._.;

[askerian]

Okay, next post will have more real!content. rly. *guilts*

But, well.

"If you saw me in a police car, why would you think I got arrested?"


edit: D: how come half those answers involve some form of sexual misconduct? y'all are making me sound like a gigantic perv. I'm shocked. Shocked and appalled.




Also, sarolynne wrote a deliciously wrong/ouchies naruneji oneshot, so if that sounds interesting to you, here's a convenient link! :D

Everyone mourns differently; Neji hadn't expected to find himself mourning with Naruto's cock in his mouth. But there it was.

how can you resist that opening line, srsly.

Comments

[joisbishmyoga.livejournal.com]

Indecent posing of underage models (see also: contributing to the corruption of a minor). Also, taking advantage of the mentally ill, since said underage models can't possibly be anime characters or perform implausible feats and jutsus as they claim.

[flowerflute.livejournal.com]

Possession of illegal loli ero-doujin.

[monique-27.livejournal.com]

Accessory to extreme and unusually indecent exposure. ^.^

Naruto: B-but Asuka said-
Sakura: *thumps with arm not covering self* Sssh!
Sasuke: *playing with costume ties* Baka.
Asuka: *cat that ate the canary liek whut* m^___^m

[m-a-foxfire.livejournal.com]

One of your hired goons spilled the beans about your mafia connections.

[askerian]

... *cacklecacklecackle* oh right, forgot I had those.

[charcoalcat.livejournal.com]

Someone, somewhere, couldn't keep their fandom civil irl any better than online and you finally had to choke a bitch.

...But more likely to be wrong-place-wrong-time-itis. ♥

[kiyakotari.livejournal.com]

THIS.

[shewhoflies.livejournal.com]

Arrested? You're in protective custody. Your adoring fans were trying to mob you. ;-)

[book-people.livejournal.com]

Trespassing. Never mind that the guy who was arrested with you claims to be one of the three owners of the house. Also, next time you won't listen to your accomplice when he tells you that orange is a stealthy color, will you?

[(Anonymous)]

"edit: D: how come half those answers involve some form of sexual misconduct? y'all are making me sound like a gigantic perv. I'm shocked. Shocked and appalled."

Well, in all fairness, we just assume you write what you know.

-- Guile

[askerian]

*opens mouth*

...


*closes mouth*

... damn it. *shakes fist at*

[nekokriszty.livejournal.com]

yes, I would :D

[nekokriszty.livejournal.com]

oh, shit, I read "would" instead of "why".

Umm. Something perverted. XD

[lilai.livejournal.com]

Ahah, right ! Can't resist that opening line !

[kittychan1986.livejournal.com]

Contraband manga collection? Morality police strike again! Don't worry, we'll bail you out