SPAM POST.

[askerian]

I explain myself...

Thursday I have to get up at nine AM. Sadly, these days my sleeping hours go from six AM to two PM (except when the neighbors play with thei electric saw, but I digress.)

I also am unable to go to sleep unless I lay down when I already am REALLY sleepy, which is one of the main reasons my sleeping cycles work on a 26 to 28 hour basis and not a 24 hours one. =__=;;;;; So this means going to bed earlier will be utterly useless, as I'll waste my time staring up at the ceiling and wishing I could play on the internet. Instead, I have to stay up as late as I can, and hope that by thursday, at least part of my "day" will happen from 8 to 11 AM. I've done the staying up for 24 hours or more in a go before and it doesn't mess with me that much, so it's alright.

Sadly, at the moment I cannot write, seeing as the goddamn muses are taking a vacation again (I think Naruto is getting his tummy licked. Or something. he could let me watch, bastard.) There is nothing to read. No new anime I want to see. I'm never going to hold on that long; i'll die of boredom first! ;__;

All that to say -- KEEP ME AWAKE PLZ. ;____;

-"ask any of my characters any questions and the character shall reply IC" meme is a go. (unless it's spoiler or they're an asshole, that is XD)

-You want to rant about something in our fandom, your fandom, fandom in general? Go ahead! You want me to rant about it? I can do it too. XD (though people are probably sick and tired of my bitching by now)

-Want to ask me a question? No problem. I shall not talk about my personal life any more than with vague, general comments, but anything else is fair game.

-Found an awesomely awesome new fic in Naruto, DBZ, Avatar fandoms that you think I'd like? GIMME GIMME. (don't rec your own fics plz, it's tacky. XD)

-Anything else you can think of?

KEEP ME AWAKE, PEOPLE. ;__;


edit: Oh hey, kylara gave me an idea. Gimme a character or a pairing, and I'll try to find a song that fits him/her in my MP3 collection. yay for illegal file sharing! It could be the lyrics, or just the melody -- I don't always understand the lyrics when the song's in english. ;p



Two Mix - I Don't Wanna Cry : Ino part 1
Juliette - L'Eternel Féminin: Ino part 2

Sphera - Back Off : Sasuke. (it's a girl singing, but apart from that, hahaha.)

Dire Straits - Brothers in Arms. Sasuke on Naruto and Sakura. Very soft and sad.
my quite sucky Team Seven AMV to Brothers in Arms. Some of the parts I really like, but some others drag on, or are pointless, or the transitions don't work. Also I forgot to take out the sound in one of the tidbits. XD;;;



ETA: Two hours to go oh god i want to sleep, sleeeep glorious sleep. bed, love you miss you dream of you zzz...

wahh T_T people heeelp plz...

ETA bed time oh yesyesyesyesyes thank you god thank you *throws self at bed* 'nite everyone ♥

Comments

[bubble.livejournal.com]

*pets* Poor you! Want me to send you some music? :D

[askerian]

Heh, that would be nice, but I'm already trying to cut down on the size of my music folder and my brothers are going to bed soon anyway, so no music for me ;__;

[lazynin.livejournal.com]

Ummmmm... if you'd want to chat on AIM, my name's immabehokagefoo ... I'd be on my oh-so-original name, lazynin, but it wont let me sign off >_>;;;

What else that I can think of...

Rant about Sai. His quirks, fandom quirks, place in the show--whatever. You can rant in his favor or against. Im neutral towards the guy unless penis jokes come into play, in which case I love 'im. ;D

[askerian]

Okay, but I'm probably going to be boring. XD I feel very unoriginal today. *woe*



Sai. Sai, oh god Sai. I was neutral/amused at him before, but then in one chapter he turns from an emotionless bitch into yet another of Naruto's fangirls -- without even one good Beatdown of Justice!! *feels cheated* That's poor character development here. T_T

Besides, I enjoyed pitting him in bitchfights against Sasuke, but then he started being scared of him -- blah, boring, though Sasuke's reaction could have been fun -- and then went on to fight him RIGHTEOUSLY. Blah. Even more boring and cliche and borderline OOC and blah. 'sides Naruto doesn't need no well-meaning help to bring Sasuke back except from Sakura's. è.é I want snark and snide comments and vicious attacks, I want the Sai who let Sakura fall to her death back! ;_;

(oh, and SaiSaku crackshippers: I thought no one could ping my gaydar harder than Sasuke and Haku, and a few Akatsuki. I WAS WRONG. Sai does not ping the radar so much as he makes sweet, sweet love to it. With an orchestra full of heavy divas in fur-lined corsets for mood music.)

[bloodyscary.livejournal.com]

Ah desolée, mais moi, je dois em elver a 5h demain matin, alors je vais pas rester longtemps^^

[askerian]

XD pas de problème. Dis vous avez eu mes dessins pour le zine? ~_~;;;; *nulle*

[animeprincess.livejournal.com]

i can do weird stuff. like, um. i made a bananaphone out of foam modeling compound. it's teeny, the size on my first finger with small disks for reception and talking ends...

but hilarious and dumb. whee! want a link to a picture?

[askerian]

~_________~;;; i'm not much for random as humor, rly. *petpet* thanks anyway, love ^^

[na-no-nai.livejournal.com]

Okay, I have a question for Naruto (or Kyuubi even as I'm not sure either would give me an acutal answer O.o): If you could have your bitches teammates anywhere, any which way, with any accessories, how would it be? *grins*

[askerian]

Naruto: >:DDDDDDDD I don't want ONE position, I want ALL the positions. MOUAHAHA. *stamina freak, y0*

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

... I've been watching the cutscenes to Kingdom Hearts and KH2. =D Sora is fucking adorable. And Riku needs to have his babies.

Want the place to download from?

[askerian]

been watching them too, but sure, gimme, maybe there are some I didn't see *^__^*

[shadhahvar.livejournal.com]

...I want to alleiviate your boredom but I don't have any good things to hand you to ponder over XD

It's sad. The fisrt character/pairing that came to mind was Kyuubi/femme!Shikamaru, and that's because I've been attacking crackfic of it for the last day. >__O Hi-ho Silver, away!

[askerian]

Aw, it's alright. i'm busy right now ^^

... that... might be a bit too cracky for me. XD

[soc_puppet]

*attempts* Okay, it's not exactly new, and for all I know you've already read it, but I figured there was a slim chance you hadn't, and it's Team Seven-ey, so. Teaching Skills by harukami.

Other than that, I've kinda got nothing ^^a Unless you wanna request a scribble or something.

[askerian]

yeah, i've read it. thanks anyway ;_____;

... a scribble you say? *.* *ponderyponder* What do you feel comfortable with?

[silverkiiri.livejournal.com]

I've got nothing. ;_; But I do have a question. please dun hate me.

Can you link to lyrics for the Ino part 2 song? I can't find them. I fail at teh internets.

If not, of course, it'll be ok and I'll get them another day. ^^

[askerian]

Sure ^___^ I even have a translated version XD


Dans mon sous-sol crasseux où brûlent mes fourneaux
Où les âmes damnées grillent de bas en haut
Regardez qui est là qui attise les flammes?
Régnant sur les Enfers, le Diable est une femme!

Rien d’étonnant à ça ! Des brunes jusqu’aux blondes
Par elles sont advenus tous les malheurs du monde!
Le Diable est une femme et vous vous en doutiez:
La place d’une femme n’est elle pas au foyer ?

Sur mon lit calciné
Lascive et si cruelle
Comment pour m’invoquer
Faut-il que l’on m’appelle ?
Mes diables et mes hommes
Et Dieu même en personne
Tout simplement me nomment :
«Patronne»

Depuis tant de prophètes, de savants vertueux
L’équation est logique, c’est la preuve par deux !
On l’a tant proclamé sur un ton formidable:
Le diable est une femme, les femmes c’est le diable!

Et qu’elles soient victimes ou qu’elles soient complices
De leurs mâles et fils et de leurs maléfices,
Frappez donc les premiers, talibans ordinaires
Ces démons adorés car il faut les faire taire

Sur mon lit calciné
Lascive et si cruelle
Messieurs, venez m'aider
À ôter mes dentelles
Dans vos brûlants émois
Ainsi que je l’ordonne
Allez appelez-moi
«Patronne»

Quelque soit le brigand il y a la corruptrice
Consciente du pouvoir qui dort entre ses cuisses
Qui sussurre les ordres et les avis funestes ?
Vous, mes sœurs les salopes, les putains et les pestes !

Derrière chaque type sans foi ni loi, ni âme
Si vous cherchez le diable, vous trouverez la femme
La gueuse la traîtresse la garce la sorcière
La fille de Borgia et la maman d’Hitler…

Sur mon lit calciné
Lascive et si cruelle
Je vous attends venez :
Mes belles demoiselles !
Que votre dernier mot
Que la vie abandonne
Soit dans un soubresaut :
«Patronne»

En attendant je compte vos crimes et vos bassesses
Tous vos pieux mensonges et vos histoires de fesses
J’encourage le vice, je provoque des guerres
Je dirige le monde et Dieu me laisse faire !

Parce que Dieu se fout bien de vos petits tourments
Avec ses anges blancs dans son blanc firmament
Dieu est tellement belle, c’est une femme généreuse !
Mais ne vous y fiez pas, ce n’est qu’une allumeuse !

Sur mon lit calciné
Lascive et si cruelle
Pour fêter vos péchés
Je réponds à l’appel !

Et pour me faire venir
D’une voix qui frissonne
Il suffit de redire :
«Patronne»

[kiwi-socks.livejournal.com]

Question! :D

Naruto/Kyuubi: I admit, I am as curious as Iruka: how did Kyuubi go into heat? Is he really a she? Is it some sort of weird demon-fox thing, or did Naruto know that Kyuubi got extra horny that time of year and decided to use the word 'heat'? ;.;

[askerian]

Naruto: *shrug* Not a clue. Maybe he was just getting too horny and it built up or something. Sometimes we get in synch, it's annoying. It's not really regular either, so hey. Not sure it will happen again now that i'm regularly getting some... (well a guy can hope;_;)

Kyuubi: *licking his paw* That's for me to know and for you to wonder about. >D

[des-butterfly.livejournal.com]

Hm, got a ShikaTayuya song in your archive? :D

Sidenote, I've been listening to this song off of the High Tension soundtrack for a while now called "New Born" by Muse. Seems to fit a SasuNaru relationship to a degree. Especially with lyrics like:

Link it to the world
link it to yourself
stretch it like a birth squeeze
The love for what you hide
the biterness inside
is growing like the new born
When you've seen, seen too much
and too young, young

...

Destroy the spineless
show me it's real
wasting our last chance
to come away
Just break a silence
'cause I'm drifting away
Away from you...

[askerian]

ShikaTayu? uhhhhh. *cough* *peers at suspiciously* I'll have to think about it, though probably not.

Oh hey, you're right. I still think that "I hate everything about you" is still the ultimate narusasu song, but this is a close second. XD

[cindelius.livejournal.com]

Teamwork!Kyuubi: There's an unstated assumption that your dark-haired bitch will fight and eventually give in, allowing Naruto or you yourself to dominate him. Will you ever tire of this routine? If so, what would you suggest as the next course of action to make things more interesting? If not, is there anything that you see in him that your host does not?

[askerian]

...XDDD


Kyuubi: Tire of it? Why? If I want a bitch who just rolls over, I've got the pink slut. And if the other bitch breaks, whatever.

The brat doesn't want to see that bitch craves what I do to him more than anything he could do. >D

[hiza-chan.livejournal.com]

Umm, you gonna continue that thing that you and TheNinjaKitty wrote? And uhh... your opinion of SasukexNaruto. Ooh. What is your personal definition of a threesome? cause people seem to have different views on it.

And uh... last thing I swear.

Fic recs?

[askerian]

It isn't planned, no. Maybe we'll get inspired, but at the moment, no.

My opinion of Sasuke and Naruto in a relationship in itself or opposed to NaruSasu? (and i've already ranted and ranted about that, so mor eprecise questions plz)

My definition of a threesome is three people having relationships with each other. Not obligatorily all the same depth.

I've recced the last two good fics I read; as for the others, hit the "PIMP" tag and you should get more. :p

Fic Recs (not mine, however well I wish I was this good)

[slamu.livejournal.com]

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1851974/1/
Superpowered!Angsty!Naruto travels back in time to the day he joins Team 7 to right a mistake. Crappy summery, but I think you'd like it. Former NaruxSaku, budding SasuxSaku. 33 Chapters long.


http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2340102/1/
Oneshot. Onesided NaruxHina fluff. Pretty good, but I'm biased. Well written, especially by one who doesn't write for this particular fandom often.

Re: Fic Recs (not mine, however well I wish I was this good)

[askerian]

thank you very much, but i'm not really into het, except as part of a threesome ^__^;;;

[ocean-liner.livejournal.com]

do you realize? that happiness makes you cry.
and do you realize? that everyone you know some day will die... but instead of saying all of your goodbyes, let them know you realize that life goes fast it's hard to make the good things last. Realize the sun doesn't go down, it's just an illusion caused by the world spinning round.

i love you.
you are beautiful and you are perfect. make yourself happy.
go outside. find truth. fall in love. look at the sky and taste the air.

love,
Humanity♥

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

The Evolution of Dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg&eurl=)

Shiny things make long nights and days so much easier!

[askerian]

....*dhed now yes*

Sooo

[chrismakkuh.livejournal.com]

Sooo...


Wanna play tic tac toe?

Re: Sooo

[askerian]

XD I'm not quite that bored yet. *cuddleloves* thank you ^^

[chrismakkuh.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm all outta Ideas...


But the sleep thing...

That's crazy.

So you basically gotta stay up 24 hours to sleep 8, and then repeat the cycle?!

[askerian]

no! XD I meant that usually people go to bed every day at the same hour. every 24 hours it's time for bed to them. For me it's always at least 26, so every day i go to sleep two hours later than the previous day.

[gothicstargrl.livejournal.com]

(I think Naruto is getting his tummy licked. Or something. he could let me watch, bastard.)

Ah, that reminds me of a present I nearly forgot to give you~!

[link] (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/gothicstargrl/sasunaru_seallickyum2.gif)

It's scribbly and a little small, but I hope you like it anyway. (I'm rather tempted to fix up the lines and color it. *grin*)

Also, Moon Called should arrive at my doorstep in a few hours--Amazon finally caved and decided to forget about the shipping costs. (Three cheers for customer service. XD) I'll send yours when I get to the post office next, which should be just a day or two. ♥

[askerian]

OHHHH SEXY. ♥ I love. love his face and the licking and eeeeeeee. ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

WOOHOO. book book book *squishloves you*

[frakalakalaka.livejournal.com]

All but one of these are one shots :3 Hope you enjoy.

Favourite Things (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2266319/1/) by WinterOfOurDiscontent
Short sas/nar drabble

Of Rivalry and Rules (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2463472/1/) by Wolfpilot06
Sometimes, Sasuke thinks he should be a little more wary of Naruto, a little more offended when the idiot drapes his arm around his shoulders. Somehow, though, he can't bring himself to care. Gen fic with slight hints of shonen ai, SasuNaru.

Haiku (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1466538/1/) by Suppi-chan
Three become one.

Of Mornings and Sons (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2174406/1/) by Icarusy
Because even Itachi needs to be human sometimes, and she reminds him more than he wants to be.[Two oneshotsdrabbles] Genfic Itachi and his mother


Touchy Feely (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2759168/1/) by Firefly
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs. Humor


Background Music (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2327371/1/) by Klayter McCabe
Ficlet. Prechuunin exams. Watch Shikamaru be bitter and angry, because he knows that if life was a story, he and Chouji and Ino would be nothing but expendable.

Love Under A Red Moon (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2424379/1/) by Lala to the power of 2
Sometimes happiness is as simple as sharing dinner with the one you love. Itachi x Gaara. Humor

Hollow (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2526514/1/) by link no miko
It's strange, Ino thinks almost sadly, that of them all, she'd be the one to find him first. One sided Ino/Sas[oneshot]

How & Why (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2119504/1/) by randomsomeone
A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku

Yeah this is het...but its so freaking twisted o_o

[askerian]

♥ thank you! I think I haven't read several of those... *__*

(though nope, still not reading Gaara/Sakura. XD but eeeee for narusasu and get and team seven and itachi-ness ~ *lovelove*)