand new life on this brand new planet. Darkleer wishes old age would kill him already.

Blessings
Characters: John, OCs (Kaleo, Eridi)
Summary: John finds a grubbaby.


Ancestor names, classes, screennames and quirks )

Horn shapes )
askerian: (HS_davekat_kismesexy)
Sunlightverse is this post-game collection of oneshots where every player is revived (yes the Ancestors too) and merged with their pre/post scratch iteration. Since they forced the game to see them as a single party it also reclassified everyone as being of the same species, so we have everyone a troll/human hybrid (with a pinch of cherub thrown in. XD)

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So. I said this was my feelgood fluffverse.

Which means that sometimes there needs to be a touch of sad feels to spice things up. :3 I can’t fix it if it ain’t broke enough! :D

2k words.

He wonders how old they live to, those strange thin-skinned new beings to which he now belongs, how the sweeps of his own life translate. )
askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (HS_Karprettyred)
It's for the Ancestors' screennames. ;__; Some of them came rather easily, some are hrrm, and some refuse to give me anything. Suggestions welcome. (not anything you've read or used yourself in another fic tho plz?)

Anyway, my current list:

Handmaid: aridAnachronism
Summoner: aviaTerrorist
Psiionic: tornAugury (hmm.)
Signless: cardinalGallivant
Disciple: ardentlyCarnivore
Dolorosa: governatrixAupair (ehh)
Redglare: gC: ?????? ( my ideas leaned toward garrot, crooner, chronicler, cipher, but i can't put them together in a satisfying way)
Mindfang/Aranea: affectedGlory (Aranea). (I think Mindfang would use another screenname because wtf affected. D: aG: ??????)
Darkleer: cT: ??????
Grand Highblood: tumblingCraniums
Dualscar: cA: ?????? (covetous courter cavalier admirer angelshark ????)
Condesce: codComplex (Aranea set it up and her meenah side cracked up so she kept it)


edit: also Dad Egbert has that PipeFan413 name but it's not a trollian-formatted name, so should I find him a new one? Pff he'd likely go with pipeFan, but idk, I kind of want him to go with E and B words so he matches John's second screenname. But... zero ideas.
askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (Default)
Contains: RP logs, annoying typing quirks, even more annoying cat puns (not enough of them somehow, if you figure out more feel free to share, i'll totes edit them in XD) and HORRID ROLEPLAYING. I'd say I'm sorry, but I'd be lying. >:33~

AC: :33 < *the curious kitty bats at the hissterious new scr33nname on her chumproll*
AC: >:OO < a copycat! *she says upawn finding her very own initials on it*
AC: >:EE < there can be only one olive ac kitty! *she hisses and circles the intruder*

Read more... )
askerian: (HS_davekat_kismesexy)
No title yet. Hm. title found!

This fic contains: whining i mean existential angst, horrendous amounts of schmoop, gratuitious headcanons, Signless being a goddamn quadrant hippie, Jade failing for a second time to emerge from the background >:(, Signless/Disciple adorableness.

3 200 words. Directly follows Sunlight.

You've been out of the loop for hundreds, thousands of sweeps. The world you tried so hard to fix has been unmade. You feel irrelevant. )
askerian: (HS_davekat_kismesexy)
Guess who spent the last eight hours writing 14 pages of random new fic full of wish fulfilment. :D AND THEN DERAILED THE PROMPT AND MIGHT HAVE LANDED HERSELF WITH A NEW 'VERSE.

Kink meme prompt: kid/troll, walking in the sun
Once the game is over, and the kids and trolls (revivified and whatnot) are deposited onto the new planet they made, the trolls discover that here, on this new planet, the sunlight doesn't kill them. They can walk it in completely fine, just like Kanaya can, and they individually learn to leave soaking in the sun's warmth in different ways. Doesn't have to be shippy, but I do love kids/patron trolls interactions if you do.

Bonus points: Because sunlight = death for most of the troll's civilization, they're at first extremely weirded out by how much humans enjoy being in it

Bonus, Bonus points: Trolls turn a funny color when they tan. (maybe they turn their blood color?)

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And it said "revivified" so I revivified EVERYONE. yes even the Ancestors. :D :D :D.

... And then I went ahead and added merged Human/Troll species because WHY THE HECK NOT. :DDDDDDD

Characters: Karkat, Signless/Sufferer, Dave, Jade. No pairings but Dave blackflirts like he's trying to give Karkat the most embarrassing hateboner there ever was, who knows if he means it. XD

You don't know half of these assholes (except you recognize them anyway.) )

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