askerian: (Sasuke_my WTF face let me show you it)
like, tomorrow. :X

I'll have my laptop but I don't know if i'll have internet. There's no stable connection over there and I don't know if my 3G thinger will find anything to use, it's a pretty remote corner.

I have the WORST track record with writing longer, plotty fic while alone, where I can't bounce it off people. I go in circles and I keep fretting about whether it works with the plot and it just fizzes out. I do decently with ficlets, though.

So uh.

- TIMESTAMP MEME PROMPTS PLZ. (basically send me one of my fics, and a timestamp -- two hours ago, a year later, during X event, etcetera. also a POV character if you feel like it.)

- .. also let's try a PORN MEME!! though i really make no promises for that (two or three characters + a kink) (I don't do snuff, watersports and scat, and Vriska/Tavros is banned from the get-go. So are Karkat/Gamzee and Meowrail twosomes, or threesomes where their balls touch.) I'll be trying to keep those short and purely porny and plot-free and if you started laughing reading this you have been reading me for longer than a week.

-........ while i'm at it (i will never have enough vacation time for all of this) ALTERNATE UNIVERSE MASHUP! Give me TWO AUs! (mermaid/schoolfic AU, zombies/scifi, magical girls/western, etc etc I AM KIDDING ABOUT THE MAGICAL GIRLS/WESTERN ONE OH MY GOD.) also if you feel like it give me a character or two to center it on though I reserve the right to ignore them hahaha.

Any fandom you've seen me write is fair game, so are Ofics. No crossovers. YOU HAVE FIVE HOURS LEFT GOGOGO.

BEDTIME see you guys in (at worst) two weeks.
askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (Default)
TOTAL: 36 332.

:DDD Not bad!

-Testing the Springs - Fivesome porn (1 732 words)
-Discofurry Chanyowl - Nepeta/Karkat porn (3 385 words)
-Covalent 'verse: Week One pesterlogs (2 579 words) (on AO3; will code them for LJ later aaa so much work)
-Three Sentences Meme ficlets: in this post. (965 words)

-GUNDAM WING O_O: Lone Wolf and Pilot (2 585 words)
-Homestuck: Covalent 'verse: Jane POV fic (7 169 words)
-HS: Sunlightverse: Hoofbeastquest (1 541 words)
-HS: Crash Standing, two Karkat&Byrd pesterlogs (1 988 words)
-HS: Battlefield Terra chapter 7 (11 516 words !! :DDD)
-HS: Midnight on the Demon Patrol (2 872 words)

Three Sentences Meme ficlets )

Teasers )
askerian: (T7_Let's DO IT DO IT DO IT)
(might reopen this and then it'll be open on lj/dw as well. atm a bit busy tho.)

Mostly Homestuck but some Gundam Wing as well. Also contains daemon ficlet, demon summoner AU AU, and BT!Karkat/General Harley.

thingsareswinging asked: Karkat/Meenah, Scheherazade!stuck
“For the love of little land sharks, I don’t even need the book anymore for that fucking story, I am not reading that fucking story once a fucking gain, I am so sick and tired of that fucking story I will erupt in a geyser of inner organs and vomit and turn myself inside out like a glove and die and why can’t we read a nice original romance for once or even some existential shit, I’ve got one with rowboats and three goldfish—”

She smirks and sprawls bare-belly up across his lap like the most dangerous, sexiest bookrest ever, and she snaps her fingers.

He wasn’t lying, for the next hour he doesn’t have to look at the book even once.

about twenty more snippets )
askerian: (HS_davekat_kismesexy)
>__>; So yeah I have a kiss meme going on. If you guys want to give me more prompts go ahead right here in the comments, you know the drill, give me two or three characters, one or two words of prompt (settings and moods work best, poetic and metaphysical least), and i make no promises there'll be an end result but we never know. I wrote 8000 words yesterday in under seven hours, shit was bananas.

For reference, this is the (incomplete but) Sunlightverse shipping grid, but you don't have to only prompt pairings that are already on that, I'm also fine with one night stands, cursed mistletoes and oops i slipped and fell on your mouth.

Some of those ficlets are considered canon, some of them not, and some I will have to decide later. Dirk/Equius, Nepeta/Eridan and Psii/Condie are canon for sure.

Anonymous asked you:
Dadbert and the children. kissing booboos (or dad/GH lol how would that make any sense GH does not scrape his knees)

(alas the GH one would have been hilarious. Couldn't figure it out though.)
'Did I... ever do that?' his/not-his father asks, voice gentle and oddly rough, and leans in over his scraped elbow. )

azzandra asked you:
Dirk/Equius, 100d public kissyface.

They are redesigning a water pump.  )

vehrec asked you:
Psi/Condy, awkward black romance failure.

'I don't belong to you,' he says, 'not anymore, I won't, ever.' )

eridan<3<nepeta: hunter or the hunted?

There's white sugar and black-kittied tea kettles everyfuckingwhere in this blighted place. Eridan lands, scowling already, and sure enough he gets sugar in his shoes in the very next second. )

theunvanquishedzims asked you:
Summoner<>Tavros<3<Dave, slam battle.

'I'm, uh, perhaps in the process of, you know, rethinking this' )

Anonymous asked you:
For the kiss meme - maybe Condesce kisses Karkat to sort out her red feels? It beats listening to Kurloz whine again about not getting any. (Karkat: oh god empress is kissing, why is everyone kissing me, halp)

'Come here, buoy.' )

Meme 3... DX

Thu, Dec. 6th, 2012 23:26
askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (Default)
... and last post.

By the way if you guys want to participate, ask away! Any of my fics, any characters in them, any fandoms. Just make sure it hasn't been asked already.

under the cut: Sunlightverse, Garden, 30th Century Night, Joyride, and Palemates Smuttin it Up 'verse.

Read more... )
askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (Default)
For The Family You Choose (Awake at Night, Crash Standing etcetera)

Read more... )
askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (Default)
Over on Tumblr I had a round of "Ask my characters a question" meme.

I uh think i'll have to split the answers into several posts.

This one's for Battlefield Terra answers.

Read more... )
askerian: (T7_Let's DO IT DO IT DO IT)
*reads weekly naruto chapter*

=> ... ... ... .............

*reads awesome gritty/darkfunny weak-but-HARDCORE sakura-centric T7 fic to bring mood back up*

=> ♥♥♥

*...wants to write teamwork*

=> .__.;;;;;

*okay fine let's get back into it sloooowly.*


So yes please if anyone's still interested... I'm looking mostly to get back into the characters' mindset and voices, so I'm not looking for brand new scene. But if there was a scene where you ever wondered, "hey, i wonder what X other character is seeing it like/thinking at the time" or "what happened in the gap between moment 1 and moment 2?" or maybe "I wonder what Y is doing at the time" (if the character isn't. like. pakkun or shino or someone who'd have no reason to have been doing anything remotely relevant) then plz ask away. I make no promises because my inspiration is a wavery thing and it's likely I'll only have snippets to offer, but damn it, it's been a whole YEAR since the last time I updated teamwork 3, it's really starting to bother me! Stupid fight scenes.

(also i am really not interested in discussing the latest manga twist. like... negatively interested.)
askerian: (Aske_Liadan Chibi)
I want to do something o-ficcy. IDK, write my old characters, worldbuild for some new fic. I want packbonding and weird alien things. I can't decide. It's horrible.

I just... Mermaids in Space? Not enough alienness. Black Ops Werewolves? Not enough scifiness. That new weirdass survival/horror thingie I've been toying with in the last couple months? I don't even know the characters all that well!

I need weird and dangerous as fuck ecosystems and people engineered into not quite human creatures and possibly also visibly unsettling and psychic powers and PACK BONDING AAAA.

I also want to write Tyr learning how to be pack alpha. Not enough aliens in that fic but. Oh man the first time he loses his temper = glorious.


I'll probably regret this, but. Anyone feel like prompting me? Asking worldbuilding questions? Anything? .__.

Quick summaries cause it's been a while:

-Mermaids in Space follows adorably serious, young telepathic tribal mermaid Liadan, goofy and idealist, psychic-null, intellectual/marine biologist Arun, and antisocial empath, mechanic, space pirate Blue in their mad escape from Evil Corporation that wants to mine Liadan's nice abandoned waterworld without consulting with the locals. Other characters to be found here (main trio and bad guys) and here (blue's pirate crew), illustrated.

-Territoriality: The war against pseudoelves has come to a draw, so some of the soldiers who were part of an attempt to induce lycanthropy without allowing it to conclude in transformation are cut loose. Now on top of the convenient strength and healing abilities they have to deal with powerful instincts and health issues. Also with the local werebeast society, which isn't really happy to see them. Characters are asexual, wry, introverted alpha-wolf-to-be Tyr Andersen, snarky asshole Dian Keller, one-eyed silently snarky badass she-wolf Neve Serrano, charming liar Gabe Wright the werebear, bitchy tiny tiger Xiang and her best friend Athena the Secretary, etc.

askerian: (OTVillage_By Frakalakalaka)
Naruto fandom only because man it's been too long since I've written any Naruto.

1) Give me a couple of characters (or a trio I guess)
2) optional: give me a word or a mood
3) I write you kissies! (caveat: as always this is subject to the whime of my inspiration. i'll try my best but no promises.)

You can give me up to three couples/prompts in one go. If you win the asuka lottery and I write you something, you get to ask again.

You can ask for one of my Naruto OCs if you feel like it. (dunno if anyone'd want to, but that time I wrote Sasuke/Jin cracked me up, so why not.)

You can ask for something in one of my existing 'verses! (yes even cyborgverse though I might come to regret this one XD;;)

I don't like inter-generation pairings (Itachi being somewhat excepted I suppose). Also please no Kakashi/Iruka. ._.

NaruSasuSaku - Spin The Bottle
Sai/Sasuke, crowd pleaser
kisame/itachi, adoring

whoops it's four am. Going to bed, I'll likely try to do more tomorrow, you can keep prompting though. (WHY NO LESBIANS, GUYS.)
askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (Default)
1. Go to page 77 (or 7, or just hit pagedown 7 times) of your current manuscript.
2. Go to line 7
3. Copy down the next 7 lines – sentences or paragraphs – and post them as they’re written.
4. Tag 7 other authors. I NEVER TAG. SO THERE.

... It really depends on how you define current. >__> Also it seems like all my fics are either three pages long or thirty-forty at the moment, or page 77 is all notes, or it's a chapter I already posted. Um.

1. Teamwork: Wedding, chapter 2
Naruto would have been annoyed at him any other day for that 'heel, Pochi!' tone but honestly at the moment he could only use his last remaining braincells not engaged in a confusing dance of kill him dead and no, eat him first (not even a Kyuubi to blame for that one) to grab the shit out of that lifeline. He jumped up on his feet, made a vague, aborted hand gesture toward the door to the pool to indicate he was leaving, and stormed out before his jaw could unclench and a river of swearing could come pouring out.

"Why are you calling me like I'm your dog!" he snarled at Sasuke, who only growled back and gestured at him sharply to sit into the pool next to him, and it was a good thing Naruto had been sitting there on his own anyway but he still kicked Sasuke under the water for it.

"He keeps talking about your dick," Sasuke said under his breath, "like hell I'm leaving you alone with him."

"Well there's no need, apparently he likes yours better anyway!" Naruto replied, throwing his hands up, and when Sasuke snorted at him his eyes narrowed. "Only he's not sure you can get it up."


2. Dregs of the Storm (low-fantasy homestuck AU)
He didn't want to be culled. He tried it again. Push, push... Flop, on his back. Victory. So exhausted. The human was crouching over him, looking at him upside down.

The human was crouching over him.

3. Battlefield Terra
"I'm fine, I'm fine! Will you stop being so nosy."

Rose speared him with a withering glare. "You're being a little cavalier here, for a person who needed to be rescued from a mess of his own making not two minutes ago."

John wilted.

"Your own high-handed removal of the alien from their custody opened you to this -- we can't very well argue it's illegal when you just did the same. We'd have no leg to stand on."

4. FF7 Daemon AU, the Cloud/Tifa/Aeris divergence
Nanaki picked Simon up like a kitten, and, cautiously as possible, he settled him on Aeris' lap.

Tifa suddenly wanted to touch him, that tiny sodden ball of orange fur, wanted to warm him in her hands and cuddle him close, keep him safe. Such a confident, fearless personality, but the body was so tiny, tiny adorable white-tipped paws and tiny head that would have fit into her hand with room to spare.

Aeris was a bit sideways on Tifa, Tifa reclining against the wall and Aeris slumped against her chest. If she shuffled their weights just a little bit he might shift and touch her arm. Tifa bit her lip and closed her eyes and stayed perfectly still as Breon curved his neck over to breathe a gust of warm air on Simon and give a cautious nudge.

Nanaki sighed and flopped down on their other side, so Tifa's shoulder and Aeris' backs rested on his flank, and he draped a heavy front paw across the three of them.

5. Wufei in FF7 crossover
"I'll tell you, giving up ain't one! I'd do the same for you--"

"I wouldn't want you to!"

Quatre deflated, face scrunching up in pain. Duo stared at him. Oh, it wasn't fair, he didn't have a right to just stop fighting, Duo wasn't done.

"Duo," Quatre said, very quietly, "you're destroying yourself, do you think any of us would want that?"

6. Lone Wolf and Pilot
Smooth shiny loose hair, neat pantsuit, screaming professional-but-not-military down to her polished fingertips -- only she wasn't seated with perfect poise to match her dry greeting, she had Glen's heavy head on her shoulder and was wrist-deep in his fur, giving his neck practiced scritchies. When Wufei came to a stop before her desk she slowly let her hands fall; the look they traded was... weird, just weird.

Sword oil and crushed rose petals, Killer shared cautiously, confused, and it wasn't the name of anyone in the room but it was so present Duo could almost smell it himself. He could swear he used to know who...

Oh, right.

Must be awkward to see your old commander's brother attached to the guy who killed him.

Rather, yes, came Wufei's response, sharp but tired, worn.

7. ofic - Territoriality
He'd be pissing blood in two hours, he knew it. Right now it was hard to care much.

Hard to feel anything much, to be honest. The suppressants were doing their job. Tyr sat beside Doctor 'call me Marian' Drey's desk and stared at the weird trinkets on it and didn't even want to pick up any. Or do much of anything but sit here, to be honest.

"So how are you feeling right now?"
askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (Default)
It's not like I have enough fics to write already, after all. :D

As always!
-You take a fic or ficlet or multipart I've written, and choose whether you want a prequel or a sequel, and/or which character you want to concentrate on (not necessary but always appreciated) and/or a timeframe (i might tell you nothing interesting happens at that point, alas) and/or some aspect of the plot you were curious about idk etc.
-They shall be snippets or ficlets or otherwise roughly comment-sized, which means there's an even chance I'll come out of this post with yet another sprawling, all-devouring 'verse on my hands.
-I make no promise to actually write your prompt. I'll give it a fair try, is all I can offer.
-You can post up to five prompts. I might write one, I might write all five, I might write none.

Not as always!
This time on top of prequels and sequels you're also free to choose a scene and ask for a different POV on it in the same timeframe, or ask what Other Character was doing at the time. (I reserve the right to reject the prompt if the answer is "nothing that interesting.")

Eligible fics:
Just about any of them, teamworkverse, restoreverse, my ofics, even Garou. Random drabbles, fics that already have a sequel, weird crossovers, blahblahblah.

Yes, that means Crossed Wires too.

My ffnet page
My homepage
The archive for all those ficlet that already have a sequel or three. (note, if the ficlet isn't in there that doesn't mean it's not eligible. I'll add it later, no prob.)

-Locker Room Therapy (got a few in progress already!)
-Tripletsverse (Naruto/Naruko/Kyuubi) in general (you can ask about a specific fic in the series but you can't just say "tripletsverse! Dude, it spans months and I haven't yet decided some things, I don't think it'll ever officially have an end.)
-Detective Conan/Magic Kaito fics, sorry Jo. .__.
-Duo in Firefly. I have no clue on earth what to do with that one, sorry.
You can try for Heero in SGA but the prompt will have to be awesome, because the inspiration for this one doesn't fly high. Sorry.

Fics so far! :D
NaruSasu... IN SPACE!!, Sasuke meets some more clone-y in-laws (three comments! This is off to a good start. >__>)
Psychic wolves: Heero & Mary prequel
Jet/Zuko sequel from that Jet/Zuko/Katara thing
Byakuya POV from Ichigo Has Two Girlfriends : Brother In Law Edition
Amateur Palemates Smuttin It Up!! now featuring kinky!auspistice!Karkat. Gamzee POV.

Waterbender!Heero, training. (GW/AtLA fusionthing)
Sasuke/Juugo sequel to the Team Hebi Does Sasuke fic

Teamwork: Itachi stabbing Sasuke from Sakura POV


Sat, Dec. 24th, 2011 19:48
askerian: (Sasuke_my WTF face let me show you it)
I should be writing but I can't decide what to write on. You guys know what this means! :D

Tell me about a story I haven't written, and I'll give you between one and three sentences from that story.

Knowing me someone might win the Asuka-lottery and it might end up being a whole epic in four books, each of which comes complete with three sidefics each, but. Yeah. Drabble length's the goal.

in LJ related news, I'm on Dreamwidth. Same account name everyhere.
(I don't really want to discuss it, it's been discussed everywhere on my Flist in the last days, but just in case some people haven't heard about it yet: new comment pages suck blahblah when given criticism about said pages person in charge's reply was basically a hahaha deal with it blahblah some people are having their automatic payments renewed without their knowledge please check yours blahblah.

It really sucks that this is all happening now because I was really starting to miss my 130+ icons (how do people DEAL with only thirty of them XD) but I really don't want to give 'em money at the moment. >___> My paid account runs out in may, I'll see whether I'm still annoyed by that point. Then again ads annoy me more. Dilemma.

I don't think I'll leave LJ, though, if only because it's really easy to crosspost from DW and my f-list is much bigger on LJ. The two sites are pretty much duplicates, except DW is also MUCH better tagged. I uh, went kinda tag-happy. Just a bit.)
askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (Default)
aaaaaaaaaasobored oh god. and i can't wriiiite attention span is shot aaaaaaaaaa.


Pick one of my stories and I will tell you the first lines of its prequel OR sequel (choose one!). Even if I was never actually planning to write a prequel/sequel. Even if it already has a prequel/sequel -- I'll give you the first line of another version of its prequel/sequel!

And this time I'll really try to keep it short, not like the last time I tried those. >__> HAHAHA I jest.

For reference purposes, here's the list of my longfic masterlists and the ficlets who already do have sequels/prequels of their own. If there's a ficlet that's not on there you can request something for it anyway! You don't even have to link me first, I'll find it (if I truly was the one who wrote it, cause i've gotten confused about that stuff before. XD) Or there's my ffnet page. Any fandoms, go go go.


Swingersverse - Saguru centric sequel
NaruSasu... IN SPACE sequel
Comrades, Coming Out and Cows sequel
Sanctuarium sequel
Dragons and their Boys, "how would destroying the gundams go?" sequel
Teamwork: snippet sequel to the ficlet I've got them oldest in
Newtype PREquel (whoo 1xR.)
Mermaids in Space -- Blue backstory prequel
Naruto Adopts Sasuke Into His Clan sequel

GW/FF7 crossover, Wufei on Gaia sequel
The Proposal (iroh/toph) silly sequelthing
Two Knights - 1x2xR sequel

Awake! Starting to write again. Muahaha. argh, brothers inviting themselves over and taking up all evening. Will poke more tomorrow as well, meme's still open for requests! u.u-b

edit edit: okay, tomorrow turned out to mean three days later. Um.

Another one for Sanctuarium!
Ichigo Has Two Girlfriends: Brother In Law Edition!
Ichigo Has Two Girlfriends: The Really Depressing Orihime Prequel ;__;

PLEASE if you're prompting for a series of fics, specify which fic you want a sequel to? D:

Also crossed wires is disqualified for sequels. Prequels, maybe. And Locker Room Therapy is nothing but sequels, so disqualified from both.

MEME CLOSED FOR PROMPTS for now. I've got to get through the backlog first, then maybe we'll see about a second round.
askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (Default)
So. Who wants to help me out with the Gundam Wing/Temeraire AU thing by giving me prompts? Because I really want to write more of it, but I don't want to just redo the whole series episode by episode and never deviate from that. It's boring. D:

... oh and um, while you're at it, I'm also open to prompts for the FF7/Daemon AU thing. >_>;; So long as they roughly fit in the ff7 'verse & timeline, that is.

-The two 'verses are gen, but I'll take pairing prompts for this.
-I won't do spoilers on Sephiroth's daemon's adult shape, though I'm good with kiddyroth.

- my inspiration is flighty, so supermegathanks if you leave me prompts, but it's very possible it'll just go and decide not to kick into gear. It always makes me feel guilty as hell but when it doesn't work, it REALLY doesn't work. ~__~;
-I often do way better with concrete prompts than philosophical/poetic prompts.

Otherwise, no limits on how many you give me. Prettyplease prompt away. ♥
askerian: (demongirl_boobwave blahblahblah)
You guys should not let me meme. I never finish all the prompts. I always end up with another brand new 'verse or three added to my load. I am bad with memes. baaaaaaad.

I'm blaming [ profile] hiza_chan somehow. I was reading her genderswitch meme and then I was like OMG WANT. But I don't feel imaginative enough to write genderswitch ANYTHING, needs some limits...

Then I started wondering what would be different in teamwork if Sasuke was born a girl.

Give me one of my fics (anything I've posted in english, be it Teamwork, Restore, the Swingersverse, ofic... or one of those drabbles I wrote months ago *), give me a character to genderswitch (two max), give me a writing prompt (a word? a moment in time? a sentence? an action? note, I don't do well with poetic prompts. Hell, the prompt is optional. I might whine if inspiration doesn't come, though.)
* (apart from the stuff I posted nowhere but in that "what's in your files?" meme. That stuff's disqualified.)

Basically I'll write a ficlet inside a genderbent!AU of my stories. (I'd prefer a born the other gender AU than a temporary genderbending, actually .__.) I don't have the brains to manage brand-new verses or fun and different explanations for genderflipping right now.

Hopefully I'll manage to write you something. I'll do my best. I just. ngh. genderbending. I can't stop myself. I'm a memeholic.

TEAMWORK: Sasuke is a girl
Sasuke is knocked up.
Sexy no Jutsu

TEAMWORK: Naruto is a girl, Sakura is a boy
pregnant!Naruto, people's reactions
boy!Sakura introspection (some preg!girl!naruto)
Baby's First Ultrasound.

TRIPLETSVERSE: girlSasuke - transformation, not always-was-a-girl
Let's blame Kyuubi.

TRIPLETSVERSE: Naruto is a girl (Naru is a boy, Kyuubi is a woman), Hinata is a boy, Neji is a girl.
girl!Naruto introspection (girl!kyuubi, boy!naru)
Bathhouse: boy!Hinata, girl!Naruto, boy!Naru, girl!Kyuubi.
GirlKyuubi/GirlNeji, Dat Ass Comparing Curves. ...♥
GirlNaruto, Naruhiko & girlKyuubi try to comfort each other post-Sasuke giving them the slip again.

FF7: RESTORE: Sephiroth & Cloud are women, Tifa and Aeris are men
girl!Sephiroth in Wutai.
girl!Sephiroth & boy!Aeris (+ some background girlCloud&boyTifa)

FF7: RESTORE: random
Girl!Zack/Aeris/Sephiroth, flirting.

FF7: STEAL: random
FF7 Steal: Girl!Sephiroth & the babies.
FF7: Steal: Girl!Kegarr & Zack discussion.

FF7 Enemy Skill: GirlCloud, Sephiroth POV.

Newtype: Wufei POV on GirlHeero.

Bleach: The Closet: Boy!Rukia.

THIS MEME IS CURRENTLY NOT TAKING NEW PROMPTS. No guarantees but all prompts already posted will be given a good try.
askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (ItaSasu_GothEmo)
Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous.
Upon request, I will post a random line or two from any of these you choose. Assuming that the file adds up to a full line, that is.

Except I'm a ho so it's likely you might get a lot more than two lines, if there's that much to repost in the file. >___>

I cheated because I have about twice the number of files there, but half of them are long abandoned, and often also nothing but notes and no prose, anyway.

Some of the ones I listed here might be all notes and no prose, too, but they're still ideas I'd like to work on at some point.

The ones with * probably have enough unpublished material to be requested several times. XD

naruto )

other fandoms )

ofics )

ALRIGHT. still open but i'm going to bed, so i'll go back to this tomorrow.
askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (Default)
Because I'm sick and tired of it being all lazy and floppy in its corner of my brain.

Plz give me teamworkverse prompts. By which I mean
-"what was X thinking/doing during scene Y?"
-X's POV on ... whatever
-a timestamp -- Ten years later, two days ago, ten minutes after the end of this scene
where X can be naruto, sasuke, sakura... or kakashi... or kiba or whoever else... or even one of the OCs.
-... yes it can be X-rated. #>____>#

I will not write about the T7 kids except in generic terms (apart from Aoru, the third one. She's not spoiler anymore. XD) I will not write about Itachi past Teamwork 4 because he is also spoiler. (is he dead? is he uncle itachi? did he take madara's eyes for himself and conquer konoha? NO ONE KNOWS.) I will not write spoilerific things in general. I'll tell you if a prompt lands in there so you can ask something else.

Anyway. Two prompts each maximum (please do not make seventeen and then ask me to pick two of them. DX ), and I make no promise they'll actually inspire me. I'll try my best to write at least one for everyone, but. Well. You guys know me by now. ~___~;

plz loev me. T^T

Sakura FINALLY gets married to Naruto. Sort of. (futurefic. WAY futurefic.)
Itachi Finds Out
Cooking Arrangements
Yakitaro of Team Fodder at 18
Gaara on early TemaShikaIno tangle

okay, going to bed, but i'll keep going tomorrow, feel free to post requests.
askerian: Serious Karkat in a red long-sleeved shirt (Default)
I have such poor impulse control. But nevermind. It's [ profile] suzukiblu/[ profile] white_knuckle's fault. There I was, re-reading her old memes, and that one jumped at me and smacked me in the face.

Give me a pairing (or threesome if you insist) and a prompt (mood, place, object, etcetera). I'll write you something about their kid(s).

Fandoms: Naruto, GW, FF7, DBZ. Possible future kids in existing fic-verses allowed, except for Teamwork's first two Team 7 kids. 'cause, well, spoiler. No real objection to writing several times about the same kid either, so long as my imagination doesn't stall on it.

-I make no promise to actually write them, though I do promise I'll try. My inspiration is a fickle, contrary thing in the first place and when I try to force it I get writer's block instead.
-I really suck at poetic/abstract prompts.
-If you give me a slash pairing but don't want/like mpreg, say so. It's not my default kid-giving choice, but still one of them.

Uzumaki Inoe (Naruto/Ino), bed
Sobami (Udon/Moegi), bus, frustration
Hoshigaki Koushin (Itachi/Kisame), blood (mpreg, creepy)
Uchiha Taimi (Anyone/Itachi), grocery shop -- Uchiha Taimi (Itachi/Tamaki), Tedium NEW
Uchiha Kaiki (Itachi/Sasuke), candles -- Origins (genderbending, woohoo dysfunctional) --
Terumii Keina (Tsunade/Mizukage), diplomatic relations
Takashi (Naruto/Sasuke, Locker Room Therapy), runaway
(Hinata/Sakura), shield

Ben Maxwell-Yuy (Heero/Duo), Nightmares -- Ben and Shawn Maxwell-Yuy, Prospective Mate NEW

SXB-01 through 05 (Sephiroth/Zack), hair -- SXB-01 (Zack) Waking up / early morning -- Mother Hen-ning --

Tanegaarlzp Irlitt (Trunks/Goten)

(Kid/Conan, black)

Prompts closed for now, might reopen! Now to catch up a bit on everything I need to write...
askerian: Naruko smiling happily (adorable!) (Naruko_Happiness is Haremness)
Okay. READ THE FICLET THINGER FIRST. it's kinda choppy and the pacing is weird and it gets really cracktastic in places, though i'm not sure it's actually FUNNY, but.

I've had this bunny poking me for the last, oh, two years? I think.

So when Kiba saw two blond heads bouncing in tandem down the street, one spiky and the other one pony-tailed, the only reason he did a doubletake was that, at first, he'd registered the second one as Ino with a boob job. )


So basically my idea was that ... well. Somehow, in a manner that shall be explained at some point (probably), Naruto gets separated into three people, Naruto, Naruko, and Kyuunaru.

They proceed to make Konoha into their personal harem, but that is neither here nor -- actually, yes. Yes it is.

I earlier problem was that I tried to twist this so it would fall in a precise point or other in the canon continuity. Problem was the only two that worked for my purposes were 1) just after Jiraiya kicked the bucket, which = naruto in a bad emo mood, or 2) just before the training arc with Killerbee, where all the rookies are kinda >:/ at Naruto and vice versa, Sakura is riding out the shame of the failfession, and Sasuke has gone off the deep end and Karin and Suigetsu and Juugo aren't around anymore to rile him up woe woe.

Therefore, fuck that noise, this is set in a generic Part 2 post-Orochimaru timeline where everyone happens to be in good terms* and to hell with the details.

*apart from Sasuke, who at the start is only on goodish terms with team hebitaka, if you can call it that.

Hell, and also Itachi is still alive.

Might as well.

[ profile] askerian: wait, did Itachi die before or after they captured Killerbee? because i liek the (brief and fleeting) camaraderie of post-killerbee Taka ;__;
[ profile] askerian: ... BUT I LIKE KYUU/ITA SEXINGS MORE.
[ profile] sarolynne: .....
[ profile] sarolynne: Pfffft.
[ profile] sarolynne: (Before, because Sasuke wouldn't have been working for Madara with Itachi still alive.)
[ profile] askerian: ... DAMN IT.
[ profile] askerian: okay then.
[ profile] askerian: they can forge their brotherhood in the fires of Kyuubi's ardent pursuit, which they must ally to defend Sasuke from.

So there you are, wondering why the heck I'm telling you guys all that.

And it's because I want to attempt to write this silly little 'verse in a silly, quick way (though some scenes will likely be SERIOUS!! or something. idk, don't ask me, i'm just the writer, it's not like i control that shit.) and [ profile] suzukiblu manages it pretty well for her ATLA fic so I'm gonna steal the format. Hah.

Give me a character you want one of the triplets (or even all three) to meet, and a prompt -- location, or mood, stuff like that. Please not abstract or poetic prompts, I suck hardcore at those. Three prompts each tops, I'll choose.

Like always I make no promises i'll manage to get it written, because I suck like that and also i'm gonna have to go to bed soonish and when I wake up the bunnies might be in hiding again, but I REALLY hope not because it fills me with so much cracky glee.

I'm gonna try to make myself write porn for this. O__o *crosses fingers*


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