Life and Times of Teh Asuka

TOTAL: 2 804

POSTED: nein

IN PROGRESS:
-suburban ot4 (2 243 words)
-svsss cosplay fic (561 words)

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TOTAL: 4 257

POSTED: nuthin.

IN PROGRESS
-bleach suburban ot4 (3 788 words!!!)
-Cherry Wine madatobiizu ABO new attempt at next chapter (392 words)
-svsss cosplay fic (55 words)
-bnha dabihawks silliness (22 words)

so much ot4!! thank you so much chrysophylax ;_; we also unfucked some of my plaguefuckers ofic. ONE DAY I WILL FINISH ONE OF THESE STORIES. ONE DAY.

Also the cherry wine is a brand new way to approach the chapter and i'm really hoping that one works because jtzbnejgjghej. why do u hate me tobitobi ;;

( teasers here )

TOTAL: 2500 words

POSTED: nuthin.

IN PROGRESS
-cherry wine (madatobiizu ABO) (1070 words, of which i might well discard all of them. attempted a new start for the chapter and it didn't work either.)
-BNHA - post war dabihawks silliness (224 words, barely the intro and even then it's too clunky)
-bleach suburban ot4 (103 words. hgbvksjbvtstvsbts.)
-SVSSS cosplay fic (1036 words)
-bleach bloodsport (67 words)

wrote so little in january i forgot to track it. barely better in february tbh. all i did was edits and snippets that died as soon as i started them. i also still haven't done my yearly wordcount but honestly i dun wanna. just... not a good season.

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TOTAL: 2127

POSTED: nop

IN PROGRESS
-SVSSS cosplay fic chapter 3 (1331 words)
-Bleach suburban OT4 (182 words)
-thing (378 words)
-cherry wine chapter 11 (280 words, all edits)

no teaser this month.

hello! hope youre doing well!! im on a bit of a homestuck kick lately with the animated pilot coming out and all i started rereading all my old fav fics. battlefield terra is still so amazing after all these years! i forgot how funny it was at parts and how the emotional or serious bits were such gut punches, and gamkar reunion arghhh. still hits right! i know beens been a damn long time, and i hope im not coming off as pushy, but i hope youll come back and give us a summary of what would have happened next. or not, no pressure! anyway thanks for writing 10/10 will read again!

hey, thank you. :)
i've been meaning to write the summary for BT for years and it keeps eating all my spoons. idk if you've seen this post which has the next chapter's first scene (fallout from the kiss and preparation for battle) but then i got bogged down in battle stuff. there was some vriska shenanigans VS karkat/john mindmeld and it was so damn hard to convey properly.
it's been so long now that i don't really remember any details. it's not like MotDP where i have the last two-three chapters plotted out pretty dang tight and know exactly where it ends. if i had kept going, BT would have been at a minimum 300k long (more likely to be 500-600k considering the chapters kept doing the accordion on me) and the later arcs were very "handwave it happens somehow".
i'm looking through my notes though and will paste them under there


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TOTAL: 2 261
.. :/

POSTED : nuthin.

IN PROGRESS:
-svsss cosplay fic (994 words)
-cherry wine ABO (1 267 words.. half discards)

ALSO POSTED:
Bleach OT4 chapter 12

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TOTAL: 1 718...
... uuuuuuuuuuuugh. i mean for 10 days of that i was on vacation in greece but i had so much free time AND air conditioning and the rest of the month was also dead, so what gives, self. maybe it's the heat... :/

upside, i posted quite a bit! nice, nice.

POSTED !!! :
-cosplaying in another dimension with my tamagotchi! Chapter 2 (svsss, shen yuan/original luo binghe, adventure, OCs. (42 words XD)
-in This Economy chapters 9 and 10 ( bleach suburban ot4), seriously self post them slower BUT i managed to edit/fluff up the biggest issues i had with chapter 10, so it does in fact count like i wrote it this month.

IN PROGRESS
-cosplaying in another dimension with my tamagotchi! Chapter 3 (481 words)
-bleach suburban ot4 chapter 21 (946 words)
-naruto - cherry wine - madatobiizu ABO (180 words, very cool bit buuuut it contradicts early canon so hrthghgmmghghgh if can't fix then might not keep. not gonna post it.)

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TOTAL: 4 297

POSTED:
-Cherry WIne chapter 10 - madara/tobirama/izuna ABO (1 570 words)

IN PROGRESS:
-In This Economy - bleach suburban ot4 (2 224 words)
-SVSSS - cosplay fic (503 words)

so much editing for cherry wine but that bitch is done! now i just need to... oh fuck i need to come up with a whole ass transition chapter. what do people want to see? my ideas for what happens here are so vague.

so much editing for the cosplay fic and it feels like every time i fix one issue to what was supposed to be a short scene i add another 500 words which end up causing *another* issue... ugh.


Also posted: In This Economy chapter 8.

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TOTAL: 2 536 words

POSTED: nuthin'

IN PROGRESS:
-svsss: cosplay fic chapter 2 (1 010 words) (so close to the last scene of the chapter!! hhhghhghg. go go go self don't give up)
-naruto: cherry wine: madatobiizu ABO (1 332 words) (>:E i WILL!!!!! complete this fucking chapter in march!!!!! SO CLOSE SELF KEEP GOING raaaaarghghghg!!!)
-bleach: grimmichi: bloodsport (194 words) (that fic is a goddamn zombie. not a twitch for a year and then it surges up for a good scare and dies again.)

Can't post any cherry wine teaser because all of it is massively spoilery! alas alas.

( other two teasers thataway )

jan: 1 266
feb: 7 422
mar: 3 025
apr: 4 604
may: 3 026
jun: 5 163
jul: 4 652
aug: 7 143
sep: 4 557
oct: 1 247
nov: 2 839
dec: 3 284
TOTAL: 48 228
AVERAGE: 4 019/month
... slightly better than last year, i guess!

2010: 136 235, average: 11 353/month. ... :X :X :X
2011: 167 675, average: 13 973/month. :X
2012: 332 396, average: 27 700/month. eeeeeeee.
2013: 396 917, average: 33 076/month !!!!!!!!
2014: 315 332, average: 26 276/month ... :X
2015: 206 403, average: 17 200/month.
2016: 127 495, average: 10 625/month. >:(
2017: 80 828, average: 6 736/month. .__.
2018: 128 033, avergage: 10 669/month. FUCK YOU 2017.
2019: 159 609, average: 13 300/month. huh!
2020: 105 791, average: 8 816/month. ... hhghhrhhhhhhhhhhhhhh flops.
2021: 101 776, average: 8 481.33/month. =__=
2022: 73 461, average: 6 121.75/month. hhAHHJZVB WORSE THAN 2017
2023: 40 155, average: 3 346.25/month. this used to be three months' worth. hgh.
2024: 48 228, average: 4 019/month. sighflop.

FICS I POSTED THIS YEAR:

-chapters 1 to 4 of In This Economy, the bleach grimmjow/ichigo/orihime/nelliel suburban ot4. it's still not done but i'm writing chapter 21 atm so hey, i'm hoping.
-chapter 1 of cosplaying in another dimension with my tamagotchi! - svsss, shen yuan adventuring in PIDW, eventual SY/luo bing-ge
-Swimming With the Fishes - bleach daemon AU ficlet 8, yakuza OC POV on harribel wondering what the fuck.
-You Know Better Babe - Ichigo ending/sidefic for the grimmichi pack fuckening ABO.
-chapter 9 of Days on a Wire - cherry wine - madatobiizu ABO
-To End a War - grimmichihime arranged marriage AU oneshot.
-Foretold by the Gods - SVSSS - moshang arranged marriage oneshot.

couple new ficlets/oneshots, some super slow progress on cherry wine, finally gave in and started posting the suburban ot4... still feel like every new fic i've come up with this year has been forced out and written by rote and not inspiration. but there were a few new things even so, therefore stfu brain.