Life and Times of Teh Asuka

I have such poor impulse control. But nevermind. It's suzukiblu/white_knuckle's fault. There I was, re-reading her old memes, and that one jumped at me and smacked me in the face.

Give me a pairing (or threesome if you insist) and a prompt (mood, place, object, etcetera). I'll write you something about their kid(s).

Fandoms: Naruto, GW, FF7, DBZ. Possible future kids in existing fic-verses allowed, except for Teamwork's first two Team 7 kids. 'cause, well, spoiler. No real objection to writing several times about the same kid either, so long as my imagination doesn't stall on it.

caveats:
-I make no promise to actually write them, though I do promise I'll try. My inspiration is a fickle, contrary thing in the first place and when I try to force it I get writer's block instead.
-I really suck at poetic/abstract prompts.
-If you give me a slash pairing but don't want/like mpreg, say so. It's not my default kid-giving choice, but still one of them.


NARUTO
Uzumaki Inoe (Naruto/Ino), bed
Sobami (Udon/Moegi), bus, frustration
Hoshigaki Koushin (Itachi/Kisame), blood (mpreg, creepy)
Uchiha Taimi (Anyone/Itachi), grocery shop -- Uchiha Taimi (Itachi/Tamaki), Tedium NEW
Uchiha Kaiki (Itachi/Sasuke), candles -- Origins (genderbending, woohoo dysfunctional) --
Terumii Keina (Tsunade/Mizukage), diplomatic relations
Takashi (Naruto/Sasuke, Locker Room Therapy), runaway
(Hinata/Sakura), shield

GUNDAM WING
Ben Maxwell-Yuy (Heero/Duo), Nightmares -- Ben and Shawn Maxwell-Yuy, Prospective Mate NEW

FINAL FANTASY 7
SXB-01 through 05 (Sephiroth/Zack), hair -- SXB-01 (Zack) Waking up / early morning -- Mother Hen-ning --

DRAGON BALL Z
Tanegaarlzp Irlitt (Trunks/Goten)

DETECTIVE CONAN - MAGIC KAITO
(Kid/Conan, black)

Prompts closed for now, might reopen! Now to catch up a bit on everything I need to write...

So this was written for my "10 AUs" meme, and I was planning to repost the whole set later once it was all polished and stuff because I think lots of people forget to go back and check for writins (fair 'nough considering I write them so SLOWLY) ...except in the middle I decided this couldn't be part of the set because, you know, it's a preexisting universe which means i've got to write another one for the schoolfic prompt, and then I went and added another five prompts to it, and I'm stuck on a few of them and it's INCONCEIVABLE to post a set of twelve or fourteen or *gasp* thirteen -- ten or fifteen only!! -- so I can't post any of them. Yeah, my logic totally makes sense, I know.

Anyway. This ficlet happens... actually, after Naruto told his parents after having a boyfriend... and also after coming out to his posse about having a boyfriend... which, well. Yeah. >__>;;


(edit: "this was written for my "10 AUs" meme, and I was planning to repost" => yes, i did indeed post it once before, in the comments of that meme. :p Just not everyone comes back and checks those for potential fic (they'd be disappointed a lot with my success rate for those).)

( Bunny? )

It's strange how for something that starts with the assumption that naruto got assaulted by a serial killer who might even be his dad, the Locker Room Therapy 'verse is awesome for when I want to crank out banteriffic narusasu cuteness. XD (if you want more, hit the tag, I'm too lazy to look for relevant links.)

So, um. Naruto comes out to his friends! Yeah. >__>;;; Silly ficlet, not betaed, very low-pressure but hey! I wrote something today. *happy 'nough*

( Kiba Shika Chouji )

So there was Locker Room Therapy (my very own narusasu, er, let's call it a real life/schoolfic AU). And then there were a couple random drabbles in that 'verse. Because I don't want no real sequel. But random low-pressure ficbits in that 'verse, why not, and also when I want Sasuke/Naruto cuteness they're really kind of easy. But there I was, reading them over, and Naruto sounded so over his trauma. And, well, not completely, no.

( Phone Sex (not really.) )