(naruto) manga and anime babble / other stuff

[askerian]

ARGH SASUKE DAMNIT WALK INTO THE LIGHT. THE LIIIGHT.

Or, if you're afraid you'll melt, at least get a little closer to a goddamn candle. UAUURGH.

... he seems to be wearing a kimono top of some sort... with an uchiha-like collar. Except even bigger. Uh-huh. damnit I want to see more.

... also ahahahahaha. Sasuke tops Sai so bad. mmmmmmm. ♥




Beginning: sufficiently dramatic, with a pink shooting star exploding over a forest. In the morning, there is a suspiciously glowing stone in the crater.


Title: "encounter with a boy named Star".

...I've got a bad feeling suddenly.


Cut to Konoha through clouds -- kinda neat, might keep for AMV.

Cut to Tsunade and a messenger pigeon with a star-engraved ring on its leg. ... don't they use hawks for messages?

The pigeon likes Tsunade's head. Uh huh.

HIDDEN STAR VILLAGE WHAT.


... AWWWW Naruto and Sakura are on a date! Okay they're only having tea together. (oh, god. Art. UGLY. Sakura looks like A MAN. Shoulderrrsss nooooo.)

Apparently the star falling happened 200 years ago, and then the Star village was created (laaaaame). The stone has an effect on chakra and "mysterious powers". AND IT'S PINK, DID I MENTION IT'S PINK. MARY-SUE, WE'RE ONTO YOU.


... And Naruto, in a fit of unprecedented filler-induced stupid, decides to invite himself to the mission. As in, he joins Neji, Tenten and Lee as they're already almost arrived. (Gai? Who's that? Genin on a mission need no stinkin teacher) Oh and he also decides to run on ahead when Neji just warned his team that they'd approach cautiously, the area around the village being dangerous. Mmmh, I'm gonna like this episode, I can feel it already and we're only six minutes in.


... oookay. Cut to Tsunade and Shizune.

Shizune: *understandably alarmed that Naruto decided to join a mission with no warning.*
Tsunade: *eating* oh yeah, I added him to the mission. They had good results with (the ghost-arc) and the village will be quiet now.
So at least it means Naruto didn't leave totally randomly, at least -- but she 1) didn't warn anyone else that she was tacking Naruto onto that mission and 2) did it FOR PEACE AND QUIET. It must be the pigeon, which by the way is still nesting on her head. The beast must have brain-melting powers.

Shizune then questions her on the wisdom of the decision. Tsunade goes chibi and randomly chokes with a phallic-looking bit of cake-thing. Uh-huh. Yeah, I'm wtfing too.


Cut to... Star Genins apparently. Wow, this is the first time in Naruto that I actually get which ones are girls and which ones are boys wrong. Good thing the voices are good clues.

Then Naruto tries to climb down a cliff into suspiciously green mist stuff (there are skeletons at the bottom, mmmh, so bright.) Then a guy (?) with a gas mask throws arrows at him, and then they start to fight. The guy has kyuubi-like (in that it can be made solid enough to stop and grab (?) stuff) pink chakra.


And I stopped watching here because i was starting to develop a twitch in my left eyelid. For real. (though, okay, that's probably not due to the anime only since it's been happening on and off for the last week, but hey. The sentiment still works. XD) I dunno if I like the new characters' design, but man, their village looks really pathetic. But mostly it's Naruto's lameness that's boring me. It's not even a horrid, horrid episode so far, but. Bleh. Unmotivated to make myself go throuh it right now.

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In fact I kinda want to write. But I also kinda don't know what to write. And I also kinda haven't written all the drabbles I offered last time I let people challenge me, so, I think it would not be wise of me to offer again. =_=;

... but... ;_; maybe if this time I really tried hard to keep the bunnies under 100 words? Maybe if I didn't let them run away and breed like mad and demand an actual 1000-words-at-least real story?

... yeah, I'm not convinced either, but I also have next to no impulse control. u_u;;

So. FIRST FIVE CHALLENGERS. NARUTO AND GW

-I like Naruto more. (I can try most pairings. Challenge me to write anyone/gaara or anyone/itachi at your own risk. I dare you.)

-If you're going to request a Teamwork drabble, please try to ask for anything BUT things about the baby -- unless you have a specific and original idea. i'm getting a bit burned out on "people's reaction to baby" ficlets.

-if you must challenge me on Garou, I'd prefer stuff that's NOT spoiler-inducing; I also don't like writing Quatre or Trowa or the Ozzies all that much.

-It might not be what you expected/had in mind. BWAH. i'm evil like that.

-And I'd rather have imaginative prompts plz. (though even if they ARE imaginative, I don't promise that they WILL spark off something in my head. If I can't write what you asked for, I will ask you for another prompt.)

-As my mental boner still hasn't come back and I probably cannot write anything higher than R-rated, be advised that "sex", "lemon" and "smut" are not valid answers. Neither is "pheromones".


and ze winners are...

-Edenfalling (Wufei in a Naruto/GW crossover.) x_x Talk about being careful what you wish for. I didn't mean THAT imaginative... *whimpers*
-Lazynin, Team 8 and an apple.
-...Artimusdin maybe? depends on how eden's drabble goes
-Yoshi_chan - LeeSaku (Lee caring for Sakura)
-silverkiiri, something uchihacesty~