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I SPAM BECAUSE I CARE. (also, puppies.)
So today my cousin's dog's puppies were eight weeks old, so we took them to the vet for health check + vaccination + cyborgization (i mean ID chipping.)
All eleven of them. Plus mom.
Basically we locked them all in the waiting room, took them out one by one, and took them back with pretty collars on, complete with ID medals. Which they immediately tried to eat off each other. And me and a friend of my cousin sat with them in the waiting room and played "oh fuck put that plant up on something before they shred all the leaves!! crap, there's a magazine underneath the wet, dirty pot! but if i move it elsehwere the puppies will -- NO YOU PUT DOWN THAT KIDDIE TOY oh hell. Well, anyone who takes their kid to the vet probably has an animal of their own who has slobbered on the kid before. Yeah."
I went on a couple of examinations/needle things and the puppies were apparently all really chill about it, no whining or struggling, just kinda "... hey, what are you doing e_ê" looks when injecting the chip. They were such GOOD puppies.
Mostly.
Except for that one single thing.
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askerian: oh god puppies everywhere
sarolynne: PUPPIES
askerian: puppy turds =_________=
askerian: kinda runny
askerian: everywhere
sarolynne: XD;
askerian: MOCK MY PAIN
sarolynne: That's normal when they're that young.
askerian: oh god why so stinky
askerian: also also ALSO
askerian: puppy: 25 cm long.
askerian: turd: 10 cm long
sarolynne: XDDDDDDD
askerian: WHERE DOES HE FIND THE SPACE TO PUT IT
sarolynne: Intestines.
askerian: >_>
askerian: seriously. the puppy is 6 kgs. the turd is 500 grams. that's one twelfth its weight. it's like me crapping a puppy!
* sizes, weights, and math are all super mega rough estimates and only matter for comparison purposes. I am ded of puppy fumes. do not ask me. (okay, no, it's like me crapping, uh, 5/8ths a puppy. let's say. idk. but yeah, i'm really overweight either way. for now. I WILL CONQUER YOU, HUGE TUMMY.the boobs can stay.)
joisbishmyoga: why are you measuring poo?
askerian: i'm not! it's just kinda shocking to see a small puppy crap something that's half its own length
askerian: it's like ... "is that a magician trick? is that a trick puppy? double bottom? where are the doves?"
All eleven of them. Plus mom.
Basically we locked them all in the waiting room, took them out one by one, and took them back with pretty collars on, complete with ID medals. Which they immediately tried to eat off each other. And me and a friend of my cousin sat with them in the waiting room and played "oh fuck put that plant up on something before they shred all the leaves!! crap, there's a magazine underneath the wet, dirty pot! but if i move it elsehwere the puppies will -- NO YOU PUT DOWN THAT KIDDIE TOY oh hell. Well, anyone who takes their kid to the vet probably has an animal of their own who has slobbered on the kid before. Yeah."
I went on a couple of examinations/needle things and the puppies were apparently all really chill about it, no whining or struggling, just kinda "... hey, what are you doing e_ê" looks when injecting the chip. They were such GOOD puppies.
Mostly.
Except for that one single thing.
askerian: oh god puppies everywheresarolynne: PUPPIESaskerian: puppy turds =_________=askerian: kinda runnyaskerian: everywheresarolynne: XD;askerian: MOCK MY PAINsarolynne: That's normal when they're that young.askerian: oh god why so stinkyaskerian: also also ALSOaskerian: puppy: 25 cm long.askerian: turd: 10 cm longsarolynne: XDDDDDDDaskerian: WHERE DOES HE FIND THE SPACE TO PUT ITsarolynne: Intestines.askerian: >_>askerian: seriously. the puppy is 6 kgs. the turd is 500 grams. that's one twelfth its weight. it's like me crapping a puppy! * sizes, weights, and math are all super mega rough estimates and only matter for comparison purposes. I am ded of puppy fumes. do not ask me. (okay, no, it's like me crapping, uh, 5/8ths a puppy. let's say. idk. but yeah, i'm really overweight either way. for now. I WILL CONQUER YOU, HUGE TUMMY.
joisbishmyoga: why are you measuring poo?askerian: i'm not! it's just kinda shocking to see a small puppy crap something that's half its own lengthaskerian: it's like ... "is that a magician trick? is that a trick puppy? double bottom? where are the doves?"