(naruto) weird Ita/Sasu/Neji drabble thing

[askerian]

... I... don't know either. I just. There was this theme. "Babies." And there was my crazy cracky WTF pretty!trio. And. yeah.

I really don't know.

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There will be no more Uchiha babies, ever. Sasuke has resigned himself to that. He is fine with the Sharingan being no one's but his own, once two of the people who have shaped his life pass on. He is not interested in a brand-new family; they would not grow into people he used to know.

He knew that, but it has taken him a while to understand. The mourning stages are a funny thing.



There will be no more Uchiha babies, ever. Itachi is the judge and jury; he does not wish to lose his objectivity with a family. As for accidents, Itachi doesn't feel desire for anyone but people he can see pieces of himself in; and competent, highly focused, highly lethal ninjas are rarely interested in carrying to term a missing-nin's child.

Even if Itachi wasn't more interested in fighting them than fucking them. Even if he didn't end up killing most of his rare bedmates anyway.



There will be no more Uchiha babies, ever. Neji isn't really equipped for that anyway; though the reason why Itachi didn't kill him has less to do with that little perk than with the way Neji tried, and almost succeeded, to kill him in the afterglow.


There will be no more Uchiha babies, ever. And it aches, but it's better for everyone. Neji watches Sasuke as Sasuke watches Hinata's child, all dark hair and pale skin and wriggly limbs and simple joy and total trust. There will be no Branch Hyuugas from Neji, ever, either.


There will be no more Uchiha babies, ever. No more squeals and no more total trust and no more innocence, no more bright futures and endless hopes. It doesn't stop Sasuke from wishing Itachi would give them back to him.

Comments

[des-butterfly.livejournal.com]

Oh man, awesome. Sasuke's pain, Itachi's indifference, Neji's quiet resolve. Only you can make a crack threesome stay so much in character, really.

I loved it. ^^

[inane-romance.livejournal.com]

Daaaw, that was sad, but not. How, I don't know. Maybe you're just cool like that. -sleepeh- Mmmmm, cracky pretty!trio is hawt. =D

[montypythonoide.livejournal.com]

Noooo, they have to procreate! If not because of the Sharingan, then because of their preternatural prettiness.
*muses* Perhaps they can clone children out of a lock of their hair, like in Bleach (?)

[na-no-nai.livejournal.com]

I like it, especially the way you get the perspective from each of them. ^__^ The ending's so sad, though. ;__;

[rurounitriv.livejournal.com]

Angsty crackness with a side helping of ouch, I like.

[ryouseiteki.livejournal.com]

*weeps* TT_____TT
Just, wow. So saaaaad with Sasuke watching other's kids and wishing, just wishing that he can go back to a time when all he had to worry about was his fathers praise, what mother's cooking for dinner, and when his brother'll spend time with him. ;_;
And Neji with his vows never to put another into the horrible life of a Branch Hyuuga can never explore the joys that he sees his cousin revel in with her own child.
And Itachi, well. Okay, not Itachi. xD

Still, I go awwwwe and waaaaaaah whilst reading this drabble. Just like you to put so much emotion, half-hidden motives, and plain IC-ness into so few words. *wibbles*

I loves yew asuka <3 *rolls on*

[complexphoenix.livejournal.com]

That's so pretty and sad and angsty. Did Itachi castrate Sasuke? It sounds like he did.

[questofdreams.livejournal.com]

awww...that was almost sweet. XD Almost b/c I had to snort a little at Neji trying to kill Itachi after sex.

I almost forgot that Neji's got his own issues with procreation and the branch family o_o bugger.

Your crack doesn't burn...it sizzles. HEHE

[askerian]

XD wtf what? No! he doesn't want children because what he really wanted when he said he wanted to rebuild the Uchiha was to have the family he lost back, and that's just not possible. XDDDDDDD man, that's one interpretation I wasn't intending. *snerk*