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[askerian]

sarolynne: How goes?
askerian: goodgood ... though. XD i was alone today so of course i had a moment where things creaked alarmingly
askerian: so of course that meant i had to check the whole apartment out, holding a kitchen knife.
askerian: turned out there were two windows open and the wind was getting in. -___-;;; orz
sarolynne: ....XD
askerian: did i tell you yet how i hate ground floor apartments.
askerian: because.
askerian: you know.
sarolynne: XD
sarolynne: I think you've mentioned it, yes.
askerian: it's a very shiny knife.
askerian: i felt kind of badass. XD
askerian: COME ON, TRY IT AND I'LL GET YOU LIKE I DID THAT ROAST

Comments

[mika-kun.livejournal.com]

It's nice to know I'm not the only one who does that.

[sour-idealist.livejournal.com]

What did that poor roast do?

[askerian]

It was nummy. NO PITY.

[sour-idealist.livejournal.com]

PITY THE ROAST.

[charcoalcat.livejournal.com]

Pfft, socute. XD

(Ask me some time about the sword-behind-the-refrigerator running gag at my expense.)

[askerian]

*makes note to do so* >D

[chibirisuchan.livejournal.com]

I totally hear you on the first-floor home-alone nerves. Also a single person, single story house, lived in a first floor apartment with an enormous glass patio door before that -- there's a reason I keep the fist-sized dowel rod aka junior baseball bat for spring window-opening right beside my bed instead of in the windowsill like the others. It's for thumping whoever breaks in. ...and who isn't the cat banging around chasing a moth at 3:30 AM grargh.

[askerian]

urk. unsafe unsafe unsafe. D: i'd sleep with a weapon at hand too. thankfully we have very solid metal blinds that roll down.

[rurounitriv.livejournal.com]

I think I have you beat. My sword collection is on the walls in my bedroom.

Hello Mr Robber, let me show you my sharppointystabbythings!

[midnigh-unicorn.livejournal.com]

Well my first night alone at the gas station I work at I discovered there's a ghost in the wall that only kicks when no one else is around.

Also when I'm home alone, I put things in front of the windows like squeaky dog toys and the fan and what not, hopefully to make some curious entrant trip up. I haven't had a chance to test it yet, though, so...I don't know if it works but it makes me feel better lol

[lady-aquill.livejournal.com]

.... i have a hammer under my bed (don't ask) and i can never sleep unless i've checked the doors are locked coz everyone else forgets.....>.>

[lady-aquill.livejournal.com]

>.< my mind is strange. so veryvery strange. the hammer-that-lives-under-my-bed has decided it's name is Wilfred.
....so veryvery strange >.<;;;

[sara-the-lazy.livejournal.com]

That must have been scary, but the conversation is priceless.