Life and Times of Teh Asuka

Asuka Kureru,

Your LiveJournal paid account for user "askerian" is expiring in 12 days,
at which time it'll revert to its previous status.

So, um, who wants a picture?

T^T hakkai_duo is awesome. ♥ *twirls*

sarolynne likes genderswitch. A lot. (as evidenced by the genderswitch epidemic drabbleverse I pimped a couple of times before.)

I also like genderswitch. Maybe less than she does, but still quite a fair bit.

Sarolynne likes to RP. Me too.

So when she starts pondering deeply on how to make a good multifandom genderswitch LJ-style RP, with deep thoughts on how to actually make it about the exploration of forced gender reassignment and how it would impact the characters, and not about the porn and the OCs in canon clothes, and she makes a LJ comm for it ( ruleforthis ), and she tells me, "hay asuka, pimp it", then I pimp it. She promised me a ficlet for it. /whoreish

(you get three choices -- flipped gender, entirely de-sex'd, and the rarest of all, "not changed at all", which comes with fun survivor's guilt and heaps of insane jealousy from the other guys. I'm pondering the wisdom of talking Saro into allowing dickgirls as well)

So if you think you might eventually want to RP, or just give a hand with the rules and world building stuff, or just watch like a creepy stalker except not that creepy because we invited you to and that's as concensual as stalking ever gets, then you can go here which is the post where Saro started really letting the bunnies gnaw a hole in her brain accepting she was screwed developing her idea, or even straight to the comm: ruleforthis. (but even though it'll probably change soonish, right this moment the comm only has a short intro post that redirects you to the post I just linked here anyway. SO.)

now where's my Konan ficlet, hm? >__> edit: AHA! ficlet GET.

Asuka Kureru,

Your LiveJournal paid account for user "askerian" is expiring in 12 days,at which time it'll revert to its previous status.

DDDDDDDDDDD: just when LJ became bearable again!

.____.; Well then. Anyone want a sketch + colors pic?



edit -- BWEEE! thank you, nightambre! ♥ What do you want me to draw? ^___^

THE USERNAME MEME

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Hey, Writer's Block, long time no see! Did you miss me? I didn't miss you.

bitch. T_T

pornandkittens pornandkittens pornandkittens [/subliminal message]


Listen to my wisdom.

GENDERBENDING FICS ARE WRONG.

GENDERBENDING NICE, NORMAL HET COUPLES IN ORDER TO MAKE THEM DISGUSTING GAY FICS IS EVEN WORSE. >O

I in no way advocate randomly swapping genders of majour characters in order to push them into otherwise gay pairings (I saw an absolutely dreadful fic where the author randomly made Naruto female to do a NaruHina Yuri fic). endquote.

So you disgusting perverts can put away all your sexy no jutsu, all your magic spells, all your potions and materias and whatever other crack reasons to see a character switch gender because it's wrong!

Naruto and boy!Hinata would not be awkwardly sweetfunnycute, girl!Naruto with Sakura/Temari/Ino would not be OH GOD THE HOT ten points for any kind of Battle of the Blondes, SakuSasu, with D: girl cooties!sasuke or Umm, I seem to have extra bits!Sakura, would be repulsive either way.

Hermione being all interested and inquisitive, slightly weirded out/embarrassed but ready to experiment with either of her boys anyway or both would be OOC and not hot at all. Ginny would never go HELL YEAH I HAS PEN0R and jump Harry/Dean/some other guy if she were to chomp on some experimental bit of candy. Draco as a girl would never be hilarious.

Aeris and/or Tifa would totaly not teach Cloudette the Mysteries of Womanhood if some accident with unknown Materia made the socks in the front of his pretty, pretty purple dress unnecessary.


Any kind of genderbent het pair, in any pairing, for whatever reason, is repulsive. Yes, repulsive!! How dare you sully the perfectness of the peepee/weewee match!

now give me het couples experimenting with their sexuality, ppl. Any fandom, any het couple, any reason. The genderfuck, I must have it.


I will only accept boykitten-girlkitten pairs as picspam, seeing as boykitten/boykitten or girlkitten duos are wrong. Let us not even talk of kitten/puppy/duckies, which are the root of all evil.



A little explanation... On dA someone was joking with me that naruko/hinata was hotter than plain normal naruhina, and boy!hinata might make for some nice yaoi naruhina. I laughed, and then I was all "yeah, maybe i should write it" while not seriously intending to... Until I landed on a wanky post that uses the linked quote about how OMG they don't advocate gendersbender fics. *eyerolls so hard it hurts*

NOW I HAVE TO. Except umm i'm not sure I'll go very far, but now I'm filled with the urge to read a bazilion and one genderbending fics -- drabbles, long fics, crack or not, whatever. I HUNGEEER.

Thankfully! pornandkittens is an awesome little comm where people pretend to wank and rant and be total assholes, and then other people write them drabbles that go against everything they whined about and possibly shower them in cat macros, since we all know that's the best part of a wanky WAHH STOP WRITING WHAT I DON'T WANT TO SEE bitchfest : the porn-in-reaction and the kitten pics.

So I'm crossposting because I'm a whore and I really want me some genderbending akshun.

'course the comm will only work if people give as much as they ask for. ;.;

If you've got the itch to write a drabble in response -- eeeeeeeeeyesyesyesyesyesyes -- please post it there on the original pornandkittens post so other members of the comm can read it too, pretty please?

Asuka Kureru,

Your LiveJournal paid account for user "askerian" is expiring in 12 days, at which time it'll revert to its previous status.


NNNNNNOOOOOOOOES DDDDD:

MY ICONSES. T_T

;__; help plz. I can't pay for anything online or else I'd be broke. I'll draw you a chibi picture? Any fandom you want. ;_;


edit: BWEE. purple_alicorn FTW! ♥

hrrn.

My third mouse of the year is DYING AGAIN WTF (okay, shouldn't have bought the cheap one, I guess). No more pics for a while, because I can't color with a mouse that refuses to do curves and keeps hiccuping at random. But it still works okay-ish so far for the rest, so...

I've been looking to get myself a tablet. Because mouses =/= best coloring possible. And I really really want to learn to paint on the computer instead of adding some color to my sketches. I want to learn to do landscapes and clouds and hair with a bazilion strands and stuff like that, instead of my more usual quick cell-shading and quicker fuzzy brushes.

So tablets are good, yeah. But argh omg I'd forgotten how expensive they are. x_x

I'm not pulling a Cassandra Claire on you people. u.u;;;; I'm not asking anyone to buy me one, what the hell no, if anyone was crazy enough to do that I'd send it right back because it really is that goddamn expensive and I don't want anyone to spend a buck on me. DD: (well, okay, I don't mind people adding a month or two to my LJ account, but that's it. XD) Really, I would like one, but I don't want it THAT much. But if, say, you just brought yourself a new tablet, and you've got this old one that works sort of okay but it's too tiny or just not as cool or whatever, I'll... er. Draw a picture for you? two pictures, even. *throws in a couple of chubby chibis* ... we can negotiate? ;.;

(XD; but fair warning -- I'd try my best but there are things that I just can't draw, so no guarantees that you wouldn't have to ask for another theme/subject/angle/whatever.)

... okay, the offer kinda sucks. XD;; But it's really the best I can come up with, what with being unemployed and all that. And it's pretty unlikely that someone will have a working tablet just kind of hanging around, but hey. Doesn't hurt to ask, I guess. XD; And if no one does, it's alright too, promise. I really don't need one zomg!, it would just be nice to have one, is all. ^__^


To clarify -- I'm not asking for a free tablet, I'm really not that entitled. I'm looking for someone willing to trade a tablet with a couple of art commissions. I really don't know how much my art's worth, but I seriously doubt it would go for 100$ apiece, is all. XD


*feels like a sellout now* ;_;

just a quick personal question...

... do I really come off as intimidating in any way, shape or form? O_o;;;;



EDIT: okay, whoa. o_o;;;;;; uhm. whoa. *eyes number of comments* #x_x# you people keel me ded of blush. *sends massive love to everyone* I was expecting maybe ten, twenty replies, not that much. Now it looks like I was fishing for compliments or something @_@ (as if I ever bothered to be this subtle when asking people to send me some adoration XD)

(also, i do not eat anonymous commenters and people who have added me to their friendslist and never said anything -- if you're lurking because you like lurking better, it's just fine with me, I do that in a lot of places too so I definitely understand the appeal and don't expect you to stop watching and join in; just don't lurk only because you're scared I'll eat you. XD I swear I'll only nibble very gently at the very most.)

*clings to extra userpics* noes noes noes, i cannot choose which ones to keep. T__T *sob* I'll even draw a chibi for the person who will buy me more time of extra userpics, that's how much I don't want to get separated from them ;;__;; *sobsobcling* *is pitiful* *wails*


oh, sera? i don't have school tomorrow morning. *^_____________________^*