*flops*

[askerian]

mmm, i love spending a whole afternoon (it's still daylights at eight PM, that's afternoon, right? =_= ) with kids. no, really.

especially kids I can actually spank when they're being unbearable.

especially kids whose mother never yells at me or glares because i ZOMG dared to raise my voice at her little angel for punching me (hard enough to bruise), shooting a ball at my head repeatedly, calling me fat, pinching my breasts and messing up my pictures.

mmm, I love kids.



Pr0n is needed. Of the kind with biting and claws preferably. *flops off to find violent!pr0n*

Comments

[kuramasbluegurl.livejournal.com]

Kids, oh god. I know exactly how you feel.
I used to work at Disneyland. Ugh, at least you got to spank those kids. I had to smile and say welcome to disneyland and shit like that. bleh so glad I no longer work there.

[des-butterfly.livejournal.com]

Disneyland worker, I feel your pain. I work at Wonderland. The parents are usually worse then the kids though. At least I have a chance of ordering the kids around and they'll listen.

[yuenoclow.livejournal.com]

*winces* God, you poor thing. *hugs*

[spacefragments.livejournal.com]

Ooh, boy. I can relate. I have 3 younger sisters and a load of cousins under 10 years old.

I cam't stand kids. They just make me want to... augh. I'm just going to shut up and keep the kid-hate at a minimum. At least you could spank them when they were acting like hellbeasts.

[ryouseiteki.livejournal.com]

Cheer up emo kid (http://users.livejournal.com/_ryouseiteki_/11419.html#cutid1)! =D

It's a doodle for you if you're aprehensive about clicking a random link lol <3<3

[animeprincess.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, I love kids too...

especially with ketchup. *burp*

[na-no-nai.livejournal.com]

OOOH, you love kids? So you won't care if I send mine to come visit you for about a week? They really need to get out and be exposed to some culture and all that. Sure they're mildly hyperactive, and the 2 yr old sleeps sporadically, but I'm sure you'll have fun with them. ;DD


.... you're never speaking to me again, are you? XD

[complexphoenix.livejournal.com]

For the most part I like kids very much (can never resist those Cute Powers), but if they punch people, throw things at people, call them fat, pinch breasts, mess with other people's stuff without permission, and don't receive a good talking to for it... the mother didn't discipline this kid at all? If the impression of the situation I'm getting here is correct, she's a terrible mother.

"What's the matter with kids, today?!"

[monique-27.livejournal.com]

*hugs for Asuka-san* Boo to meanie kids!

I have two younger sisters, a younger brother, and a whole gaggle of younger siblings. Some times it's lots of fun...some times, not so much. *~.~* It sounds like you got the babysitting job from heck. *>.<* Sorry to hear it love.

Try to enjoy the fact that the lil evil ones you were watching were ones which you could discipline. The others...well, ignore those Demon Spawn. You are entirely too lovely for them. *loves all up on you*

Oh, I do hope you find some smexy pron...and soon!

*^.^*

Au revoir!

~ Monique ~