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Fri, Jun. 8th, 2012 18:30
askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (Default)
While I was dithering over whether to bother to renew my paid account, it went poof.

SUDDENLY NO MORE CUSTOM COMMENT PAGE. SUDDENLY THE HORROR OF THE NEW LJ COMMENT PAGE. THE ONE WHERE WHEN I TYPE, A LETTER APPEARS PER SECOND.

I can not comment like this. My usual workaround on other journals is that I empty the URL bar and then type something in there and copypaste, but it's only practical for shortish answers. Otherwise it's pretty much hell.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa fuck you, livejournal, fuck you in the NOSE. why do you make paying from another country so HARD. WHY DO YOU MAKE SHITTY LAYOUT DECISIONS AND NOT LET PEOPLE OPT THE FUCK OUT. aaaaaaaaaaaa.

... and the icons i'm left with are completley ridiculous, wow, I haven't used any of them in YEARS. the heck?
askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (ItaSasu_Money's on the nightstand)
Asuka Kureru,

Your LiveJournal paid account for user "askerian" is expiring in 12 days,
at which time it'll revert to its previous status.


So, um, who wants a picture?


T^T [livejournal.com profile] hakkai_duo is awesome. ♥ *twirls*
askerian: (naruto_tripletsverse)
- Back from vacation! i'm still alive! i'm alone at home! oh god please, parents, don't come back early like you did last year. After a week sharing one house with two sets of uncles&aunts + the grandma, and sharing my bedroom with a boycousin who has severe allergies to dust and spent ALL NIGHT coughing and spitting, I just might bite.

Oh, my home. My lovely, empty home. T^T *twirls like a ballerina*


- aaaaaaaa turning 29 soon oh god only one year before the big 30, i can't be 30, i'm 22 at most, honest. D: where did the years go?

- aaaaaaaaaaaaaa losing my LJ icon extension pack soon oh god no, not my icons. Where did my icons go?

/subtle asuka is subtle. come on guys, i'll draw you a chibi or something? >.> *beg beg*


-I wrote! ... but, well, yes, some tripletsverse but nothing got completed so I can't post it. I am a sad Asuka. But I did write Teamwork and Restore things. :D Posting the first scene of the Restore thing because all of the rest needs SEVERE EDITING, but it's here, it exists! Woohoo.

Table of Contents - Previous
FF7 : Restore - chapter 7 scene 1

Se-phi-roth~ nananana~ man but i missed writing him. )

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Tue, Jun. 16th, 2009 00:04
askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (T7_PIMP!!)
[livejournal.com profile] sarolynne likes genderswitch. A lot. (as evidenced by the genderswitch epidemic drabbleverse I pimped a couple of times before.)

I also like genderswitch. Maybe less than she does, but still quite a fair bit.

Sarolynne likes to RP. Me too.

So when she starts pondering deeply on how to make a good multifandom genderswitch LJ-style RP, with deep thoughts on how to actually make it about the exploration of forced gender reassignment and how it would impact the characters, and not about the porn and the OCs in canon clothes, and she makes a LJ comm for it ( [livejournal.com profile] ruleforthis ), and she tells me, "hay asuka, pimp it", then I pimp it. She promised me a ficlet for it. /whoreish

(you get three choices -- flipped gender, entirely de-sex'd, and the rarest of all, "not changed at all", which comes with fun survivor's guilt and heaps of insane jealousy from the other guys. I'm pondering the wisdom of talking Saro into allowing dickgirls as well)

So if you think you might eventually want to RP, or just give a hand with the rules and world building stuff, or just watch like a creepy stalker except not that creepy because we invited you to and that's as concensual as stalking ever gets, then you can go here which is the post where Saro started really letting the bunnies gnaw a hole in her brain accepting she was screwed developing her idea, or even straight to the comm: [livejournal.com profile] ruleforthis. (but even though it'll probably change soonish, right this moment the comm only has a short intro post that redirects you to the post I just linked here anyway. SO.)

now where's my Konan ficlet, hm? >__> edit: AHA! ficlet GET.
askerian: Sasuke crumpled on the ground. WOE. (Sasuke_WOE.)
My paid account is expiring in six days and as always I have no way to pay for things online. Anyone want a sketch + colors pic? Or a china ink pic? (if I can find my brush again.) I need my paid account bawwww. T^T

edit omg you guys i'm gonna be paid for until 2040 if this keeps happening stooooop! keep yer monies for when i start begging for my +icons or somethingXDDDD


In other news, still writing Teamwork. :D Maybe I should get a wordcount thingie to motivate myself... It's strangely rewarding to input your daily wordcount and see the bar climb up. I have no idea what total I should aim for, though.

D:

Mon, Jun. 16th, 2008 02:19
askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (Naru_EmoNaru Animated)
Asuka Kureru,

Your LiveJournal paid account for user "askerian" is expiring in 12 days,at which time it'll revert to its previous status.


DDDDDDDDDDD: just when LJ became bearable again!

.____.; Well then. Anyone want a sketch + colors pic?



edit -- BWEEE! thank you, [livejournal.com profile] nightambre! ♥ What do you want me to draw? ^___^

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Tue, Jan. 29th, 2008 01:31
askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (Lena_cute)
THE USERNAME MEME


._________.



Hey, Writer's Block, long time no see! Did you miss me? I didn't miss you.

bitch. T_T
askerian: (1_OMG!)
Curse you, Heero. CURSE YOU.

I can't find my Endless Waltz DVD, I'm getting vague GW bunnies again (nothing definite enough to write with, but enough to make me distracted), and I don't want to have to rewatch the whole series again because I'm pretty sure huge chunks of it would bore me, but there's something telling me "hey, maybe you can kind of, you know, watch it with new eyes. Since falling into a fandom before you watched the show wasn't the best way to end up unbiased and unconfused on the timeline and all that."

I think I want to read GW fic again. Except, I still don't care about much of it. Just about Heero. I want more Heero. And possibly Wufei. Mayyyybe Duo if he's not handled like a hyperactive, girly idiot savant. And action/adventure/politics/gritty badassness. And preferably no AUs.

Also possibly AI gundams, newtypes, life in the colonies and other stuff like that.

And cloning. Clones are sexy.

No, I'm not difficult at all. -__-;;

Which reminds me that I still need to get my hands on Warchild by Karin Lowachee, because not only is it rumored to be good, but the main character is apparently the second coming of Heero Yuy and ahhhhhh I wantses it, preciousssssss. I'm pondering the merits of proposing a trade-off -- a picture for a book -- but I've got to think of the logistics first. (namely, is my laziness going to end up making the poor commissioner wait six months or more for their pic. It's a very distinct possibility. I'm notoriously unreliable like that. ~__~ Also I would hope no one familiar with my pictures would be silly enough to hope for a real background. XD)

But anyway. Anyone got some good, IC, Heero-centric plotfic to read that's recent enough I wouldn't have read it? (If it's more recent than Maldoror's last GW fic, I've probably read it...)
askerian: (Sai_Oh it's me and Sasuke-kun.)
[livejournal.com profile] pornandkittens [livejournal.com profile] pornandkittens [livejournal.com profile] pornandkittens [/subliminal message]


Listen to my wisdom.

GENDERBENDING FICS ARE WRONG.

GENDERBENDING NICE, NORMAL HET COUPLES IN ORDER TO MAKE THEM DISGUSTING GAY FICS IS EVEN WORSE. >O

I in no way advocate randomly swapping genders of majour characters in order to push them into otherwise gay pairings (I saw an absolutely dreadful fic where the author randomly made Naruto female to do a NaruHina Yuri fic). endquote.

So you disgusting perverts can put away all your sexy no jutsu, all your magic spells, all your potions and materias and whatever other crack reasons to see a character switch gender because it's wrong!

Naruto and boy!Hinata would not be awkwardly sweetfunnycute, girl!Naruto with Sakura/Temari/Ino would not be OH GOD THE HOT ten points for any kind of Battle of the Blondes, SakuSasu, with D: girl cooties!sasuke or Umm, I seem to have extra bits!Sakura, would be repulsive either way.

Hermione being all interested and inquisitive, slightly weirded out/embarrassed but ready to experiment with either of her boys anyway or both would be OOC and not hot at all. Ginny would never go HELL YEAH I HAS PEN0R and jump Harry/Dean/some other guy if she were to chomp on some experimental bit of candy. Draco as a girl would never be hilarious.

Aeris and/or Tifa would totaly not teach Cloudette the Mysteries of Womanhood if some accident with unknown Materia made the socks in the front of his pretty, pretty purple dress unnecessary.


Any kind of genderbent het pair, in any pairing, for whatever reason, is repulsive. Yes, repulsive!! How dare you sully the perfectness of the peepee/weewee match!

now give me het couples experimenting with their sexuality, ppl. Any fandom, any het couple, any reason. The genderfuck, I must have it.


I will only accept boykitten-girlkitten pairs as picspam, seeing as boykitten/boykitten or girlkitten duos are wrong. Let us not even talk of kitten/puppy/duckies, which are the root of all evil.



A little explanation... On dA someone was joking with me that naruko/hinata was hotter than plain normal naruhina, and boy!hinata might make for some nice yaoi naruhina. I laughed, and then I was all "yeah, maybe i should write it" while not seriously intending to... Until I landed on a wanky post that uses the linked quote about how OMG they don't advocate gendersbender fics. *eyerolls so hard it hurts*

NOW I HAVE TO. Except umm i'm not sure I'll go very far, but now I'm filled with the urge to read a bazilion and one genderbending fics -- drabbles, long fics, crack or not, whatever. I HUNGEEER.

Thankfully! [livejournal.com profile] pornandkittens is an awesome little comm where people pretend to wank and rant and be total assholes, and then other people write them drabbles that go against everything they whined about and possibly shower them in cat macros, since we all know that's the best part of a wanky WAHH STOP WRITING WHAT I DON'T WANT TO SEE bitchfest : the porn-in-reaction and the kitten pics.

So I'm crossposting because I'm a whore and I really want me some genderbending akshun.

'course the comm will only work if people give as much as they ask for. ;.;

If you've got the itch to write a drabble in response -- eeeeeeeeeyesyesyesyesyesyes -- please post it there on the original [livejournal.com profile] pornandkittens post so other members of the comm can read it too, pretty please?
askerian: (OTVillage_By Frakalakalaka)
Never has my icon been more appropriate.

Mmm, Sasuke/Naruto/Sakura/Hinata/Kakashi.

Yeah, really.

See, I was at this forum, and we were listing our fave threesomes and foursomes and.

Well.

I found a soulmate, who introduced me to the wonders of narusasusakukaka and narusasusakuhina. BUT I COULDN'T CHOOSE WHICH I LIKED BEST. ;____;

So of course I wrote both in one. u.u

(relax, it's crack, not porny. XD It's also unpolished and unbetaed, be warned.)

This is a threesome, Uzumaki, not a walk-in harem! )
askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (ItaSasu_Money's on the nightstand)
Asuka Kureru,

Your LiveJournal paid account for user "askerian" is expiring in 12 days, at which time it'll revert to its previous status.



NNNNNNOOOOOOOOES DDDDD:

MY ICONSES. T_T

;__; help plz. I can't pay for anything online or else I'd be broke. I'll draw you a chibi picture? Any fandom you want. ;_;


edit: BWEE. [livejournal.com profile] purple_alicorn FTW!
askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (OTP XP by byakugan)
In other news, i've been wasting my whole afternoon reading this gal's One Piece fics and laughing and squeeing my ass off.

It's been a while since I found Naruto fic that delighted me so much, made it all seem new and shiny again. and therein lies babble about mildly depressing pondering on fandom that i'm hoping is just a temporary aberration ad not a long-lasting shift )

this is not at all a thinly veiled plot to get you people to find me or write me good, shiny new naruto stuff. At all. Noooo. Would I ever do that? 9________9

I need to find new writers who make me go "ohh". I really, really need to.

T_T

Thu, Nov. 23rd, 2006 08:58
askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (ItaSasu_Money's on the nightstand)
hrrn.

My third mouse of the year is DYING AGAIN WTF (okay, shouldn't have bought the cheap one, I guess). No more pics for a while, because I can't color with a mouse that refuses to do curves and keeps hiccuping at random. But it still works okay-ish so far for the rest, so...

I've been looking to get myself a tablet. Because mouses =/= best coloring possible. And I really really want to learn to paint on the computer instead of adding some color to my sketches. I want to learn to do landscapes and clouds and hair with a bazilion strands and stuff like that, instead of my more usual quick cell-shading and quicker fuzzy brushes.

So tablets are good, yeah. But argh omg I'd forgotten how expensive they are. x_x

I'm not pulling a Cassandra Claire on you people. u.u;;;; I'm not asking anyone to buy me one, what the hell no, if anyone was crazy enough to do that I'd send it right back because it really is that goddamn expensive and I don't want anyone to spend a buck on me. DD: (well, okay, I don't mind people adding a month or two to my LJ account, but that's it. XD) Really, I would like one, but I don't want it THAT much. But if, say, you just brought yourself a new tablet, and you've got this old one that works sort of okay but it's too tiny or just not as cool or whatever, I'll... er. Draw a picture for you? two pictures, even. *throws in a couple of chubby chibis* ... we can negotiate? ;.;

(XD; but fair warning -- I'd try my best but there are things that I just can't draw, so no guarantees that you wouldn't have to ask for another theme/subject/angle/whatever.)

... okay, the offer kinda sucks. XD;; But it's really the best I can come up with, what with being unemployed and all that. And it's pretty unlikely that someone will have a working tablet just kind of hanging around, but hey. Doesn't hurt to ask, I guess. XD; And if no one does, it's alright too, promise. I really don't need one zomg!, it would just be nice to have one, is all. ^__^


To clarify -- I'm not asking for a free tablet, I'm really not that entitled. I'm looking for someone willing to trade a tablet with a couple of art commissions. I really don't know how much my art's worth, but I seriously doubt it would go for 100$ apiece, is all. XD


*feels like a sellout now* ;_;
askerian: (Sasuke_Oh Fuck)
Asuka Kureru,

Your LiveJournal paid account for user "askerian" is expiring in 10
days, at which time it'll revert to free account status.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

;__; *rolls over and begs* chibi pic for anyone who buys me more time plzplzplz. I can't pay for anything online T_T

wait, did i promise anything for the people who got me icon time last time i whined about it? I can't remember if I ever got around to it. o_o *searches through archives* argh, can't find the post!


EDIT: WHEEE!!!! thank you so much, [livejournal.com profile] sunhawk16 <3<3<3

... I hate having to beg every few months or so, though, so if any of you feels like adding to my paid LJ time, I'll draw you a chibi pic too ^____^;

Cloneness chibis: MY DOGGY! )

chibi Sakiness for purple_alicorn )
askerian: (Sasuke_Oh Fuck)
just a quick personal question...

... do I really come off as intimidating in any way, shape or form? O_o;;;;



EDIT: okay, whoa. o_o;;;;;; uhm. whoa. *eyes number of comments* #x_x# you people keel me ded of blush. *sends massive love to everyone* I was expecting maybe ten, twenty replies, not that much. Now it looks like I was fishing for compliments or something @_@ (as if I ever bothered to be this subtle when asking people to send me some adoration XD)

(also, i do not eat anonymous commenters and people who have added me to their friendslist and never said anything -- if you're lurking because you like lurking better, it's just fine with me, I do that in a lot of places too so I definitely understand the appeal and don't expect you to stop watching and join in; just don't lurk only because you're scared I'll eat you. XD I swear I'll only nibble very gently at the very most.)
askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (Team7_ugly chibis)
So, like I told [livejournal.com profile] sarolynne, I want a Team 7 AMV. A good one, preferably. But. I want a song that's about threesomes; sadly I only know of two songs like that and neither is appropriate for T7. This is where The Master Plan comes into play.

1) write lyrics.
2) record song.
3) make AMV.

I do not know how to sing, how to play an instrument and even less how to make an AMV, but i'll obliterate these obstacles when they get in my way. Hell yeah! *raises fists* Right now, I need to go with phase 1 of my plan.

Ooooh they came from Konoha! yeah!
They were Naruto, Sas'ke 'n Sakura!
And they all wanted to shag
But Sas'ke thought Sakr'a a hag
And Naruto was a perveeeert
Who had Sak'ra runnin' for cover!

... I am apparently not a lyric writer either. XD

This is where YOU come into play. CONTINUE THAT SONG. And make me laugh participate in my great effort to ensnare people's hearts! TEAM 7 OT3 FOREVARRR!!!1!11!

I know, it shows that I really should be in bed. I'm going, i'm going. Sheesh.

AHHH NOES ;_;

Mon, Feb. 7th, 2005 23:17
askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (Iruka_NOES)
*clings to extra userpics* noes noes noes, i cannot choose which ones to keep. T__T *sob* I'll even draw a chibi for the person who will buy me more time of extra userpics, that's how much I don't want to get separated from them ;;__;; *sobsobcling* *is pitiful* *wails*


oh, sera? i don't have school tomorrow morning. *^_____________________^*

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