meh... (drabbles update)

[askerian]

So in previous drabble memes things, I promised I would write...




- chibirisuchan (Kyuubi and ramen and possibly iruka) = I have three pages of it, and then I got stuck and forgot where I was going. Will be going back to it when I find my inspiration again. ;_;

- kira_kirke (1x5) = I have a plot! and about two pages of it. It needs some tweaking, and damn you Heero for being so asexual, but I like the beginning, whee.

-majochan: Team Seven blanket fic. = THREE PAGES LONG AND JUST REACHING THE SEX DAMN YOU.




- destroythesun/ aquariankiss (Sasuke, naruto, a bunny hat. x_x) = asked a few times to please change your prompt because this one draws a big blank. Got no response, so unless I get a new response now, I'll cross this one off the list.

-theninjakitty: ... team eight, pervy use of jutsu... = still pondering it. ;_; *sucks* I'm sorry, but I don't think I can write InoShikaChoShinoKibaHina OMGSTFU PHOENIX. XDXPPPPP

-melhime: NaruSasuSakuKyu, inner saku. = I suck like a mad sucking thing. I think my Inner-Saku/Kyuubi inspiration all went to teamwork. ;__;




+ joosetta (kakashi and itachi in the anbu) = I intend to make this into a good brainbreaky one-shot, not a quick careless thing (hahaha, like my "drabbles" are ever less than one or two pages long) so I'm taking my time. Still on my to-do list.

+ maaya1x2 (HP/Naruto crack crossover ficlet with dragons) = um. I wrote other HP stuff? Does that count? ;_;


So um yeah. I have a bad success rate for these memes. =__=;;; My apologies. I haven't forgotten, promise.

... I'm not procrastinating either. No. Never. *shifty look*

... anyone interested in seeing the complete list of all the fanfics I've ever started? XD *is an eeeevil tease*

Comments

[majochan.livejournal.com]

Whoa...my request is still being worked on?^^ Awesome thing to find out, really!

I thought that little snippet thing in the comments was it...*looks forward to the sex*

Majo

[askerian]

XD;;;;;; damn, shouldn't have said anything.

[majochan.livejournal.com]

No pressure from me, though team seven smex is always good.^^

Majo

*snickers*

[chrismakkuh.livejournal.com]

(Sasuke, naruto, a bunny hat. x_x)


This kinda reminds me of a challenge I set up on AFF. Foot smex, cocoa, Black sock 4-play, a couch and a roaring fire, must haves in the fic. ;_; no one's answered yet... :( I'd right it... bah... can't write fics worth crap.


In other world news, can you please explain to me what the "[insert number here]x[insert number here]x[insert number here"] means?

I keep seeing it around... but.. I just don't know...

Re: *snickers*

[askerian]

Heh. valles_uf answered it just under your reply. Basically in Gundam Wing, most male characters (and two females) have names based on numbers.

Heero = comes from the L1 colony, also his name might be a deformation of Ichiro = first son (or some other japanese name that means one)

Duo: comes from LJ, also name means two of a thing

Trowa: from L3, bad romanization of the french word for three (trois)

Quatre: from L4 (Quatre = four in french)

Wufei: from L5 (his two kanji are five and flight/to fly, if I remember right)

That's the five main protagonists. As for the antagonists:

Zechs : bad romanization of six in german (his other name, milliardo = billion)

Otto : eightth son or something in some european language

Noin : bad german for nine

Dekim: from latin root meaning ten

Une gets the number 11 in fandom, but her name really is the feminine version of One in french

Treize: thirteen in french

Trent: bad romanization of trente = 30 in french.

There are more minor characters with other number names, but the main ones are 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 9, 11, and 13. (Heero, Duo, trowa, Quatre, Wufei, Zechs, Noin, Une and Treize, who are the main numbered characters) And even then, the yaoi side uses the numbers more than the het side of the fandom, so the numbers for Noin and Une are rarely used as much as their initials.

The girls who are not in the military don't have numbered names, so their initials are used instead.

That's just a really funny slip, from you.

[stripedpetunia.livejournal.com]

Duo: comes from LJ

Nicely done. *applause*

Re: *snickers*

[valles-uf.livejournal.com]

In other world news, can you please explain to me what the "[insert number here]x[insert number here]x[insert number here"] means?

The way I understand it is that that particular Gundam Wing notation developed because OZ assigned each of the five gundams a code number in the early stages of the ongoing clusterfuck that is the world situation in that series. IIRC, the order was Hiro, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, Wu Fei, but don't quote me on that - that's not even really my fandom.

Ja, -n
(posessor of useless trivia)

Re: *snickers*

[rurounitriv.livejournal.com]

Yup, exactly right. More useless trivia - each of their names is a variation on their assigned number in some language or another.

Re: *snickers*

[valles-uf.livejournal.com]

And their home colonies, evidently.

Hmm. I wonder how many people in the fandom actually have a clue what a LaGrange point is? Or, for that matter, that Earth actually has ten of them?

Ja, -n
(Wikipedia Knows All (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lagrange_point))

[animeprincess.livejournal.com]

and in other news, i never got a reply on a little icon of chibi!Sasuke with the words, "Forsooth. The wind." ..so i have to assume that it's not getting made, so i'll be over here, emoing. ...and watching the Naruto Movie, finally.

[askerian]

=__= oh, don't whine, I forgot, it happens. You could have reminded me in a normal way instead of going the way of the kicked-puppy eyes. XP

Which sasuke is it again? the angry one or the "huh" one?

[animeprincess.livejournal.com]

^^;;;;;;;; well, no matter how i tried to word it, it ALL sounded like whining.

the last one, where he's leaning in and has a white chibi body.

[sparklemagpie.livejournal.com]

I sitll owe people stuff I promised them for christmas presents. >_<

yurathewicked will never forgive me.

[askerian]

These are a lot older than christmas XP

[sparklemagpie.livejournal.com]

Okay you win! XD

And your prize is a little slice of Tayuya sandwich! (Since I haven't managed to catch you on AIM to torture you with it yet >_>)

~ ~ ~

She must have groaned, shifted against him, done something that said that she liked it, because he did it again and rolled his hips in the same motion. She tensed for a moment, then jumped as he pushed halfway into her. Another nip, another stroke of his hips and he groaned against her shoulder, expression lost somewhere between delight and discomfort. She wiggled a bit in his lap, unfamiliarly full and wet and gasped as he pushed against her in just the right way to send a dizzy little shock looping down her spine.

Then she heard Temari shift behind her, breathing heavy at the nape of her neck.

She prickled at the feeling, having almost managed to forget that she was there, to think of this as just Shikamaru and her…

Then ten perfect fingers slid through her hair, pulled it aside, a warm body pressed itself against her back and smooth tender lips laid themselves against her neck in that perfect little spot and sucked.

She was aware that time, of the moan that ripped from her throat as faintly sharp teeth scraped over her flesh, nuzzling down her shoulder, plucking at her ear, fingers tugging and clutching all the while in the tangle of her hair. Shikamaru's hands gripped her hips, he thrust up against her and her hands fisted on his chest, toes curling against the sheets.

[complexphoenix.livejournal.com]

theninjakitty: ... team eight, pervy use of jutsu... = still pondering it. ;_; *sucks* I'm sorry, but I don't think I can write InoShikaCho. T_T

InoShikaCho is team ten. Team eight is ShinoKibaHina :)

[askerian]

.... RIGHT. I LOSE.

*hides in shame*

... I can't write either anyway. T_T

[valles-uf.livejournal.com]

Shino - Insects are very good at chemistry. And even better at pheremones.

Kiba - Er, stamina. And a very long tongue.

Hinata - 1001 uses for pressure points or, 'Magic Fingers' redefined.

Ja, -n
(and that's even without doing any research)

[askerian]

write it, then. XD

[melhime.livejournal.com]

-melhime: NaruSasuSakuKyu, inner saku. = I suck like a mad sucking thing. I think my Inner-Saku/Kyuubi inspiration all went to teamwork. ;__;

But that's good! Teamwork snippets even future Teamwork snippets XD I will settle for. I feel bad for giving you trouble.

[askerian]

hehehe ^___^ *cuddlelove* thank you. *petpetpets*

[supplanter.livejournal.com]

Is it a bunny hat for the sake of a bunny hat, or is it in reaction to the walrus cap? :D

... is it a hat with bunny ears, or is it a hat made with bunny fur? :|

[askerian]

I don't know and I don't much care either. I should have refused this prompt when it first came in. I just can't write anything to it.

[luriko-ysabeth.livejournal.com]

Complete lists of all the fanfics one has ever started are only good for depressing the writers thereof.

(I think I, myself, must have at least seventy by now, and that's only counting ideas that actually have something written on paper or disk for them.)

Nodoka-sempai says that the best way to make an awful crackfic bunny go away is to start writing it. ^_^

Although, you know, if it crossed your mind to write a Naruto/something-non-HP crack crossover with dragons, I would so read it. Extra points if it also involved beloved childhood movies/literature, too.

Or you could just draw pictures for all your plotbunnies.