Life and Times of Teh Asuka

First things first, Crossed Wires is officially discontinued.

Sorry guys. Story died and refused to stick around à la zombie, no matter how many times I tried to raise it. That'll learn me to write when I don't have a plot in mind. What I had were a bunch of random ideas, but they never gelled together to form an overarching arc with a definite middle and end in sight, and then I lost interest. Sasubot is adorable, but. idk.

I'll still be willing to write drabbles in this 'verse for any sequel/prequel/genderbending/whatev' memes, but the main fic is officially dead.



You guys know how I get all "rar don't nag me about the next chapter of xfic!!! >E" ?

This is the official "what happened to X?" amnesty post. (please still remember the difference between "aw, i want/ed to see more of X" and "how could you not give me X!".) If the fic is abandoned or unlikely to be continued I'm even willing to spoil the hell out of the planned plot to people who request it. Eh, why not.

... Right, did I tell you guys how awesome suzukiblu is? No? i'm telling you now. She had a drabble meme (again) except this time it was something like "link me to one of your fics and i'll write a drabble for it!"

So she wrote something for the maid-chan/laundry emergency OT3 fic-thing... And then if you'll scroll down past our babble (or use the next link) you'll see she also wrote little somethings for Cyborg Sasuke (cyber penis!! XD) and Locker Room Therapy. Prrrrrrrrrrt. ♥

It's all short but it's also very love. u.u Huhuhu.

omg it's alive again. @__@ *pokes cyborgness with a stick*

In the last episode... Naruto knows the author of the terrifying Beach Murders; but rather than going to the police, or allowing Sasuke to help, he is determined to manage on his own. Sasuke is Not Happy.

Also, broccoli are disgusting.

( what was posted before )

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( new stuff! 3200 words )

Stolen from oceanica: Name any story I've written, and any character in it, canon or OC. I'll tell you three things about that character which I didn't put in the story.

NO CRACK DRABBLES ALLOWED. >:/

Also today I'm writing GW things. I decided to scrape one Wufei POV scene I wrote and rewrite it as a Heero POV thing, but my lazy heart aches at the sight of so many words being deleted and that makes my progress rather slow. XD;

Yes, you read the subject like right.

Today, for NaNo, you don't get Teamwork (i'm still thinking about how to start Naruto's part -- I already know how it ends muahahahahaha) but Crossed Wires.

The plot did a total Z-shaped swerve on me, I have NO CLUE where it's going and how the hell it's going to impact what I actually have planned.

So far I love it. *_*

Also eeeeee narusasu. ♥ *^o^*

12606 / 50000 words. 25% done!

( Crossed Wires chpt.11 : 3880 words )

OKAY I still want to force myself to write, and it's been too long since I poked at Crossed Wires, so... Give me prompts, please.

-Timestamps and characters for a "what are they doing at this date" view,
-What does the character think about x,
-old-fashioned one-to-three word prompt,
-etcetera.

I reserve the right not to write the drabble if
-the inspiration refuses to come,
-it's spoilery for the plot.

Fair warning, I didn't spend a lot of time thinking about Kakashi, Kiba isn't much more than a name, and everything Gaara-related is one big fat spoiler.

FIRST THREE FOR NOW. >O Might reopen it later if I actually manage to write them all.

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Three centuries ago, I took prompts, and then... I promptly lost all my inspiration and ended up never writing them. *loses*

But yay! Now I've written one.

Maybe in three years i'll manage to write the four left. XD;

For phoenix_melody, ( Hizashi and Hiashi's last talk in Cyborgfic. )

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD omigawd cyborg thinger.

So. Tell me if it works. What you guessed. It's meant to be confusing, but not so obscure that it makes no goddamn sense any way you twist it. Also, I'm not sure I put enough foreshadowing in the previous chapters. ~____~; Blargh. When I'm done with the fic I'll probably have to go back to the start and edit all the minor plotholes... ehh.

But anyway! this wasn't betaed, so if you spot anything that needs to be corrected plz point it out? *loves* :3

( Neji's room is white and gray and black. Mostly white. )

*flops*

-Half of the next cyborg scene thing is written but i'm not sure it works and the rest is a bit of a blank due to Kabuto being JUST THAT DAMN SNEAKY. Hnn. Come here, you pest.

-I poked at Oft Awry, the sequel to Best Laid Plans, since the previous post's meme put it back in my mind, but I have no real clue what would be funnier and a bazilion possibilities on the way to handle things to get the desired end result that look just as blah as each other. Sadness.

-Pretty sure I owe people pictures, but I don't feel like drawing either. Windy, Sol, I haven't forgotten. Anyone else? I've forgotten. *loses like a losing thing* If I promised you a pic, for any reason, please remind me. (just saying, once i'm reminded, my brain works just fine. Plz not to be inventing stuff out of thin air. XD)

-I've bitten my tongue and it hurts. T_T

-... I... I feel like GW. Except it's been so goddamn long I don't have a clue who the characters are anymore, except in the loosest, most generic sense. I can't feel them anymore. Anyone has an action-packed, very IC, non-ZOMGTHEYSOOTP fic to rec? preferably a new one, cause anything older than a year I probably will have read. (what I mean is. No "they look at each other and know it is true love" or "love each other in secret from the start". I feel kinda like gritty and rawr and stuff. ^^; )

-Yes, kylara and dogdemoninuyash, I'll write your drabbles, I just need to get an idea. If it doesn't work I'll ask you for another prompt.

BUT ANYWAY HERE COMES THE SECOND WAVE.

Give me one of my own stories, and a timestamp sometime in the future after the end of the story, or sometime in the past before the story started, and I'll write you at least a hundred words of what happened then, whether it's five minutes before the story started or ten years in the future.

Only three people this time, and in the interest of fairness, people who got a drabble yesterday cannot ask. And I really should start keeping track of who I write for to ensure that the same people don't always end up stealing the drabble openings. If you got a couple of them before, plz don't prompt me? UXD;

-m_a_foxfire: half an hour after the end of Comrades, Coming Out and Cows
-valles_uf : Teamwork!Sasuke and the OCs from Sakura's prequel.
-trishalynn: furry!Naruto the day before cyborg!Sasuke stumbled into his life.