Life and Times of Teh Asuka

Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous.
Upon request, I will post a random line or two from any of these you choose. Assuming that the file adds up to a full line, that is.

Except I'm a ho so it's likely you might get a lot more than two lines, if there's that much to repost in the file. >___>

I cheated because I have about twice the number of files there, but half of them are long abandoned, and often also nothing but notes and no prose, anyway.

Some of the ones I listed here might be all notes and no prose, too, but they're still ideas I'd like to work on at some point.

The ones with * probably have enough unpublished material to be requested several times. XD

( naruto )

( other fandoms )

( ofics )

ALRIGHT. still open but i'm going to bed, so i'll go back to this tomorrow.

I didn't write today but thanks to Saro and Fi I've unblocked Restore! ... i haven't been able to write any teamwork, or any AU drabbles that I've got on my to-do list, or... anything else, really. Man but february sucked HARDCORE re: writing. I feel totally wilted. I hope March goes better.


So that means I need a writing meme of sorts.

Ganked from suzukiblu
Pick one of my stories and I will tell you the first line lineS okay i'm long-winded shut up of its sequel. Even if I was never actually planning to write a sequel. Even if it already has a sequel -- I'll give you the first line of another version of its sequel!

Crossed Wires and Main Teamwork Story May Not Apply. You can ask about teamwork sidefics if for some strange reason you really want to. Actually I'm not going to say you can't ask for a sequel to a WIP but in general I'd rather not. ^^; (also, please don't ask more of something that's all of three lines long or less. I have a tendency to verbal diarrhea, so if something manages to come out that short, likely there's a reason.)

Naruto
Team Taka pron - Locker Room Therapy - Locker Room Therapy 2 - Ten NaruSasu AUs: Vampirefic - Naru adds Sasu to his clan register - Sharing is Caring - Ten NaruSasu AUs: Post-apocalypse - Saki-chan - NaruSasu kitsune/knight haremness - Ten NaruSasu AUs : Pirates - Ten NaruSasu AUs : in SPACE!! - The Bird - - -

Gundam Wing
Garou: Catnip and Cheetahs - Newtype - that old, wtf merboy Duo oneshot - Garou -

Final Fantasy 7
Cloudette and the Yellow Orb - Restore -

Others
Bleach: The Closet - GW/Firefly crossover: Duo/Mal: The Stowaway - Original: Cercle -

I'd say it's a writing meme, but "meme" implies I'll actually manage to write something in response, and we all know my track record by now, hm?

So. I hate writing action. Therefore I hate Teamwork and Newtypes very much at the moment. I also hate pr0nz. So, all that's left is dialogue.

Please give me two-three characters -- any fandom you know I know (feel free to ask if you're not sure, crossovers accepted on a trial basis) + either a topic of discussion or a quote to include. Then hopefully I'll write some dialogue -- two lines, ten, a whole multipart, who knows. I reserve the right to reformulate it, or to write something totally off-topic because my inspiration will have gone off in a different direction. Or to get writer's block on you. Again. *hangs head*


how come the kissy meme didn't inspire me more, it's not fair damn it. T____T


The dialoguethings!
Naruto/Sasuke/Sakura - on adding Sai to the OT3. (it's more like a ficlet. XD)
Mermaids in SPACE: Alind teasing Vartan about Oriana.
Mal Reynolds, Duo Maxwell, stowaway.
Teamworkverse, Temari/Ino on Shikamaru. => This is now canon. I Haz Decided.
Teamworkverse, "where are the wooden spoons?" futurefic, dialogue only.
Hinata and Sakura on the topic of boobs. ... why does this want to spawn a series of fanservice ficlets. Oh self.

Quelqu'un a plagiarisé Cercle de Silence. o_o Je veux même pas dire copiécollé, ça serait trop facile -- je veux dire qu'ils m'ont piqué mon monde et mes personnages, et fait un job vraiment pas très convainquant de les personnaliser.

Du genre Ashram s'appelle maintenant Fenriss, sa couette a grandi de ses omoplates à son cul, et Fenris s'appelle désormais Ashram et a à peu de choses près les cheveux de Kouriel.

Je suis convaincue, sisi.

En plus il y a un Reiyel et un Askerian, un Belial, une Giny, et une Alizea est mentionnée dans le passé d'Askerian quoique elle soit pas sur la liste des personnages, et leurs pouvoirs sont vraiment similiaires, et puis y a le coup des deux mondes parallèles (l'un humain-moderne, l'autre plein de bestioles de légende) qu'on traverse via cercle magique...

Bon, okay, Cercle a jamais été l'histoire la plus originale, mis à part dans certains détails. Détails qui soit dit en passant se retrouvent dans son petit univers.

Ce qui me troue le cul le plus, c'est qu'elle a des tonnes de gens qui suivent son blog et adorent ce qu'elle fait, et bien sûr elle a pas mentionné une seule fois d'où venait son inspiration.

En plus elle a tracé son Ashra-- heu, Fenriss sur un de mes dessin.

Je veux bien, que ce soit un genre de sous-fanfic, qu'elle a utilisé mon monde comme tremplin pour développer le sien -- mais putain, les disclaimers c'est pas fait pour les chiens.

Enfin bref j'ai envoyé un commentaire, mais j'ai pas de skyblog alors m'étonnerait qu'elle le laisse s'afficher. Mais quand même comme ça elle l'aura eu.






Long story short, someone "borrowed" characters, names, species and metaphysics from my old o-fic to write their own story in, "remade" two characters to make them more appealing (read : switched two names and lenghtened hair so the main hunk would have the "better" name and a sexier ponytail) without of course seeing fit to mention where the inspiration was coming from. I'm kinda miffed.

Of my own invention, because I liek kissies and I'm sick and tired of that stupid writing block. Rarr.

So.

Here's the list of characters I'm willing to write about :
Sasuke, Naruto, Kyuunaru, Sakura, Sai, Itachi, Neji, Hinata, Hanabi, Ino, Heero, Duo(Duo's all spent, sorry!), Wufei, Dark Schneider, Kall Su, Rukia, Orihime, Cloud, Sephiroth, Zack, Aeris, Tifa, Red XIII, Cid, Vegeta, Bulma, and Roxas. (... I might have forgotten some; if so, I'll add them later if I'm reminded. It's a good start anyway. ;p)
(and I guess if you want to, you can ask for any of my OCs, fanfic and ofic both. *eyes Saro and Jo with suspicion* >.>)

1) Choose two characters in the list. Yes, only two.
2) Then choose a mood. (content, melancholy, giggly and the like).
3) Then I write you kissies. NO MOOD, NO KISSIES.

I'll be trying for at least ten sentences of it, but it can be one line, it can be ten pages (I seriously hope it won't, but.) Yes, there are different fandoms in there. Yes, I'm totally willing to write crossover kissies. Yes, I'm even willing to write pairings I usually wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole. Go wild, peoples.

I'm going to do them in batches of 5 because I have no idea when my energy will run out, but until I close it, feel free to ask anyway, just be aware that I might not get to your request. If I start a batch, it will be finished. if not, um, tough luck? XD

First batch: joisbishmyoga (ReiAske, Happys) - tephralynn DuoSakura, (Silly) - sarolynne (Naruto/Team Kunoichi -playful) - sister_dear (Wufei/Zack, teasing) - book_people (NaruSasu, catharsis) *DONE!*

Second batch: blackheisei (KyunaruSakura, possessive) - meritjubet (ItachiSai, buzzed) - luel_exana (Heero/Sasuke, resigned) - bemysty (DuoOrihime, hungry) - nekovixen (Orihime/Red XIII (NEED MOOD!))

Third batch: twitty_twit (Sasuke/Sephiroth, super) - hiza_chan (Duo/Zack, curious part two ) - mikkeneko (NaruHina, distressed) - fujiko1601 (NejiHina, optimistic) - sarolynne (GeirLiadan, comforting (in french))

Fourth batch: nightambre (Duo/Ino, bratty) - runespoor7 (Roxas/Ino, impatient) - hitori_toshiro (Roxas/Red XIII, romantic) - schuldlos85 (ZackTifa, jealousy) - jammaster_goat (SasuSai, Jealous)

Fifth batch: vicky_v (InoSaku, comforting) - therhoda (SaiNeji, bored) - chronolith (InoSephiroth or HinataRukia) - leilia (Vegeta/Neji, cold)

Sixth batch: shadowedsolace (Wufei/Neji, surprise) - jameva (Cid/Itachi, irritated) - lady_zip (Naruto/Sai, desperation) - nobody_famous (KyuunaruSakura, intrigued) - tricia1224 (NarutoOrihime or RukiaKyuunaru)

Seventh batch: animeprincess (TifaAeris, teasing) - sabriel_sylfaen (NaruSai, drunk) - okamikaze (KyuunaruItachi, high) - Anon (Orihime/Cloud or OrihimeAeris) - aikonamika (Zack/Cloud, broken)

Eightth batch: m_a_foxfire (NejiSasuke, restless) - illegal_goddess (SasukeRukia, mischievous) - phoenix_melody (RukiaDuo, surprised) - shinigami81383 (RoxasWufei, frustrated) - bakkhos (ItaSasu, nostalgic)

Ninth batch: joisbishmyoga (Hinata/Zack, excited) - charcoalcat (Cloud/Sasuke, kindness) - tekku_karii (KyuunaruRukia, snarky) - cepheid_nebulae (CloudSasuke, nervous) - chibirisuchan (Sephiroth/Vegeta, competition)

Tenth batch: questofdreams (Sasuke/Naruto, consolation)- valles_uf (HinataOrihime, triumph)- bootoye (KyuunaruCloud, cautious)- tephralynn (TifaSakura, competitive)- icelightning (ZackNaruto, silly)


REQUESTS ALL GONE SORRY GUYS I DIDN'T EDIT SOONER.
i will never manage to write them all anyway. omg you guys. x____x

Plz don't request impossible things too much, like Sephiroth and Itachi being happy or something. XD I'm trying to keep the crack on the "strange but still sorta IC" side of things, I have this pathological need to explain what the fuck is going on and when I can't I get all sad. ;__;

So I'mma gonna scrap what I planned to do and start again. I figure there's no reason to let Zea hog all the culture shock for her, when I could make the plot more gripping and Ashram more of a real person by having him deal with going from a magical/medieval culture to our modern one. XD

But I need help with police/EMT procedures. I've been researching, but I'm not sure it's going to be enough. ( Read more... )

I was feeling unsure of the dynamics between my Ofic's cast, so. Cercle drabbles in english, with convenient "who's who" under the cut! And, um. Yeah, there will be spoilers for Cercle. u_u;;;

The themeset comes from thirtyforthree. I hope that's alright. u.u;

( The characters )

( 30 drabbles )

Vous avez vu ça, je suis bilingue. La classe. Pour le prologue, cliquez sur le tag "cercle" et descendez un peu.

Comme d'hab, problèmes de compréhension, grammaire anglaise se faufilant traitreusement dans le texte, passage se traînant en longueur, mary-sueisme flagrant -- dite-le-moi! merci. ^^

( Cercle en francais )

The same in english! For the previous bit, hit the tag and scroll. :p

As always, can't understand something, bad grammar, passage dragging on and on, flagrant mary-sueism -- tell me! thank you. ^^

( Cercle in english )

Je pense vaguement à changer le nom d'Ashram. J'ai trop de persos qui commencent par "A"; Alizea, Ashram, Askerian, Ashriel, Astaroth, Asmodée, Azrael. C'est probablement vaguement confusationnant pour le lecteur. Je peux pas changer les trois derniers parce qu'ils sont bibliques, et le nom d'Ashriel est en lien direct avec celui d'Ashram -- Ashriel, mère d'Ashram et Uriel. (faudra que je change Uriel aussi de toute manière) -- donc il changerait aussi au final.

En plus ça m'a toujours légèrement emmerdée d'être super contente de moi pour avoir inventé le nom Ashram, et d'apprendre ensuite qu'il y a un perso avec ce nom dans Chroniques de la Guerre de Lodoss. At en je sais plus quelle langue, un ashram est un lieu de retraites spirituelles (ce qui me fait bien marrer). Au moins Askerian est plus original, et puis vu qu'il est introduit longtemps après, la confusion devrait pas être aussi facile à faire.

Quoique pendant longtemps les seuls noms en A c'est Ash et Alizea, alors est-ce que c'est vraiment la peine... *réfléchit réfléchit*


enfin bon, j'aime bien les noms celtiques, mais si vous avez des suggestions, c'est pas obligé d'être des vrais noms non plus. Si ça pouvait être un nom se terminant en -ram ou -riam, pas trop de syllabes, ça serait génial. ;_;

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I'm sort of thinking about changing the name of my mary-sue's boyfriend. Right now, it's Ashram, but i have too many characters whose name starts in "A"; Alizea, Ashram, Askerian, Ashriel, Astaroth, Asmodée, Azrael. It's probably confusing for the reader. I can't change the last three names because they're biblical names. Ashriel being Ashram's mother, her name starting in Ash- is purely because Ashram's name starts in Ash-. It's a tradition in their clan to name the male children partly after their mother. So if Ashram changes, Ashriel would automatically change with it.

On top of that, I was always slightly buggered by being so content of myself I was when I invented Ashram's name, and then learning that it already was the name of a guy in Records of Lodoss War. And in I forget which tongue, an ashram is a place for spiritual retreats (which kind of cracks me up). At least Askerian is more original, and since he's introduced a long while later, it shouldn't be as easy to mix him up with the first two.

Though for along while the only "A" names are Ash and Alizea, so is it really worth it... *ponder ponder*


Anyway, I like celtic names, but if you have suggestions, they don't need to be real preexisting names. If it could end in -ram or -riam, and not too many syllables, it would be awesome. ;_;

For the record, Ashram is a redhead, very foul mouthed, loves fighting, drinking, laughing with people, laughing AT people, good with a sword, and has fire magic and sorcery. He comes across as a rough guy, but he's a decent person underneath. Fair, and frank to the point of aggressiveness. (my god, so cliche. typical "bad guy your parents warned you about, but not so bad deep down~ blargh. XDD but if I up the bloodshed quota until it really disturbs Zea, it should be more interesting.)