O_o writing!! omgnoway.

[askerian]

Miracle! I'm poking and adding some smut to the funny/smutty Team Seven thing I was writing for des_butterfly (still needs a title, btw.) So not only am I writing, I'm writing smut.

Of course since I'm concentrating on each line one by one, I kinda feel like I'm spending ages and ages on physical stuff and none on character development (when in the beginning of the fic it was the other way around! too much chatting and interaction, not enough hot smex.)

I don't know if I'll finish the fic today seeing as I have another dentist appointment (ahaha! take that, last wisdom tooth who decided to break and tear my cheek just this sunday, you're going DOWN, bitch!) and I'm really not sure I'll be in the mood to continue afterwards -- maybe, maybe not -- but I'll post the smut when I'm done writing for the day, so in maybe six, eight hours you'll have some pr0n.

In the meantime, I've found a little IM exchange that dates back from when I wrote the beginning... XD;;;



Train of thought of the Asuka as pertaining to male anatomy-related vocabulary: "his erection" -- wait, he's not entirely erect yet and I've used the mast thing for Naruto oh hey does pocket pirate want to climb Naruto's mast okay shutting up now -- "his cock" is too rude right now -- "his penispenispenis" -- ahaha Sai get the fuck out of here.

..."manmeat" is right out.

Askerian: I feel the mad need to refer to little Naruto as pocket-ninja and little Sasuke as pocket-pirate
Askerian: it's the fault of post-timeskip Sasuke's clothes
Saro Lynne: .....
Saro Lynne: Pocket pirate.
Saro Lynne: ♥
Saro Lynne: Wow.
Askerian: and then they can DUEL. and see who's best.
Askerian: rivals, arr?
Saro Lynne: *dies in a fit of snickers*



... oh, fine, fine. u.u *throws a crumb at the ravenous masses*

"Hey, Sakura-chan. C'mon." Naruto squatted between Sasuke's feet, and grinned up at Sakura, his fist closed around the base of Sasuke's cock. "Holding him still for you and all."

She reddened. He would be at eye level for -- for -- "Voyeur."

"I'm going to kill you," Sasuke added, quite conversationally, as he scowled at the ceiling.




EDIT: BRIDE OF TOOTHY WOES~

So I'm back from dentist. OMFG the anesthesia didn't take right away so he had to do it several times and now i can't feel my eyelid or half my palate and throat. (i can feel the skin over it; it's very weird, gives me the impression that my flesh and bones have been replaced and underneath the skin is just a cold, tingly numbness. HE TURNED ME INTO A CYBORG.) And I'm twitching and fidgeting and just plain shaking. It doesn't hurt at all, and it even took less time and less effort than the last time I said goodbye to a wisdom tooth, but I was so wired I'm still quivering. I'm more stressed out than over the last one, it's kinda ridiculous. (X__è I even wanted to exercise to feel better (yes, really. D: ) but that would raise my heart rate and seeing as I've got a gaping hole in my mouth right now, I'm not allowed. Figures.

But I bought a nummy cold drink JUST FOR ME and it's so tasty mmmmm and if my brothers try to steal it I'll headbutt them with the side I don't feel right now. RARRR. >:(

Comments

[na-no-nai.livejournal.com]

Yay for teh smut!!! *makes sure your pr0n fairies are well-fed* ^_____^

*giggles* Can't wait to see more.

[askerian]

♥♥♥♥♥

Sasuke's jaws were clenched, his muscles tense under hers, as if he wanted to fling her off -- or maybe just flip them over. But she could feel Naruto's warmth against her back, and then his skin against hers, his front molded to her back, his cock nestled in the cleft of her buttocks. She moaned again, rocking back against him, and whimpered when Sasuke thrust up in response.

[na-no-nai.livejournal.com]

*__* Oh, yeah!

[neotokyo-huh.livejournal.com]

teh icon!!! hot!! i misseth teh pr0n! *lover come bk*

[beachlass.livejournal.com]

*laps up crumb happily*

[askerian]

awwsocute. *scritches*

"There's a jutsu -- for women in labor..."

Sasuke moved aside just enough to give her a puzzled look; Naruto blinked and laughed, and looked at her like he meant 'I love you'. "Getting a bit ahead of yourself here, Sakura-chan."

"Idiot! No, I meant -- meant... to stretch. The... down there." The boys stilled, stared at her. She knew her face was red all over, but she kept going anyway, even if they had no doubt understood by now. She needed to say it. "So I could... You know. ...The two of you. Together."

[na-no-nai.livejournal.com]

OMG, HELL YES!! ♥ ♥

[alexandrukas.livejournal.com]

I second that hell yes.

[anterogradenova.livejournal.com]

*ded*

[beachlass.livejournal.com]

So, I can remember when I was in my prenatal class, and the very, very uptight woman who was teaching it was talking in serious clinical language about exercises to stretch your perineum, and using fingers, and eventually the whole hand... And I was OMG! FISTING!... But... she framed it as this optional medical prep... there was no indication that it was a sexual practice. It was like she thought you had to tell people you could put fingers in there.

And your smut... omg, please, please...

[askerian]

ahahaha. XD That's a classic. ♥

*^^*

[kylara.livejournal.com]

So, that'd be like... PokeNin, and PokePai. ... >] SASUKE, I CHOOSE YOU. Thundershock, go!

Omg PokeNin and smut, you're so good to us. *__* <333

[askerian]

ahahaha omg. XD And with ChibiLee too! my brain, she is broken.

♥

"... I think I remember a medical jutsu..."

Naruto and Sasuke fell silent in the middle of a debate for or against the presence of Naruto bunshins in the bed.

"Yeah? What's it do, give people more dicks?"

Sakura cuffed Naruto lightly. "No, stupid! It's a gynecologist version of a more common jutsu, so I haven't used it much..."

"Ooh, goody, does it make boobs grow?"

This time, Sasuke and Sakura cuffed Naruto together.

[des-butterfly.livejournal.com]

Okay, I just snorted the wrong kind of coke up my nose at that. XDDDD

[scorpionocean.livejournal.com]

PORNNNNN ♥ my friendslist has dried up of porn lately.

[des-butterfly.livejournal.com]

You-You mentioned my smut fic and then you CRUELLY SWITCHED IT TO TALK ABOUT DENTISTRY?!!

DO YOU NOT REALIZE MY DOOM COMES ON FRIDAY MORNING.

*whiiiiimpers*

Actually, if you happen to finish my smut-fic before then, maybe I should keep it as a treat to read for after Friday, when I am miserable and hungry and trying to ward off dry sockets, etc.

[jaklover.livejournal.com]

Hooray for smut! ^^

Aw, well you are lucky to have freezing.

My sisters friend actually had 7 wisdom teeth removed from her mouth once at the same time! O.O

I don't know how that many teeth could fit in her mouth, but meh! xD

[askerian]

Uh, you probably mean seven teeth, not "wisdom" teeth. i'm pretty sure humans only have four of those, unless they're mutated. XDDDD

&hearts: thank you, lovely. ^^

[jaklover.livejournal.com]

You're Welcome! <3

But seriously, she had 7. SHE'S A MUTANT!!! O8>

[askerian]

...O.O I just read on wiki that it's possibe to have more than four widsom teeth, but holy fuck. seven? that's. huh. wow. You sure they didn't remove other teeth too? D;

[jaklover.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Yeah, she had 7. She actually showed me! xD

[lukita.livejournal.com]

There's pron and I'm going to comment about the dentist, I have issues. Let me guess, he shot you up at least four times? Please tell me you asked him to sew you up with the threads you don't have to go back and take out. But hey! I'm guessing you've said goodbye to all four of your wisdom teeth now.

[askerian]

♥♥♥♥♥

ahahaehehe. As far as I know, there was no sewing up. GAPING OPEN WOUND. :DDD And yes, at least four times, maybe five -- though i don't know, he did his little click-click a lot of times per shot.

What's weird is that there isn't as much of a taste of blood time time around, though i'm a little more sore than I was, I think. He did say the extraction had been easier this time than the previous, but i'm not sure if the lack of bleeding is because I'm healing faster or because I swallowed the clot or something, and since I've been reading about that dry socket thing and i'm not sure how it manifests -- does it start bleeding again, even MORE? or does it somehow not start again, with the bone bared and drying and getting infected ??? -- WORRY GOES HERE. D:

And yep, I'm wisdom-teeth free now. BOOYAH.

[lukita.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what actually happens with the dry socket because my dentist sew me up then told me not to talk for the next 24hrs and can't eat until breakfast when he pulled mine. I'm also sure he gave me the disolveable threads because he doesn't want to deal with my screeching until next year. XD All I know is that it's suppose to hurt if you have dry socket instead of being nice and healed within a week.

[askerian]

hehe.

I'm pretty sure it hurts regardless, but a whole week is a lot of time to let an infection grow. A few years ago, when my lowers two were pulled out, one of them did get infected and omgDETH. at first it was tolerable pain, but then it went on and on and on and AURGH. I really don't want to do that again. T__T

But I could eat yesterday already, just carefully. ^^;

bah, if in a week i'm still whining, we'll see. XD

[lukita.livejournal.com]

I'm very proud of the fact I probably scarred some kiddies about going to the dentist. Yep. =P Ohh... I had my right ones pulled, then my left ones pulled the following year.

*crosses fingers that it's not infected* ^_____^

[askerian]

... I lose at html. T_T