Life and Times of Teh Asuka

HOMG HELP ME, PEOPLE.

So I have this 'verse, yes? Where every canon thing that happened up to the rescue the kazekage arc happened about the same way, except for one -- well two -- big differences?

As in, 1) all the characters are furries. (I don't imagine them with muzzles, though you can, but the lower body is furry, yes, and also they have claws and padded hands and eeelittletwitchynoses) (Naruto and Ino are foxes, Sakura is an arabian horse XD, Sasuke and Neji are kitties -- EDIT Sai is a genet; looks like a cat a hell of a lot, but really isn't -- Kakashi is a wolf, Jiraiya is an arctic fox/wolf blahblahblah...)

and 2) Naruto is the avatar of Kyuubi, the living god of Fire Country, and people hated him because he was the son of Yondy the Godslayer. XD

What I really loved was 1) furries, 2) yay role reversal, but mostly 3) PERFECT SETUP FOR MULTI-PAIRINGS PORN. As in, if I followed more or less the post-timeskip stuff, NaruNeji, NaruGaara, NaruSakuIno, NaruSai, NaruHina, blahblah, and eventually, NaruSasu. T______T

This one was supposed to end up with Kyuunaru/Nejikitty porn. Alas, neji would have to be OOC as fuck to push Naruto far enough, and the way I've set it up, Naruto is askared of the Kyuubi side. ;_; bbbbut porn? foxykitty porn? SADNESS. Plz tell me how to fix it. T_T plzplzplz.

( edited/expanded version, but still unfinished ;.; )

help plz. I don't want this story to die. ;_;

tinyyyyy tiny bit of fic. Part of the still-incomplete Oft Awry, sequel to Best Laid Plans. Scenelet with Sakura and Lee and boy do I suck at Lee and LeeSaku. Plz to tell me if i'm doing them OOC, it seems weird to me. i've never written them as an item before. ~___~

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Also, in an entirely hypothetical case, if I were writing a furries AU with the Naruto characters (and provided that they are ALL mammals, shush, I know how to deal with Orochimaru and Kisame rly), and Naruto was a fox (duh), Sasuke and Neji cats, Kakashi a wolf, Lee a squirrel and Tenten a panda,

1) what the HELL would Gai be? (not a squirrel, but something that would vaguely resemble it? but not something that fears wolves all too much either?)
2) Sakura -- rabbit ? it would be cute, but does it fit her? I dunno. Too prey-ish for post-timeskip Sakura, maybe.
3) Chouji? Tsunade?

Jiraiya would totally be a fox/wolf mix. Yeah. Arctic. *loves on*

Most common species would be the foxes, followed by the cats and rabbits. (cats are usually common cats, though; Neji is more like a Persian/snow leopard and Sasuke would be a siamese/panther. Since they're human-sized and don't shapeshift, it doesn't matter much which, apart from the fur pattern) Cross-species children don't happen very often, though it's a lot easier to cross, say, a coyote and a wolf than it is a dog and a cat. Predator/predator or prey/prey works better than predator/prey. Foxes have a somewhat higher percent of success in cross-species behbies, whatever the species. The baby is usually (unless in special cases muahaha) more or less the mother's species but can take the coloring from the father; sometimes they also have a few mental and behavioral traits from the father.

... hrrrm. still setting things up, so if you see a hole in reasoning or something you're not sure you get, please to be pointing it out so I can fix/clarify. *^^*


edit: Tsunade = war horse; Sakura: Arabian (tiny and elegant and temperamental, and sometimes surprisingly sturdy for something so delicate-looking)
Chouji = brown bear. yeah.

...someone suggested Gai as an otter, because then he could spazz with squirrel!Lee. XD opinions?