oh boy, asshole reviewers, it's been a while.

[askerian]

So I got this review on "girls want to have fun too".

Come on "of course not silly,"Thats a bit weak.Where is the violent cursing we all know and love?

I replied something along the lines of "yes, of course naruto would swear at the girl he likes when she's obviously sensitive about it, riiiiight" and then asked if he hadn't found anything else to nitpick about. I was polite, though sarcastic. WTF, I don't like pointless reviews.

His reply:

Sure NAruto swears, but he uses baby swears like damn.Those don't count.
Secondly, I wasn't looking for anything to nitpick about,I just like
swearing.I don't really know what you mean by "he's going to violently
curse at the girl he likes when she just
admitted something she's visibly extremely sensitive about", because he
didn't swear much in the story...just acted gay. That one was kind of
weird to read.Anyway,I hope to be posting a NaruSaku fanfic I'm working
on soon.I'd appreciate it if you read it,and gave me any pointers you
had.My writing skills are still rough around the edges,so the
suggestions of a skilled writer such as yourself are valued highly(no
I'm not being sarcastic).

Yours truly, some weird guy who's name doesn't make any sense

My reply:


I was being sarcastic, actually. Point is, from what i've seen in the
series, I think he wouldn't swear in this situation, and this is really
a minor and inconsequential thing to gripe about anyway. If that's the
only point you can think of mentioning in a review, then please don't
bother reviewing at all. I want to see what people think about my story
in general, not about their personal preferences in matters of swearing,
especially when the swearing has about zero importance in the first
place.

I'm sorry, but I will not read your story. I have absolutely no interest
in NaruSaku (or even SasuSaku). I am a NaruSasu and NaruSasuSaku fan
first and foremost.


His reply:


Ha ha ha ha, didn't expect a reply like that.If you want a serious
review instead of the joke one I gave you,then here it is.I found your
story really odd.In your reply it suggested that you wanted to keep the
characters,at least Naruto,somewhat in character.From my point of view
it looks like you miserably failed to do that.I don't think I need to
press that subject any further as the support for my statement should be
obvious.That was my only major gripe with the story,aside from the main
plot which I found to be foolish and almost a waste of time.I do however
commend your writing skills since you did a good job creating
description and imagery.
It doesn't concern me too much that you don't intend to read my
fanfic,as I just mentioned it as a freindly notice and would have
appreciated suggestions.Maybe I should have given you a serious review
to begin with.I thank you for your honesty and your quick reply.I
decided to write yet another message because I can never let an
arguement die until I have the last word.Since I honestly consider all
the issues to be covered,I ask that you do not reply to this message as
it will be deleted immediately;let's not continue a rather senseless
arguement.

Yours truly, (guy's name)


... what. WHAT? WTF WHAT. NO BITCH, NO.

I was supposed to be back inbed by then, but argh.

My reply:
1) I appreciate the real review you gave me. Or more like, I appreciate your effort (why didn't you do that in the first place instead of that stupid one-liner? You made me lose time and some respect right there.)

-1a "miserably failed to do that.I don't think I need to press that subject any further as the support for my statement should be obvious."

You are attacking my self-confidence in the way I see the characters, and yet you are not giving any concrete proof to support your argument. Therefore, until you indicate HOW I am OOC, I will dismiss this argument as a stab in the dark, hoping to touch something I might be unsure about.

(and if you refer to my making him bi : I understand that you might not like the idea of Naruto with men. It is certainly not an obligation. But liking men doesn't mean not liking girls, and therefore there is NOTHING in canon that contradict the fact that Naruto might be willing to experiment with a boy he trusts and has friendly feelings for. So this is NOT OOC; it is simply a matter of personal preference in the reader. Your preference isn't any more right than mine is, and if you think otherwise, you automatically lose.)

-1b the fic was a fluffy, borderline PWP thing, and you call it "foolish" and "almost a loss of time". Well, DUH. That's what I wrote it for; an uncomplicated piece of character interaction. If that wasn't obvious by the first lines, I really wonder what the hell you kept reading it for. If you wanted serious plot, you would have been better off trying an actual multipart fic. I really wonder at the fact that you chose to read that one, if the only thing you like about my writing is the technical side; it isn't as if I haven't written gen pieces and multichapters. One might almost think that you were looking for het smut and were disappointed when it failed to appear, and are now attacking on other fronts to disguise that fact.


2) If you want to end an argument, I would suggest ending it because you did make the most sense , not because you were afraid you'd lose it and decided to slam the door so you wouldn't have to hear anything that might contradict your opinion that you're right and other people are wrong. ^_^ See, I don't mind losing an argument when i'm truly presented with proof of that ; I do mind people going LALALA I'M NOT LISTENING ANYMORE BECAUSE I CAN'T STAND THE IDEA OF BEING PROVED WRONG. It's not only childish, it's cowardly and pitiful and makes me lose a lot of respect for you. You want an argument, you stay in it until the end; you don't get to decide that it ends because you know that if it goes on you won't stand the heat anymore. ^_^


You sound less stupid than the majority of fanpeople out here, and you might even grow to be an intelligent debater, if one day you get rid of that "my opinions are The Ultimate Truth and What I Say Goes" attitude. It's only blinding you to the possible validity of the other side's arguments and makes you comes off as something of a self-righteous, self-centered asshole. At the moment, i really can't be arsed to care about what you think, since obviously you don't give a damn about anyone's opinion but yours.

And unless you are going to reply to my arguments with intelligent rebuttals instead of blind stabs at my ego (which is quite solid, thank you very much), I will now ignore you. ^_^




rrrrgh. No, seriously, who the fuck does he think he is. *hiss* "lalala i will end this argument because i'm right and you're wrong and I don't wish to listen to you~" No,i'm sorry, but no, bitch. You don't wish to continue because you're going to LOSE, and i'll keep going until you or I are DOWN. *snarls*

Yeah, in case you people couldn't tell, I hate losing an argument too, but I hate being treated like that even more. è.é


anyone wants to write me some quick Kyuubi/Sasuke smut? or Kyuu/Sasu/Saku? I need angry, hawt buttsecks. é.è

Comments

[joisbishmyoga.livejournal.com]

*kicks jerk into the mud and grinds his face under her bootheel*

[askerian]

♥

[icelightning.livejournal.com]

Er. I've got some SasuNaruSakuish smut I've been trying to give you but I think you have e-mail notifications off? I've tried twice so far. O.o I'm not sure if you've seen it or if it's so bad that you haven't commented on it. ^^;

[askerian]

ack! No, I just suck at replying in a timely manner. ._.;;; link again plz? this time i won't forget. I have no sense of organization, i swear.

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

... someone posted a Saki-chan inspired fic on narutoyaoi?

Yesh, me.

[crazy-toffee.livejournal.com]

^^U *waves sheepishly*

[askerian]

:DDDDDDDD *loveloves*

[complexphoenix.livejournal.com]

http://www.livejournal.com/users/crazy_toffee/28557.html#cutid1

because there should always be a linkie.

Nonsense (fixed ^^)

[crazy-toffee.livejournal.com]

"Fuck no! I'm not into bestiality!"

Naruto waved his tails around irritably. "Aw, come on. We can have aerial sex but my TAILS freak you out? Have you even looked how your wings? They're like frog-flippers."

A murderous frown appeared on its traditional perching space. "THEY DO NOT LOOK LIk---ARRGGH! My wings aren't supposed to be pretty moron! They are useful, whereas your tails are just.. just..." Sasuke waved his arms wildly and Naruto smirked.

"Sexy."

"No! Useless!"

"Kyuubi disagrees, you know?"

"Well fuck him!"

"Oh--ho?" Naruto drawled, shifting into a crouch.

Three hours and seven minutes later, having proven that dragon-like wings can be ticklish and nine blonde tails are a weapon of fine chinese-style torture, Sasuke belatedly realised they could also hold him down.

Kyuubi shifted closer to the outer edges of Naruto's awareness and licked his chops. Pay up, bitch.

See, 9,000 year old foxes weren't much into flying in the first place.

Re: Nonsense (fixed ^^)

[askerian]

*DIES AND IS DEAD*

hohohohoho. XDDDD *much love for the crack and the sexy naughty pictures it calls up*

Re: Nonsense (fixed ^^)

[rurounitriv.livejournal.com]

*ROFL* Love it.

Re: Nonsense (fixed ^^)

[sparklemagpie.livejournal.com]

*meep, drool* Mmmm, tails...

[malika.livejournal.com]

KYUUBI ANGRILY FUCKED SASUKE UP THE BUTT AND SASUKE ENJOYED IT LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH HE IS D:

owari~~!

lol, guys like that piss me off XDD

[askerian]

*dies and is dead* thank you, hon. XD especially with that icon -- perfect.

[go-hifreann-lea.livejournal.com]

Waaah! You don't stick selfpimp in the middle of a review. *shakes finger at him viciously* And weak arguments hidden behind well-written-ness....Silly reviewer.

Quick buttsex? *tries hand at it*

Sasuke didn't know how he felt about Kyuubi. Sakura, yes. Naruto, yes. Even Naruto and Sakura exchanging evil glances (implying a difficult time walking in the morning) he could see himself understanding.

Red eyes that laughed at him and claws that managed to take off his pants in such a way that made it impossible to put them back on...not so much.

But that in no way meant he didn't enjoy it. Especially when those claws were used for other things besides ripping and Sasuke felt those fangs in places they probably shouldn't be...

Insert Angry Uchiha Blush here.

More like Kyuubi/Sasuke innuendo...xP

[askerian]

hee! *giggles* thanks, love.

[rainbowlasers.livejournal.com]

Wtf. O_o Yeah, um, brainbreak here. Remember the old saying, folks ... you see, in my time, my mother, the nice person she was, she thought it to me, ya see, and it went somewhere along like this ... "Don't like, don't read"... oh, but some folks, they don't listen, nope, they never ever do...But those people, yeah, they'll all end up in The Pit, they will! *okay stopping now*

(and wtf yay Kyuubi/Sasuke/Sakura smut? What the hell, let's try it.)

Uchiha Sasuke did not always have good judgment. There were some things, however, he knew to be Not Right.

For example, being tied to a bed was one of them. With chakra chains, which was worse. The one positive point was that chakra chains didn't burn into skin so much. Then again, tied to the bed.

Another was having been tied to said bed by his (female) teammate and a medicnin, at that. It was somewhat humiliating.

In that train of thought, being naked, tied up to a bed by Sakura, of all people was also bad. And humiliating. He would have used much more profound adjectives but his mind had drawn a blank at the Sakura tying him up naked thing.

The worse, of course, probably was his _other_ teammate. The currently demonic teammate. Fucking him. Roughly. While Sakura watched.

A note to all. When your teammates share twin evil looks when you get out of the shower in only a towel, whereas previously there _were_ clothes in there -- do not trust them.

Unless, like him, you like it rough. Just don't admit to have known it beforehand.

(hahah wtf I can't write smut and humour either. Crack!)

[askerian]

*dies of deth*

1) stop making sense!! you're breaking their brains!! on second thought, keep going.

2) HAHAH OMG. mmmsexy and funny. XD Naughty, naughty sasuke...

[complexphoenix.livejournal.com]

Lucky, lucky Sakura >:D

[sparklemagpie.livejournal.com]

This sounds like a job for the idiot shovel!

*smacks assmonkey guy in the head with shovel and buries him in sand up to his neck*

Hmmm, needs a garnish....

*think*



*sprinkles fire ants*

Ah, c'est magnifique ( <- bad french XD)

[askerian]

hehehe. XD assmonkey. *easily amused*

OMG NARUTO FIC LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE :O

[stripedpetunia.livejournal.com]

Gasp. The SakuNaru Evil Calculating Smile Bunny (tm) is just too perfect for a one-off. :D But MMMM foodsex XD

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Very few things will make Uchiha Sasuke outwardly tremble with fear.

Near the top of the list (or at least it was now), was the experience of bearing witness to Sakura whispering something into Naruto's ear that was apparently heinous enough to make him cackle fit to be Orochimaru, as his eyes flashed red.

And then watching as both of them slowly turned their heads to look at him, with the same creepy smile on their faces. He noted that Naruto's eyes were still red, and there was a fang poking out over his bottom lip. The back of Sasuke's neck started to feel itchy, and he backed up slowly, his Sharingan taking over.

Of course, the Sharingan just wasn't enough. Not to escape those two. Not when they were in that mood. And cooperating.

Sasuke did his best to pretend he was still aggravated when they both started putting their tongues to work, with that squeeze-bottle of honey that Sakura had pulled from apparently nowhere (had she planned this?!). Unfortunately, a snide little voice in the back of his head was whispering that they probably wouldn't mistake those little grunting noises for annoyed ones.

Re: OMG NARUTO FIC LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE :O

[rainbowlasers.livejournal.com]

Hahaha oh god I love you.

Some thoughts should be left dead. Just so you know.

[rainbowlasers.livejournal.com]

In sex, almost anything was acceptable. Almost being the keyword here. Then again, you couldn't know what was a "no" answer unless you tried it with your partner!

Like, say, an orange vibrator. One might think, when Sasuke had glared at him and said "In your mother fucking dreams, usuratonkachi. _That_ is not going _anywhere_ near my ass." he had meant it. But he really didn't! Well, at least, by the moans he made he didn't.

So Naruto made sure to try every sex kink possible to find in his foxy little mind and to try it on first and ask later.

The one thing Sasuke had particurlarly hated had been the roleplaying game. Mostly because Kyuubi had taken over and they had not been able to take the costumes back for, well, lack of costumes. That, and the idea of the shopkeeper for that cat-tail to _also_ be a vibrator -- and dear god he never wanted to see the shop Naruto went to, did he -- did not bode well.

He guessed it had probably been being called a "bad kitten" by Kyuubi that did it and then the kitten had started using claws.

The bell on the collar had been a nice touch. Since that was one of the few things Kyuubi hadn't ripped. And it was sort of stuck on Sasuke.

The knee to his guts had been nothing compared to the glee of calling Sasuke a neko-boy for a week.

(okay I'm stopping before I scare myself. D: )

Re: Some thoughts should be left dead. Just so you know.

[askerian]

VIBRATOR YESSSS.

One might think, when Sasuke had glared at him and said "In your mother fucking dreams, usuratonkachi. _That_ is not going _anywhere_ near my ass." he had meant it. But he really didn't! Well, at least, by the moans he made he didn't.
hahahahahaha. omg i love you.

RPing!!! HAH.

That, and the idea of the shopkeeper for that cat-tail to _also_ be a vibrator --
*whimpers* omg so hot ;_;

noooo go oooon.

asuka's kinks: *ZING*

[nacchi-camui.livejournal.com]

J'aime beaucoup quand il te dit de pas répondre XD Serieux. Y'a des gens...XD

Quick smut ?

Sasuke suddenly looked at Kyuubi.

"In case you don't remember, we have a mi--
- Shut up and suck."

Here. That's quick, maybe not smut, but quick :3 Heh, j'ai fait l'effort d'écrire un truc, c'est incroyable.

Ask and Ye Shall Recieve

[animeprincess.livejournal.com]

"What did you just say, BITCH?"

Sasuke glared back at the Kyuubi staring out through Naruto's face. "I said, I'm not gonna talk about it."

Seconds later, Sasuke found himself slammed against the nearest wall, Kyuubi crooning evilly in his ear, "Then maybe you'll scream it, Bitch," with his clawed hand down Sasuke's pants, bringing soft grunts, panting, and a few moans shivering to where Sakura peered out of the bushes. Her face flushed a soft shade of her hair as the rustling from under her dress caused a few suppressed moans of her own. This was definitely the kind of spying to watch.

[decorchan.livejournal.com]

This guy reminds me of my World History teacher...!! >[

He is so full of himself. Asswipe. And he is totally wrong, and your minions all know it. :D <33

Kyuubi/Sasuke? Uh, I can't write smut. TT_TT