Life and Times of Teh Asuka

Goddamnit I have a craving for Katekyo Hitman Reborn fic. But a specific kind of fic -- a fic that's about the Family aspect! I don't care who pairs off with who so long as there's that bond -- hell, they can and should!! have an orgy...

So I go to ffnet.

55% Hot Girl Is Tsuna's New Classmate/New Rival/New Family Member And Attracts The Attention of HotGuardians Who Fight Over Her Affections (with some xanxus and other such "hot" characters thrown in)
40% badly written yaoi, some of it really random
15% Varia fic
70% AUs (vampire, boys band, schoolfic -- THEY'RE ALREADY IN SCHOOL)
30% Tsuna Is Suddenly Hot And Badass/Tsuna Is The Perfect Uke/Tsuna Is Written Deliberately OOC And Everyone Wants Him
20% Fem!Tsuna.

*note, lots of these categories overlap. The fem!tsuna and mary-sue "who will have her!!", for one. And the OOC is everywhere.

And when it's not romance at all (gasp! those exist?!), it's usually utter crack.

Wauuuugh.

I don't care much for the Varia as a group, though Xanxus and Squalo can have interesting interaction with the Guardians. Squalo/Yamamoto can be fun but right now it's very much not what I want. Hibari romance is so rarely handled right I'm scared to look at it. Also I don't like Dino/Hibari or Dino/Tsuna. (Or Dino.) And most Yamamoto/Gokudera is completely centered on the two of them and sometimes you'll see a bit of Tsuna but rarely the rest of the Guardians...

... I just want mafia adventures and family bonds and Tsuna learning to become a real boss and manage his people. Preferaly reasonably IC. also it should be epic-long, complete, contain a fivesome or three, and bring me breakfast in bed.Does it even exist at all? T^T *shakes fist at metisket for awakening the craving*

psst, http://www.onemanga.com/ is awesome.


( Latest Naruto )

( Latest Bleach arc )

( Latest One Piece chapter )

( Latest Katekyo Hitman Reborn arc )

( Latest d.gray-man arc )


Other mangas i'm following at the moment:

( Alive - the final evolution )

Berserk: It was taken off onemanga and I don't know where to start reading again. But it's fucking epic. Epic. I love it like burning. It's full of angst and gore and epicness. I'd say it's heroic fantasy, but it's so much more epic than that. The scope of this story, wow. *o*

Gokusen: hah, total change from Berserk. It's about the antics of a young, enthusiastic Yakuza-raised woman who becomes a school teacher in a school full of delinquents. It's hilarious and so cute. The drawings are so amateurish and yet I still love it. XD Also, I ship her with one of her students so hard. Nnnngh Shin/Yumiko ♥
http://www.onemanga.com/Gokusen/

The Hour of the Mice: Tense psychological/mystery thing. The hero and his friends live a comfortable, regular little life in a boarding school. They don't even remember seeing their parents, who they are told are important or busy or whatever else. The truth that slowly comes out is more sinister. Dun dun dunnnn.
http://www.onemanga.com/The_Hour_of_the_Mice/



I'm dropping anything Clamp from my reading list. I tried catching up for Fai and Kurogan's sake, but I just can't stomach the illogic and wangst anymore, especially when I've been told there's more coming my way. Also, I kinda hate Clamp's graphic style anyway. >_>;