Life and Times of Teh Asuka

Kudo had called ahead to say he'd bring along a case, so when the train pulled into the station Heiji was already sort of excited. Something big enough that Kudo would rather not handle it alone? Sounded several kinds of awesome. Potentially horrifying, but also awesome. (Kazuha told him that having thoughts like that was the sign of a bad person. He didn't get what she was on about.)

He saw Kudo step off the train -- blue jeans, white shirt, black cap -- and jogged his way through the crowd, already grinning. "Oi, Kudo!"

"Hattori!" Kudo called back, and stood waiting for him with his suitcase at his feet as people rushed all around. He looked happy to be here, too, in his restrained, no-this-is-sarcasm-not-happiness-I-swear way. Heiji was kind of tempted to kiss him, a great loud 'oh, you' smack right there in public.

"Hey, Kudo."

Kudo rolled his eyes, and parroted obligingly, "Hey, Hattori."

"Hey, Hattori, been a while."

Heiji waved his hand. "Yeah, hi t' ya too, Ku--"

... What.

He was vaguely aware that the Kudo in front of him was cracking up.

The Kudo standing to the side was merely grinning wide enough to make him wish he would, and get it over with.( Read more... )

Summary: It starts when Heiji and Kazuha decide that, man, they sure do love each other, but things would be great if they could also love on Shinichi and Ran, at least part-time.

Then it spreads out a bit.

This series contains porn (yaoi and het and hopefully some yuri), humor, some angst, polyamory. Also, porn. Exploration of character and pairing dynamics (read: dealing with "this is my fiancee, and this is my boyfriend" situations), because I'm a nerd that way. Friendships both old and new, because friends are awesome. And a sprinkling of porn on top. (No cheating/partner betrayal. None none none.)

Pairings:
Implicit/established: Shinichi/Ran, Heiji/Kazuha, Kazuha/Ran.
Graphic: Shinichi/Heiji, Shinichi/Heiji/Hakuba Saguru, Ran/Kuroba Kaito, Shinichi/Ran/Kaito, Shinichi/Heiji/Kaito...


Swordfight! Hur hur hur.
Summary: "It's the Kudo-Ran clause. It's not cheating if it's with either of you." Friendship. Humor. Also, some man-on-man porn.
Pairings: Heiji/Shinichi. Background established Shinichi/Ran and Heiji/Kazuha.

Unrepentant Kimono Porn
Summary: In Osaka for a heist, Hakuba finds himself in dire need of Heiji's hospitality. Damn it.
Pairings: Hattori Heiji/Hakuba Saguru/Kudo Shinichi.

Kimono Porn Fallout
Summary: Not actually porny! Saguru, morning afters and dealing with your lovers' significant other.
Pairings: Ran & Saguru, some Shinichi and Heiji.

Heist Prevention
Summary: ??? (still being written. hella stuck tho.)
Pairings: Kid/Ran.

How To Catch A Kid
Summary: Luring him in is one thing; convincing him to stay, quite another.
Pairings: Shinichi/Kid/Ran.

Party Hookups Aren't What They Used To Be
Summary: "If I'm dragging you in a closet tonight, I gotta drag you to Kazuha first." Post-Unrepentant Kimono Porn; Hakuba and Heiji have a chance encounter. No graphic porn, but pushes the R barrier.
Pairings: Heiji/Hakuba, Heiji/Kazuha.

Party Coda
Summary: Ficlet, morning after for Heiji and Kazuha. Fluff, no porn.
Pairings: Heiji/Kazuha.

Twin Trouble
Summary: Shinichi introduces Heiji and Kaito. Twin-kink porn ensues.
Pairings: Kid/Shinichi/Heiji.


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Far-off future
Summary: Snippet for a sequel-meme. Saguru grows. Might happen like this, might be edited/expanded/deleted later, I don't know yet.
Pairings: None; ensemble cast.

This wasn't planned at ALL, and i've got several other fics that are like halfway done in this 'verse, but... i dunno. It's for joisbishmyoga, who's been writing some more of the Eiichi-kun verse, and then more of her Kaito-and-Conan sorta-islamic angel 'verse, and THEN she started in on a series of tiger-hanyou Saguru ficlets and ngh, my not-so-secret weakness.

So. Hakuba Saguru and Hattori Heiji meet again after Unrepentant Kimono Porn. And then poly juggling happens with Kazuha. (alas the R is mostly for a little bit of stuff at the end. Not for actual aerial threesomes. mea culpa.)

( If I'm dragging you in a closet tonight, I gotta drag you to Kazuha first. )

No, you're not seeing double. Okay so the fic I mentioned in the previous post? Um, two hours ago? ... yeah, well, it was already more or less written anyway. >__>;;

Word Count: around 1400. Oneshot, complete.
Rating: PG-13? Passing mentions of gruesome murder, but nothing excessively detailed.

Conan already has some kind of corpse-finding power, but when Heiji is in his orbit the corpses actively come to them.

From above.

( Witness: )