Life and Times of Teh Asuka

It's not like I have enough fics to write already, after all. :D

As always!
-You take a fic or ficlet or multipart I've written, and choose whether you want a prequel or a sequel, and/or which character you want to concentrate on (not necessary but always appreciated) and/or a timeframe (i might tell you nothing interesting happens at that point, alas) and/or some aspect of the plot you were curious about idk etc.
-They shall be snippets or ficlets or otherwise roughly comment-sized, which means there's an even chance I'll come out of this post with yet another sprawling, all-devouring 'verse on my hands.
-I make no promise to actually write your prompt. I'll give it a fair try, is all I can offer.
-You can post up to five prompts. I might write one, I might write all five, I might write none.

Not as always!
This time on top of prequels and sequels you're also free to choose a scene and ask for a different POV on it in the same timeframe, or ask what Other Character was doing at the time. (I reserve the right to reject the prompt if the answer is "nothing that interesting.")

Eligible fics:
Just about any of them, teamworkverse, restoreverse, my ofics, even Garou. Random drabbles, fics that already have a sequel, weird crossovers, blahblahblah.

Yes, that means Crossed Wires too.

My ffnet page
My homepage
The archive for all those ficlet that already have a sequel or three. (note, if the ficlet isn't in there that doesn't mean it's not eligible. I'll add it later, no prob.)

Non-eligible:
-Locker Room Therapy (got a few in progress already!)
-Tripletsverse (Naruto/Naruko/Kyuubi) in general (you can ask about a specific fic in the series but you can't just say "tripletsverse! Dude, it spans months and I haven't yet decided some things, I don't think it'll ever officially have an end.)
-Detective Conan/Magic Kaito fics, sorry Jo. .__.
-Duo in Firefly. I have no clue on earth what to do with that one, sorry.
You can try for Heero in SGA but the prompt will have to be awesome, because the inspiration for this one doesn't fly high. Sorry.



Fics so far! :D
NaruSasu... IN SPACE!!, Sasuke meets some more clone-y in-laws (three comments! This is off to a good start. >__>)
Psychic wolves: Heero & Mary prequel
Jet/Zuko sequel from that Jet/Zuko/Katara thing
Byakuya POV from Ichigo Has Two Girlfriends : Brother In Law Edition
Amateur Palemates Smuttin It Up!! now featuring kinky!auspistice!Karkat. Gamzee POV.

Waterbender!Heero, training. (GW/AtLA fusionthing)
Sasuke/Juugo sequel to the Team Hebi Does Sasuke fic


Teamwork: Itachi stabbing Sasuke from Sakura POV

Just one thing first -- I'd read my notes wrong, so Sakura gets *two* matches before she has to go against Sasuke. Um. I'm sad because it makes the ending of her scene less dramatic, but I can't shuffle the matches around anymore, so I had to edit it a bit. As far as I can recall it's the only thing I edited though.

Also, man, I wonder how much it shows how long it had been since I wrote teamwork!Sasuke in that part. >_>;;;

Chapter 11 scene 1

( He was so *done* with this country. )

♥ Naruto&Sakura. (pure kneejerk reaction to a rant on ffrants about those shitty fics that need evil!Sakura to abuse poor Naruto so Sasuke can rescue him and hook up. DX )

1 560 words. Comes after Pet Names.

( 'I'm not here to yell at you. Whether you date him or not, it won't make him any less gay. I moved on months ago.' 'No you didn't,' he replies before he can think. )

You guys should not let me meme. I never finish all the prompts. I always end up with another brand new 'verse or three added to my load. I am bad with memes. baaaaaaad.

I'm blaming hiza_chan somehow. I was reading her genderswitch meme and then I was like OMG WANT. But I don't feel imaginative enough to write genderswitch ANYTHING, needs some limits...

Then I started wondering what would be different in teamwork if Sasuke was born a girl.


Give me one of my fics (anything I've posted in english, be it Teamwork, Restore, the Swingersverse, ofic... or one of those drabbles I wrote months ago *), give me a character to genderswitch (two max), give me a writing prompt (a word? a moment in time? a sentence? an action? note, I don't do well with poetic prompts. Hell, the prompt is optional. I might whine if inspiration doesn't come, though.)
* (apart from the stuff I posted nowhere but in that "what's in your files?" meme. That stuff's disqualified.)

Basically I'll write a ficlet inside a genderbent!AU of my stories. (I'd prefer a born the other gender AU than a temporary genderbending, actually .__.) I don't have the brains to manage brand-new verses or fun and different explanations for genderflipping right now.

Hopefully I'll manage to write you something. I'll do my best. I just. ngh. genderbending. I can't stop myself. I'm a memeholic.

TEAMWORK: Sasuke is a girl
Sasuke is knocked up.
Sexy no Jutsu

TEAMWORK: Naruto is a girl, Sakura is a boy
pregnant!Naruto, people's reactions
boy!Sakura introspection (some preg!girl!naruto)
Baby's First Ultrasound.


TRIPLETSVERSE: girlSasuke - transformation, not always-was-a-girl
Let's blame Kyuubi.

TRIPLETSVERSE: Naruto is a girl (Naru is a boy, Kyuubi is a woman), Hinata is a boy, Neji is a girl.
girl!Naruto introspection (girl!kyuubi, boy!naru)
Bathhouse: boy!Hinata, girl!Naruto, boy!Naru, girl!Kyuubi.
GirlKyuubi/GirlNeji, Dat Ass Comparing Curves. ...♥
GirlNaruto, Naruhiko & girlKyuubi try to comfort each other post-Sasuke giving them the slip again.


FF7: RESTORE: Sephiroth & Cloud are women, Tifa and Aeris are men
girl!Sephiroth in Wutai.
girl!Sephiroth & boy!Aeris (+ some background girlCloud&boyTifa)

FF7: RESTORE: random
Girl!Zack/Aeris/Sephiroth, flirting.


FF7: STEAL: random
FF7 Steal: Girl!Sephiroth & the babies.
FF7: Steal: Girl!Kegarr & Zack discussion.


FF7: ENEMY SKILL
FF7 Enemy Skill: GirlCloud, Sephiroth POV.


GW: NEWTYPE
Newtype: Wufei POV on GirlHeero.

BLEACH: THE CLOSET
Bleach: The Closet: Boy!Rukia.


THIS MEME IS CURRENTLY NOT TAKING NEW PROMPTS. No guarantees but all prompts already posted will be given a good try.

... okay this is crazy but i was SURE someone asked for this on the teamwork prompt post and I can NOT find the request. I am baffled.

Anyway! the request I had noted down in my file was "foxplay narusasu morning after." I already wrote one sequel before so that kinda limited what I could do with it, so this is more threesomely-with-more-focus-on-Sasuke than narusasu per se. But hey. threesome 'verse.

1 100 words. Warning for Naruto thinking about sex and topping and bottoming and sado-masochism -- this DOES follow Foxplay. Not really worksafe, but no explicit sex in here either.

( It's something they still don't agree on, he and Kyuubi, no matter how close they grow. Naruto likes to top because blowing his partner's mind blows his own mind, because being able to give that to someone, knowing he's the one taking care of them, making them feel so good, is sheer awesome. He can't help but feel incredibly grateful for getting a chance at it. Kyuubi likes to dominate because it's his rightful place. )

Because I'm sick and tired of it being all lazy and floppy in its corner of my brain.

Plz give me teamworkverse prompts. By which I mean
-"what was X thinking/doing during scene Y?"
-X's POV on ... whatever
-a timestamp -- Ten years later, two days ago, ten minutes after the end of this scene
where X can be naruto, sasuke, sakura... or kakashi... or kiba or whoever else... or even one of the OCs.
-... yes it can be X-rated. #>____>#

I will not write about the T7 kids except in generic terms (apart from Aoru, the third one. She's not spoiler anymore. XD) I will not write about Itachi past Teamwork 4 because he is also spoiler. (is he dead? is he uncle itachi? did he take madara's eyes for himself and conquer konoha? NO ONE KNOWS.) I will not write spoilerific things in general. I'll tell you if a prompt lands in there so you can ask something else.

Anyway. Two prompts each maximum (please do not make seventeen and then ask me to pick two of them. DX ), and I make no promise they'll actually inspire me. I'll try my best to write at least one for everyone, but. Well. You guys know me by now. ~___~;


plz loev me. T^T


Sakura FINALLY gets married to Naruto. Sort of. (futurefic. WAY futurefic.)
Itachi Finds Out
Cooking Arrangements
Yakitaro of Team Fodder at 18
Gaara on early TemaShikaIno tangle


okay, going to bed, but i'll keep going tomorrow, feel free to post requests.

NOTES:

-This interlude was written a long while ago. Now I'm kind of unsure about whether its mood still works with the previous chapter. I might have to edit the previous chapter's ending, if that's the case, but I'm not sure.

-But I'm not going to change this interlude (much) because ... Every single time I write Ino, I have a BLAST. X33333 Surprisingly, she also made writing Gaara and Shikamaru fun. I mean, seriously, *Gaara*. Ino is magic.

-I'm calling it an interlude because it's an outsider POV, but really it's both chapter-sized and quite necessary for the plot.

-This is full of schmoopiness. Whoa. XD I was so tired of the angst, guys, you have no idea.

Previous scene


Beach Party
(Ino)

( The hospital was letting them go. It was a happy occasion. Yet when Ino saw them walk into the hospital lobby the gloom almost choked her. )

yesterday i had the day from hell, gnnh half-dozen of under 10 year old cousins who love poking teh asuka. Tomorrow will be more of the same. Therefore i'll spam you to share the pain. (... oh about Pain. DIE ALREADY YOU WHINER. *ahem* this is all i'll bother saying about this week's chapter, apart from GOD KISHI STOP REHASHING STUFF WE ALREADY KNOW.)

Stolen from questofdreams: Write 10 different categories of fic, in as few words as possible.
(I fail at the "as short as possible" part btw.)

( Naruto/Sasuke too. )

( Heero/Duo. D: )

( SasuSaku. )

( NaruSaku. )


and since it's fun ... Anyone wanna suggest other pairings for me to mutilate? XD Yes, GW and FF7 and whatnot. (just plz no ozzies or turks. i'm not good at them. .__.) (note -- pairing, not threesomes plz. na_no_nai already did team seven. ^^)

Of my own invention, because I liek kissies and I'm sick and tired of that stupid writing block. Rarr.

So.

Here's the list of characters I'm willing to write about :
Sasuke, Naruto, Kyuunaru, Sakura, Sai, Itachi, Neji, Hinata, Hanabi, Ino, Heero, Duo(Duo's all spent, sorry!), Wufei, Dark Schneider, Kall Su, Rukia, Orihime, Cloud, Sephiroth, Zack, Aeris, Tifa, Red XIII, Cid, Vegeta, Bulma, and Roxas. (... I might have forgotten some; if so, I'll add them later if I'm reminded. It's a good start anyway. ;p)
(and I guess if you want to, you can ask for any of my OCs, fanfic and ofic both. *eyes Saro and Jo with suspicion* >.>)

1) Choose two characters in the list. Yes, only two.
2) Then choose a mood. (content, melancholy, giggly and the like).
3) Then I write you kissies. NO MOOD, NO KISSIES.

I'll be trying for at least ten sentences of it, but it can be one line, it can be ten pages (I seriously hope it won't, but.) Yes, there are different fandoms in there. Yes, I'm totally willing to write crossover kissies. Yes, I'm even willing to write pairings I usually wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole. Go wild, peoples.

I'm going to do them in batches of 5 because I have no idea when my energy will run out, but until I close it, feel free to ask anyway, just be aware that I might not get to your request. If I start a batch, it will be finished. if not, um, tough luck? XD

First batch: joisbishmyoga (ReiAske, Happys) - tephralynn DuoSakura, (Silly) - sarolynne (Naruto/Team Kunoichi -playful) - sister_dear (Wufei/Zack, teasing) - book_people (NaruSasu, catharsis) *DONE!*

Second batch: blackheisei (KyunaruSakura, possessive) - meritjubet (ItachiSai, buzzed) - luel_exana (Heero/Sasuke, resigned) - bemysty (DuoOrihime, hungry) - nekovixen (Orihime/Red XIII (NEED MOOD!))

Third batch: twitty_twit (Sasuke/Sephiroth, super) - hiza_chan (Duo/Zack, curious part two ) - mikkeneko (NaruHina, distressed) - fujiko1601 (NejiHina, optimistic) - sarolynne (GeirLiadan, comforting (in french))

Fourth batch: nightambre (Duo/Ino, bratty) - runespoor7 (Roxas/Ino, impatient) - hitori_toshiro (Roxas/Red XIII, romantic) - schuldlos85 (ZackTifa, jealousy) - jammaster_goat (SasuSai, Jealous)

Fifth batch: vicky_v (InoSaku, comforting) - therhoda (SaiNeji, bored) - chronolith (InoSephiroth or HinataRukia) - leilia (Vegeta/Neji, cold)

Sixth batch: shadowedsolace (Wufei/Neji, surprise) - jameva (Cid/Itachi, irritated) - lady_zip (Naruto/Sai, desperation) - nobody_famous (KyuunaruSakura, intrigued) - tricia1224 (NarutoOrihime or RukiaKyuunaru)

Seventh batch: animeprincess (TifaAeris, teasing) - sabriel_sylfaen (NaruSai, drunk) - okamikaze (KyuunaruItachi, high) - Anon (Orihime/Cloud or OrihimeAeris) - aikonamika (Zack/Cloud, broken)

Eightth batch: m_a_foxfire (NejiSasuke, restless) - illegal_goddess (SasukeRukia, mischievous) - phoenix_melody (RukiaDuo, surprised) - shinigami81383 (RoxasWufei, frustrated) - bakkhos (ItaSasu, nostalgic)

Ninth batch: joisbishmyoga (Hinata/Zack, excited) - charcoalcat (Cloud/Sasuke, kindness) - tekku_karii (KyuunaruRukia, snarky) - cepheid_nebulae (CloudSasuke, nervous) - chibirisuchan (Sephiroth/Vegeta, competition)

Tenth batch: questofdreams (Sasuke/Naruto, consolation)- valles_uf (HinataOrihime, triumph)- bootoye (KyuunaruCloud, cautious)- tephralynn (TifaSakura, competitive)- icelightning (ZackNaruto, silly)


REQUESTS ALL GONE SORRY GUYS I DIDN'T EDIT SOONER.
i will never manage to write them all anyway. omg you guys. x____x

Plz don't request impossible things too much, like Sephiroth and Itachi being happy or something. XD I'm trying to keep the crack on the "strange but still sorta IC" side of things, I have this pathological need to explain what the fuck is going on and when I can't I get all sad. ;__;