Life and Times of Teh Asuka

Yesterday was one of the best (worst?) storms I've seen for a while. It's common around here to have storms during the summer, so when this one started rumbling, I more or less ignored it. Made a few noises about maybe logging off, but hah. As if.

And then it exploded just overhead. D: Absolutely no lag between the light and the bang. So WHEE~ *dives for the adapter*

It fell about a dozen times in under three minutes, with deafening KRRASHs every time. If anyone could sleep through that, they're probably deaf. And then it started to rain. Yeah uh it was a little more than three drops at a time. The lampposts had died or something, so there was only the glow of the city in the background to see by... and I saw everything blurred by the rain. In minutes there were rivers in the parking lot. Usually when it starts to rain, it's a sign that the storm is finally breaking, but of course this lightning wasn't stopping for so little.

... And then it started to hail.

... Dude.

Okay, the bits were tiny, not even marble-sized, but it still made very nice clangs on everything metally or plasticcy. And since the thunder was still doing his "HEAR ME ROAR AS I FUCK SHIT UP" schtick, I didn't sleep much.

It was damn cool, though.




what was less cool was being woken up by the neighbor, once again, screaming her head off at whoever else has the misfortune of living with her, saying she'd "had enough" blahblahblah.

Two hours. She kept going for two hours. I heard no reply, and besides she didn't stop screaming and bitching long enough to let one through. GOD SHUT UP. JUST SHUT UP. I'M THE ONE WHO'S HAD ENOUGH. >O I WANT TO SLEEP, YOU GODDAMN CUNTY BITCH, NOT LISTEN TO YOU VERBALLY ABUSE YOUR FAMILY.

What's the worst is I have absolutely no idea which of the neighbors she is -- the joys of living in an apartment -- so I have no way of telling her "You know, we can hear you. GO GET SOME ANGER MANAGEMENT COURSES ALREADY."

I have no feet anymore. I have stumps. With blisters on 'em. BUT I DO NOT CARE BECAUSE I AM HOME. GLORIOUS HOME. ToT ♥~

Con was nice. I'm not into cosplay, and movie previews in tiny, otaku-filled rooms are uhhmaybei'lllookituponlinelater, but it was fun chatting with friends and new people at the stand. ^^ I was so good about not spending anything, though -- and then I was innocently walking around and OH HAY BERSERK ON SALE oh surely I'll glance at the first one quickly and then decide it's not for me.

(curse you, annwyd and dragonsquee. >O)

*pets first six volumes lovingly*

*goes and hunts the rest over the internet*

... I bought a shojo too. D: *peers at self*

Bon alors mes emails me sont encore revenus dans la gueule après trois jours, j'en ai marre.

Viny, Kin, j'ai bien recu les tickets. (kin, y a ton nom à toi dessus, ça va pas faire des embrouilles? o.o) Les sisters, mon train arrive à la gare de Lyon vendredi à 15 heures 55, ça vous va?

CONVENTION THIS WEEKEND WOOHOO.~


In other news, I have a brand-new girlcousin. ^________^ (except mom couldn't remember her name which apparently isn't too common, so I have no clue what she's called. oops. XD; )

Holy fuck.

So there I was, sketching again, lalala. And then I look up through my window augh sunlight, it burrrns, ir buuuurrrrns. Something moved! Was it a falling leaf? A cousin of the BIGGEST WASP-THING EVER who died yesterday between my windowpane and blinds in its heroic efforts to suck my blood?

Nope.

It's snowing.

We've had the shortest, wimpiest winter ever, half our ski station owners are seriously considering unemployment, people have been tentatively trying T-shirts for a couple of afternoons now -- and of course, that means that someone up there decided this meant it was the perfect moment for snow.

As in. You know. That cold, fluffy thing that's supposed to be white (or sometimes yellow.)

... Yeah.

I'm converting. It's just too WTF to be a coincidence. D:

ctulhu? is that you?

The last opus of the Chronicles of the Toothy Woes is finished. NO MORE DENTIST EVER or for a few years at least woohoo. *happydance*

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Miracle! I'm poking and adding some smut to the funny/smutty Team Seven thing I was writing for des_butterfly (still needs a title, btw.) So not only am I writing, I'm writing smut.

Of course since I'm concentrating on each line one by one, I kinda feel like I'm spending ages and ages on physical stuff and none on character development (when in the beginning of the fic it was the other way around! too much chatting and interaction, not enough hot smex.)

I don't know if I'll finish the fic today seeing as I have another dentist appointment (ahaha! take that, last wisdom tooth who decided to break and tear my cheek just this sunday, you're going DOWN, bitch!) and I'm really not sure I'll be in the mood to continue afterwards -- maybe, maybe not -- but I'll post the smut when I'm done writing for the day, so in maybe six, eight hours you'll have some pr0n.

In the meantime, I've found a little IM exchange that dates back from when I wrote the beginning... XD;;;

( silliness therein )

EDIT: BRIDE OF TOOTHY WOES~

So I'm back from dentist. OMFG the anesthesia didn't take right away so he had to do it several times and now i can't feel my eyelid or half my palate and throat. (i can feel the skin over it; it's very weird, gives me the impression that my flesh and bones have been replaced and underneath the skin is just a cold, tingly numbness. HE TURNED ME INTO A CYBORG.) And I'm twitching and fidgeting and just plain shaking. It doesn't hurt at all, and it even took less time and less effort than the last time I said goodbye to a wisdom tooth, but I was so wired I'm still quivering. I'm more stressed out than over the last one, it's kinda ridiculous. (X__è I even wanted to exercise to feel better (yes, really. D: ) but that would raise my heart rate and seeing as I've got a gaping hole in my mouth right now, I'm not allowed. Figures.

But I bought a nummy cold drink JUST FOR ME and it's so tasty mmmmm and if my brothers try to steal it I'll headbutt them with the side I don't feel right now. RARRR. >:(

... my tooth adventures are surprisingly tame this week. It was just easy stuff to give me one more week of getting used to the soreness -- which I'll admit is almost totally gone, a week later, but I'd like to get a few more days of being able to eat before plunging back in the madness of dealing with an open hole. XD The only thing of vague interest today is that I feel like suddenly I've turned into my chemistry teacher; she had a stroke at some point, and so, when she smiled, one half of her face didn't move. It looked damn weird on her and it looks damn weird on me, even though mine really is just the upper lip. Also, I keep wondering if my teeth really touch properly on that side, and I have a strong mental picture of my face with a bump like an egg on my lip, but really it looks totally normal. It just doesn't feel like it. It's an interesting experience. n__^

oh hey, I just discovered I can't flare my left nostril either. Neat.

In other news, the snow is half-melted already, but UGH, still damn cold outside. T_T

*^____^* nice weekend, had fun. Whee funny chats and writey things and yummy food and funny-crazy kitty and stuff. Also my tooth isn't hurty no more. Just a bit of soreness, but tomorrow i should be fine.

...I'm going back wednesday for the other (and last, thank god) wisdom tooth OF DOOM. D:

Oh, et les français, on a écrit à oeil du dragon un peu, et pas mal arrangé le scénario ^^ Bon, ce fic va pas vite, on sait, mais bon. XD;



oh and:

Give me one of my own stories, and a timestamp sometime in the future after the end of the story, or sometime in the past before the story started, and I'll write you at least a hundred words of what happened then, whether it's five minutes before the story started or ten years in the future.

first five people who reply you love it okay go.

-lady_zip: Teamwork!Naruto, 25 years later
-beachlass: best laid Plans!Sasuke and Naruto, two years later. ... XD;;;;
-snake_aes: furry AU ninjas, 20 years later
-kylara: cybersuke five years ago.
-dogdemoninuyash: Teamwork, 10 years later, christmassy thing -- plz change it? my muses refuse to work on it. ;_;

campfuckudie IS BACK. T__________________T oh my love I missed you so.

Now watch as the resulting orgies of glee bring it back down again. XD


In other news, after several days of wacky postal service hijincks, I HAVE A TABLET AND IT IS AWESOME WHEE WHEE WHEE *sketchy sketchy sketchy* I can't draw with it yet, but eeeeeeeee. *color color color* Sol, I lovelovelovelove you. ♥ I didn't think it would be so big! *^________^* pure awesome yes~