Life and Times of Teh Asuka

Anonymous asked: Rose spade/diamond Eridan, the differences between troll and human Harry Potter.
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"Well of fuckin' course troll JKR wasn't forced ta have Voldie be a fake sea dweller with magicked-on fins in the end, he was a fake who was aimin' higher than his station in life all along, this is the only readin' that makes any sense! If he were a real sea dweller then his motive for offin' the landdwellers makes zero fuckin' sense! An' his lack a any true class, are you even serious?"

"I find it remarkable that a single being should be so consistently and hugely self-blind," Rose mused, and bared her teeth in a pleasant (not) grin.

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Mostly homestuck, a trolls!GW AU, and a Dave/Karkat Pacific Rim/Jaeger Pilots AU that's like six times three sentences plus a seventh for the road. .__.

( After the massive brawl in the cafeteria is contained they tell him in cold, disappointed tones that the guy whose nose he broke for being an intolerable shitwaffle (which started the whole thing) was the same guy who they summoned him here for, for the way their scores match so strangely well on paper. )

"In which a young telekinetic brownblood with poor self control, a sheltered jadeblood with anger issues, and a grim indigoblood betrayed by his once-moirail are put on the same laughssassin training team. A comedy of errors about the brownblood’s flushed feelings for the jadeblood, the jadeblood’s flushed feelings for the indigoblood and platonic irritation for the brownblood, and the indigoblood’s platonic disdain for the both of them ensues, provoking black feelings to surge in the brownblood’s thoracic endoskeleton cage. The indigoblood eventually reciprocates, only for the brownblood to flip pale on him etcetera."

It’s Karkat’s favorite ashen soap opera.

(He uses it to beat into John’s head that ASHEN IS SO A THING THAT YOU CAN SHIP OKAY LOOK AT THEM MEDIATE THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER ahhhh babies. John keeps going ahaha but why don’t the brown one and the purple one just hatekiss already and then Karkat throws another manifesto or three on why that would be (hot, okay, but) UTTERLY disastrous because the brownblood is PALE on the indigo asshole okay but every time he tries to fix him it only pisses off the indigo more, and why it’s so tragic that the brownblood and the jadeblood both jilt each other because she wants him pale and he wants her flushed but she wants them both ashen so much more anyway oh god the silver-gray longing how can you not see this.)

( more ramblings and AIM convos under there )

One Karkat for Battlefield Terra, one a silly pseudocomic I drew back for the DaveTereziKarkat update and apparently never posted here? o_o; oh well.

Right now I'm sketching a waterbender!heero and quatre of all things. AHA! Completed and added behind the cut. :D :D :D

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It's not like I have enough fics to write already, after all. :D

As always!
-You take a fic or ficlet or multipart I've written, and choose whether you want a prequel or a sequel, and/or which character you want to concentrate on (not necessary but always appreciated) and/or a timeframe (i might tell you nothing interesting happens at that point, alas) and/or some aspect of the plot you were curious about idk etc.
-They shall be snippets or ficlets or otherwise roughly comment-sized, which means there's an even chance I'll come out of this post with yet another sprawling, all-devouring 'verse on my hands.
-I make no promise to actually write your prompt. I'll give it a fair try, is all I can offer.
-You can post up to five prompts. I might write one, I might write all five, I might write none.

Not as always!
This time on top of prequels and sequels you're also free to choose a scene and ask for a different POV on it in the same timeframe, or ask what Other Character was doing at the time. (I reserve the right to reject the prompt if the answer is "nothing that interesting.")

Eligible fics:
Just about any of them, teamworkverse, restoreverse, my ofics, even Garou. Random drabbles, fics that already have a sequel, weird crossovers, blahblahblah.

Yes, that means Crossed Wires too.

My ffnet page
My homepage
The archive for all those ficlet that already have a sequel or three. (note, if the ficlet isn't in there that doesn't mean it's not eligible. I'll add it later, no prob.)

Non-eligible:
-Locker Room Therapy (got a few in progress already!)
-Tripletsverse (Naruto/Naruko/Kyuubi) in general (you can ask about a specific fic in the series but you can't just say "tripletsverse! Dude, it spans months and I haven't yet decided some things, I don't think it'll ever officially have an end.)
-Detective Conan/Magic Kaito fics, sorry Jo. .__.
-Duo in Firefly. I have no clue on earth what to do with that one, sorry.
You can try for Heero in SGA but the prompt will have to be awesome, because the inspiration for this one doesn't fly high. Sorry.



Fics so far! :D
NaruSasu... IN SPACE!!, Sasuke meets some more clone-y in-laws (three comments! This is off to a good start. >__>)
Psychic wolves: Heero & Mary prequel
Jet/Zuko sequel from that Jet/Zuko/Katara thing
Byakuya POV from Ichigo Has Two Girlfriends : Brother In Law Edition
Amateur Palemates Smuttin It Up!! now featuring kinky!auspistice!Karkat. Gamzee POV.

Waterbender!Heero, training. (GW/AtLA fusionthing)
Sasuke/Juugo sequel to the Team Hebi Does Sasuke fic


Teamwork: Itachi stabbing Sasuke from Sakura POV

I BLAME phoenix_melody. BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME.

( Click here for a lineup of Gundam Wing characters as Avatar people~ )

~1 400 words.

Archive

( He is your rider's husband, and it is discourteous to make him walk. )

Dragons and their Boys archive.

~700 words.

( He woke in the middle of the night to a man in white coat leaning over him, hand stretched out toward his shoulder. )

So you know, I said the daemon AU was as gen as the game, as in Tifa and Aeris would flirt but Cloud would mostly be like "uh huh -- sorry, you said something?"

I also couldn't decide whether the presence of daemons would change anything big in the plot or whether the game would still happen pretty much the same to the end. So um. I now have a branching-off timeline where both romance and plot-changes happen, though so far the only big difference is how the Gold Saucer date goes.

It'll snowball real fast, though. >:3

~3 600 words.

Daemon AU fics archive (on dreamwidth but it all links back to LJ fics. Uh. don't try to make sense of my organization. it doesn't make any.)

Cloud=> Skally the Cuahl/Coeurl (think cheetah without spots and long eastern-dragon tendrils/moustachethings.)
Tifa=> Breon the stag.
Aeris=> Simon the housecat.

( Tifa was already stepping forward to push Cloud along when the door opened behind her and Aeris's cheerful voice rang. 'Heya, Cloud! You want to go on a date?' )

I know it's only been a few hours since I posted the first five ficlets but Scythe and Wing got REALLY demanding. And now that I have it written, ehh. *cough*

3 200 words of Duo and Heero and their dragons. Some of it might rest a bit much on knowledge of GW canon, I can't tell. ~__~ please ask if you've got an issue.

( There was a dragon in his sea, and it was drowning. )