Life and Times of Teh Asuka

Askerian: it always baffle me in GW fic when duo or some other narrating character describes heero's eyes to himself as prussian blue.
Askerian: not dark blue, not navy blue, not anything -- they fall on Prussian straight away
Askerian: how do they even identify the precise shade every time, did they eat the really expensive crayons at school??!
Saro Lynne: XDDDD
Saro Lynne: It is definitely a weird fandom convention.
Saro Lynne: Though. Navy blue seems like a weird color to call eyes to me.
Askerian: yeah but it's a more well known shade of dark blue, and heero's eyes aren't very light, even though they're blue. >_>
Saro Lynne: Yeah... I think people think of Navy blue as being more drab--it's not VIVID enough for flowery fanfic!
Saro Lynne: ....I always wonder if they like the radiation poisoning association that Prussian blue has.


Askerian: oh my god XD i was expecting shameless campiness
Askerian: this is a 1x2 à la anita blake, heero's a vamp duo's a hunter
Saro Lynne: Hmm?
Saro Lynne: Pfff. XD
Askerian: complete with clubs and leather outfits
Askerian: but heero... as french and suave...
Askerian: ...
Askerian: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD i can't breathe
Askerian: how am i supposed to enjoy the cheese!! XD
Askerian: FRENCH SEDUCTOR HEERO XD
Saro Lynne: XDDDDDDDDD
Askerian: m-mon petit... XD couldn't even find an original nickname for duo, but at least the grammar's good?
Askerian: then again ma petite wasn't an original nickname back when it was anita's.

... So basically Heero is Jean-Claude and Duo is Anita. Pffff. I can sorta see the second one -- they're both ballsy smartasses -- but the first... XD XD XD I'm gonna keep reading it anyway, because I really, really love vampires and shameless sexiness, but seriously... this is so wrooooooooooooong. XD SO WRONG.


In unrelated news, I've written the first chapter of the teamwork wedding fic. (it's named Teamwork: Wedding. I am Original.) It doesn't spoil much for the ending of the tournament arc, but still. Should I post them on LJ as I write them, or wait until I'm done with TW3? (Either way ffnet will wait. HAH.)

... you know what, AIM convo tonight, I don't have the patience to make a real page by page post with how slow it all loads. >__>

( SHOCK! SUSPENSE! )

oh, i've been trying to answer comments but well, i kinda got buried alive a bit here. so. will do my best but just in case here is a generic ♥♥♥♥♥

Okay, next post will have more real!content. rly. *guilts*

But, well.

"If you saw me in a police car, why would you think I got arrested?"


edit: D: how come half those answers involve some form of sexual misconduct? y'all are making me sound like a gigantic perv. I'm shocked. Shocked and appalled.




Also, sarolynne wrote a deliciously wrong/ouchies naruneji oneshot, so if that sounds interesting to you, here's a convenient link! :D

Everyone mourns differently; Neji hadn't expected to find himself mourning with Naruto's cock in his mouth. But there it was.

how can you resist that opening line, srsly.

... I dunno, it just happened. Actually I kinda stole the idea out of a RP I did with sarolynne, I forget which idea it was initially.

I think there's some infodump and some parts might go too fast and some parts too slow, I don't know, but I've read it over so much I've become blind to it. Any crit is welcome.

It was supposed to be a one-shot but it's making "you can put that in chapter two!" noises, so, I don't know. .__.;

Genre: Urban fantasy.

( She's at his bedside when he wakes, and she looks like no nurse he's ever heard of. Before the lack of white coat, it's the ponytail that tells him, perched high on the side of her head. Childish. The face says twenty. )

So... I was in the middle of a replay of FF7 on my brother's Playstation 2. And starting to play Vagrant Story, which is also a PS1 game.

From what I understood, you kind of need to still use a PS1 memory card for 'em.

Turns out my brother's girlfriend threw them away because Julien forgot about the little detail that I do still play those old PS1 games and told her they were useless now. (and then promptly forgot about telling her so, because he wasn't thinking. >__>)

To which I say HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE. They kind of don't sell them anymore, and I can't buy online anyway so the existence of those ridiculously expensive eBay cards is a moot point.

Saro being awesome offered me one of her memory cards -- the problem being... we know the American games cannot be played on European consoles and vice versa, but neither of us has any idea if the memory cards are similarly regionally locked. It would kinda blow if we found out after she bothered to part with one of her only three cards and mailed it to me.

Does anyone know? Or know where to ask? We both googled the hell out of it and couldn't find anything on that topic. ;__;


edit: WOOHOO. other-brother who still lives home (on the weekends >.> mwahaha) just got a PS3 and apparently it doesn't even use memory cards AND it's backward compatible with PS1 games! I hope it works. But thank you guys for the offers ^__^ ♥




In other news, guess who decided they were bored at the camping and came back home early with no warning? -___- here I was so happy to have the apartment for a whole week to myself. Woe woe woe. Oh well, means i won't have to cook. >__>

sarolynne likes genderswitch. A lot. (as evidenced by the genderswitch epidemic drabbleverse I pimped a couple of times before.)

I also like genderswitch. Maybe less than she does, but still quite a fair bit.

Sarolynne likes to RP. Me too.

So when she starts pondering deeply on how to make a good multifandom genderswitch LJ-style RP, with deep thoughts on how to actually make it about the exploration of forced gender reassignment and how it would impact the characters, and not about the porn and the OCs in canon clothes, and she makes a LJ comm for it ( ruleforthis ), and she tells me, "hay asuka, pimp it", then I pimp it. She promised me a ficlet for it. /whoreish

(you get three choices -- flipped gender, entirely de-sex'd, and the rarest of all, "not changed at all", which comes with fun survivor's guilt and heaps of insane jealousy from the other guys. I'm pondering the wisdom of talking Saro into allowing dickgirls as well)

So if you think you might eventually want to RP, or just give a hand with the rules and world building stuff, or just watch like a creepy stalker except not that creepy because we invited you to and that's as concensual as stalking ever gets, then you can go here which is the post where Saro started really letting the bunnies gnaw a hole in her brain accepting she was screwed developing her idea, or even straight to the comm: ruleforthis. (but even though it'll probably change soonish, right this moment the comm only has a short intro post that redirects you to the post I just linked here anyway. SO.)

now where's my Konan ficlet, hm? >__> edit: AHA! ficlet GET.

( real life sleep-deprived ramble-fu )

My face atm: ಠ_ಠ



( naruto (also bleach, a bit )

¤ sarolynne updated her Genderbending Virus Naruto drabble-verse. Nghhhlove. Sai! (Also, HAHAHA ZETSU. XD) Also she needs moar prompts. Yay prompts? .__.

¤ Woohoo One Piece was out really early this week, so maybe Naruto will be too! *stalks onemanga* I'm really enjoying this OP arc, I was surprised -- especially the shows of friendship between Luffy and Bon Clay. They're breaking my heart with that mutual devotion, damn it. T^T THAT's why I read OP -- that crazy "I respect you and admire you and I will risk death without a second thought if it's for you" thing. It really gets to me. Also, Ace's bleeding-chained-NOOOLUFFYNOOOO-ness. Mmh yes. *__* ... I even like Iva-san, and considering he/she is a caricature of Dr Frank N. Furter from the Rocky Horror Picture Show who was already a caricature...

-Daddy Dearest decided he didn't like the rented apartment we have lived in since I was 1 year old (yeah, so about ... a lot of years) or the neighborhood (which hasn't changed at all) and got and bought another apartment. It's not too far from here, there's a bus and everything, blah di blah. Sounds okay, yeah? Except the building is at the bottom of a hill-slope AND the apartment is on the ground floor AND I get the room that faces the hill, so I'm losing my view of the sky and restful green trees to gain a view of a small grassy slope, an ugly tar path where people sometimes walk, a line of boxy-looking garages, and more unpretty hill. Sky? Hah.

What bugs me the most is that the path is on the same level as my goddamn window, or even a little higher, meaning anyone who walks by can look down and see me plain as day. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate. Goodbye, days of making faces at the computer, scratching various scratchy bits of my anatomy, and walking around in my bedroom in my underwear. That, or goodbye sunlight. My god, summer will kill me.

(It's kinda cute to see my dad fangirling over wooden planks, floor plans and prettily-shaped windows, though. Of course I would like it more if he didn't need an audience for his deep ponderings over whether this color is better than that color. Dad, I'm the artist of the family and I can't see any difference, as long as it's not flammable or toxic just take the cheapest. DX )

-( PAMPLEMOUSSE! (it shall not be said that sometimes I can't be REALLY slow.) )

-Why do I still have "X years after Garou" bunnies. Especially of the "let's invite Wufei in" variety. I'm so bad. XD;;; (but! there are sexy, exhausting, sweat-inducing, shower-needing three-way sparring sessions... ;__;)


-EDIT ( I love my Saropyon. XD )