Life and Times of Teh Asuka

You guys should not let me meme. I never finish all the prompts. I always end up with another brand new 'verse or three added to my load. I am bad with memes. baaaaaaad.

I'm blaming hiza_chan somehow. I was reading her genderswitch meme and then I was like OMG WANT. But I don't feel imaginative enough to write genderswitch ANYTHING, needs some limits...

Then I started wondering what would be different in teamwork if Sasuke was born a girl.


Give me one of my fics (anything I've posted in english, be it Teamwork, Restore, the Swingersverse, ofic... or one of those drabbles I wrote months ago *), give me a character to genderswitch (two max), give me a writing prompt (a word? a moment in time? a sentence? an action? note, I don't do well with poetic prompts. Hell, the prompt is optional. I might whine if inspiration doesn't come, though.)
* (apart from the stuff I posted nowhere but in that "what's in your files?" meme. That stuff's disqualified.)

Basically I'll write a ficlet inside a genderbent!AU of my stories. (I'd prefer a born the other gender AU than a temporary genderbending, actually .__.) I don't have the brains to manage brand-new verses or fun and different explanations for genderflipping right now.

Hopefully I'll manage to write you something. I'll do my best. I just. ngh. genderbending. I can't stop myself. I'm a memeholic.

TEAMWORK: Sasuke is a girl
Sasuke is knocked up.
Sexy no Jutsu

TEAMWORK: Naruto is a girl, Sakura is a boy
pregnant!Naruto, people's reactions
boy!Sakura introspection (some preg!girl!naruto)
Baby's First Ultrasound.


TRIPLETSVERSE: girlSasuke - transformation, not always-was-a-girl
Let's blame Kyuubi.

TRIPLETSVERSE: Naruto is a girl (Naru is a boy, Kyuubi is a woman), Hinata is a boy, Neji is a girl.
girl!Naruto introspection (girl!kyuubi, boy!naru)
Bathhouse: boy!Hinata, girl!Naruto, boy!Naru, girl!Kyuubi.
GirlKyuubi/GirlNeji, Dat Ass Comparing Curves. ...♥
GirlNaruto, Naruhiko & girlKyuubi try to comfort each other post-Sasuke giving them the slip again.


FF7: RESTORE: Sephiroth & Cloud are women, Tifa and Aeris are men
girl!Sephiroth in Wutai.
girl!Sephiroth & boy!Aeris (+ some background girlCloud&boyTifa)

FF7: RESTORE: random
Girl!Zack/Aeris/Sephiroth, flirting.


FF7: STEAL: random
FF7 Steal: Girl!Sephiroth & the babies.
FF7: Steal: Girl!Kegarr & Zack discussion.


FF7: ENEMY SKILL
FF7 Enemy Skill: GirlCloud, Sephiroth POV.


GW: NEWTYPE
Newtype: Wufei POV on GirlHeero.

BLEACH: THE CLOSET
Bleach: The Closet: Boy!Rukia.


THIS MEME IS CURRENTLY NOT TAKING NEW PROMPTS. No guarantees but all prompts already posted will be given a good try.

Of my own invention, because I liek kissies and I'm sick and tired of that stupid writing block. Rarr.

So.

Here's the list of characters I'm willing to write about :
Sasuke, Naruto, Kyuunaru, Sakura, Sai, Itachi, Neji, Hinata, Hanabi, Ino, Heero, Duo(Duo's all spent, sorry!), Wufei, Dark Schneider, Kall Su, Rukia, Orihime, Cloud, Sephiroth, Zack, Aeris, Tifa, Red XIII, Cid, Vegeta, Bulma, and Roxas. (... I might have forgotten some; if so, I'll add them later if I'm reminded. It's a good start anyway. ;p)
(and I guess if you want to, you can ask for any of my OCs, fanfic and ofic both. *eyes Saro and Jo with suspicion* >.>)

1) Choose two characters in the list. Yes, only two.
2) Then choose a mood. (content, melancholy, giggly and the like).
3) Then I write you kissies. NO MOOD, NO KISSIES.

I'll be trying for at least ten sentences of it, but it can be one line, it can be ten pages (I seriously hope it won't, but.) Yes, there are different fandoms in there. Yes, I'm totally willing to write crossover kissies. Yes, I'm even willing to write pairings I usually wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole. Go wild, peoples.

I'm going to do them in batches of 5 because I have no idea when my energy will run out, but until I close it, feel free to ask anyway, just be aware that I might not get to your request. If I start a batch, it will be finished. if not, um, tough luck? XD

First batch: joisbishmyoga (ReiAske, Happys) - tephralynn DuoSakura, (Silly) - sarolynne (Naruto/Team Kunoichi -playful) - sister_dear (Wufei/Zack, teasing) - book_people (NaruSasu, catharsis) *DONE!*

Second batch: blackheisei (KyunaruSakura, possessive) - meritjubet (ItachiSai, buzzed) - luel_exana (Heero/Sasuke, resigned) - bemysty (DuoOrihime, hungry) - nekovixen (Orihime/Red XIII (NEED MOOD!))

Third batch: twitty_twit (Sasuke/Sephiroth, super) - hiza_chan (Duo/Zack, curious part two ) - mikkeneko (NaruHina, distressed) - fujiko1601 (NejiHina, optimistic) - sarolynne (GeirLiadan, comforting (in french))

Fourth batch: nightambre (Duo/Ino, bratty) - runespoor7 (Roxas/Ino, impatient) - hitori_toshiro (Roxas/Red XIII, romantic) - schuldlos85 (ZackTifa, jealousy) - jammaster_goat (SasuSai, Jealous)

Fifth batch: vicky_v (InoSaku, comforting) - therhoda (SaiNeji, bored) - chronolith (InoSephiroth or HinataRukia) - leilia (Vegeta/Neji, cold)

Sixth batch: shadowedsolace (Wufei/Neji, surprise) - jameva (Cid/Itachi, irritated) - lady_zip (Naruto/Sai, desperation) - nobody_famous (KyuunaruSakura, intrigued) - tricia1224 (NarutoOrihime or RukiaKyuunaru)

Seventh batch: animeprincess (TifaAeris, teasing) - sabriel_sylfaen (NaruSai, drunk) - okamikaze (KyuunaruItachi, high) - Anon (Orihime/Cloud or OrihimeAeris) - aikonamika (Zack/Cloud, broken)

Eightth batch: m_a_foxfire (NejiSasuke, restless) - illegal_goddess (SasukeRukia, mischievous) - phoenix_melody (RukiaDuo, surprised) - shinigami81383 (RoxasWufei, frustrated) - bakkhos (ItaSasu, nostalgic)

Ninth batch: joisbishmyoga (Hinata/Zack, excited) - charcoalcat (Cloud/Sasuke, kindness) - tekku_karii (KyuunaruRukia, snarky) - cepheid_nebulae (CloudSasuke, nervous) - chibirisuchan (Sephiroth/Vegeta, competition)

Tenth batch: questofdreams (Sasuke/Naruto, consolation)- valles_uf (HinataOrihime, triumph)- bootoye (KyuunaruCloud, cautious)- tephralynn (TifaSakura, competitive)- icelightning (ZackNaruto, silly)


REQUESTS ALL GONE SORRY GUYS I DIDN'T EDIT SOONER.
i will never manage to write them all anyway. omg you guys. x____x

Plz don't request impossible things too much, like Sephiroth and Itachi being happy or something. XD I'm trying to keep the crack on the "strange but still sorta IC" side of things, I have this pathological need to explain what the fuck is going on and when I can't I get all sad. ;__;