Life and Times of Teh Asuka

This is technically fic five in Swingersverse (the one where p much all the main characters in Shinichi's age group are banging open-relationship style), but fic Four (first time Kaitou Kid/Ran) has been stuck for the better part of three fucking years and I am sick and tired of sitting on the next one in the series.

So. Here it is, and maybe the Kid/Ran one will magically unstick itself. Maybe not. Whatevs.

(In the last episode, Shinichi and Heiji double-teamed Hakuba Saguru who was in Osaka for a heist, just before the heist, only for Ran to email Shinichi a picture of her naked legs with Kid's hat on it.

What happened was that she noticed Kid thanks to his resemblance to Shinichi and chased him around across the rooftops and he was delighted by her tenacity and daredevil karateka stunts and they end up fricking somehow.)

Heads up, it's way more angsty and melodramatic than the previous fics in this series who were all fairly upbeat porn.

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Summary: It starts when Heiji and Kazuha decide that, man, they sure do love each other, but things would be great if they could also love on Shinichi and Ran, at least part-time.

Then it spreads out a bit.

This series contains porn (yaoi and het and hopefully some yuri), humor, some angst, polyamory. Also, porn. Exploration of character and pairing dynamics (read: dealing with "this is my fiancee, and this is my boyfriend" situations), because I'm a nerd that way. Friendships both old and new, because friends are awesome. And a sprinkling of porn on top. (No cheating/partner betrayal. None none none.)

Pairings:
Implicit/established: Shinichi/Ran, Heiji/Kazuha, Kazuha/Ran.
Graphic: Shinichi/Heiji, Shinichi/Heiji/Hakuba Saguru, Ran/Kuroba Kaito, Shinichi/Ran/Kaito, Shinichi/Heiji/Kaito...


Swordfight! Hur hur hur.
Summary: "It's the Kudo-Ran clause. It's not cheating if it's with either of you." Friendship. Humor. Also, some man-on-man porn.
Pairings: Heiji/Shinichi. Background established Shinichi/Ran and Heiji/Kazuha.

Unrepentant Kimono Porn
Summary: In Osaka for a heist, Hakuba finds himself in dire need of Heiji's hospitality. Damn it.
Pairings: Hattori Heiji/Hakuba Saguru/Kudo Shinichi.

Kimono Porn Fallout
Summary: Not actually porny! Saguru, morning afters and dealing with your lovers' significant other.
Pairings: Ran & Saguru, some Shinichi and Heiji.

Heist Prevention
Summary: ??? (still being written. hella stuck tho.)
Pairings: Kid/Ran.

How To Catch A Kid
Summary: Luring him in is one thing; convincing him to stay, quite another.
Pairings: Shinichi/Kid/Ran.

Party Hookups Aren't What They Used To Be
Summary: "If I'm dragging you in a closet tonight, I gotta drag you to Kazuha first." Post-Unrepentant Kimono Porn; Hakuba and Heiji have a chance encounter. No graphic porn, but pushes the R barrier.
Pairings: Heiji/Hakuba, Heiji/Kazuha.

Party Coda
Summary: Ficlet, morning after for Heiji and Kazuha. Fluff, no porn.
Pairings: Heiji/Kazuha.

Twin Trouble
Summary: Shinichi introduces Heiji and Kaito. Twin-kink porn ensues.
Pairings: Kid/Shinichi/Heiji.


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Far-off future
Summary: Snippet for a sequel-meme. Saguru grows. Might happen like this, might be edited/expanded/deleted later, I don't know yet.
Pairings: None; ensemble cast.

This wasn't planned at ALL, and i've got several other fics that are like halfway done in this 'verse, but... i dunno. It's for joisbishmyoga, who's been writing some more of the Eiichi-kun verse, and then more of her Kaito-and-Conan sorta-islamic angel 'verse, and THEN she started in on a series of tiger-hanyou Saguru ficlets and ngh, my not-so-secret weakness.

So. Hakuba Saguru and Hattori Heiji meet again after Unrepentant Kimono Porn. And then poly juggling happens with Kazuha. (alas the R is mostly for a little bit of stuff at the end. Not for actual aerial threesomes. mea culpa.)

( If I'm dragging you in a closet tonight, I gotta drag you to Kazuha first. )

joisbishmyoga wrote me a ficlet for Certain Values of Immortality! (the fic where Kid and Conan accidentally become parents. XD) Ei-chan socute.

It's here and it's adorableness, go forth and coo at! u.u

... I don't know what's going on in my brain, it's like all those stories that were languishing at 80% completion have decided together to give in and allow me to kick them out of my brain. I even wrote a little Teamwork today!

And then of course I went on to complete this Kaito/Conan baby meme sequel thing. Oh, plotbunnies, never change. >____>; Then again I don't think Teamwork is ready to come out yet, still too much confusing plot to sort out.

Certain Values of Immortality
Bedtime Stories

Pre-slash, rated PG-13. Woohoo banter.

( Kaito was poring over his third attempt at a fake birth certificate when someone knocked at the front door. )

Follows Swordfight! (hurhurhur) and Unrepentant Kimono Porn. (note, both are yaoi porn.)

I'm not Adult Contenting this one because it's mostly just random chatting. If anything needs explanations or feels too short/fast to you, please point it out, I have this niggling feeling that there's stuff in there that could flow better but I can't pinpoint it. ~___~;

( Kimono Porn Fallout (Hakuba Saguru, Ran, Shinichi&Heiji) )

Summary and characters thinger so people who don't want to read all 650+ chapters of the conan manga but still want to poke at the fic can still follow along a bit. I did this for GW and FF7 before and I have no clue how helpful it was but at least it was funny to type.

note, this is not supposed to be comprehensive and I only JUST got into this fandom -- I used to read the Conan manga when I was a teenager so I have a good grasp of the basics but as for the details, they kind of date from several centuries ago. >__>;;

So. The story.

( The stories, should I say. )

So I'm kinda sorta slowly reading my way through the HUNDRED BAZILION murder cases of the Detective Conan manga. And there's this guy Heiji, the High School Detective of the West and his RIVAL (but in a very laid back friendly way XD), and ... Conan already has some kind of corpse magnet power that makes him find a new murder every week or so, but apparently when Heiji is in his orbit the corpses actively come to them.

From above.

( Witness: )

I think I'm gonna need to write that fic.

for my lovely ~joisbishmyoga~, who had my permission to ignore the fandom restriction on the baby meme, and immediately landed me with a prompt for a fandom I barely know. Sneaky, sneaky Jo.

~1200 words, too big for the comments field. (posted a couple of other ficlets after the first big rush, but THEY fit, so they went on the meme like they ought to have. Evil Jo-prompt is evil.)

( 'I have to admit, Tantei, when I handed you the Pandora gem back I wasn't trying to trap you into making a honest man out of me.' )