Life and Times of Teh Asuka

No, it's nothing really new. It's the ficlet I wrote for narsksas before i left on my vacation, except polished and filled out quite a bit. I wanted to write but i'm so tired i can't manage anything but stupid crack, and as for coming up with a new plot, hah. XD;

Watch me abuse my one beloved trick, again. *neighs*

( NaruKiba thinger. )


I lurves everyone who told me hello in my previous post, and hello right back and even to those who didn't, hihi peoples i'm happy to be back, but nnngh sleep deprivation hi. so um i'll reply tomorrow if i don't forget. ♥ ?

So my fish-bunnies are sort of waking up. A bit. They're more like minnows than trouts at the moment.

... u.u; I mean. I can only do drabbles. I stole the theme list from thirtyforthree, but the threesome I chose to try with is so weird that it's difficult to write them with the fluffier themes. (for the record, it's ItaSasuNeji, and i'm not claiming it at the comm because I doubt i'll ever complete the set -- and like that I can write one whenever I want and it's all good.)

... now, though, I kind of want to see if I would have better luck with other prompts. And maybe other pairings, too -- but I decided that the thirtyforthree list would be for ItaSasuNeji :p me and my weird self-challenges...

ANYWAY.

I want a list of smutty (or currly, or frankly raunchy) prompts (BY WHICH I MEAN ONE OR TWO WORDS/CONCEPTS/IDEAS, NOT WHOLE SENTENCES. Sorry for not being more precise about it.) I know there are comms for that -- thirty lemons? -- but they're not Naruto-specific, and I'd like at least a few of those. (mm, abuse of jutsu. XD) And it's not any fun to come up with your own prompts. So... If you've got suggestions (three or four words tops), plz gimme. I don't promise I'll use them, but hey. You never know. I need to go back on the lemon horse anyway. XD

/mixed metaphors. ♥



Oh and while I'm thinking about it, would anyone be interested in a Naruto-specific more-or-less smutty challenge community? I don't think we need a Naruto challenge comm for general stuff -- most challenge communities are multifandom anyway and they work well like that. But Kyuubi and seals and jutsus and things like that -- that's pretty specific. *ponderyponder*

I want to get better at iconing. Hrrm. Alas, I lack inspiration. But I'm way too lazy to join a community. XD

SO.

Team Seven iconses! Give me a theme and/or a few words to put on it (i don't animate icons so it better be a short sentence, alrite) and I shall try to make it.

Yeah, try. 'cause I suck.

Plz only two requests per person, and I might end up only doing one of them because I'm evil like that.

You don't have to use the icons you request, because it's mostly for me to get better at making them anyway. XD but if you want to use it, you have to tell me if you mind sharing it with other people or not. Else I'll put em up as up for grabs. :p

EDIT: offer's closed for now, let me try to get through the suggestions first.



cindelius drabbled for me here and like a sucky person I laughed my ass off and then promptly forgot to comment. *is bad*

( deep thoughts on Manga chapter 301 )

( deep thoughts on half of the anime episode, n°178 )

And I stopped watching here because i was starting to develop a twitch in my left eyelid. For real. (though, okay, that's probably not due to the anime only since it's been happening on and off for the last week, but hey. The sentiment still works. XD) I dunno if I like the new characters' design, but man, their village looks really pathetic. But mostly it's Naruto's lameness that's boring me. It's not even a horrid, horrid episode so far, but. Bleh. Unmotivated to make myself go throuh it right now.

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In fact I kinda want to write. But I also kinda don't know what to write. And I also kinda haven't written all the drabbles I offered last time I let people challenge me, so, I think it would not be wise of me to offer again. =_=;

... but... ;_; maybe if this time I really tried hard to keep the bunnies under 100 words? Maybe if I didn't let them run away and breed like mad and demand an actual 1000-words-at-least real story?

... yeah, I'm not convinced either, but I also have next to no impulse control. u_u;;

So. FIRST FIVE CHALLENGERS. NARUTO AND GW

-I like Naruto more. (I can try most pairings. Challenge me to write anyone/gaara or anyone/itachi at your own risk. I dare you.)

-If you're going to request a Teamwork drabble, please try to ask for anything BUT things about the baby -- unless you have a specific and original idea. i'm getting a bit burned out on "people's reaction to baby" ficlets.

-if you must challenge me on Garou, I'd prefer stuff that's NOT spoiler-inducing; I also don't like writing Quatre or Trowa or the Ozzies all that much.

-It might not be what you expected/had in mind. BWAH. i'm evil like that.

-And I'd rather have imaginative prompts plz. (though even if they ARE imaginative, I don't promise that they WILL spark off something in my head. If I can't write what you asked for, I will ask you for another prompt.)

-As my mental boner still hasn't come back and I probably cannot write anything higher than R-rated, be advised that "sex", "lemon" and "smut" are not valid answers. Neither is "pheromones".


and ze winners are...

-Edenfalling (Wufei in a Naruto/GW crossover.) x_x Talk about being careful what you wish for. I didn't mean THAT imaginative... *whimpers*
-Lazynin, Team 8 and an apple.
-...Artimusdin maybe? depends on how eden's drabble goes
-Yoshi_chan - LeeSaku (Lee caring for Sakura)
-silverkiiri, something uchihacesty~

Pic of my Gaia Online character Asher. ♥ I love that chibi style. I love it so much, I want to draw tons of funny stuff with it. T______T ♥

And, coincidence! It so happens that I've got to draw a few humoristic short comics for my fanzine. And i've got like no ideas. At all. *massive suckage*

So, um. *fidgets*

( mrr? ^______^; )

kira_kirke, do you object to your 1x5 ficlet to be made into a Garou ficlet? I'm still not sure if that will even work, I just thought of it right now, but i'm a bit stuck and maybe that way I'd get somewhere. *ponders*



... anyone else wants Garou drabbles? First three people~ and try to give me good prompts plz. XD

... "sex", "lemon" and "smut" are not valid answers. Neither is "pheromones". Sera, Jo, you cannot ask for another one. XP

Since I suck, I don't promise they'll ever get done, but there's a HeeroOkami muse staring at me from the corner with big reproachful eyes. So, yeah.

EDIT

padfut_n_prongs : Wufei, Zoo

animeprincess: Duo, Quatre and catnip

Still one free slot, people.

(maaaaybe. sgreer: Duo in the future. bbbut that would be spoilery!! I want to write that, but. *sigh* )


Edit the second: i'm lazy, so offer's closed.

So I got this review on "girls want to have fun too".

Come on "of course not silly,"Thats a bit weak.Where is the violent cursing we all know and love?

I replied something along the lines of "yes, of course naruto would swear at the girl he likes when she's obviously sensitive about it, riiiiight" and then asked if he hadn't found anything else to nitpick about. I was polite, though sarcastic. WTF, I don't like pointless reviews.

( the emails )

rrrrgh. No, seriously, who the fuck does he think he is. *hiss* "lalala i will end this argument because i'm right and you're wrong and I don't wish to listen to you~" No,i'm sorry, but no, bitch. You don't wish to continue because you're going to LOSE, and i'll keep going until you or I are DOWN. *snarls*

Yeah, in case you people couldn't tell, I hate losing an argument too, but I hate being treated like that even more. è.é


anyone wants to write me some quick Kyuubi/Sasuke smut? or Kyuu/Sasu/Saku? I need angry, hawt buttsecks. é.è

OKAY.

Les francophones, kineko et moi avont posté le second chapitre de L'Oeil du Dragon sur ffnet. On a fini d'écrire le cinquième -- on les garde avec autant d'avance parce que c'est rare qu'on arrive à se retrouver assez longtemps pour en pondre plus. =__=;

rianax wrote me a lovely angsty Saki drabble. aww. ;_;

Did I ever pimp the final part of chibirisuchan's Teamwork fan-fanfic? Because if I hadn't, here it is. Tell her it's sexy. (because god it is. her kyuubi's better than mine. *sulks*)

I KNOW I forgot to pimp even more cool stuff. rargh. i suuuuck.

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No, my mental boner still isn't quite back. The uchihacest drabble wasn't smut so much as cliché angst/prelude to rape that I chickened out on and faded to black, the Team 7 blanket fic has veered into angsty -- goddamn it sasuke, shut up and spread em -- and the last two are still staring me in the eye, not telling me a damn thing. I WILL BEAT THEM ALL.

... when I can Feel The Smut again. T_T

So instead of writing my own smut... I'm following a very alluring suggestion.

( Will you answer my request for drabbles? )

EDIT: I sleep now. But feel free to keep on spoiling me, people! *rolls in fic-presents*

So I promised joosetta a Kakashi and Itachi during their ANBU days fic and I really want to write it right -- also, I really REALLY want a good idea of the timeline in general, which is why Sasuke was added on. SO.

According to narutofan.com, at the start of the series, kakashi is 27, Itachi 17 and Sasuke 12. We'll take these baselines -- so this means Kakashi is 10 years older than Itachi who is 5 years older than Sasuke, give or take a few months.

I don't know if my numbers are correct and I don't know where to find references, so if you know an age I'm missing or have an idea of the chapter in which I can find that info, please tell me.

-Kakashi is born- no Itachi yet- no sasuke yet
-Kakashi(6?)Genin- No Itachi yet- no Sasuke yet
-Kakashi(10)- Itachi is born- No Sasuke yet-
(...)

-Kakashi (13?) Jounin (Obito dies)- Itachi(3?)- No Sasuke yet-
-Kakashi(15)- Itachi(5)- Sasuke is born- YAY KYUUBI.
-Kakashi(18?)- Itachi(8) Sharingan? - Sasuke (3)
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-Kakashi(?)ANBU- Itachi(?) - Sasuke(?)-
(...)

-Kakashi(?)- Itachi(? but less than 13)Jounin-ANBU- Sasuke(?)-
(...)

-Kakashi(23)?- Itachi(13)Uchiha Massacre- Sasuke(8)-
(...)
-Kakashi(27)- Itachi(17)- Sasuke(12)- Beginning of the series
-Kakashi(28)- Itachi(18)- Sasuke(13 or almost)- TIMESKIP.


I need to know:

-How old was Itachi when he first activated his sharingan? when he became a genin? when he because a jounin? when he entered ANBU? If you don't have numbers -- well he was supposedly even younger than Kakashi when he did all that, so if it doesn't contradict canon I can extrapolate.

-How old was Kakashi when he became ANBU? presumably after Obito's death -- how old was he when his dad died? when Obito died? 13? so he'd have been 13 or 14 or later when he made ANBU. When did he stop? MYSTERY. So long as he's ANBU while Itachi is, no problem.


Random idea:If Sasuke was a few months old when Kyuubi attacked, and if I don't remember wrong about Itachi getting his sharingan at 6, Itachi might have developped his sharingan in response to the trauma of the Kyuubi attack. Interesting idea, to check and possibly explore. aw, no, he was apparently 8. damn.

Also, were there other conflicts in progress during these years? I seem to remember something regarding tension between the Hyuugas and a rival Kage, but I'm hazy on the details.


EDIT: Thanks everyone!! That was really informative. I now have several sources, all geekier than the previous one, huhuhuhu. *captures bunnies and cages them* <3<3<3<3

yay, one drabble down!! only... six left. ._.

jedera/_icallshotgun_: neji and naruto, wardrobe malfunction.

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