Life and Times of Teh Asuka

I had a v. disturbing dream today. And to think I was all "I wish i could remember my dreams" because I always, always forget them. MAYBE THERE'S A GOOD REASON. DDD: Thank you, brain, for protecting me from the rest of them.

( nnngh. ;.; )

So someone just asked me how exactly I managed to teach myself English. And I figured I was too lazy to type it again next time someone asks, and hey, maybe it would entertain people, so here's the story. XD

Hi, bluefate! ♥

( ^^ )

Sadly, there's a good half of the pictures we're not allowed to post, because they contain people with AWESOME costumes... and we didn't think to ask them if they minded ending up on internet. T_T

( The village )

( Cats! )

( and, um. me and my friends. 9_9 )

i'm at Kin's and her keyboard is HATE. it's not a french keyboard, and some letters are at the same place but not all of them and i never remember which. guhh.

anywayz! having fun so far. HAVE BOOKS. and a kitty to torture. mmmh. u.u

they're making me walk ;_;


( shouldnt have checked my mail though )

So I was silly and got an overdose of internet, resulting in my not sleeping for over thirty hours since I was glued to my chair catching up on stuff and RPing to an inch of my life.

So then I went on sleeping for over, lemme count... Yeah, that'd be about twenty hours in a row. DAMN IT THAT'S WASTING GOOD INTERNET TIME. STUPID SLEEP. no, i'm not an addict. I can stop anytime i want.


So then I find a bazilion messages in my box, about someone who copypasted crossed wires and posted it on ffnet. *siiigh* I don't know if I should laugh or be angry. I mean, dude -- "Sasuke is a robot, Naruto is a humanfox creature, and sasuke is the last of his robo kind, but he needs a new arm, what will happen?" and then my fic? ahahahaha.

I do know I want people to stop replying to her, because 1) that's attention, and this is probably what she wants, and 2) people are going to stop being repulsed by her summary if they see that she got too many reviews, and they won't read the reviews first and then they'll comment and NO NO NO THOSE REVIEWS ARE MIIIIINE. GIVE THEM TO MEEEE.

*cough* Anyway. My deepest thanks to everyone who noticed, warned me, and/or went to kick her around. But let's wait a bit now. Maybe it's because I'm not awake yet, but this is really too pitiful to need so much attention.


EDIT: fic's down, yay. Still don't know if she took it down or ffnet was strangely fast, but yay anyway.


So then my dad barges in, goes all "you stayed online all night again, didn't you >( " and I was able to be perfectly honest when I retorted "I just woke up", SO THERE. And then he counterattacks with "I'm going to buy wallpaper." HE WANTS TO REDO MY ROOM. NOOOOO. MY ROOM IS FINE AND I DONT WANT TO MOVE ALL MY PILES OF STUFF DAMN IT. I'll be bothered for days and days, have to move my furniture and computer around, and of course help putting it up, curse him! *burrows in her room and barricades the door*

Nngh. *shakes fist at new not-so-shiny day*

So yeah, in case I forgot to warn people, I'm going back to the mountains in about fourteen six hours.

For two weeks.

With no internet, no books, and no town anywhere close by. And I can't drive. And I don't make friends with random people easily at all, so I already know that i'll be lucky if I manage to talk with anyone not my family.

I'm so totally going to die. I don't wanna goooo T_T


people who follow campfuckudie, do you mind keeping links for me? Like neat Naruto-related stuff, or Firefly-Ueki-related stuff, which right now are the main casts I follow around. (only if something shiny/significant happens, i'm not asking for every single interaction XD)


... 9_9; Maybe I should pack...


... :DD anyone wanna chatter about fic-and-fandom stuff in this post? Latest episode/chapters commentary? what happened to this-or-that fic? I need my quota of fandom stuff before I go ;___;


Also: http://crazy-toffee.livejournal.com/34534.html : crack Saki-chan and Naruko ficlet-thing. I laughed. XD



EDIT: okay i'm that bored and desperate to do something creative, so!

DRABBLE CHALLENGE. Gimme a pairing-or-character and either a situation or a line to include or ... whatever, theme or something, and i'll write at least a few lines for it. Scene might be incomplete if I run out of ideas. I don't promise i'll even write it, (either i get inspired right on the spot, or I won't, ever) but I can try. Please try not to be too vague with the prompts plz. XD

for crazy_toffee: Sasuke and wet dreams
for narsksas: NaruKiba, with "Well, my fangs are SHARPER!"
for theninjakitty: Kankuro, Temari, makeup.

edit edit/ sorry people, time's up. see you in two weeks^^

am home. am tired. con was good. never want to see a pencil and watercolors again. (for at least a month) didn't buy lotsa things. sleep now.

non les filles, je me suis pas perdue dans le métro. u____u-v

This isn't shaping up to be a great day so far.


-I leave for Paris at four PM, will be up until nine PM, and I took a nap that lasted long enough to reset my day as starting at midnight. GodDAMNit.
---Would pack right now but the backpacks are in my parents' room.
---Would love to take a cold bath because omg too warm in here but water pipes = noisy and did I mention it's two AM.


-For once CFUD fails at entertaining me. Wait, no. I love the new Anko, she's awesome, and of course Lee is still squishable and Neji and Itachi ♥ and eee baby!Naruto. And I want Mal's babies, and the world needs more River-and-Del-ness. And Spike! Woohoo. But nnngh. ( cut for whining; to take with a grain of salt as I am feeling cranky and also am naught but a lowly Andience person whose opinion doesn't actually matter )

mmm, i love spending a whole afternoon (it's still daylights at eight PM, that's afternoon, right? =_= ) with kids. no, really.

especially kids I can actually spank when they're being unbearable.

especially kids whose mother never yells at me or glares because i ZOMG dared to raise my voice at her little angel for punching me (hard enough to bruise), shooting a ball at my head repeatedly, calling me fat, pinching my breasts and messing up my pictures.

mmm, I love kids.



Pr0n is needed. Of the kind with biting and claws preferably. *flops off to find violent!pr0n*

I explain myself...

Thursday I have to get up at nine AM. Sadly, these days my sleeping hours go from six AM to two PM (except when the neighbors play with thei electric saw, but I digress.)

I also am unable to go to sleep unless I lay down when I already am REALLY sleepy, which is one of the main reasons my sleeping cycles work on a 26 to 28 hour basis and not a 24 hours one. =__=;;;;; So this means going to bed earlier will be utterly useless, as I'll waste my time staring up at the ceiling and wishing I could play on the internet. Instead, I have to stay up as late as I can, and hope that by thursday, at least part of my "day" will happen from 8 to 11 AM. I've done the staying up for 24 hours or more in a go before and it doesn't mess with me that much, so it's alright.

Sadly, at the moment I cannot write, seeing as the goddamn muses are taking a vacation again (I think Naruto is getting his tummy licked. Or something. he could let me watch, bastard.) There is nothing to read. No new anime I want to see. I'm never going to hold on that long; i'll die of boredom first! ;__;

All that to say -- KEEP ME AWAKE PLZ. ;____;

-"ask any of my characters any questions and the character shall reply IC" meme is a go. (unless it's spoiler or they're an asshole, that is XD)

-You want to rant about something in our fandom, your fandom, fandom in general? Go ahead! You want me to rant about it? I can do it too. XD (though people are probably sick and tired of my bitching by now)

-Want to ask me a question? No problem. I shall not talk about my personal life any more than with vague, general comments, but anything else is fair game.

-Found an awesomely awesome new fic in Naruto, DBZ, Avatar fandoms that you think I'd like? GIMME GIMME. (don't rec your own fics plz, it's tacky. XD)

-Anything else you can think of?

KEEP ME AWAKE, PEOPLE. ;__;


edit: Oh hey, kylara gave me an idea. Gimme a character or a pairing, and I'll try to find a song that fits him/her in my MP3 collection. yay for illegal file sharing! It could be the lyrics, or just the melody -- I don't always understand the lyrics when the song's in english. ;p

( music! )

ETA: Two hours to go oh god i want to sleep, sleeeep glorious sleep. bed, love you miss you dream of you zzz...

wahh T_T people heeelp plz...

ETA bed time oh yesyesyesyesyes thank you god thank you *throws self at bed* 'nite everyone ♥