Life and Times of Teh Asuka

TOTAL: 34 316

not bad considering i kept being distracted by holidays stuff. the bulk of it is oneshots and ficlets but i did manage to update three multiparts, (haha four even, counting the ashen coffee shop one?? and crash standing TWICE :D) so i'm satisfied.

POSTED:
-Covalent: Telescopium (Outsider POV 2) (1 306 words)
-Demon Patrol: chapter 19 (2 418 words)
-Crash Standing chapter 12 (5 872 words)
-Blue (For Certain Values of Blue) Romance (Romance Not Included): Chapter 2 (Dave/Terez/Gamzee ashen) (2 135 words)
-RarePair meme: (Bro/Sollux pitch) (370 words)
-RarePair meme: (Bro&Karkat pale) (1 255 words)
-RarePair meme: The Ole Switcheroo (Jade/Davesprite porn) (1466 words)
-RarePair meme: The Sacred Pimp Hand of Justice (Karkat/Rose/Eridan ashen pesterlog) (1 768 words)
-RarePair meme: At The Window (Karkat/Kankri hatesex porn) (2 337 words)
-RarePair meme: I For One Welcome Our New Silvered Overlord(Jade/Karkat/Sollux ashen) (717 words)
-RarePair meme: Wherein Rose and Eridan Debate Over Deeply Vital and Relevant Things Such As Harry's Quadrants On A Pile (Eridan&Rose Pitch/Pale) (728 words)
-Gundam Wing: Wolfbrothers: Relena&Mary AU (534 words)
-Kiss meme: FF7: tifa/aeris in the woods (369 words)
-Kiss meme: Five First Kisses (Jade/Karkat, quadrant exploration) (825 words)
-Kiss meme: Dirk/Kankri (426 words)
-Kiss meme: Wrangling Bulls and Spiders (equius/vriska/tavros ashen) (1 047 words)
-Naruto/Homestuck crossover: Blonds Have More Fun(Naruto/Dave party kiss) (848 words)


WORK IN PROGRESS:
-Crash Standing chapter (6 550 words) (complete but unbetaed & unposted)
-Kiss Meme: John/Jade/Karkat slavery thing that i'm not continuing (453 words)
-Battlefield Terra: chapter 8 (1 071 words)
-Demon Patrol: chapter 20 (968 words)
-Mituna/Latula/Kankri beach fic (210 words)
-kiss meme: Meenah/Kankri/Karkat (336 words)
-naruto: Teamwork: wedding, chapter 2 (317 words) .___.;;;;

( teasers here )

TOTAL: 25 282 words.

Not too bad! especially since for over half the month i was dicking around and being all blah unwriting.

POSTED
-Various John/Karkat(/?) AU Ficlets (John/Dave/Karkat college AU)(2 983 words)
-Ardent: One Week In (Karkat/Dave, Kankri (3 582 words) (welp didn't post it on lj/DW? here's the AO3 link then .__.)
-Ardent: Press and Release (Pacific Rim DaveKat AU) (3 525 words)
-Midnight on the Demon Patrol chapter 18 (6 734 words)
-Ardent: Feferi on the topic of Nepeta/Equius (422 words) (I'll be posting it with the teasers cause it's nowhere but on tumblr atm)
-Coffeshop Wages Slave AU, Terezi/Dave/Gamzee Ashen Comedy pt. 1 (1 487 words)


WORKS IN PROGRESS
-Midnight on the Demon Patrol chapter 19 (6 028 words)
-Covalent - outsider POV - Karkat's neighbor pesterlog silliness (176 words)
-Coffeshop Wages Slave AU, Terezi/Dave/Gamzee Ashen Comedy pt. 2 (337 words)

( TEASERS )

TOTAL: 16 351 words

I'm cutting myself some slack cause two weeks of that were vacation time which always put me out of rhythm and for another overlapping eleven days I was super sick with mystery flu.

POSTED: :X
-Homestuck: Silly writing exercise (1 833 words) (not even a real fic aaaaaaaaa)
-Demon Patrol: Daemon AU ficlets (1 228 words) (on AO3 .__.)

IN PROGRESS:
-Homestuck: post-game Latula/Mituna/Kankri threesome fic (4843 words, none of which are anywhere close to being porn yet aaaaaa)
-Midnight on the Demon Patrol chapter uhhh 16 or 17? the last one i mean (2 656 words)
-Covalent 'verse: Caliborn and Equius pesterlog :X (1 141 words)
-Pale as Moonlight and kraken Murderbots silly outside POV sequel (1 631 words)
-Battlefield Terra: attempt at karkat POV for his mystery time in the bathroom that i am not keeping cause it's infodumpy and sucks (377 words)
-Gundam Wing: Lone Wolf and Pilot chapter I forget (2 248 words)
-Detective Conan/Magic kaito: Swingersverse: some Shinichi/Heiji/Kaito fic I haven't touched in a year and a half aaaaa i need to complete this series so many fics done or almost i haven't posted this is such a waste of writing (394 words)

( teasers under the cut )

TOTAL: 24 825
Not too bad i guess, i was just starting to get used to 30k average. blah. i'm so self-critical wow no asuka stop this is still good. XD;;;

WIP:
-GW: Lone Wolf and Pilot (4 536 words) (^o^!!!)
-Potentially Maybe IDK chatlog for Crash Standing 'verse idk (270 words)
-Battlefield Terra chapter 7 (3 717 words)
-Covalent: Rose&Sollux chatlog that i'm not teasering yet (238 words)
-Covalent : potential troll porn-discussion chatlog (200 words) ( :/ )
-Midnight on the Demon Patrol 17(193 words) ( :X )

POSTED:
-Covalent: the Jane fic (3 406 words)
-Crash Standing 11 (6 239 words)
-Midnight on the Demon Patrol 16 (2 342 words)
-Covalent: On the Outside Looking in (outside POV on Dave/Dirk/Jane) (3 684 words)

( teasers )

TOTAL: 31 358 words.

Less than I was trying for, but how dare my brother get married there in the middle. >__> The lack of big chaptered multipart update is annoying ( a lot of this total is ficlets) but I am still quite satisfied at the total. Good job, self.

POSTED:
-30-th Century Night sequel - four weeks in, Dave POV (3 329 words)
-two 30-th Century Night daemon AU ficlets (1 421 words)
-Crash Standing Daemon AU ficlet (509 words)
-Three Battlefield Terra daemon AU ficlets (5 246 words)
-FF7 Daemon AU: Breon settles (833 words)
-Midnight on the Demon Patrol, Rose prequel, Scourge Summoner (961 words)
-A Troll Not Named Fuckass - DaveJade & Karkat, pet Karkat AU fluff (7959 words)

WORKS IN PROGRESS:
-Three complete pesterlogs for Covalent'verse (2 905 words) (not posting them outside tumblr yet cause i want to write a few more and post them all as a complete narrative.)
-Covalent'verse - chatlog snippets, some spoiler and some to be deleted (418 words)
-Battlefield Terra, main fic (1 119 words)
-Midnight on the Demon Patrol, chapter 16 (3 759 words) (a lot of it porny)
-Midnight on the Demon Patrol snippet that went nowhere (71 words)
-Jade/Dave/Karkat/John/Terezi fluff-porn (2 455 words)
-Attempt at a sequel to Gotta Go Fast Beat'er 2000!! (96 words) (orz)
-Attempt at a daemon AU to Midnight on the Demon Patrol (170 words)
-Attempt at a daemon AU to the karkat gangbang fic (116 words)

( teasers thataway )

TOTAL: 38 953
:DDDDDDDDD not bad ohohoho.

POSTED:
-Three-Sentence-AU-Ficlets meme (2 328 words) (mostly HS but some GW in there too.)
-Midnight on the Demon Patrol chapter 15 (5 532 words) (not edited yet, will post on lj later today)
-Midnight on the Demon Patrol chapter 14 (8 063 words)
-Midnight on the Demon Patrol chapter 13 (3 171 words)
-Covalent - Rose (3 663 words)
-Covalent - Dave (4 760 words)
-Covalent - John (5 009 words)

WORK IN PROGRESS:
-Terezi/Dave/Karkat/Jade/John oneshot silliness (4 319 words)
-Covalent - Jade (197 words) (failed/abandoned tidbits)
-Covalent - abandoned johnkat chat (137 words)
-Battlefield Terra (1 773 words)

( teasers thataway )

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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51 224 WORDS.

*rolls and rolls and rolls forever*

:D

POSTED
-Midnight on the Demon patrol chapters 1 to 8 (davekat urban fantasy AU) (32 194 words) (!!!!!)
-Crash Standing chapter 9 (byrdkat) (5 290 words)
-Battlefield Terra silly noncanon pesterlog sidefic (John&Jade) (568 words)
-Battlefield Terra silly noncanon kisstastic sidefic (John/Karkat) (1 667 words)
-Plant a Flag, Plant a Tree (Dave/Karkat Dom/sub anal xeno porn woo.) (2 959 words) (whoops forgot to put it on journals. doin that straight afterwards!!)

WORKS IN PROGRESS
-Battlefield Terra chapter 7 (1 080 words)
-Miles Vorkosigan: Ivan & Paddy for the Psychic Wolves for Lupercalia challenge (2 816 words)
-Midnight on the Demon Patrol chapter 9 (4 650 words)

Okay so this month it was mostly demon things. XD; NOT SORRY BUARHARHAR. There's still around 14k of other works. Not bad!

( teasers thataway... )