Well um.

[askerian]

Today, a list!

-Apparently staying up 24 hours in a row means that I get to sleep 16 hours in a row afterwards. :DDD;;;

---It also means that when I am shuffling through the apartment in the dark to GET ME SOME FOOD, the fridge has missed me so much that it goes and meets me in the middle of the hallway. *rubs nose* ;_; WTF fridge, why are you not at your place anymore. The oven is lonely without you.

-Apparently drawing an innocent kiss between two fictional 15 year old boys means I am a pedophile. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

*looks for paper to draw hardcore furry shota on* Tentacles, Y/N?

-I've been stalking my Joule page for DAYS AND DAYS, tracking the slow progress of my "friends of" list... So of course it means that after days and days of the "get two new friends, lose one" dance (;_;) I get three new friends in a row and now I've got no clue who the 500th one is. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Hi, new peoples~

BUT I CAN PARTY FOR 501 FRIENDS JUST AS WELL REALLY. I mean, dude, I still can't wrap my mind properly around what it really means. Five hundred and one. @__@ I FEEL... WATCHED.

Anyone up for a spamfest? *^____^* random fandom comments/debates/raves/rants, manga/anime and fic pimpage, BURNING QUESTIONS on anything, whatever. *does dance of yay*

Comments

[qem_chibati]

Congrats on hitting so many!

[askerian]

*dances* *^o^*

... Killua. *__*

[fujiappletan.livejournal.com]

YEAH SPAM. It goes here right?

[askerian]

Mmmh, yes -- omg your icon. *having dirty swordsex thoughts* *_*

[hitori-toshiro.livejournal.com]

Tentales yes please =D

[askerian]

*snerk* Pervert.

[joisbishmyoga.livejournal.com]

Tentacles Y Y Y!

Pedophile, wth? Somebody needs to go watch some television. Disney's heroines tend to be about sixteen when they get married; every sitcom and teen drama lets the kiddies start trying kisses around thirteen. Jerry Springer abounds with teenage parents. Drawing a NaruSasu kiss is NOTHING (except pure nummy beautifulness, of course).

[askerian]

She didn't know about the timeskip and was all OMG THEY 12. Yeah, get informed before acting like an ass. Idiot.

What gets me is that she assumes that I should react to them like they're REAL. Sorry, but when I watch Naruto and Sasuke interaction in the anime, I don't give a shit about the age tag tacked on. I look at the emotions and actions and the shiny shiny interactions. Besides, they're not typical 12 year old, so the character maturity is a lot higher -- and besides most people who draw or write them together imagine the characters at whatever age they feel they should be, not as "zomg 12 year olds so kinky".

What the hell. =__=; She should get out more, seriously.

[anterogradenova.livejournal.com]

omg, I do believe I was the 501st person to friend you. Hawt damn ;x Hihi! M name is Jaden ^_^ I've been reading your stuff for a while, and I commented on your first chuunin post. That art piece was great... screw the stupid "omg kiddy pr0n" wankers. Guh.

I read all of Crossing Wires last night and I. Fell. In. Love. You make that universe so incredibly believable @.@ and I would love for Sasuke to try out his new bits >.>

[askerian]

*dances with* ♥ hihi, new person~

Bwee! thanks ^^ i'm having a lot of fun with it. Of course it would help if I had a better idea of the plot, instead of making scene after scene of "er, and then, other stuff happened". I finally figured out the details of Naruto's past, but I have no clue how to get to reveal them XD;;; wouldn't we all. It's gonna be a while, though. alas.

[trypton88.livejournal.com]

Tentacles, yes please.
And congradulations! 501 friends is a loverly number to celebrate.

And I have nothing to spam here... Because I am lame ^_^u.
EXCEPT! is Cyberverse poking you? Because Sasubot really needs to get his boybits attached soon... -not prodding you, rly-
+J+

[askerian]

nnngh bitch answered and why are my hands shaking OH YEAH BECAUSE I WISH I COULD PUNCH HER IN THE FACE. i shall draw later yes. *grrrrnnh*

Heheh. Well, er, I have notes for the next chapter... but no inspiration to type it up with. ;__; But as for the boybits they're gonna be a while, sorry. XD Unless I find a good justification for Sasuke needing them soon. ♥

[bakkhos.livejournal.com]

Lol, I never get wanked by the pedophilia police. I think that's really funny.

Anway, just wanted to say I got a great idea for your timetravel ItaSasu fic and I can't wait to start on it. Yipeesqueeyay! I know you hate death!fic, but do you hate tragedy/angst as well?

[askerian]

;_; nofair. *sniffles*

OOOHH *scared* *but tempted!!* ... tell me more? Though maybe not here bcz spoilers... hmmm. 9.9

yeeah, the "tragedy" thing is kinda scary. XD;;; But if that's your idea, go for it!

[mitsuhachi.livejournal.com]

hehehe.... Someone dumb saw your pic. congrats. Also? Tentacles= very y.

[askerian]

It's the third person to be dumb on this pic. Usually I'm mostly left alone on DA. I DON'T GET IT.

[leiral.livejournal.com]

You said spam so here's spam/ question........

What is the most awesomeness awesome thing you ever read or heard about in your whole life that was so funny you thought you die from laughter?

[askerian]

*snerk*

er, I don't remember. I crack up and die laughing quite regularly... XD;;;

[ivyadrena.livejournal.com]

*looks for paper to draw hardcore furry shota on* Tentacles, Y/N?

Y!

[askerian]

noted! XD

... though I'll draw later hands shaking argh killkillkill.

BUT AM FINE. I just need food. yeah. food.

*peers at ninja-fridge suspiciously* >.>;

[nacchi-camui.livejournal.com]

Wah, 501 ! *_*;
....quoique non, c'est pas surprenant. Parce que c'est amplement merité ♥

[askerian]

#.___.# ♥

I CAN SPAM!!!

[na-no-nai.livejournal.com]

for a few minutes anywayz, then I gotta go bath chibis and such. :3

Re: I CAN SPAM!!!

[na-no-nai.livejournal.com]

Tentacles = yes, please! :P

[des-butterfly.livejournal.com]

Tentacles = Y.

Does this mean I can break out my NWS icons?

[askerian]

What? NWS? HOW SHOCKING. Go for it. u.u

[aconite.livejournal.com]

[askerian]

♥

eeee that's so pretty! What's the code for it? *___*

[bootoye.livejournal.com]

Oh no!!! I am too late for the SPam...oh well, then I will just give you congrats on reaching the half way mark to 1000 friends.

*soon you will pwn LJ* ^__^

[askerian]

Too late what? XD no way!! *clingloves*

bwee~ >D

[libraire.livejournal.com]

I KNOW I'M THE 501 ONE! :O Because when I friended you the count was at 500. :D

HELLO! You're from France. That is awesome. J'habite au Canada depuis 10 ans mais techniquement je suis française! Même si ça fait quelques années que j'y suis pas retourné. ;__;

You know, on the internet, everything makes you a pedophile, apparently. People are dumb, it's funnyyyy. OH, INTERNET, YOU ENDLESS SOURCE OF AMUSEMENT.

UM I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SPAM WITH. *fails*

[libraire.livejournal.com]

I DON'T THINK 'TECHNIQUEMENT' IS A FRENCH WORD.

English is killing my french. Woe.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

BNF. *cough*

[askerian]

>O

*throws minions at you*

[hakkai-duo.livejournal.com]

Ooooh I wanna ask a question. A pointless question, but oh well ^.^

hmm... Ok If you could pair up any character from Naruto with any character from hm.. A different fandom, like Gundam Wing or One Peice or somthing, what would it be?

Sorry I have been doing school work all day, my brain=DED.

[askerian]

Hehehe. it's ok^^ *pets your poor brain*

I usually don't think up crossover pairings. XD So, er, let me ponder for a while...

Heero/Sasuke would be kind of hot. *_*

[(Anonymous)]

Hey Asuka, I really love your stories and whatnot and omg the weirdest ppl *always* find you, but umm I'm pretty sure you keep up with Camp Fuck You Die right? Well I tried going there today because I've fallen waaayy behind, and the page wouldn't load, and when I tried to refresh the page, it said the account was suspened! Do you have any idea what's going on right now? Thanks a bunch for any info in advance (=

[(Anonymous)]

*suspended* whoops

[book-people.livejournal.com]

*grin* 501's cooler than 500. There are fewer place holders, which are annoying. *nods seriously*

Anyone up for a spamfest? *^____^* random fandom comments/debates/raves/rants, manga/anime and fic pimpage, BURNING QUESTIONS on anything, whatever.

I'm tempted to ask you "What is the meaning of life", but I'll refrain. ^_^

Adi

[askerian]

Yeah, you're right, it's a much cooler number. XD ♥

42, of course. u.u

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

They're watching you. All 500 of them. The other one is busy sleeping.

Spam? Uuu. I have discovered how to make soap act like napalm! :D You learn something new every day!

[askerian]

*snerk!*

ooh, do tell me more about that soap thing. >:D

[narsksas.livejournal.com]

501 = Asuka is much loved. ♥

I don't spam, and I don't really have any questions, but I do kinda want to write a random drabble from Naruto. Any pairings you would like?

[askerian]

♥♥♥♥♥

OOOH drabble!! SasuNaru/narusasu? or team Seven love of course. XDD

[ficklestripey.livejournal.com]

Congrats on the 501!

Oh, and furries... tentacles... so many possibilities....

I was wondering if you'd ever tried reading the "InoShikaCho Oneshots" by Imbrium Iridum (mpreg warning). I figured that you probably had (but if you hadn't I figured you might kill me for not sharing).

[askerian]

thank you! ^____^

Mmhhh. *__*

Yupyup, I read them. She's on my friendslist ^___^ It's always hard to tell what someone has or hasn't read. U_U;;; And since mostly I keep to recs... ehh. Thanks for telling me anyway. ^___^

[nakatani-yuushi.livejournal.com]

=) Hey there. I found you through a LJ friend's FList... and I *think* you had 498 friends when I came, but I'm not sure. xD Well, anyway, nice to meet you. I'm going to stalk you now too. xD

[askerian]

Hehehehe. Not that it really matters, but I had vague thoughts of maybe writing the 500th a drabble, but ahaha! Now my natural laziness has a ready-made excuse! EXCELLENT. >D

*stalked!!* ohnoes! D: ♥

[creepstakes.livejournal.com]

Congrats for the many many people watching you! If i were you i'd get paranoid *grin*

Your fridge misses you so much it's chasing you, ^^;; , how exactly did that happen? you got me interested now. *confuzled intrest*

[askerian]

hehe XD It's a good thing I don't have enough of a personal life to talk about it here, or else I would have to make myself a sekreet journal or something. And there would be coded messages and secret handshakes and everything. XD

*snerk* I have no clue, but my father probably moved it because the water heater was dripping or otherwise going screwey and he needed to get at it. It's on the wall above the fridge. Or maybe we're going to get a new fridge or something, but if that's the case I didn't get to hear about it. D: