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Homestuck/Naruto silly fusion/meta ideas. XD
"In which a young telekinetic brownblood with poor self control, a sheltered jadeblood with anger issues, and a grim indigoblood betrayed by his once-moirail are put on the same laughssassin training team. A comedy of errors about the brownblood’s flushed feelings for the jadeblood, the jadeblood’s flushed feelings for the indigoblood and platonic irritation for the brownblood, and the indigoblood’s platonic disdain for the both of them ensues, provoking black feelings to surge in the brownblood’s thoracic endoskeleton cage. The indigoblood eventually reciprocates, only for the brownblood to flip pale on him etcetera."
It’s Karkat’s favorite ashen soap opera.
(He uses it to beat into John’s head that ASHEN IS SO A THING THAT YOU CAN SHIP OKAY LOOK AT THEM MEDIATE THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER ahhhh babies. John keeps going ahaha but why don’t the brown one and the purple one just hatekiss already and then Karkat throws another manifesto or three on why that would be (hot, okay, but) UTTERLY disastrous because the brownblood is PALE on the indigo asshole okay but every time he tries to fix him it only pisses off the indigo more, and why it’s so tragic that the brownblood and the jadeblood both jilt each other because she wants him pale and he wants her flushed but she wants them both ashen so much more anyway oh god the silver-gray longing how can you not see this.)
(the non-official but v. pretty symbols, that I found here, are vulpecula, the fox, cepheus, the gardener-king, aquila, the eagle (there was no hawk. sad.), circinus, the drawing compass, pavo, the peacock (no boar! SO SAD.), and corvus, the crow.)
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heraldaros replied to your photo: “In which a young telekinetic brownblood with poor… This is beautiful. I think the only thing I like better than the idea of Naruto as an ashen soap opera (I can just imagine the shipping drama) is those HORNS omg Hinata how do you get through DOORS.
Askerian: answer= SHE DOESNT, SHE GOES THROUGH THE WINDOW.
Adi: Hahahahaha
Adi: I think, if this gets written, that you need to include Karkat’s ship wars against people who think they should try a reach around
Adi: Those people are clearly delusional
Askerian: oh god yes XDDDD
Askerian: Terezi thinks troll Ino and troll Sakura should be caliginous. Karkat is all AAA NO PALE. PALE.
Askerian: they’re both wrong they end up flushed. but.
Adi: Haha. Karkat is like "THERE WAS NO SUPPORT FOR THAT IN CANON"
Askerian: XDD
Adi: Terezi thinks the boys are boring except for the vendetta plot line
Askerian: yeah.
Adi: She wants Sakura to have all the concupiscent quadrants
Askerian: Karkat is a sobbing mess over the Sasuke/Itachi clusterfuck.
Adi: XDDDD
Askerian: yessss. she wants her to be red with Naruto and black with both Ino and Sasuke okay. XDD
Askerian: and pale with Hinata come on it’d work so well
Adi: Karkat has disowned her for her poor shipping choices
Askerian: yes.
Adi: Sakura needs to be ashen with Sasuke and Naruto. Needs.
Adi: Karkat will literally have a seizure if this does not happen
Askerian: Dave thinks Naruto should punch everyone in the mouth and throw Hinata across his saddle and PCHOO away.
Adi: Hahahahaha
Askerian: … not that he actually has an opinion
Adi: Of course not
Askerian: jade ships the trio as a pale threesome. Karkat is SHOCKED.
Askerian: he has to admit he’d totes read her fic if she wrote any though.
Adi: HAHAHAHAHA
Adi: XDDD
Adi: John is so. Confused.
Adi: Rose, surprisingly, agrees with Karkat on most points, but she called Sakura<3Ino
Askerian: oh god yes she totally would. and then she’d rub it in that she could ship more accurately than the shipping master
Adi: XDDDDD
Askerian: when the Sasuke/Itachi plotline concludes Karkat has to take a break to go be a blubbering mess on Gamzee’s lap.
Adi: Aaaaaaaah socute
Askerian: “OH MY GOD IT WAS PALE SERENDIPITY ALL ALONG AUUUGH HAVING TO MAKE HIS MOIRAIL HATE HIIIIM SO HE WOULD LIVE WAUUGH and and and troll Sasuke always so desperate to have Itachi in a quadrant, any quadrant, that he thought they were CALIGINOUS but they never really were, were they, oh my babies.”
Askerian: and — and now troll shu-sshasuke is-is all aloooone and he’ll never ever have a pale love like this ever again WAUUUUUGH
Gamzee: *… patpats*
Adi: Hahahahaha
Askerian: Gamzee’s favorite part is the opening and ending musics. they’re trippy. u.u
Askerian: he has no goddamn clue who is who and never remembers from one day to the next.
Adi: Gamzee is very tolerant of the between parts, though. He just spaces out. XD
Askerian: he’s kinda >o( on troll Sasuke not being a cultist though.
Adi: XD like, actively not a cultist. None of the indigos are cultists
Adi: Bit of subliminal messaging from the powers that be, there
Adi: …there is this awesome au fic in which troll Sasuke becomes a cultist and kills everyone
Askerian: XDDDDDDD
Adi: Written by an annoyed indigo back in the day. Like, pre-time skip
Askerian: pffffffffffffhahahaha
Adi: XDDD
Adi: One of the best parts= John has no idea what is going on
Askerian: he does pick up on the black tension between Sasuke and Naruto in part one but he’s BAFFLED at the pale flip
Askerian: it was JUST THAT IN-YOUR-FACE
Adi: Wait, but I thought he wanted to hate kiss him? Troll Sasuke wants to now! Why does he want to save him?
Askerian: XD
Adi: Poor John
Askerian: he’s making an effort to understand kismesissitude, and he finds one example he GETS, and then bam no it’s not
Askerian: sad.
Adi: Does Kanaya have an opinion or is she staying the hell out of this?
Adi: Sad!
Askerian: she is not sure she finds Sakura an appropriate rendition of jadebloods.
Adi: XD
Askerian: … she’s totally down with reading jade’s rainbow drinker Sakura fic, though.
Askerian: the one where she has a stable of pale and red donors. >__>
Adi: Hahaha
Askerian: but she also enjoys the ashen romance aspects
Adi: I love that team ashen is Karkat, Rose and Kanaya. XD
Askerian: heheh <3
(psst, they have a longass movie-like title instead of a shorter soap title like "thresh prince of bel-air" because "in which a telekinetic brownblood with poor etcetera" was getting so goddamn long and unwieldy on account of how long it has been around that it was in fact one of the causes of the change in traditions. You’d have to be at least Nepeta’s shade to have any chance of living long enough to catch a full run of it, they’ve had to replace the brownblood who plays Naruto twice. Yep. Part 2 Ino is played by part 1 Ino’s descendent. :X)
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Also the pale serendipity reveal was amazing, srs. You don't GET that kind of amazing pale devotion in most shows. The troll who plays Sasuke was so good at emoting caliginous, and watching him break down when he realized that Itachi had been pale as milk for him ALL ALONG
sobbing
gross sobbing :<
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I don't know how Sasuke is ever going to fill his pale quadrant ever again, and for an indigo that'll be a pretty long time. I mean Juugo's mad crush on him his adorable, and they function pretty well as emergency moirails, but it's just never going to compare. Poor Juugo. T__T
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Yeah.
and yeah, totally, he can shoosh Juugo really well! but then it's like...okay great but who's going to give HIM the paps he needs? it's so tragic.
(Karin♣Juugo♣Suigetsu y/y?)
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incestuousCLOSE KNIT at this point. XD)Seriously Sasuke needs a moirail just to thwap him over the head and tell him OKAY YOU HAVE LOST YOUR ONE TRUE PALEMATE IT IS TRAGIC BUT YOU *DID* FIND YOUR ASHMATES AND YOU STILL HAVE TWO OTHER QUADRANTS TO FIND SERENDIPITY IN. But who the heck could do that, I have no idea. Kakashi tried it back toward the end of part 1 and it rebounded off his skull with a dull thud. :/ (also why is naruto a brownblood noooooooo he'll die so much earlier than them and he and Sakura are the only conciliatory force left around Sasuke. Damn but that guy is unlucky.)
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Also nepeta and terezi are both pretty -_-; at them because GOG KARKAT, you shop EVERY team ashen. And john makes me lol so much here, epic win.
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Oh man, yeah, I could see him shipping them all ashen when really Hinata's team is not ashen at ALL! Kiba and Shino bicker a bit but they're both way more involved in their red crushes on Hinata, and since it's in different quadrants it doesn't even help fuel any black impulses they might have had. :/ And Tenten is absolutely not interested in coming between Lee and Neji, she likes watching. >__> Karkat srsly take off the gray goggles there.
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Oh man, and Neji keeps being. Like "propriety what, no, I don't need to go get a room because nothing is happening, fuck you i am an ARISTOCRAT" as lee is grinning and pinning him up against walls and tenten is just like *chinhands*. Karkat what are you smoking that is not ashen at all. And Kiba and Shino, bestest inclade pair ever? I suspect they spend like, pretty much their entire adult lives in cahoots and all the noble houses tremble. The three of them own that branch of konoha government, it's sick.
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The pics are awesome. I can't get over how sulky Troll!Sasuke looks.
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XD he's such a pouty-woe-is-me-i-hate-you-all assbutt. Oh Sasuke.
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Well, in some ways it's not too different from canon, in that you theoretically can ship pretty much any pairing you want (most've the main chars are only about 6 sweeps anyway, there's not too much settled in their quadrants yet). The cursed
babieswrigglers thing actually makes more sense, because the kids are obviously still on Alternia, so who else are you going to be able to send to train the kid besides an adult who can technically slip past the prohibition. Tsuna is still flushed for Kyouko (who is moirails with Hana, but shortly starts becoming very ambiguously close to Haru), and has no idea how he feels about Haru or her apparent flush-crush on him. Gokudera is flushed as hell for Tsuna, and black for Yamamoto, and honestly in a little platonic hate for just about everybody in the world, because that's how his issues work. Yamamoto is pretty pale for Tsuna, pretty flushed for Gokudera, and I'm pretty sure is canon-black with Squalo by TYL (...they're, like, the most adorably functional kismeses ever. It's amazing). Tsuna, for his part, is kinda pale for both Yamamoto and Gokudera (...pretty much all shonen heroes are enormous pale-sluts, though, am I right?), but frustrated enough to wind up auspistizing between them. And it pretty much sticks. And that's kind of a plot point, because the beginning of the Inheritance arc is pretty much a morality tale about the dangers of being so desperate for a moirail that you go around trusting any shmuck who drops out of the sky and seems vaguely conciliatory (Karkat argues that this helps redeem an otherwise underwhelming arc. Nobody agrees with him). Tsuna's spade quadrant is somewhat more problematic, since he has a hard time working up a proper hate for anybody who isn't a mass murderer, and then it's pretty platonic. That last part, actually, is the mistake that Byakuran made in the TYL arc, since I'm inclined to think that "Giant misguided expression of blackrom" is a more understandable motivation than "Has a God complex for no reason really". ...This does imply, of course, that technically Tsuna summoned his past self to auspistize for him. >_< He probably gets so frustrated over being seen as ashen by everybody....And meanwhile Xanxus is over here going, "I do not care about the Tenth in any way, especially not as a potential kismesis. Not at all. Watch me not caring.
Plz pay attention to me, Tsuna."I actually couldn't figure out for a while what quadrant Xanxus and Squalo were in--matesprites or kismesis or moirails or what--but then I realized that they're both the exact kind of fucked-up that would've been trying (and mostly failing) to be every quadrant to each other just so they don't have to deal with or rely on anybody else. That sorta blew up when Squalo met Yamamoto, of course...I'm guessing Xanxus sulked for a while, and then dealt with just having his right hand in one of the redder quadrants.
I'm also not sure whether Mukuro and Chrome are leaning flushed, are the best moirails ever (because, jegus, if there were ever more literal soulmates that way), or are the worst moirails ever (because, jegus, does Chrome not restrain Mukuro at all). I'm sure the fans have long arguments about it.
As for Hibari... *dies laughing* I think that there's actually a huge split in fandom, with one side decrying him as a giant black slut, and the other arguing that it's just how hard he keeps getting cockblocked in that quadrant making things seem like that--he never really could track down Mukuro for that rematch (in addition to Mukuro not really seeming to be as black back as Hibari was), Dino seems to want him in practically nay other quadrant despite Hibari's best efforts, and even that one recent fight with Xanxus got impromptu-auspistized by everyone in the vicinity just when things were taking a turn for the properly caliginous. ...And, obviously, Kusikabe seems to be tending either pale or flushed with Hibari, but we never see too much about that.
I've been going back and forth a bit on blood colors and the like--in some ways, just going with the characters' element colors (or something in that vicinity) would be thematically nice, and even work really well in some cases--being in the red/rust continuum would explain a lot of Gokudera's issues, and most of them would work okay. On the other hand, Tsuna being from a really prominent orange/brown bloodline doesn't make much sense, Reborn doesn't come off like a yellowblood at all, and while I can see Hibari as a seadweller and the assorted Mists (...man, there are kind of a lot of Mists in the series) as indigobloods, the other way around would make more sense to me. ...Hibari doesn't wear the clowngear, but he makes up for it by being all about the beating-people-to-death-on-a-whim part of things.
And that's about all I have at the moment.
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I wonder how the Jonin sensei would be interpreted in "In which a young telekinetic brownblood etc.", seeing as adult trolls are supposed to not have any contact with the wigglers?
Kiba<3
I wonder how the Jonin sensei would be interpreted in "In which a young telekinetic brownblood etc.", seeing as adult trolls are supposed to not have any contact with the wigglers?
Kiba<3<Shino all the way man. Hmm. Would the Inuzuka be incapable of having moirals, because of the thing with the dogs? Or are they brownbloods with animal affinity like Tavros?
I'm...regrettably not understanding Troll Ino's horns. xD
Also, re:Karkat needing moirail time over the Uchiha arc --->http://blu-kitsune.deviantart.com/favourites/?offset=24#/d4wde3f
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God, I love putting the quadrant lens on for stuff, SO MUCH FUN.