Life and Times of Teh Asuka

JoIsBishMyoga: I wonder what troll genitals look like.
Askerian: welcome to homestuck fandom, where 75% of fics attempt to resolve this very same question.
JoIsBishMyoga: So few?
Askerian: the rest are human AUs.
JoIsBishMyoga: human AUs = why
Askerian: I WONDER TOO T__T
JoIsBishMyoga: I'm voting for boybits that very strongly resemble flowers. And possibly sparkle. Mostly because Karkat's interaction with Dave over it would be hilarious.
Askerian: *deds again congrats* D:
Askerian: That's the homestuck spirit!
Askerian: Now you're pretty much ready to write. u.u
JoIsBishMyoga: I haven't even read it!

... LIKE THAT MATTERS.

-I can post and comment on LJ again! :D


-Made Joisbishmyoga write me a set of Kaito Kid Daemon AU drabblethings! Muahahaha I rule. Her ficlets are awesome fun, if you're into DCMK go and read 'em plz. u.u~ ♥


-And I spent all day saturday devouring this fic... which, uh, is a Sentinel AU where sentinels and guides are known/relatively common and guides are oppressed, and usually those fics are, frankly, rather shitty, especially the ones that pretend to be gen and yet keep warning for "intense bonding scenes" that happen in "bonding suites" that are not bedrooms and "bonding platforms" that are most definitely not beds, where the two men keep cuddling and lying on top of each other and describing their emotions like a softcore romantic porn scene for hours on end, but it's totally NOT GAY goddamnit NO GAYNESS HERE AT ALL LET US SPEND SOME TIME BEMOANING THE LACK OF UNDERSTANDING FEMALES IN OUR LIVES and in conclusion cousins.

... I might have a slight issue with that type of protesting-too-much fic. I would love fic where the primary bond is a platonic friendship and they have girlfriends on the side, it would be kinda poly actually and y'all know I'm all about that, but that's not what those stories usually are.

But anyway. This here chapter is the first of the second sequel but there's links to everything in the header. So.

Realistic "the guides are oppressed!!" situation (not an evil situation of evil just because some a segment of the population is evil and the rest doesn't care enough to protest), Jim and Blair being awesome in a totally non-sue way, lots of anthropology and sociology geekery, and awesomest awesome OC pair that I totally fell in love with. (oh, it's slash too, but even the sex is fun and IC and non-gratuitious, and non-Ikea at ALL! gasp.)


-Saturday and Sunday I also babysat the puppies. Only four left! ;^; But man they're even more active so it's about the same amount of work keeping up with them. x___x graargh pointy teeth and claws.

It's sad that their mom is less exhausted and is interested in them again, and of course they're always extatic when they can even just omg touch noses!!! with mommy, and I couldn't let her in the room with them, because she just had an operation to unwoman her and there's stitches between her back teats that the little brats would tear out in approximately ten seconds.


-Re: current manga: Naruto himself is boring me a bit but who cares because ITACHI IS THE BOSS ALWAYS AND FOREVER. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. (though that crow... XD bwahahaha.)

BEST SPLASH PAGE EVER.

nghhhh X3 (click for a bigger version)

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So I'm kinda sorta slowly reading my way through the HUNDRED BAZILION murder cases of the Detective Conan manga. And there's this guy Heiji, the High School Detective of the West and his RIVAL (but in a very laid back friendly way XD), and ... Conan already has some kind of corpse magnet power that makes him find a new murder every week or so, but apparently when Heiji is in his orbit the corpses actively come to them.

From above.

( Witness: )

I think I'm gonna need to write that fic.

for my lovely ~joisbishmyoga~, who had my permission to ignore the fandom restriction on the baby meme, and immediately landed me with a prompt for a fandom I barely know. Sneaky, sneaky Jo.

~1200 words, too big for the comments field. (posted a couple of other ficlets after the first big rush, but THEY fit, so they went on the meme like they ought to have. Evil Jo-prompt is evil.)

( 'I have to admit, Tantei, when I handed you the Pandora gem back I wasn't trying to trap you into making a honest man out of me.' )