Life and Times of Teh Asuka

I'll be away from teh internet for a week or two, I don't know yet. Might come back early. This year we're not camping, we've got an apartment, so hey, who knows. My brother's girlfriend lent me her laptop (!!! I'll be able to WRITE!!! with a real keyboard!!! not a stylus on something cellphone sized!!!) so if there's wifi to be stolen over there I might pop up, but count on me being incommunicado for at least a week.

I am not sure how much i'll enjoy it, because of course it turns out that Dear Grandma and Most Annoying Aunt and her bratty teenage kids just so happen to have randomly decided to go on vacation somewhere that's like a block away from where we'll be staying. Amazing coincidence!!! But so long as Grandma isn't living *with* us, I'll make myself endure.

Worst comes to worst I'll take a train home the second the first week is over. >___> Maybe that way I'll dodge the birthday wishes that sound like "CONGRATS you're THIRTY and still UNMARRIED so I hope by next year YOU WILL HAVE a MAN in your LIFE."

Anyway I still gotta:
-pack clothes
-pack drawing materials
-download ebooks on dad's iPaq
-download my WIPs on charline's laptop
-have another little flailing crisis of omg thirty wtf
and then I'll be ready to go. Ohoho.



( And a random ~Art Dump~ (4, no, 5 pics) )

You guys should not let me meme. I never finish all the prompts. I always end up with another brand new 'verse or three added to my load. I am bad with memes. baaaaaaad.

I'm blaming hiza_chan somehow. I was reading her genderswitch meme and then I was like OMG WANT. But I don't feel imaginative enough to write genderswitch ANYTHING, needs some limits...

Then I started wondering what would be different in teamwork if Sasuke was born a girl.


Give me one of my fics (anything I've posted in english, be it Teamwork, Restore, the Swingersverse, ofic... or one of those drabbles I wrote months ago *), give me a character to genderswitch (two max), give me a writing prompt (a word? a moment in time? a sentence? an action? note, I don't do well with poetic prompts. Hell, the prompt is optional. I might whine if inspiration doesn't come, though.)
* (apart from the stuff I posted nowhere but in that "what's in your files?" meme. That stuff's disqualified.)

Basically I'll write a ficlet inside a genderbent!AU of my stories. (I'd prefer a born the other gender AU than a temporary genderbending, actually .__.) I don't have the brains to manage brand-new verses or fun and different explanations for genderflipping right now.

Hopefully I'll manage to write you something. I'll do my best. I just. ngh. genderbending. I can't stop myself. I'm a memeholic.

TEAMWORK: Sasuke is a girl
Sasuke is knocked up.
Sexy no Jutsu

TEAMWORK: Naruto is a girl, Sakura is a boy
pregnant!Naruto, people's reactions
boy!Sakura introspection (some preg!girl!naruto)
Baby's First Ultrasound.


TRIPLETSVERSE: girlSasuke - transformation, not always-was-a-girl
Let's blame Kyuubi.

TRIPLETSVERSE: Naruto is a girl (Naru is a boy, Kyuubi is a woman), Hinata is a boy, Neji is a girl.
girl!Naruto introspection (girl!kyuubi, boy!naru)
Bathhouse: boy!Hinata, girl!Naruto, boy!Naru, girl!Kyuubi.
GirlKyuubi/GirlNeji, Dat Ass Comparing Curves. ...♥
GirlNaruto, Naruhiko & girlKyuubi try to comfort each other post-Sasuke giving them the slip again.


FF7: RESTORE: Sephiroth & Cloud are women, Tifa and Aeris are men
girl!Sephiroth in Wutai.
girl!Sephiroth & boy!Aeris (+ some background girlCloud&boyTifa)

FF7: RESTORE: random
Girl!Zack/Aeris/Sephiroth, flirting.


FF7: STEAL: random
FF7 Steal: Girl!Sephiroth & the babies.
FF7: Steal: Girl!Kegarr & Zack discussion.


FF7: ENEMY SKILL
FF7 Enemy Skill: GirlCloud, Sephiroth POV.


GW: NEWTYPE
Newtype: Wufei POV on GirlHeero.

BLEACH: THE CLOSET
Bleach: The Closet: Boy!Rukia.


THIS MEME IS CURRENTLY NOT TAKING NEW PROMPTS. No guarantees but all prompts already posted will be given a good try.

I was thinking about the tripletsverse, and then... Kushina. Huh.

Passing over how I must have misunderstood and Minato did NOT pass up a chance to survive in a slightly more difficult 'verse so he could TELL HIS KID ABOUT HIS MOM HIMSELF, just so ghost-Kushina would have ten minutes of Naruto's time after a lifetime of being A 100% ORPHAN SERIOUSLY WHAT. I must have missed something. MUST. HAVE.

... uh, yes, where was I...

Kushina.

In the tripletsverse, is her ghost still hanging 'round for that One Last Talk? and if so, who is she in? Naruto, Naruto-and-Naruko, all three of them somehow? What was she anchored into, again? Was she dispersed/destroyed when the seal went HEY LET'S SPLINTER and wouldn't that be super sad? (except, uh, the triplets would have NO CLUE anyway but *I* do, so : woe.)

Anyway, what seems most likely to you guys? Not what seems the most AWW I WISH (which to me would be SHE WAS NOT DEAD SHE WAS... IN A HEALING STASIS OKAY SHUTUP) but, the likelihood. Let's note that Kyuubi-clone having Kyuubi memories means he does remember his previous Jinchuuriki, so it's not like the memory that she existed is totally erased/lost. (let's also note that Kyuu-chan's an ass and not really prone to heartwarming talks so when the heck would Kushina even come up in conversation... XD)

But anyway. Tripletsverse and Kushina. Thoughts?


another tripletsverse trend I noticed is that I tend to write kyuubi macking on guys and naru-chan macking on girls more often than either of them involved in het. huh. But that'll balance out in the long run.

:D OHOHOHOHO.

It didn't need a lot to be finished. Thanks to shewhoflies for helping me with the end. *loves on*

Tripletsverse Master Post is here. I think this happens before the Hinata thing, but I don't know yet. Haven't decided. Will probably need to edit one or the other for references when I do. Hmm, now I need some Sakura POV on her relationship with GirlNaruto, which is really a bit complex... *adds to list*

Anon requested:

I'm assuming Naruko only has Naruto's (and Kyuubi's experiences) to draw from, so either dealing with her first period or some of the ladies taking her aside to explain the purpose of a bra. (And shopping!)

... I'm keeping the period thing for later. >:D

( She was the one with the large frontal squishy bits that didn't take well to heavy boy bodies squashing them, or square boy jaws digging into them thinking they were pillows, so she was also the one who slept on her side at the very edge of the mattress, instead of being used as a second mattress. So when someone knocked at the door, she was the one Kyuubi could, and did, kick out of bed. Of course. )

Sakura takes Sai to meet the trio. Kyuubi ensues.

( So do we call you Naruto One, Two and Three? )

i wanted to write more naruto-naruko-kyuunaru adventures yesterday and today but it didn't happen. Sadness.

So, have a pic instead! quickly hand-drawn in a bus, so the anatomy is weird. XD; but, I like the blond pair's faces and her boobs, so i'm still happy.



( bigger vershuuuuunnn )

they're supposed to be on the weird balcony-thing at naruto's place but since that's something I decided at the last minute, i'll forgive you for not realizing that... also, about the absence of konoha in the background. errm. sorry. XD;

For charcoalcat, -Bathhouse. Naruko. Boy side or girl side? And if it isn't going overboard, Hinata or Neji encounter.

Hinata POV, almost 3500 words -- way too big for the comments field. So.

( !!No porn in there but v. suggestive girl-on-girl stuff anyway. (also full of unbearably teeth-aching loveloveness) )

Okay. READ THE FICLET THINGER FIRST. it's kinda choppy and the pacing is weird and it gets really cracktastic in places, though i'm not sure it's actually FUNNY, but.

I've had this bunny poking me for the last, oh, two years? I think.


( So when Kiba saw two blond heads bouncing in tandem down the street, one spiky and the other one pony-tailed, the only reason he did a doubletake was that, at first, he'd registered the second one as Ino with a boob job. )

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So basically my idea was that ... well. Somehow, in a manner that shall be explained at some point (probably), Naruto gets separated into three people, Naruto, Naruko, and Kyuunaru.

They proceed to make Konoha into their personal harem, but that is neither here nor -- actually, yes. Yes it is.

I earlier problem was that I tried to twist this so it would fall in a precise point or other in the canon continuity. Problem was the only two that worked for my purposes were 1) just after Jiraiya kicked the bucket, which = naruto in a bad emo mood, or 2) just before the training arc with Killerbee, where all the rookies are kinda >:/ at Naruto and vice versa, Sakura is riding out the shame of the failfession, and Sasuke has gone off the deep end and Karin and Suigetsu and Juugo aren't around anymore to rile him up woe woe.

Therefore, fuck that noise, this is set in a generic Part 2 post-Orochimaru timeline where everyone happens to be in good terms* and to hell with the details.

*apart from Sasuke, who at the start is only on goodish terms with team hebitaka, if you can call it that.

Hell, and also Itachi is still alive.

Might as well.

askerian: wait, did Itachi die before or after they captured Killerbee? because i liek the (brief and fleeting) camaraderie of post-killerbee Taka ;__;
askerian: ... BUT I LIKE KYUU/ITA SEXINGS MORE.
sarolynne: .....
sarolynne: Pfffft.
sarolynne: (Before, because Sasuke wouldn't have been working for Madara with Itachi still alive.)
askerian: ... DAMN IT.
askerian: okay then.
askerian: they can forge their brotherhood in the fires of Kyuubi's ardent pursuit, which they must ally to defend Sasuke from.


So there you are, wondering why the heck I'm telling you guys all that.

And it's because I want to attempt to write this silly little 'verse in a silly, quick way (though some scenes will likely be SERIOUS!! or something. idk, don't ask me, i'm just the writer, it's not like i control that shit.) and suzukiblu manages it pretty well for her ATLA fic so I'm gonna steal the format. Hah.

Give me a character you want one of the triplets (or even all three) to meet, and a prompt -- location, or mood, stuff like that. Please not abstract or poetic prompts, I suck hardcore at those. Three prompts each tops, I'll choose.

Like always I make no promises i'll manage to get it written, because I suck like that and also i'm gonna have to go to bed soonish and when I wake up the bunnies might be in hiding again, but I REALLY hope not because it fills me with so much cracky glee.

I'm gonna try to make myself write porn for this. O__o *crosses fingers*