Life and Times of Teh Asuka

jan: 6 606
feb: 6 654
mar: 13 699
apr: 11 266
may: 14 132
jun: 12 415
jul: 9 421
aug: 7 496
sep: 4 737
oct: 6 037
nov: 5 171
dec: 8 157
TOTAL: 105 791.
AVERAGE: 8 816.

all the over 10k months were naruto ABO-heavy months. hm.

2010: 136 235, average: 11 353/month. ... :X :X :X
2011: 167 675, average: 13 973/month. :X
2012: 332 396, average: 27 700/month. eeeeeeee.
2013: 396 917, average: 33 076/month !!!!!!!!
2014: 315 332, average: 26 276/month ... :X
2015: 206 403, average: 17 200/month.
2016: 127 495, average: 10 625/month. >:(
2017: 80 828, average: 6 736/month. .__.
2018: 128 033, avergage: 10 669/month. FUCK YOU 2017.
2019: 159 609, average: 13 300/month. huh!
2020: 105 791, average: 8 816/month. ... hhghhrhhhhhhhhhhhhhh flops.

so i'm seeing the adhd specialist in like two weeks. i stg if it doesn't help i'm gonna blow a gasket. this isn't my worst year but it's the second worst and i can't even blame it on the corona because i actually like working part-time from home and it means less time on the bus. if also less time in sports, which is bad for my health generally but should have given me another four or so more hours in the week and i did jack shit with them apparently.

well it's a good thing i wasn't gonna try a nano. >_>

TOTAL: 5 171

POSTED: nuthin!

IN PROGRESS
-madatobiizu ABO sequel (1 723 words, not much but it was a lot of editing and i hate editing so they count double or something.)
-that grimmichi superheroes AU - scene that i forgot where i was going with it (2 164 words)
-bleach ABO (136 words I HATE EDITING SO THEY COUNT DOUBLE OR SOMETHING.)
-ichihimenelgrimmjow suburban OT4 thing (1 148 words but they are actually four different attempts at the same scene which is stuck like an utter bitch and i don't know which one i'll keep, if i keep any of them.)

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TOTAL : 4 737.
the adhd has been particularly "ooh a butterfly" this month. :/

POSTED: nothing!

WIP
-Madara/Tobirama/Izuna ABO sequel (3 158 words, which are mostly a third-time rewrite shreds of oldeer writing stitched back together and of which i will discard 299. this fic is *fighting me,* guys.)
-Ichigo/Grimmjow/Orihime cuddle drugs fic chapter 4! (1 204 words. gasp.)
-Ichigo/Grimmjow/Fraccion ABO fic chapter ...4? (310 words. i know exactly what happens in it except for a SMALL part i can't visualize, which means nothing else gets written until i'm through. aaagh.)
-Ichigo/Orihime/Grimmjow/Nelliel suburban swingers OT4 (124 words)

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TOTAL : 9 421 words
huh, i thought it'd be more :(

POSTED: nothing!

WORK IN PROGRESS
-Bleach ABO (922 words)
-Bleach: oxytocin (ichigrimmhime) (845 words)
-Bleach: ichihimegrimmnel modern AU ot4 (3 161 words)
-Naruto: mada/tobi baby bro rescue time fuckery (1 805 words)
-Naruto: ABO (623 words. that's it??? fuck, i better get back to it. ugh.)
-Bleach: daemon AU: harribel & yakuza (1 820 words + 175 words to be discarded)

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TOTAL: 14 132
not bad!

POSTED:
-Naruto: blood rare and sweet as cherry wine chapters 1 to 3, complete; Founders era, Madara/Tobirama/Izuna, littermates ABO. (8 850 words)

Also posted, though written earlier:
-Bleach: Howling Outside Your Door - chapter 1; Ichigo/Grimmjow and his fraccion, ABO

WORK IN PROGRESS
-naruto: cherry wine discarded snippets (404 words)
-naruto: cherry wine sequel (3 669 words)
-bleach: daemon AU: fullbringers fic (183 words)
-bleach: Howling Outside Your Door (749 words)
-bleach: bloodsport chapter 4 (277 words that i'm gonna have to discard because the scene no longer fits and was going nowhere but hey words are words. SHRUGS.)

giving myself a pass on the naruto avalanche because 1. i love the worldbuilding so much oh my god and 2. i also worked out bleach psychic wolves AND bloodsport plottings that were stuck. yay me. :D

i have no goddamn clue why so much ABO, but hey. 'tis the season or something.

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TOTAL: 13 699 words
:O
... mada/tobi what the FUCK.

POSTED but... not actually written in march haha welp
-superhero love triangle (zangetsu/grimmjow/ichigo superheroes AU; supervillain grimmjow gets nursed back to health by mysterious antihero zangetsu's mundane friend ichigo. oh no he's cute ensues.)

WIP
-superhero love triangle chapter 2!! (1 056 words) (i stg i posted and ten minutes later i had an idea for more of it. self. self what.)
-bloodsport chapter 3.5 (139 words :X)
-Alpha ichigo/omega grimmjow and his fraccion ABO fic (1 242 words)
-naruto: Alpha Madara/Omega Tobirama and now also beta Izuna wtf ABO fic (9 107 words)
-naruto: Alpha Madara/Alpha Tobirama (2 155 words) (another one?? aaaa)

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TOTAL: 6 606 words
that's all. :( uughghg this month SUCKED. why? idk. just, nops all around. maybe less free time at work, even tho i didn't think i was writing very much at work anyway... ugh.

POSTED
-Bleach : Bloodsport chapter 3 (Grimmjow/Ichigo psychic/scifi/space AU) (2 463 words)

WIP
-Bleach - ABO ichigo/grimmjow&his fraccion (1 952 words)
-Girl Genius - psychic Wolves Gil fic - chapter 5 (1 431 words)
-Bleach - Bloodsport interlude scraps that I probably won't keep (704 words)
-Bleach - the superheroes one (...56... words)

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