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Pic of my Gaia Online character Asher. ♥ I love that chibi style. I love it so much, I want to draw tons of funny stuff with it. T______T ♥

And, coincidence! It so happens that I've got to draw a few humoristic short comics for my fanzine. And i've got like no ideas. At all. *massive suckage*

So, um. *fidgets*

I can draw Naruto and Gundam Wing, Fullmetal Alchemist maybe? (never tried), mayyyybe Harry Potter... ~~Dragon Ball Z? XD~~

If anyone has an idea (that can be done in a page or two, maybe three, and provided I can draw it), I'll love you forever, and yes you will be credited for the idea. 'cause I suck. I really suck.

It needs to be funny (we don't do romance without humor, and we definitely don't do angst, unless it's wangst and someone else is mocking it), and I'm not that good at detailed backgrounds, and it can't be a private joke 'cause we're going to sell it to total strangers. (it also needs to be translatable to french, sadly, since the fanzine is printed in french. 'course i'll probably translate some of it back to english once we're done selling the 'zine and post it online.) Oh and one or two jokes based on most recent scanlations is okay, but we're just barely getting started on the Sasuke in a barrel arc in here, so preferably not too much. I'm not sure how far we got with the FMA manga...

I'd like to pay you for the ideas, but I'm not even getting paid myself. We're a non-profit association and all funds go back into printing the 'zine and paying for a dealer's table at conventions. It's all purely for fun.

So... yeah. *begs* ;__; Don't feel like you have to have an idea right now, the offer's probably going to be open for a few weeks. ^___^;

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... what about Sasuke in a Barrel, and Naruto sees/helps him bust out and is all happy, then Sasuke immediately becomes Super Emo/More Special Than You, and Naruto stuffs him back in the barrel again?

Bonus points for Curse Seal Level Two, a purple buttbow, and/or lipstick. XD!

Also, chibits orders in the shop. ♥

...oh, I'd pay to see an Asuka shortcomic like that. *laughing hysterically and it hasn't even been drawn*

.....*ponders* hmm, by the time the convention opens, that manga will be out... muahahaha. XD I shall try. *snerk* thank you, love. *petpetsquish*

Err... What about Gundam Seed? Cause I do have an idea, but it's a crossover joke based on Seed.

I don't know much about Gundam Seed, sadly ;_; (though. hmm. Our readers might, since it was dubbed in french not too long ago... *ponders*) Gimme plz? *^^*

Wufei stealing the Justice Gundam and claiming that he 'found Justice'. It's kinda short since it's a drunk induced bunny. XD

heh ^^;;; I'm really not sure i can draw a gundam, especially as a chibi. besides people would have to be able to identify said gundam at a glance or they wouldn't get it. *sigh* ;_;

^_^ i made myself giggle. We always see Jiraya peeking through a fence, yes? wellll.

Naruto comes up, looks at Jiraya intently watching. Naruto peeks over the fence.

Massive sweatdropping as it's an old woman beating the dust out of her laundry/futon. ^.^

hmmmmmmm. Shall have to think on that. though why would jiraiya spy on an old woman? ^^;

o_o reminds him of spanking fetish? Or it could just be Tsunade or what's her name with the huge rack.

....wouah, aucune idée XD

Sasuke rencontre Sai et lui fait sa fête ? >_> dans le genre, "non mais serieux, tu crois que t'es aussi cool que moi ?" *stab stab stab* ...^^;;; c'est tout ce que j'ai en tête, heh.

U.U on essaye d'éviter de se servir trop des chapitres qui sont sortis qu'en scanlations. Sinon personne comprend. (quoique ca m'empêchera pas de faire un petit une-page sur "Sai: le Sasuke lite". :p)

what about duo petting eiher heero or wufei in there animal forms and them liking, then realize they're liking it, then getting embarrassed (or reacting in a more ic way)?

*runs away before she can get beat for bringing up a certain werewolf fic*

ps: i love your chubby gaia chibi <3

~_~ no private jokes means no stuff from fanfics. It's not as if everyone had read my fic, and even if they did it's so old, who would even remember what the animals mean?

thanks ^^

^_^; it was worth a try? *offers you cookies to appologize*

np ^_^ <3

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ohh YEAH. gimme baby.

My sense of humor is probably way too strange for something like this, but I'll try to help. *thinks*

...Bah, I'm gonna cheat and give you a drabble I wrote a while ago but never did anything with it. XD You can use it if you want, and if you need me to I can rewrite it script-style so it can translate it into a comic a little easier. :3
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As clouds slowly dissipated from around the newly Sexy-no-Jutsu'ed Naruto, he noticed something strange.

Nothing was happening. No nosebleeds, no fainting, just blank staring and rather confused blinking.

"...How come it didn't work!?" he yowled, looking down. Large breasts, perfectly rounded hips--he even made the body appear, err, shaved in certain places. Who could resist a girl like this?

His opponent blinked once more, sighed a bit, and then chuckled. "Naruto-kun?"

Naruto looked up. "Yeah, snake-bastard?"

Orochimaru tried--and failed miserably--to contain his amused smile. "I have absolutely no attraction to women."

"...I kinda just noticed that."

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It made sense at the time. XD;;;

....ohhhyeah. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD there's so much to do with orochimaru and the sexy no jutsu.

... betcha he'd be all over the uke-sasuke no jutsu. XD or the shota-no-jutsu. ohyeah. XD ♥

...You are like Miracle-Gro for my artbunnies. XD;;; Uke!Sasuke no Jutsu~

[link] (http://scenefromhere.com/starchan/uploads/team7oiroke_chibicomic2.gif)

Paint Shop Pro ate my good lineart. ;-; It looked so much better before I saved over it. *angsts*

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

*snerk* ahahaha. ♥

You win at life. <3
*loves on you*

Kyah! Asher belly! *wuzzles it* X3

Oh and...thought for that comicthing. Kakashi sends Naruto on a top-secret mission to retrieve a "mysterious" bag of something....which basically turns out to be a panty raid.

..........this is what you get from a girl with a 101F fever at 430am. -.-;;;;

There is once thing that I have wanted to see for along time: How, would it go, if Voldemort and Orochimaru were to meet.

Then this just popped into my head for a Naruto, Harry Potter, and Gundam Wing...The meeting of The Twins, Naruto, and Duo.

There can only be one Master Prankster, who will come out on top? Or will they band together? Either way, may the Lord have mercy upon their commrades and the innocent bystanders, for all hell is going to brake loose.

I am very tried right now. Me and my friends went to the club last night to celebrate Toni's 17th birthday. We got there at 11pm...we left at 4am. We were going to stay longer but we had to catch the bus home. In addition, my internal alram clock will not let me sleep past 10am.

Lastly, the ItaSasuNaru poem/epic that I am writing is going to take a while to finsh. All my free time just packed up and left and I do not know when it is going to come back. And I think my insperation ran off with it. So, I will get it to you whenever I can.

... heh. The voldie/oro thing has possibilities. *ponderyponder* the rest is more of a fanfic than fancomic.

it's alright if you take your time ;_; *petpet* don't worry about it.

Maybe 'a prettier than you' joke with the Sexy no Jutsu.

A Bruce Lee parody of Enter the dragon and you get Gai's turtle instead.

Gai dressed up a la Saturday Night Fever.

Tenten has a crush on Neji--- but really wants to play with his hair.

Neji, the eighth bird, and why you should remember that 'a bird in the hand will probably shit on your wrist.'

Mikoto's secret-- dressing up Itachi and Sasuke as girls when they were small. Explains the lipstick and nailpolish.

Kisame and Nemo.

A Kisame, kisama joke; are you doing puns?

Ino pulling a mind switch jutsu on Sasuke then doing a strip dance for herself in a mirror.

Shino finding a rare bug and Kiba steps on it accidentally, chase scene with peeved Shino.

Hinata being cute and wanting to learn medicine, then Tsunade cries 'kawaii' and smothers Hinata with her breasts.

Naruto does Team 7's clothes and Sakura's red dress turns Sasuke's shorts pink.

I have no idea if any of these will be useful, but I hope they will.

Mikoto's secret-- dressing up Itachi and Sasuke as girls when they were small. Explains the lipstick and nailpolish.

Ino pulling a mind switch jutsu on Sasuke then doing a strip dance for herself in a mirror.

Naruto does Team 7's clothes and Sakura's red dress turns Sasuke's shorts pink.

You Win at Life.

Thanks... thought up another one.

Kisame, Iruka. Love at first sight or at least first meal.

Orochi-kun dressing up Sasuke as a maiko (lil geisha girl), explains the white make-up.

Orochimaru as the lost KISS band member from 1975.

Cont. from the laundry mess, Naruto shrinks all of Team's 7, clothes-- Sasuke's shirt actually fits, Kakashi is wearing capris, Naruto can't fit into his jacket, and Sakura's zipper keeps unzipping itself.

Shikamaru uses his shadow skills to make a conga line with the Sound Four.

Cosplay: Card Captor Sakura. Magical wands can be used to choke people.

Jiraiya's Super Secret Jutsu: Strip no Jutsu.

Ah! Cuuuuute. ^__^

Ah, I remember Gaia. Twas loads of mind-numbing fun. Abandoned it for LJ, though. XD

I have absolutely no creativity to speak of. Can't help you with the comic ideas. :/

The Akatsuki Trap for Jinchuuriki: a box propped up on a stick with a bowl of ramen under it. Could also be a Hyuuga Trap for Blonds.

Sarutobi keeps something funny on his head under his hat. Maybe a squirrel or an Icha Icha book or a package of botan rice candy.

Ino and Sakura set up a Bent-Tree Trap for Sasuke, and bait it with a tied-up Naruto.

Somebody gets a glimpse of Orochimaru from behind going into the onsen, and tries to sneak a peek, believing Snakelicious to be a woman.

Tayuya, Temari, and Ino bitchfight over Shikamaru. When we pan over to see the prize of this contest, he's dozing with his head on Chouji's chest.

Kakashi, claiming it's an exercise in beguilement techniques, organizes the first Konohagakure Wet T-Shirt contest. Due to a dismissive comment by somebody, Naruto enters.

The real reason Kabuto is a spy for Sound -- Iruka pranked him one too many times when they were younger.

Kiba gives Hinata... something (I'm not sure what would work best here). Hinata, not realizing its significance, gives it to Naruto. Naruto gives it to Sakura. Sakura gives it to Sasuke. Sasuke takes it to the cemetery and leaves it by his parents' graves. Kiba's sister's dog, running around loose, picks it up and brings it home to his mistress, who holds it up in full view of Kiba.

One of the other chuunin or jounin running about gets a crush on Tsunade when she arrives, and leaves her a secret-admirer present. Tsunade checks/has it checked for poison, gas, explosives, sharp thingies, etc.

Temari or Kankurou reading a parenting magazine and noting things to try with Gaara. Every so often, they can write something down, and then stop and realize the probable result.

Kakashi's dog develops a sudden mad passionate love for Shizune's pig, and attempts to consummate said relationship.

Naruto gets paid and decides to treat all the beasts he has a contract with to ramen.

Didn't someone else have a joke about Shino flipping his coat open and trying to sell somebody knockoff wristwatches? Who was that?

Neji is sitting quietly by the women's bathhouses, perhaps waiting for Tenten or Hinata in order to talk with them or something. Some others of the Rookie Nine see him and start speculating, one person saying that he's probably using the Byakugan to peek on the women inside. A horde of angry women overhear and initiate chase, brandishing ninja weapons of pain and jostling their towels loose with every step. Actual village perverts may or may not come out to watch Neji running for his life from fired-up kunoichi.

The retrieve-Sasuke team decides to retrieve Sasuke by digging a Cunning Trap, namely a Very Deep Pit. Sasuke will be walking along, looking at the sky to see whether it will rain (or whether it will clear up), and thus won't see the Trap until he's halfway down -- at which point they can all dogpile him before he jumps back out again.
("Where will we dig the Very Deep Pit?"
"Somewhere where Sasuke is, just before he falls into it, about half a metre farther on.") -- apologies to A. A. Milne

I more picture Akatsuki being a group that rips people off by selling fakey watches. I mean, what else would those coats be for? And they are extremely evil and shifty.

Itachi: Wanna buy a...*Flips open coat* watch?

th akatsuki trap idea is AWESOME. XD Orochimaru mistaken for a woman from the back -- hehehe. The others might be harder to draw, but they're still very funny to imagine. thank you very much ^______^

Women vs. Men vs. Guys (http://sokkvabekk.150m.com/sophonisba/guys.html).

At the final battle, Dorothy puts on the headset, concentrates... and the mobile dolls begin doing chorus-line dance numbers.

Meilan's ghost decides that her husband needs to remarry in order for her to rest. With the aid of Vice Foreign Minister Darlian and/or Marshal Noventa, she goes headhunting candidates.

Relena the doujinshika. Possibly she asks some of the other characters to pose for her.

The beginnings of a romantic encounter with Zechs (and anyone else)... and his hair gets caught under someone or their hand/elbow/whatnot.

We have secretly switched Commander Lady Anne's glasses for Ray-Ban sunglasses. Let's see if she notices. (Any third personality that fits with opaque sunglasses would work here.)

In order to better facilitate anyone who wants to get some Hiiro lovin', Relena has drawn up a chart with names, times, and where the romantic/lustful encounters will begin. Be creative.

Zechs and the Mad 5 arguing over one of the shows in the Universal Century timeline. Bonus if Zechs is in costume. Extra bonus if the rest are, whether UC or some other Gundam alternaverse or some other fandom entirely. (Mega-bonus if J is dressed as Domon Kasshu or Rain Mikamura.)

The women of Gundam Wing meet to discuss how they can get more exposure. Reasonable solutions (commercials, posters, letters to the editor, persistent commenting on bulletin boards, etc.) are suggested; somebody comes up with "open a soft-porn webcam site."

Noin waylays Trowa and shoves him up against the wall, ready to chew him out for insensitivity because she heard he called Quatre "mon petit." Trowa is absolutely confused; the closest thing he can think of is that he called Marimeia "ma petite" yesterday. (It can end there, or the conversation can continue "So. As long as we're here, you wanna make out?" "...sure.")

If the random "koi" misusage is as common in French fandom as it is in English, draw something with characters turning into carp.

In space, where there is little to no weight, somebody on Peacemillion picks Hiiro up and uses his head as a scrubbing brush for the ceiling corners.

Just as a one-shot visual gag, draw all the main ladies in their male counterparts' outfits and vice versa.

Relena's political campaign:
To gain more votes among old men, she wears a demure frock and pours tea for them.
To gain more votes among middle-aged men, she wears midriff-baring shirt and cutoff shorts and helps Hilde and Duo (both in similar outfits) change an engine in front of them.
To gain more votes among young men, she makes out with Dorothy and Noin in front of them.
To gain more votes among women, she orders her ex-Gundam-pilot bodyguards to make out with each other in front of them. And takes pictures.

Trowa has an idea in his teeth. Everyone else, for one reason or another, is trying to get him to shut up.

Wufei challenges Treize to a rematch -- but this time, rather than swords, they shall duel by air hockey. Or possibly bonsai.

*snerk* Those are cute, though they're going to be harder to put in drawings. Also, maybe I should have mentioned that we're a yaoi zine u___u;;; We mostly concentrate on the male leads. Thank you very much for the suggestions anyway ^__^

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