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RARR.
I am in a RARR mood. Mostly it's because I cannot sleep.
First there was thunder in the night. Which meant I could not sleep. And then there was RPing with Saro-love, which meant I REALLY couldn't sleep. (go narufoxy/sasukitty go ♥)
And then there was the emo bit with the previous post which meant I ... i'm not sure if I wasn't able to sleep because i was busy crying or if I was crying because I hadn't slept yet. Or both. I think i'd have felt touched anyway, but yeah.
And then there was a retarded plagiarist, and OMG STOP BEING FRENCH YOU STUPID &%$*@+§. rarr. Why do I have to translate the fucking TOS of deviantart to you because you can't read english but you STILL know you're right even then, it's perfectly okay to post porn that's been rushed through desaturation and watercolof filter on photoshop and call it "photomanipulation! so it's totally art and totally mine nao" AND IT WAS MY PORN MINE MINE MINE I DREW IT FOR SARO NOT FOR YOU AAAAARGH BACK OFF MINE. *angryflail* (okay so i totally used some other picture as a reference for the position because i hadn't drawn buttsex in so long and Saro deserved good buttsex for her birthday; let it not be said that i cannot be something of a hypocrite. to my defense that's exactly why i never posted the picture anywhere else -- it doesn't deserve to be given compliments on the position/composition. it should just be enjoyed for what it is: naruneji buttsex.)
Also yanagoya's stuff. "yeah i don't know who to credit but if you tell me I ttly will bcz i rly respect the artists who drew the original pics!" HER NAME IS STILL ON THE PIC AND READABLE EVEN AFTER TEN FILTERS. BAD FAITH MUCH. my fucking god you RUINED those pictures and you act like you can do what you want because they sprouted out of the benevolent internet and don't BELONG to someone, and you dare to say you respect the artists? WHERE IS MY FUCKING RESPECT BITCH. DO I HAVE TO TEACH YOU AGAIN, YOU SELFISH BINT. DAMNIT YOUR BEATINGS TAKE TIMES OUTTA YOU GETTING IN THE KITCHEN TO MAKE ME A GODDAMN SAMMICH. ಠ_ಠ
I want onions in it.
I've decided to stop replying to her because i'm already flirting with harrassment per dA TOS *eyeroll* and everyone knows dA staff would rather ban someone for explaining to a plagiarist why what they're doing is bad than ban the fucking plagiarist.hopefully they don't speak french because yeah oww, but fuck when the original artist AND THIRTY OTHER PEOPLE tells you to take your fucking shopped picture down, you take it down, bitch, you don't hide the comments and pretend nothing happened la la fucking la.
Then like i wasn't sleep deprived enough i started following wank in the FMA and DGM fandom and since i'm not in either I have nothing to say except, my god, i am disgusted by those two.
Now I am a frothing ball of rage and sleep deprivation and I absolutely cannot lay down. I can't even close my eyes. I just quiver, stare at the ceiling, and grind my teeth to the gum.
100% trufax, except for the 75%bullshitting poetic license of sleep deprivation ramble-fu. did that mean anything to anyone else? because it didn't to me. i am indeed a black belt in this most ancient art.
but I really can't sleep. It's almost funny, after a while you just stop feeling sleepy.but Gaara by god get your fucking desert outta my eyes. if you think that's the way to make me feel for your character, hah. *rub rub rub*
... I am still a frothing ball of rage, though a smaller one now -- it really is cathartic to go RARRRRR once and for all, type it out and let it go. I feel myself getting calmer already. Like magic.
I'm still not sleepy, though. And I want to rant about my own fandom damn it, not some other fandom, but there's nothing to rant about i haven't ranted into the ground before. But i still like this old![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
fanficrants post, so i'mma repost it here because it's been so long since i bitched up a storm in my own LJ. *pets it*
Hello, children~ Today, I will discuss an all-too-common pitfall : "Your favorite character is not you."
Of course, while, technically, a good writer should be able to write many kinds of characters well, for a beginning writer, it's often easier to write people you can identify with. Sadly, quite a few new writers push the identification a little farther than it should go, and sorely need to be reminded that "honey, just because YOU would hate being treated like X by Y, doesn't mean that Z hates it."
A particular example of this situation is more commonly referred to as "AAAAHHHHH NARUTO DOESN'T HATE SASUKE AND SAKURA WHAT MANGA ARE YOU READING IS IT THE RETARD EDITION OR WHAT."
*pant pant*
*wheeze*
... I mean.
Thesis: What you feel and what you would like to see aren't what the characters feel and what they'd do.
No, really.
Not even if you love and adore the character and if you were born in that universe you would totally BE him, in fact you were him in a parallel life. Or a past astral plane. Or something.
So there was this idiot, who spammed me with links to "a funny parody" that had Naruto murdering his two best friends, Sasuke and Sakura. Apparently "Well they're horrible to him and even Naruto has a breaking point."
It's a common attitude in the fandom, though thankfully both hate-ons aren't often present in the same person at once. But it's everywhere.
They're horrible, from what I gathered, because Sakura hits Naruto and doesn't love him back (or not openly enough), instead preferring *gasp* Naruto's rival! that loathsome Sasuke-bastard (She obviously chose to love Sasuke just to get back at Naruto, and not because she, say, JUST HAPPENED TO LOVE SASUKE.), and Sasuke didn't put Naruto's and Sakura's wants and desires before his own duty to his clan.
I've got a breaking point too. Here it is. -> . Ain't it cute. I think I'll call it George.
-I'm sick and tired of "Naruto hates Sakura for being a whore because she doesn't put Naruto's crush on her (that he has never clearly expressed to her in a "hey, I'm dead serious about loving you" manner, only in a goofy manner which she could dismiss without feeling guilty) before her own crazy obsession for Sasuke." Everyone knows that when it's a girl, it's just a silly crush that she should get over, but when it's boy, it's true love and she's deliberately being cruel for not throwing her panties at him!
Naruto obviously hates her for it, which is why he always comes back for more. "=^O^= HAYYY SAKURA-CHAN~ GO ON A DATE WITH ME PLZ" is apparently a secret code for "I hope you die of syphilis for spurning me."
Naruto isn't jealous. If the Sasuke-wakes-up scene in the hospital and "promise of a lifetime" didn't prove that he knew Sakura loved Sasuke and didn't mind, I don't know what the hell will. He likes her, perhaps even loves her. Presumably, he would love being loved back. I mean, that would still be Earth logic. But he will accept her loving Sasuke best, as long as she's still his friend too. He's ready to settle for it. He's not an irrationally jealous, possessive asshole, so stop pushing YOUR assholish possessiveness on him. Just... Stop.
-I'm sick and tired of "OMG SHE TREATS HIM LIKE AN IDIOT AND HITS HIM ALL THE TIME, SHE OBVIOUSLY HATES HIM." IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE HUMOR. Maybe you don't find it funny, but it's not put there to show that she hates Naruto and wants to beat him black and blue every time he breathes.just when he breathes funny. It's tough love. He can take it.
Sakura thought Naruto was a retard at first -- well guess what, he acted like one. He embarrassed her in front of the other girls (and if you remember being twelve you will remember that this seriously DESERVES DEATH.), tried to steal her first kiss with Sasuke, and was generally a noisy, clingy brat. OMG she said an unfair, thoughtlessly cruel comment once (not even where Naruto could overhear it!) -- guess what, she was a normal 12 year old kid who'd never had anything bad happen in her life and had no way of knowing what it meant. She was snapped at, realized she'd been a bitch, and never did it again. She started really respecting Naruto's strength at around episode 28, even telling the guy she loves that he was acting like a coward compared to Naruto.
You still think she was a gossipy bitch? Okay. You still think she's a bully? Okay.
Naruto doesn't think so.
-I'm sick and tired of "Naruto gives up on Sasuke," "Naruto despises Sasuke," "Naruto hates Sasuke and wants to kill him for being a dirty, rotten traitor."
You'd ask ten Narutards about their opinion on Sasuke's actions and you'd get thirteen different replies, plus a novel-length essay on Uchihacest, Tsunade/Kankuro and the probability of Kyuubi secretly being a MtF transvixen. But how anyone could miss NARUTO's opinion, I don't know.
The. Whole. Fucking. Manga. Is about Naruto being clinically unable to give up on Sasuke. The. Whole. Fucking. Manga. Is about Naruto wanting Sasuke's approval and Sasuke's friendship.
Sasuke is his best friend. Naruto doesn't give a shit if other people don't like Sasuke or don't want Sasuke back. Most people wouldn't want him back. But Naruto is not most people and definitely not YOU.
You think Sasuke is an asshole (he is) and a traitor (he is), don't understand why Naruto even bothers, and wish the manga were about something else?
Okay.
Read something else. You're not the hero of this manga. Naruto is. Naruto knows how he feels, and more importantly, he SAYS IT and DEFENDS IT. Just you go and say one bad word on his teammates. There's a roundhouse kick coming with your name on it.
*takes George home* u.u-. okay might be able to sleep now.
First there was thunder in the night. Which meant I could not sleep. And then there was RPing with Saro-love, which meant I REALLY couldn't sleep. (go narufoxy/sasukitty go ♥)
And then there was the emo bit with the previous post which meant I ... i'm not sure if I wasn't able to sleep because i was busy crying or if I was crying because I hadn't slept yet. Or both. I think i'd have felt touched anyway, but yeah.
And then there was a retarded plagiarist, and OMG STOP BEING FRENCH YOU STUPID &%$*@+§. rarr. Why do I have to translate the fucking TOS of deviantart to you because you can't read english but you STILL know you're right even then, it's perfectly okay to post porn that's been rushed through desaturation and watercolof filter on photoshop and call it "photomanipulation! so it's totally art and totally mine nao" AND IT WAS MY PORN MINE MINE MINE I DREW IT FOR SARO NOT FOR YOU AAAAARGH BACK OFF MINE. *angryflail* (okay so i totally used some other picture as a reference for the position because i hadn't drawn buttsex in so long and Saro deserved good buttsex for her birthday; let it not be said that i cannot be something of a hypocrite. to my defense that's exactly why i never posted the picture anywhere else -- it doesn't deserve to be given compliments on the position/composition. it should just be enjoyed for what it is: naruneji buttsex.)
Also yanagoya's stuff. "yeah i don't know who to credit but if you tell me I ttly will bcz i rly respect the artists who drew the original pics!" HER NAME IS STILL ON THE PIC AND READABLE EVEN AFTER TEN FILTERS. BAD FAITH MUCH. my fucking god you RUINED those pictures and you act like you can do what you want because they sprouted out of the benevolent internet and don't BELONG to someone, and you dare to say you respect the artists? WHERE IS MY FUCKING RESPECT BITCH. DO I HAVE TO TEACH YOU AGAIN, YOU SELFISH BINT. DAMNIT YOUR BEATINGS TAKE TIMES OUTTA YOU GETTING IN THE KITCHEN TO MAKE ME A GODDAMN SAMMICH. ಠ_ಠ
I want onions in it.
I've decided to stop replying to her because i'm already flirting with harrassment per dA TOS *eyeroll* and everyone knows dA staff would rather ban someone for explaining to a plagiarist why what they're doing is bad than ban the fucking plagiarist.
Then like i wasn't sleep deprived enough i started following wank in the FMA and DGM fandom and since i'm not in either I have nothing to say except, my god, i am disgusted by those two.
Now I am a frothing ball of rage and sleep deprivation and I absolutely cannot lay down. I can't even close my eyes. I just quiver, stare at the ceiling, and grind my teeth to the gum.
100% trufax, except for the 75%
but I really can't sleep. It's almost funny, after a while you just stop feeling sleepy.
... I am still a frothing ball of rage, though a smaller one now -- it really is cathartic to go RARRRRR once and for all, type it out and let it go. I feel myself getting calmer already. Like magic.
I'm still not sleepy, though. And I want to rant about my own fandom damn it, not some other fandom, but there's nothing to rant about i haven't ranted into the ground before. But i still like this old
fanficrants post, so i'mma repost it here because it's been so long since i bitched up a storm in my own LJ. *pets it*Hello, children~ Today, I will discuss an all-too-common pitfall : "Your favorite character is not you."
Of course, while, technically, a good writer should be able to write many kinds of characters well, for a beginning writer, it's often easier to write people you can identify with. Sadly, quite a few new writers push the identification a little farther than it should go, and sorely need to be reminded that "honey, just because YOU would hate being treated like X by Y, doesn't mean that Z hates it."
A particular example of this situation is more commonly referred to as "AAAAHHHHH NARUTO DOESN'T HATE SASUKE AND SAKURA WHAT MANGA ARE YOU READING IS IT THE RETARD EDITION OR WHAT."
*pant pant*
*wheeze*
... I mean.
Thesis: What you feel and what you would like to see aren't what the characters feel and what they'd do.
No, really.
Not even if you love and adore the character and if you were born in that universe you would totally BE him, in fact you were him in a parallel life. Or a past astral plane. Or something.
So there was this idiot, who spammed me with links to "a funny parody" that had Naruto murdering his two best friends, Sasuke and Sakura. Apparently "Well they're horrible to him and even Naruto has a breaking point."
It's a common attitude in the fandom, though thankfully both hate-ons aren't often present in the same person at once. But it's everywhere.
They're horrible, from what I gathered, because Sakura hits Naruto and doesn't love him back (or not openly enough), instead preferring *gasp* Naruto's rival! that loathsome Sasuke-bastard (She obviously chose to love Sasuke just to get back at Naruto, and not because she, say, JUST HAPPENED TO LOVE SASUKE.), and Sasuke didn't put Naruto's and Sakura's wants and desires before his own duty to his clan.
I've got a breaking point too. Here it is. -> . Ain't it cute. I think I'll call it George.
-I'm sick and tired of "Naruto hates Sakura for being a whore because she doesn't put Naruto's crush on her (that he has never clearly expressed to her in a "hey, I'm dead serious about loving you" manner, only in a goofy manner which she could dismiss without feeling guilty) before her own crazy obsession for Sasuke." Everyone knows that when it's a girl, it's just a silly crush that she should get over, but when it's boy, it's true love and she's deliberately being cruel for not throwing her panties at him!
Naruto obviously hates her for it, which is why he always comes back for more. "=^O^= HAYYY SAKURA-CHAN~ GO ON A DATE WITH ME PLZ" is apparently a secret code for "I hope you die of syphilis for spurning me."
Naruto isn't jealous. If the Sasuke-wakes-up scene in the hospital and "promise of a lifetime" didn't prove that he knew Sakura loved Sasuke and didn't mind, I don't know what the hell will. He likes her, perhaps even loves her. Presumably, he would love being loved back. I mean, that would still be Earth logic. But he will accept her loving Sasuke best, as long as she's still his friend too. He's ready to settle for it. He's not an irrationally jealous, possessive asshole, so stop pushing YOUR assholish possessiveness on him. Just... Stop.
-I'm sick and tired of "OMG SHE TREATS HIM LIKE AN IDIOT AND HITS HIM ALL THE TIME, SHE OBVIOUSLY HATES HIM." IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE HUMOR. Maybe you don't find it funny, but it's not put there to show that she hates Naruto and wants to beat him black and blue every time he breathes.
Sakura thought Naruto was a retard at first -- well guess what, he acted like one. He embarrassed her in front of the other girls (and if you remember being twelve you will remember that this seriously DESERVES DEATH.), tried to steal her first kiss with Sasuke, and was generally a noisy, clingy brat. OMG she said an unfair, thoughtlessly cruel comment once (not even where Naruto could overhear it!) -- guess what, she was a normal 12 year old kid who'd never had anything bad happen in her life and had no way of knowing what it meant. She was snapped at, realized she'd been a bitch, and never did it again. She started really respecting Naruto's strength at around episode 28, even telling the guy she loves that he was acting like a coward compared to Naruto.
You still think she was a gossipy bitch? Okay. You still think she's a bully? Okay.
Naruto doesn't think so.
-I'm sick and tired of "Naruto gives up on Sasuke," "Naruto despises Sasuke," "Naruto hates Sasuke and wants to kill him for being a dirty, rotten traitor."
You'd ask ten Narutards about their opinion on Sasuke's actions and you'd get thirteen different replies, plus a novel-length essay on Uchihacest, Tsunade/Kankuro and the probability of Kyuubi secretly being a MtF transvixen. But how anyone could miss NARUTO's opinion, I don't know.
The. Whole. Fucking. Manga. Is about Naruto being clinically unable to give up on Sasuke. The. Whole. Fucking. Manga. Is about Naruto wanting Sasuke's approval and Sasuke's friendship.
Sasuke is his best friend. Naruto doesn't give a shit if other people don't like Sasuke or don't want Sasuke back. Most people wouldn't want him back. But Naruto is not most people and definitely not YOU.
You think Sasuke is an asshole (he is) and a traitor (he is), don't understand why Naruto even bothers, and wish the manga were about something else?
Okay.
Read something else. You're not the hero of this manga. Naruto is. Naruto knows how he feels, and more importantly, he SAYS IT and DEFENDS IT. Just you go and say one bad word on his teammates. There's a roundhouse kick coming with your name on it.
*takes George home* u.u-. okay might be able to sleep now.