Life and Times of Teh Asuka

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( Contrary to his own expectations Cloud slept the whole way through the trip back home. )

You guys should not let me meme. I never finish all the prompts. I always end up with another brand new 'verse or three added to my load. I am bad with memes. baaaaaaad.

I'm blaming hiza_chan somehow. I was reading her genderswitch meme and then I was like OMG WANT. But I don't feel imaginative enough to write genderswitch ANYTHING, needs some limits...

Then I started wondering what would be different in teamwork if Sasuke was born a girl.


Give me one of my fics (anything I've posted in english, be it Teamwork, Restore, the Swingersverse, ofic... or one of those drabbles I wrote months ago *), give me a character to genderswitch (two max), give me a writing prompt (a word? a moment in time? a sentence? an action? note, I don't do well with poetic prompts. Hell, the prompt is optional. I might whine if inspiration doesn't come, though.)
* (apart from the stuff I posted nowhere but in that "what's in your files?" meme. That stuff's disqualified.)

Basically I'll write a ficlet inside a genderbent!AU of my stories. (I'd prefer a born the other gender AU than a temporary genderbending, actually .__.) I don't have the brains to manage brand-new verses or fun and different explanations for genderflipping right now.

Hopefully I'll manage to write you something. I'll do my best. I just. ngh. genderbending. I can't stop myself. I'm a memeholic.

TEAMWORK: Sasuke is a girl
Sasuke is knocked up.
Sexy no Jutsu

TEAMWORK: Naruto is a girl, Sakura is a boy
pregnant!Naruto, people's reactions
boy!Sakura introspection (some preg!girl!naruto)
Baby's First Ultrasound.


TRIPLETSVERSE: girlSasuke - transformation, not always-was-a-girl
Let's blame Kyuubi.

TRIPLETSVERSE: Naruto is a girl (Naru is a boy, Kyuubi is a woman), Hinata is a boy, Neji is a girl.
girl!Naruto introspection (girl!kyuubi, boy!naru)
Bathhouse: boy!Hinata, girl!Naruto, boy!Naru, girl!Kyuubi.
GirlKyuubi/GirlNeji, Dat Ass Comparing Curves. ...♥
GirlNaruto, Naruhiko & girlKyuubi try to comfort each other post-Sasuke giving them the slip again.


FF7: RESTORE: Sephiroth & Cloud are women, Tifa and Aeris are men
girl!Sephiroth in Wutai.
girl!Sephiroth & boy!Aeris (+ some background girlCloud&boyTifa)

FF7: RESTORE: random
Girl!Zack/Aeris/Sephiroth, flirting.


FF7: STEAL: random
FF7 Steal: Girl!Sephiroth & the babies.
FF7: Steal: Girl!Kegarr & Zack discussion.


FF7: ENEMY SKILL
FF7 Enemy Skill: GirlCloud, Sephiroth POV.


GW: NEWTYPE
Newtype: Wufei POV on GirlHeero.

BLEACH: THE CLOSET
Bleach: The Closet: Boy!Rukia.


THIS MEME IS CURRENTLY NOT TAKING NEW PROMPTS. No guarantees but all prompts already posted will be given a good try.

OH MY GOD COMPLETE. I'm not sure if the mood stays coherent and doesn't go up and down and sideways, but I'll read it over later. If you have "um, when the fuck did he switch from rage to ^-^" comments about specific moments plz tell me, i'll fix. But anyway.

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( A litany of swear words ran out of Cid's mouth like a river, but in an almost normal speaking tone, so that the effect was more vaguely put out than truly surprised. 'Shiva's icy tits,' he concluded. 'Sephiroth's alive again. That what you call 'not an emergency' and 'it can wait'?' )

Another shortish bit, but I didn't want to post the last tiny section alone so the ones before it had to wait for it to be written. XD;

OH MY GOD THE SAPPINESS. D: D: DX

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( Tadaahh! WAUGH. )

- Back from vacation! i'm still alive! i'm alone at home! oh god please, parents, don't come back early like you did last year. After a week sharing one house with two sets of uncles&aunts + the grandma, and sharing my bedroom with a boycousin who has severe allergies to dust and spent ALL NIGHT coughing and spitting, I just might bite.

Oh, my home. My lovely, empty home. T^T *twirls like a ballerina*


- aaaaaaaa turning 29 soon oh god only one year before the big 30, i can't be 30, i'm 22 at most, honest. D: where did the years go?

- aaaaaaaaaaaaaa losing my LJ icon extension pack soon oh god no, not my icons. Where did my icons go?

/subtle asuka is subtle. come on guys, i'll draw you a chibi or something? >.> *beg beg*


-I wrote! ... but, well, yes, some tripletsverse but nothing got completed so I can't post it. I am a sad Asuka. But I did write Teamwork and Restore things. :D Posting the first scene of the Restore thing because all of the rest needs SEVERE EDITING, but it's here, it exists! Woohoo.

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( Se-phi-roth~ nananana~ man but i missed writing him. )

I... want to write. But not Naruto things. Maybe FF7 things, but not one of the two multiparts I already have. Maybe Katekyo Hitman Reborn things, maybe Dragonball Z, maybe Ofic things, maybe maybe maybe. I don't know. I can't make up my mind.

I've got this list of 100 prompts, conveniently numbered from 1 to 100.

Give me a number, give me two or three characters, and let's see what happens. It's alright if two of you accidentally land on the same number. I make no promises about actually managing to write anything, because I suck like that, but even if out of 30 prompts I only manage to write three I'll consider it a success.

Eligible fandoms:
my o-fics (mermaids in space, cercle, brea&james, the Tyr nano story), FF7, Dragonball Z (huh, I need to come up with saiyajin OCs for that fandom, now that I'm thinking about it), Gundam Wing, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Avatar the Last Airbender, Seirei no Moribito, Bleach no more bleach, Yuyu Hakusho. Maaaaybe the teamwork OCs or any other fanfic OCs of mine if someone's interested, but then again I don't know.

Please no crossovers today.

ORIGINAL FICTION
Breanna & James, 27. Foreign - Tyr Anderson & Neve Serrano, 37. Eyes - Tyr story, Xiang Lin, 6. Break Away -

FINAL FANTASY 7
Sephiroth/Cloud (kinda restoreverse), 13. Misfortune -

AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER
Zuko&Toph, 30. Under The Rain - Azula&Zuko, 42. Standing still - -

DRAGONBALL Z
ChichiGoku, 42. Standing Still - BulmaVegeta, 76. Broken Pieces -

GUNDAM WING
Wufei, Duo, heero, Preventers, 77. Test - -

FAN-CHARACTERS
Teamwork, Sakura prequel, Yumeko&Hiroshi, 99. Solitude - -

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Please no more asking for numbers I've already written a ficlet for (it's cheating now that you guys know what it stands for!)


( also look at little Breanna SOCUTE. )

... I know I still have replies to write for the "give me a female character and i'll tell you why I love her" meme, but i'm stalled on them. (is anyone still waiting for a reply anyway? I'm horrible about replies, if it's more than two days later I tend to think "well, surely they've forgotten and it will be weird to reply so late, no one cares anymore" and so more often than not I end up not replying at all. Okay, half of it is my laziness looking for an excuse... then again I don't think I really can reply to *everything*, I might explode a little bit. x__x *actually kind of antisocial irl*)


But anyway.

* Gimme a character/pairing/threesome I've written/fangirled about, and I'll give you a bit of my personal headcanon for them. (their childhood, their secret hobbies, their sex life... haha especially their sex life. /perv)

* Comment with a story I've written, and I will tell you one thing I knew, learned, or wondered about while writing the story that didn't make it onto the page.
(if asking about teamwork, restore, or some other big 'verse, please try to narrow it down a bit because there are too many choices and I could have no clue where to start. XD; As for crossed wires, please no questions about it.)



¤ Will write a weekly naruto post later. (or maybe not. ehh. Depends on my laziness.) Chapter's up at mangastream, though.

¤ I still owe ten ItaSasu AU snippets, but my itasasu curse has hit again. Half the ideas I have are more brotherly than pairingly, and none of them are solidifying very fast. But they're still on my to-write list at the moment.

-Wutai being a mix of Chinese and Japanese I kinda tend to pick some things at random and totally make up some others.
-Not sure about the pacing or how interesting it is, but it needs to be there, so ehh.

-> Plz crit away, it's only the first draft.

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Still unbetaed. Also, I added a little part about Tifa trying to contact Denzel via PHS earlier in the fic. I'll update the LJ post later. Just, for continuity, she sent him a message that everything was okayish but he should still stay put. >_>;;

If you spot off characterization or grammar problems please tell me. Also I felt like the mood might be shifting a bit fast but it's a strange time for them all, so I dunno. Not sure it comes across properly, or just as "the writer forgot from one line to the next."

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( end of chapter 4 -- Tifa POV )