Life and Times of Teh Asuka

Look at me spamming people with random babble. You guys know why? NO ONE IS ONLINE TO SIT ON ME AND MAKE ME WRITE IS WHY.

° One week before the end of the month and I still haven't written any teamwork. One of these days (NOT TODAY) I'mma just gonna make a LJ post and... idk, every time someone comments I have to post them what I wrote since the last comment, or something. Maybe that'll motivate me (or maybe i'll be too busy answering comments to actually write XD)

° On the other hand today I wrote a bit of Lone Wolf and Pilot, the GW thing with bonded telepathic wolves, which is boring as fuck and mostly setup for the INCOMING CLUSTERFUCK bwahaha go killer go, but still, I have two complete scenes before that and maybe I could post them here or something. I remember when I used to spam you guys with all my scenes fresh from my bleeding and battered fingers. Maybe I should get back to that. >__>

° I also worked a lot on an illustration for the fic! I... pretty much traced an official pic of heero and duo and then added wolves in it. *cackles* I'm really not taking it as ~art~, it's more like an edit, but wow my fingers. Also I wish I knew how to make fake screencaps because it'd look really fun if I could copy the anime style, but every time I've tried to learn I was just... yawn lasso tool oh hey a butterfly, and the skill stayed unlearned.

I also started a pic with Heero and Duo and their merlin and crow daemons for that OTHER alternate universe with GW people having speshul soul pets. Self, what are you trying to tell me here... oh right! i should totes be illustrating the Gundams as Dragons verse. Yup, that must be it. Augh, illustration ADD. I think I just want Gboys and ANIMALS. >_>;

° In Homestuck news I'm a bit scared of the popularity of that Big Robots AU to be honest. XD; I was only planning to do their meeting at first, a sort of This One Gundam Episode Where Two Enemies Are Stuck On An Island At Night trope, and then the bunnies wanted to know what next and now, crap, I have to figure out more badass stuff to shove in that plot (AN ACTUAL STRUCTURED PLOT WOULD ALSO BE NICE), but so far I mostly have random telepathic shenanigans and Gamzee being terrifying and also John and Karkay using contrived nanomachines-related excuses to suck face. Which is always fun, I admit, but hmm. And now a ton of people like it, and they're all "i can't wait to see where you're going!!!" and uh okay, self, it's cool, most of your fics are done with that seat of the pants approach to storytelling ANYWAY! *makes self breathe*

° Re: Back to the Garden, so far I have two scenes. One of them is ten FIFTEEN pages of Karkat Is Nosy And A Mother Hen And Pale For Everyone Ever, and the other one is about eight of Gamzee Is So In Pity With Tav And Karkat Awwsocute And Also A Really Creepy Motherfucker. No trace of action or politics or adventures, apart from some silly forest wanderings.

So i'm like "That's a lot of pages! I should post them as a preview!" and then I'm like "that's a lot of pages where NOTHING HAPPENS BUT LOTS OF TALK" and the next scenes are going to be actionny and reveal more plot stuff so I'm thinking if I want the chapter to feel balanced I should just wait to have the complete thing or else chapter 2A will feel REALLY slowboring...?????

but aaaaaaaaaaawannapostsomething. ;^;

° wanna post somethiing

° but nothing is complete why

° because i haven't completed anything is why aaaaa

° aaaAAaAAAAAAAaaaaa

° and in conclusion, aaaaaaaa.

I don't like pity threesomes.

It's funny because I used to be all over anything that was supposed to be a threesome. Alpha males Wufei and Heero are competing for Duo's sweet uke ass? Well, they ought to just share, Duo is worth it. Sakura isn't such a bad person? Sasuke and Naruto can let her join in.

( I don't like it anymore. )

... and I tried to explain this post to a friend and managed to summarize the whole thing in two lines WHY DID I TYPE SO MANY WORDS FOR THIS. DX

askerian: you know, the stories where A and B have awesome interaction and C mostly seems to be there because they like him/her okay and cutting them out would seem sexist/mean
askerian: like being second best or taken for granted and as a second class citizen in your relationship is better than being broken up with

i suck for not doing real commenting blatherings, i know. tomorrow, i'll do both this chapter and last week's! but right now, just dropping an idea before i need to crash and sleep and I lose it.

( spoilers for 501 - about sasuke )

re: 10 AUs meme.

I have decided that I must have been crazy for using the "wild west" as a type of AU, because frankly I don't like cowboys and indians and sheriffs things, I don't know enough about the time period to write it comfortably, and I can't fake the language/accent.

It keeps freezing me out every time I attempt another set, and since it's the first prompt it's really hard to keep my momentum.

Therefore: Anyone got a more interesting type of alternate universe to throw at me? Reminder, the other nine are:

2. cyberpunk 3. furries 4. pirates 5. ...in SPACE!! 6. born another gender 7. schoolfic 8. army/police/firefighters/EMT 9. urban fantasy 10. harem.


also i'm kind of tempted to write more AUs for narusasu anyway. >_>;;;

When I was wondering how to post it on ffnet (with the other naruto ficlets or in an "assortment of 10 AU ficlets" thinger), I thought "hey, I've got this one that's from the Locker Room Therapy universe, shouldn't it go with the other Lockerverse ficlets instead?" (I still don't know how to post THOSE either, make a new file for them or tack them on after the first oneshot? I don't like the idea because of how jarringly different the mood is between the oneshot and the silly ficlets. Hrrrn.) Anyway, if I take the Lockerverse ficlet out of the set of ten then it's a set of nine and that just ain't right! Because. Um. Just because. So it totally makes sense that I write more AUs to compensate for taking one. I'm thinking... set of fifteen? >__>;;;;

I am not OCD at all, really. >__>;;;



edit: Alright! New set is: 1. Post-apocalyptic 2. cyberpunk 3. furries 4. pirates 5. ...in SPACE!! 6. born another gender 7. schoolfic 8. army/police/firefighters/EMT 9. urban fantasy 10. harem.
And bonus five for those character/pairings I REALLY like: 11. Reversed plot role 12. toddler/kindergarten 13. Feudal Japan 14. high fantasy 15. ????? I STILL DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE LAST ONE. AHAHAHA I GOT IT. ARRANGED MARRIAGE.

Feel free to steal, mix'n'match and otherwise adapt to your own needs.

So I was thinking, and bad things tend to happen when I do. >__>;;

Sakura must be the most lopsidedly emotionally stunted girl ever. ( Nnnnot so much with the NaruSaku, sorry guys. )

... So I'm trying to write that "first time Naruto and Sakura had sex by their lonesome, without Sasuke" thing. (I also have the first sasunaru and the first sasusaku planned. ... The sasusaku needs a LOT MORE planning, though. All the notes I have are "wearing Kimono, on the gallery facing the garden" except I actually added words here so the sentence would be understandable to people who cannot read my mind.)

( MY MENTAL BONER, SHE IS BROKEN. )

( and as an apology for my whining, the beginning of said narusaku fic. )

edit: OMG FIC IS DOOOOONE. posted with the adult content thinger, Will have it on affnet in a couple of days, and on my personal site, uh, I dunno, when I finally get off my ass, I guess. >_>;;

oh man i hope it lasts. :O but uh i should have been in bed two hours ago. oops. XD;

( real life sleep-deprived ramble-fu )

My face atm: ಠ_ಠ



( naruto (also bleach, a bit )

Just trying to make the themes make sense for myself... Funny how Team Seven gathers all those facets from the other teams. Makes sense though with the way Kishimoto constructs his characters. Everyone must be a foil for Naruto in some way. Warning, it doesn't really get anywhere.

( Random musings over the pattern of frog-snake-slug teams in Naruto. )

I added a lot of people to my friendslist with that whole "lock up your porn!" business. That's alright. Gives me something to read. :p (or skim through very rapidly most days but. You know. I SKIM THROUGH IT SO FAST I DON'T EVEN NOTICE THOSE PEOPLE GOING "HAY IT'S MY 15TH BIRTHDAY TODAY" WHEN THEY SPECIFICALLY SWORE TO ME THEY WERE OVER EIGHTEEN. NOPE.) I don't personally know you all, reader-people, but in a way I feel like I know you a little bit anyway~ ♥ ... yeah. Or something. .__.;

Most of the time, I won't comment, though sometimes when a post jumps at me I butt in like a butting-in thing. (and if my nosiness bothers you and you want to keep our relationship on a strict fic reader=>fic writer basis, it's fine too, just tell me once and you won't have to tell me again. No offense taken.)

But anyway.

I still would appreciate it, if for some reason you unfriend me, if you would pretty please tell me if I'm supposed to keep you or not. Because my friendslist is way too big and unless I read you for some other reason, I wouldn't mind trimming it a bit.

So if you take me off because your family found your LJ and you don't want them to know what you read, or you just want to check for fic from time to time instead of having me spamming your face with silly things, it's fine! I'mma keep you, no problem. But if you take me off because you're leaving the fandom forever/jumping ship/I ate your little brother's dog and now you hate my guts, and you aren't interested in my posts anymore, please tell me so I can unfriend you, too.



... In fact, seeing how often I use the porn filter (I think I used it once in all of ten months? Maybe twice?) I'm kinda wondering if I shouldn't just drop it and use LJ's oh-so-nicely provided Adult Content Warning. Though of course it makes me wary of the day where they will decide it's not good enough to protect little children from pedophiles, and they should kick everyone who uses it to the curb. HMM. *ponderyponder* The porn filter isn't requested often, but the process of adding people to it is somewhat annoying for someone of my level of laziness...

Suggestions?