random teamwork sillies + bleach

[askerian]

-A random Teamwork behind-the-scenes thing:
Kakashi and Anko, being both very fucked up, broken people with NEEDS thank you, are friends with benefits. Except they're not even really close friends, so their relationship is mostly benefits. Good! That's the best part anyway.

Alas, Gai thinks it is, or should be, an epic!!romance.

Cue Anko developing a... crush-like thing? on *Gai*. Mostly to the tune of WHAT THE FUCK AM I THINKING D: but he can match and follow her manic bursts! And he doesn't judge her. And oh god that BODY. Just. I dunno. Stuff his head in a paper bag or something. STAMINA FREAK. TAIJUTSU MASTER = AMAZING COORDINATION. the curiosity is eating her alive.

But they both can already guess that if he was told, he'd go all "while you are very charming and womanly and likely a great person very deep down, I would never betray my best friend like this sob sob how tragic."

Cue Anko suggesting a threesome.
(but sex only because relationships = hahahahaNO)

Cue Kakashi mentioning that he likes how his one remaining eye out of the original set isn't blind yet and he'd like to keep it that way. D:

Then Anko blames Kakashi's kids for the wave of threesome attempts going on in the village right now*, and then Kakashi mentions he might feel obligated to cut her off from benefits, now, hint hint. Then again, she can still go and actually, oh, ask Gai out. After a year of "I APOLOGIZE MOST SINCERELY FOR STEALING YOUR HAPPINESS, KAKASHI" he might even propose!

Anko: ... okay, fine, shut up, put down your porn and come right here.
Kakashi: u.\\ yes, yes. *winz!*
*cue benefits*

*Later*
Anko: Oh yeah -- harder -- harder -- oh GAI.
Kakashi: ... DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDX *wilts FOREVER*
Anko: >:D~~~~~


*(the only other threesome attempt so far is temari/shikamaru/ino and it doesn't end up well, so Anko might be exaggerating a bit here. XD)


Read Naruto and Bleach here! (and even One Piece if that's your cup of tea.) (ahaha naruto isn't up yeeeet aaaaa.)



askerian: bleach is up
sarolynne: Oh, Bleach. I don't know if I want you.
sarolynne: I just don't know.
askerian: it's ridiculous how long their legs are getting
askerian: mulletkiiiing
sarolynne: Pfffft.
sarolynne: Yeah, Bleach seems to be doing it's best to mimic sort of stereotypical BL art conventions.

askerian: kubo tite: hey, aizen isn't hyped up enough. i know! let's make the ... um. What else can we use who hasn't gone WOW at the size of Aizen penis yet... I KNOW! the train-thing that eats people if they come without a hell butterfly, and make it a SPECIAL monsterthing that doesn't get affected by reiatsu and is thus out of reach of, like, everyone... AND HAVE AIZEN DEFEAT IT ANYWAY."

askerian: ... i do love ichigo's dad.
askerian: countdown to him getting killed to awaken ichigo's badassery... 10... 9...
sarolynne: Yeah, something like that is probably on the way.
askerian: also, kubo is dropping hints that creepysmile guy might not be 100% evil after all!
askerian: but AIZEN IS ON TO HIM.
sarolynne: XDDDDD
sarolynne: OF COURSE HE IS.
sarolynne: Because he is AIZEN.
askerian: ...oh, a training arc.
askerian: because the inbetween time apparently is in a bubble and doesn't happen anywhere! huh.

askerian: oh man, ichigo's dad is about to teach him his ultimate technique. he's so dead.

askerian: k-keigo D:
sarolynne: ...Oh, damn. Now I'll have to read it.
askerian: he just has one panel at the end
askerian: read next week's XD
sarolynne: XDDD

sarolynne: ...A part of me wants to be interested in Gin. Like. It really does. And Ichigo papa. But. Aizen. God, you mullet wearing motherfucker.


... pfft oh saro. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥


it's crazy how much Aizen from behind reminds me of Orihime. That long flowing ginger hair as he walks to the senkaimon! GASP DID I GET THE NEXT PLOT TWIST

AIZEN IS ORIHIME

I MEAN HER SON. FROM THE FUTURE.

... it would make as much sense as everything else in recent canon. What can I say.