askerian: (HS_davekat_kismesexy)
this is such a cheesy idea, but at the same time it’s also a totes logical one, okay??? D:

Since the 24 trolls and 9 humans and one lone cherub are now the same mixed species thanks to game shenanigans, their God Tier/activated powers shape should be similar as well, right? And humans don’t physically change save for the clothes, but the trolls get wings.

And they massively outnumber the other species in this particular melting pot. (heck, dadbert is not actually a player so he counts for jack shit in this balance. welp.)

So… it totally makes sense that on top of the horns and grayed out skin and claws and teeth, the humans would also gain winged shapes when using their powers. Doesn’t it??? yes it does. >__>

But then Dave started bitching up a storm in my head about how if he had to have wings then they were damn well going to be HIS wings, IE Davesprite’s wings. IE bird/feathery. And if he was introducing feathers in the god “genome” then the other humans might as well get those, especially since it jived better with *their* mythological influences.

So now the gods on this planet are depicted as having wings, but the Identical Twin pairs (IE the ex-trolls, since they’re clones of each other) have butterfly wings, and the Fraternal Twins (ex-humans) have feathers, and the Lone Birth (Calliope) somehow gets bat wings, because lol cherub w/ demon wings lol i r easily amused.

I am the most logical. It is me.

(oh yes ironically enough the twin thing is what Calliope brought to the mix, reproductively speaking. I keep headcanoning cherubs as so violent and asocial (and omg traumatic insemination auuugh) that reproduction equals death pretty often, so if every time one child is born the mother dies then the species couldn’t perpetuate, so they tended to have multiple births. The new species that the players are gods of tends to twins and triplets, sometimes more. Winning the game meant getting rid of Lord English, so she is now Twinless in the local mythology. IDK if he’s still asleep in her head or dead for good. I tend to think “alseep” because I liked Caliborn, but he’s probably at least Satan in the new religion XD)

Long story short the ex-human players get bird wings when they access their god tier powers. I don’t mean angel wings, I mean bird. John’s are sparrow wings, Rose’s are storm petrel, Roxy’s are magpie wings, etcetera. And they’re all pretty short, Dave has the hugest by far, the rest tend to be between slightly over hand-length and slightly under arm-length, more cute/symbolic than functional. Wonder what color they’d be though, same as their eye color? Their “twin“‘s eye color? Their Aspect’s main color? Some other random color? Hmm.

This is kinda ridiculously speshul. But also hella fun to draw. So.

Askerian: aaawant ;_;
Saro : Well, why not?
Askerian: it’s cheesy? ._.
Askerian: .__.
Askerian: it’s so silly.
Saro : ...So?
Askerian: ._.
Saro : If there’s one thing I know about Homestuck, it’s that this is nooooot a super serious canon.
Askerian: ... this is a very good point!! :D

Also it's adorable okay.
(no roxy yet cause i don't know what Rogue god tier pajamas look like. ;.;)
(original sprites by Feastings. SO ADORABLE. edit by me duh.)

fantasticirreverence replied:
A little cheese does the soul good. Anyway, what kind of species did they create in this new universe? Have you given it any thought beyond their mythology?

Sure! They’re basically the same as this new species, humanoid with horns and pointy bits (only with no wings, those are for Godhood only), and their colors tend to be much more muddled because now eye color, skin color and blood color are independent from one another but can interact weird and affect how the end result looks. For example Sollux and Jane might have children who have her blue eyes gene and her brown-gray skin gene over his pure-gray skin gene, but they have HIS yellow blood which means the brown is yellowish since the blood now shows through AND the eyes end up looking green, since they’re her blue iris pigment+his yellow blood. (it’s not entirely scientifically figured out yet. Don’t try to make too much sense of it. XD) Also pure white or black hair doesn’t exist outside of legendary heroes and gods.

Also they’re monotremes. u.u

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Sun, Sep. 2nd, 2012 04:56
askerian: Wing Zero gundam rising into space with wings spread (1_Wing Zero is shiny)
Askerian: i be dancerin and havin silly married heero/duo banterthoughts
Askerian: at some point heero deadpan calls duo sugarplum, then duo's all D: "i think my balls just fell off", and then heero's like "useless to me then. barton! dumping maxwell, you interested?"
Askerian: they're bastards to each other.
Askerian: it's love.
Askerian: and then duo's like "give me one good reason i shouldn't dump you for real, you bitch" and heero's like " : | mortgage."
"... fuck, that's right. *sadflops*"
Askerian: they are the most romantic, it is them
askerian: (demongirl_boobwave blahblahblah)
I am the silliest. It is me.


Read more... )
askerian: (1_OMG!)
So the other day I had a long rambly convo about a Gundam Wing/Harry Potter crossover. Not going to write it, nooo way, but it ended up pretty fun to think about anyway. Also with some complaining/pondering about abuse in fanfic and stuff.

Read more... )
askerian: (Sasuke_But I don't want to touch your ch)

So apparently I hadn't updated my site since february of last year.

Yeaaaah, i'm feeling it. been updating nonstop since yesterday.

If I have forgotten anything... uh. If it's a tiny little ficlet then fuck that noise, i'm not doing it. DX Otherwise if you happen to be perusing the site and can't find stuff that should be there then please do tell me and I'll fix it. preferably before next year.

update list for reference purposes )

Also, small art dump. OF THE PERVY PERSUASION. woooo nsfw.

JohnKat naked kissies, JohnJadeKat pr0n )
askerian: (HS_davekat_kismesexy)
As you command, so shall it be done, [ profile] zepysgirl. XD


I manipped it from recent canon; they were actually both attacking Meenah, not each other, alas. Now I kinda want to look for John in that style and then manip him and Karkat into battlefield terra flightsuits, idk if i'd even manage to do something that didn't look like total ass but it would be fun to do even if I never showed it.


Mon, May. 7th, 2012 23:38
askerian: (Heero_Garou)
Askerian: i have the best name ever for a bondwolf and i won't be able to really use it. :-(
Askerian: when quatre and heero go back to Earth
Askerian: they are found by this military guy, Count Townsend, and his troop. they don't like OZ and they're treating the boys well but they're gonna have to give in and hand them over eventually (it's the scene on the beach where heero and quatre play with dogs. btw.) (blahblah they escape from his, uh, high-security cloth tent and lack of guards, how could that happen. :O)
Askerian: so then i was looking for the real person that this Count Townsend was obv. descended from, then i was like shit there's too many of the guys it must be a generic nobility/martial name for japanese people idk
Askerian: then i was like "but they come from ireland so i could call his wolf eire. :D "
Askerian: but then i was like "this would make her a female and Mary would be all grr at her. hmm."
Askerian: i want a wolf named manx now T__T
Askerian: .__.
Askerian: but if manx isn't attached to Townsend it's not as fun a name!!!
Askerian: or maybe uh idk they meet again at some point. :-\
Askerian: manx would be SUPER OLD. hmmm.
Askerian: hmmm
Askerian: HMMMMMM
Askerian: halps i nerded and can't get up
askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (Default)
I blame [personal profile] edenfalling. Blaaaame. BLAAAAME.

edit: NOW WITH RAREPAIR FIC PIMPING. y'all can find the johnkats and davekats yourselves. XD

Okay first What I look for in Homestuck fanfic )

Second My favorite characters & why )

Third the actual pairings )
askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (Default)
Askerian: i wanna write a pesterlog. ;;
Askerian: dave/karkat? but i'd need a topic. hrrn. :-\
Adi: hrm. Well, there are always the romance novels
Askerian: XD
Read more... )
askerian: (Sasuke_Oh Fuck)
Look at me spamming people with random babble. You guys know why? NO ONE IS ONLINE TO SIT ON ME AND MAKE ME WRITE IS WHY.

° One week before the end of the month and I still haven't written any teamwork. One of these days (NOT TODAY) I'mma just gonna make a LJ post and... idk, every time someone comments I have to post them what I wrote since the last comment, or something. Maybe that'll motivate me (or maybe i'll be too busy answering comments to actually write XD)

° On the other hand today I wrote a bit of Lone Wolf and Pilot, the GW thing with bonded telepathic wolves, which is boring as fuck and mostly setup for the INCOMING CLUSTERFUCK bwahaha go killer go, but still, I have two complete scenes before that and maybe I could post them here or something. I remember when I used to spam you guys with all my scenes fresh from my bleeding and battered fingers. Maybe I should get back to that. >__>

° I also worked a lot on an illustration for the fic! I... pretty much traced an official pic of heero and duo and then added wolves in it. *cackles* I'm really not taking it as ~art~, it's more like an edit, but wow my fingers. Also I wish I knew how to make fake screencaps because it'd look really fun if I could copy the anime style, but every time I've tried to learn I was just... yawn lasso tool oh hey a butterfly, and the skill stayed unlearned.

I also started a pic with Heero and Duo and their merlin and crow daemons for that OTHER alternate universe with GW people having speshul soul pets. Self, what are you trying to tell me here... oh right! i should totes be illustrating the Gundams as Dragons verse. Yup, that must be it. Augh, illustration ADD. I think I just want Gboys and ANIMALS. >_>;

° In Homestuck news I'm a bit scared of the popularity of that Big Robots AU to be honest. XD; I was only planning to do their meeting at first, a sort of This One Gundam Episode Where Two Enemies Are Stuck On An Island At Night trope, and then the bunnies wanted to know what next and now, crap, I have to figure out more badass stuff to shove in that plot (AN ACTUAL STRUCTURED PLOT WOULD ALSO BE NICE), but so far I mostly have random telepathic shenanigans and Gamzee being terrifying and also John and Karkay using contrived nanomachines-related excuses to suck face. Which is always fun, I admit, but hmm. And now a ton of people like it, and they're all "i can't wait to see where you're going!!!" and uh okay, self, it's cool, most of your fics are done with that seat of the pants approach to storytelling ANYWAY! *makes self breathe*

° Re: Back to the Garden, so far I have two scenes. One of them is ten FIFTEEN pages of Karkat Is Nosy And A Mother Hen And Pale For Everyone Ever, and the other one is about eight of Gamzee Is So In Pity With Tav And Karkat Awwsocute And Also A Really Creepy Motherfucker. No trace of action or politics or adventures, apart from some silly forest wanderings.

So i'm like "That's a lot of pages! I should post them as a preview!" and then I'm like "that's a lot of pages where NOTHING HAPPENS BUT LOTS OF TALK" and the next scenes are going to be actionny and reveal more plot stuff so I'm thinking if I want the chapter to feel balanced I should just wait to have the complete thing or else chapter 2A will feel REALLY slowboring...?????

but aaaaaaaaaaawannapostsomething. ;^;

° wanna post somethiing

° but nothing is complete why

° because i haven't completed anything is why aaaaa

° aaaAAaAAAAAAAaaaaa

° and in conclusion, aaaaaaaa.


Mon, Mar. 19th, 2012 05:37
askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (Default)
JoIsBishMyoga: I wonder what troll genitals look like.
Askerian: welcome to homestuck fandom, where 75% of fics attempt to resolve this very same question.
JoIsBishMyoga: So few?
Askerian: the rest are human AUs.
JoIsBishMyoga: human AUs = why
Askerian: I WONDER TOO T__T
JoIsBishMyoga: I'm voting for boybits that very strongly resemble flowers. And possibly sparkle. Mostly because Karkat's interaction with Dave over it would be hilarious.
Askerian: *deds again congrats* D:
Askerian: That's the homestuck spirit!
Askerian: Now you're pretty much ready to write. u.u
JoIsBishMyoga: I haven't even read it!

askerian: (NaruGaara_Chibi furries_headchomp!!)
So recently I've been v. depressed sob sob over how much my f-list activity has dwindled. Used to be I'd have to go back two pages if I missed one day, and now there's maybe four more posts a day and I am a sad and emo Asuka.

But then I thought, hey, I haven't been posting much either.

Mostly I keep feeling like I can only post, and therefore spam people, if I have either fic or manga observations to share.

I don't post my random thoughts/plotbunnies/crack scenarios because right now most of them are about Homestuck and I'm pretty sure most of you guys aren't into that and i've been enough of a virus vector already, and I haven't seen a good fandom meme that I haven't done already in ages (kinda want to do a "opinions on pairings" meme for homestuck because I have ~feelings~ but aaaaa), and my real life is boring as fuck and not something interesting enough to share. (okay no yes I've gone from 180 pounds to 144 in the last six months and i'm not done yet! >:O i'm exactly five feet tall so yes, still quite visibly overweight. shut up i'll be proud if i want to be. told you it'd be boring!)

But as a result I'm complaining of something I'm doing too. Hrrm.

It doesn't help that I'm guilting over not writing much teamwork recently. (but hey! the other day I started chapter two of the wedding fic. It has Sasuke and Naruto and Sai at a bathhouse. Sai keeps being Sai at the two of them, which is hilarious but hard to balance lest I fall into total moronisation of the guy. :/ Still, it's not teamwork proper. hrrrrn.) I think part of that is the canon hasn't been really grabbing me as much as it used to recently. Insane!sasuke is so frustrating and Naruto the lone hero who makes token "efforts" at team fighting while gloriously bathing everything in his radiance as Sakura is sidelined... meh.

(the rest of that is that I have to write a Sakura-POV fight scene while naruto and sasuke are off having relationship angst in the background. I like writing fight scenes, but only if there's emotion in it, and I REALLY like to write character interaction, which cannot be focused on right now because dramatic tension blahblah. If I keep stalling on it, it means I'm doing something wrong with my plotting, but I haven't figured out what that is yet.)

I need to rekindle my love for Naruto. Maybe a reread/rewatch. Idk.

I need to friend more communities with interesting stuff on it? but like what. No clue. aaa.

I need to start posting on LJ more! D: but about whaaaaat. DX

Argh. Stupid f-list. Update more, damn you!
askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (Default)
Askerian: You speed up a little, to go check on... urgh, who is there to check on that you actually want to talk to, not Eridan or Vriska, that's for sure. Tavros maybe? Bet he'd just grin and bounce on his fleshy toes and take ten minutes to say how, uh, how very happy he, um, is, that, er, they're home and, um, not besieged by imperial drones and a couple battleships.
Askerian: XD
book_people: hahahaha
book_people: oh, Tavros
book_people: poor baby
Askerian: also, karkat is mean.
book_people: yes. Yes he is
book_people: it is part of his charm
Askerian: *and, um, not besieged by imperial drones and a couple battleships and maybe a nest of Crumple-Horned Snorkacks.
book_people: oh my god, Karkat, you are such a jackass! XDDDDD
book_people: Clearly they are actually a thing on Alternia
Askerian: (karkat likes harry potter, apart from that kinky double-moirail thing harry has going on with ron and hermione. also why the fuck he and malfoy never get to kiss onscreen he never did get.)
Askerian: (also snape was obviously james' jilted kismesis. and then he and sirius had a go at it but sirius came on way too strong.)
book_people: XDDD I started typing that, just so you know
Askerian: great minds~ ^.~
Askerian: ... this goes on LJ


Fri, Feb. 3rd, 2012 18:47
askerian: Naruko smiling happily (adorable!) (Naruko_Happiness is Haremness)

Okay, whoever got me a paid Dreamwidth account. FESS UP SO I CAN LOVE ON YOU.

*imports ALL THE ICONS* T^T-b


Tue, Jan. 24th, 2012 22:55
askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (Default)
Someone grabbed "askerian" on tumblr.


And they don't even use it, it's an empty account!


Here I was, finally giving in. (mostly so i can follow blogs, that reblogging thing gets a bit on my nerves in principle and i still don't friggin' get how to hold a CONVERSATION in that place but aaaaa so many shiny things to keep track of T__T) and i can't give in because my name is taken. aaaaaaa.

Oh well whatever. It's probably providence. XD

edit: okay, fine, i give. . THAT OTHER ASKERIAN IS A FAAAAAKE. XD

I am going to post absolutely NOTHING there I am not posting on LJ too, and possibly a great deal less since I think i'm mostly gonna use it for Homestuck fanworks. Also I hate reblogs so... yeah.

*feels weak anyway T^T*

FF7 silliness

Sat, Jan. 21st, 2012 07:19
askerian: Cloud in a dress and Aeris (FF7_Cloris_best kind of yuri)
So I have this habit of naming my ff7 fics after materias, if i can get away with. This prompted a friend to wonder what each story would be like if I wrote them all.

Have some summaries of stories I will never write. XD

oh god so many why )

um yeah .__.

Wed, Jan. 18th, 2012 16:41
askerian: Sasuke crumpled on the ground. WOE. (Sasuke_WOE.)
First things first, Crossed Wires is officially discontinued.

Sorry guys. Story died and refused to stick around à la zombie, no matter how many times I tried to raise it. That'll learn me to write when I don't have a plot in mind. What I had were a bunch of random ideas, but they never gelled together to form an overarching arc with a definite middle and end in sight, and then I lost interest. Sasubot is adorable, but. idk.

I'll still be willing to write drabbles in this 'verse for any sequel/prequel/genderbending/whatev' memes, but the main fic is officially dead.

You guys know how I get all "rar don't nag me about the next chapter of xfic!!! >E" ?

This is the official "what happened to X?" amnesty post. (please still remember the difference between "aw, i want/ed to see more of X" and "how could you not give me X!".) If the fic is abandoned or unlikely to be continued I'm even willing to spoil the hell out of the planned plot to people who request it. Eh, why not.

Daily happy

Fri, Dec. 23rd, 2011 23:54
askerian: Karin holding out a fist and laughing evilly (Karin_BUARHARHAR.)
So today was my family's Christmas Eve's eve dinner... (silly brother, getting himself a fiancee whose family does stuff on Christmas eve too. Hn.) It's pretty much one of three times a year I really pay attention to what I wear.

Only today while I had a pretty new top, I only had my old saggy pants. What with wanting to wait until my weight has stabilized to buy new ones, since i hate buying stuff I'll wear twice or even going shopping at all, and shopping for clothes at all for that matter. (Shopping for manga is tolerable only in that I know exactly what I want and I'm in and out of the library in fifteen minutes or less.)

Anyway there I am, grumping along as I prod the bottom of my drawers for some flash of inspiration, and then I found THE PANTS.

The pants I bought when I was eighteen and kinda flirting around with the gothic/grunge scenes. Like, the very farthest edges of it. The looks looked hella cool, okay. >__>;

So that day years ago I was walking along this random street and then those awesome pants full of strappy bits assaulted my eyes. And I needed a pair. Neeeeeded it. This seriously had never happened to me with clothes before. (books, yes. >_>) So then I went in and DRAMA! they only had it in that size under mine. (or in the interest of full disclosure, two or three sizes.)

It was kinda very expensive. Being under the delusion that maybe one day I'd totally go on a diet and lose enough pounds that I'd be able to close the thing's zipper, I bought it anyway.

And then for years every time I went through my closet and threw away everything I never worse or was too old or stuff, it looked at me and said, ~maybe some day~. And when I moved I made it a space in my too-full boxes. And when I bought myself new furniture and had to figure out funny configurations to make everything fit. Even though as the years went my size only kept slowly going up.

And today I went hey, I wonder if I'm any closer to being able to fit in, AND THEY FIT.


And it made my legs look awesome! (okay, awesome for the legs of a person who is exactly five feet tall. Which is sadly not very long, no matter how short the torso, and mine isn't that short.) And the straps and stuff were really fun! and... okay I'm thirty year old and I'm wearing scene pants for a Christmas meal.

You know what, fuck that noise, I wore them anyway.

It was awesome.

Now I'm trying to tell myself I can NOT wear them to my strict, nosy, judgey grandma's Christmas family reunion. It's, um, not going well so far. >____>;
askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (Default)
[profile] phoenix_melody: I had a dream about you writing fanfic last night! XD
[personal profile] askerian: o_o
[personal profile] askerian: hahaha XD awesome. what was I writing?
[profile] phoenix_melody: you were writing this, like, five-universe crossover
[profile] phoenix_melody: and the gundam wing people featured heavily
[profile] phoenix_melody: and there were a pair of siblings from this other universe and the lite brother had done something...I don't know, something that most of the pilots (Heero and Wufei, at least) saw as a betrayl, but Relena stood up for the kid and was all no you can't kill him and Wufei was all we have to
[profile] phoenix_melody: and there were also zombies
[profile] phoenix_melody: it was a really, really weird dream

Read more... )

In NaNo news, wordcount: 13 881 words, but now I don't know what to make happen next. I should randomly add a pool and have them relax for a bit. After all today I gave Tyr a therapy session. (oh god once the first draft is done I will need a real therapist person to tell me all the ways in which OH MY GOD A GOOD THERAPIST WOULD NEVER DO THAT, because I do want the character to come across as basically competent and not actually a hack, if a bit out of her depth (they might have wanted to pair her up with an animal behaviorist, just liking animals a lot does not qualify. XD) Alas I am not, personally, a psychiatrist, and as such I am having a bit of a hard time. (also her not-very-confrontational, nice way of speaking is so BORING to write. I want snappy, snarky dialogue dammit!)

The pool scene could be a fanservice outtake. Manga does it, why not novels? >_> I could revolutionize novel-writing with that idea.


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