Life and Times of Teh Asuka

Askerian: i be dancerin and havin silly married heero/duo banterthoughts
Askerian: at some point heero deadpan calls duo sugarplum, then duo's all D: "i think my balls just fell off", and then heero's like "useless to me then. barton! dumping maxwell, you interested?"
Askerian: they're bastards to each other.
Askerian: it's love.
Askerian: and then duo's like "give me one good reason i shouldn't dump you for real, you bitch" and heero's like " : | mortgage."
"... fuck, that's right. *sadflops*"
Askerian: they are the most romantic, it is them

I tried to make this one into a non-garou, actual ficlet, but it really didn't work. The beginning was fun but then it fell back into too much description and clinical things and emotionally empty boringness. So here's the script version.

( omghaircuts D: )

I've just had the most disgustingly sappy bunny ever. And to make things even worse, it's 1) incomplete (it starts in the middle) and 2) GUNDAM WING.

Urgh, 1x2 sap.

( Maybe if I share it here it will leave me alone... )