drabble challenge~

[askerian]

Blame complexphoenix. U.U I am pure, innocent and virtuous, and would never whine at you people to entertain me with ficlets when I'm bored, ever.

Except when I'm given fresh crack bunnies that I do not want, but would love to read.

complexphoenix: my cats look like they're going to have a fight soon.
askerian: ouch. they fight often?
complexphoenix: about twice a month
askerian: or is it just the new territory?
askerian: "and I shall claim dominion over... this windowsill."
complexphoenix: lol
askerian: "back off, biatch, that's my kitchen counter."
"back off my faucet, you toilet bowl drinker!"
complexphoenix: it's actually kind of interesting to watch them fight. they wrestle, wrapping their front legs to get a hold and then they try to get each other with their back legs
askerian: ... oh god. "the adventures of Haruno Sakura and her two kitties, Sasuke and Naruto."
complexphoenix: ...brilliant.
askerian: *snickers*
askerian: ... okay, fine, i'm going to request drabbles. ON NARUTO AND SASUKE AS KITTIES.
askerian: and it will be AWESOME.
complexphoenix: and they will groom each other's ears and Naruto will chase his tail.
complexphoenix: :-)
askerian: eeee
complexphoenix: Sasuke will be one of those dignified, serious cats that sits like a king in the sun patch, while Naruto will be always running around batting things around.
askerian: oh yeah XD
askerian: "oh, I thought sasuke was a girl at first. so lithe and graceful." :D
askerian: "What, you have two tomcats? did you have them snipped?"
complexphoenix: XP
askerian: *is bricked*

CHALLENGE. FROM PHOENINX AND ME.

*drumrolls*

NARUTO AND SASUKE AS KITTIES.

Kakashi as their owner? the dog next door? Sakura as a queen? what is Kiba? Itachi? Chouji? GENMA. GO WILD, PEOPLE.



*crickets*

Comments

[toki-usagi.livejournal.com]

To which I say: Rum Tum Tugger and Mungojerrie. That's all.

*has a gigglefit imagining the cast of Naruto putting on CATS*

[a-white-rain.livejournal.com]

YOUR BUNNY ATE MY BRAIN!

Kitties


“Naruto!” Come say hi to your new friend.” Sakura called as she walked into her house, holding a small, tiny and dark adorable kitten.

A moment later, Naruto ran to into the room, purring loudly. Sakura set the new kitten down next to him.

“This is Sasuke. I found him in an ally alone when walking home.”

Naruto pressed his cheek against Sasuke’s and rubbed. Sasuke’s eyes widened for a moment before he pushed Naruto away with a hiss and walked out of the room, his chin held high and tail in the air.

Naruto stalked him and moments later Sasuke hissed loudly. Sakura sighed and followed the kittens – sure this was going to be much more trouble than it was worth.

Only to find Naruto had tackled Sasuke and was now licking his face and Sasuke seemed to be trying – and failing – to hold back soft purrs.

It was simply the most adorable sight Sakura had ever seen.

[askerian]

UWAH~ cuteness. :3

[soc_puppet]

Dammit, I was over my secret writing-characters-as-cats addiction! Over it, I tell you! And then this comes along and... and....



Naruto stared at his human. Staaaared. Stared and stared and kept staring, until finally--

"Alright, fine, I'll get your damn kitty treats!" Grumbling, Sakura got up and went to the cupboards. "Honestly," she muttered, "ever since they came out with this new 'miso' flavor, it's been nothing but treats, treats, treats with you... And what kind of cat likes miso, anyway?"

Naruto purred happily. "See," he yowled at Sasuke. "Toldja I'd get us more food."

Sasuke snorted and went back to washing. "Idiot."



...I also had this semi-long thing about the origins of the Uchiha breed, and how Sasuke's littermate went and 'mistook them for vermin', but I didn't think it seemed catlike enough. Plus, I know very little about actual cat genetics. Maybe with time and paper.

[askerian]

*giggles* Miso flavor! XD

aha, yeah, Sasuke is the kind of cat who could spend one hour licking his paw in a "pshah" manner. XD



ooohhhhh. *.* <3<3

Look, I can angst this up too! XD

[crazy-toffee.livejournal.com]

Two kittens, fighting over a bowl of milk.

That was how it started. A month later, they still fought over the bowl of milk.

"You know that's... I mean... Sakura, this has got to qualify as a pathology somewhere."

"Ino-bitch, I don't know what you're talking about."

"Sakura..."

"I found them in the alley, all alone and we and... I think Ishida-san killed their mom. Besides, they're cute."

Months later, the two cats continued to fight over the ownership of the bowl, particularly when she was around. But Sakura was not a ninja only in name, she knew that when they didn't think she was there, they were actually decent to each other.

Of course, the marmalade cat was fatter and furrier, so when he lay down to soak up the sunlight there was no room for his black-furred companion. If they were companions at all, really. More like rivals, but she didn't like thinking about that.

Even after she put TWO bloody bowls, they would still fight over one... and then proceed to fight over the other. The only thing they seemed to agree upon was that they should fight when she was around. The black one sometimes purred when no one was looking and it found itself being butted with an pink nose and very orange whiskers.

Sakura sighed and poured some more kitty-kibble onto the plate - because, really, why bother with more than one plate in the end? - and reached out to stroke the big orange cat. It purred under her fingers, rubbing its little nose into her hand. It was the most ridiculous attention whore she'd ever seen; and sure, she liked it, but it wasn't the same.

There was just something about how the black cat avoided her that made her like it more, which was unfair to the furry beast that was currently winding itself around her leg but... oh well.

"Aren't you ever going to give them names?" Kakashi asked her once, oddly quiet and careful about this particular question.

Both cats were sleeping together under the window, soaking up a patch of sunlight together, probably because they hadn't heard her arrive. Kakashi looked at them and looked at her.

"No."

She wasn't even surprised when the black cat disappeared.

She looked for it less than she thought she would, and still put extra kibble on the plate. The orange cat - strangely, incomprehensibly - only ate half of the plate, even a year after the black one was gone.

Sakura took to sitting with the fat thing on her lap while she studied medical jutsus, but only because the purring made her feel better. Only because of that. She would simply stroke the cat's warm fur and not think of Naruto.

And she never ever thought of the runaway idiot, wherever it had gone.

Re: Look, I can angst this up too! XD

[askerian]

*heart breaks* T_T

YOU CHEATED THIS DOESN'T COUNT NOOOOO.

;_; half-eaten kitty kibble. woe.

[rainbowlasers.livejournal.com]

It was completely unfair. He'd been there before him. It was *his* plate, *his* territory, *his* toilet bowl to drink from -- no, scratch that. The other could keep it.

He'd always been the favorite. Which wasn't difficult, seeing as he was the only cat in the house before. The girl had always taken care of him with extreme caution. Petting him, giving him whenever he looked at her. Ha, he didn't even need to mew!

And then that other one came along. Orange, loud, purring, excited. It was disgusting. Always jumping on him whenever they crossed paths. Mewling for attention. That orange bastard even stole his milk! The girl tried to stop the attacks, of course, but always ended up petting him. She barely touched that attention whore and he'd end up purring! He hated that street cat so much.

Even if when the thing was calm it always ended up purring over him and licking him. And he didn't let him do it. Not at all.

I didn't take this from my own cats. Nope, not at all. *snerk*

[askerian]

*giggles* aww!!!

[darksideofstorm.livejournal.com]

First, The Crouch. Front paws neatly together, white belly low to the ground, orange puffy tail stretched out and twitching slightly, ears flattened to the skull. It was a good Crouch.

Next, The Lift. Tail vertical, back legs straight and locked, claws extended, fur puffed out. It was text book.

Finally, The Pounce. And there it all went wrong...

===

Sakura looked up from her medical scrolls in alarm as an anguished yowl reverberated through her tiny kitchenette. An orange streak – how such a fat animal ran so fast she had no idea – blurred across the sitting room, clawed its way up the curtain and disappeared through the open window.

Sakura blinked. Then a sardonic mewl drew her attention back to the kitchen door. She gaped for a moment at the satisfied expression on the black cat’s delicate face, and then exploded into giggles. The animal stared at her in thinly-veiled astonishment and then returned to the all important business of cleaning the remaining tufts of orange fur from around his mouth. That’d teach that little bastard to try and steal his sunbeam…

[askerian]

*gigglesnort* well-done. XD

[animeprincess.livejournal.com]

9_9 REALLY short drabble for you. just a short bit of time. serious. tiny. but it's there.

http://animeprincess.livejournal.com/213547.html

[animeprincess.livejournal.com]

i did another one. a little better, i think, and yeah. a smidge angsty.

http://animeprincess.livejournal.com/213891.html

[sarolynne.livejournal.com]

Sakura tried everything to get the kittens to stop fighting. It hadn’t been so bad when they were both tiny. Sure, Naruto had a habit of wanting to play with Sasuke when the black kitten was napping, and of flopping on top of him when he was the one that wanted to nap, and of chewing on his ears and tail whenever for no apparent reason at all, but they didn’t actually fight until they were into the gangling adolescent stage.

Oh, yes, then it seemed that they were yowling at all hours, over the slightest provocation. If Sasuke was getting scratched, then Naruto wanted attention too. If Naruto came too near Sasuke while batting around the his jingle ball, then Sasuke swatted at him. If Sasuke was drinking, Naruto pounced on him. If Naruto was laying in Sasuke’s spot on the window, then he hissed and spat, and Sakura had to deal with another angry visit from her neighbors telling her to keep the noise down.

She tried everything. She even tried Ino-pig’s suggestion of covering them both in tuna oil. She swore that it would work. They would clean each other up, she said, and be friends afterward.

Sasuke had looked at the damp, bedraggled Naruto with a look that said clearly, “As though I’d give myself a hair ball licking your fluffy ass,” and stalked off to clean himself.

And Naruto had rubbed against the furniture, so the whole apartment smelled like fish for a week.

They were probably fighting about that the next day. At least it might have been an excuse for Naruto to bowl Sasuke over for eyeing the couch.

Nothing worked.

Nothing, until Sasuke--in an almost unheard of moment of clumsiness--spilled a bowl of shrimp ramen on the kitchen floor, and over half his flank.

By the time Sakura finished cleaning up the mess, Naruto was licking the broth off of the black cat’s side, purring his loud, rolling motor purr. Sasuke’s almost inaudible thrum was almost lost under it.

Weird cats.

[askerian]

*squees like a mad squeeing thing*

[dogmatix-san.livejournal.com]

It was huge. And annoyed. Iruka backed up slowly, careful not to make any sudden moves as the aggressive raccoon bristled protectively over the bowl of kibble.

Closing the door, Iruka peered through the window, getting a good look at the new arrival. Large and lean, the feral raccoon dug into the food, ignoring the two other raccoons that came to join him.

"mmmrrRRRRREW!" insisted the large tabby kitty as it wound around his ankles, impatient and hungry.

"Alright, alright," Iruka muttered, grinning as he picked up the shedding cat. "You hungry Naruto? Heh, silly question." Naruto purred like crazy, kneading his claws happily into Iruka's sweater. "We have some new guests out back," Iruka continued sternly, "and I don't want you or Sasuke to bother them, okay?" Iruka knew that talking to his cats probably wasn't the first sign of sanity, but living alone on a schoolteacher's salary, he didn't exactly have a booming social life.

Of course, Naruto wasn't the one he had to worry about.

"WRRROUFF! WROUFF-WROUFF!"

"Lee, no!" Iruka yelled, grabbing for the adolescent Great Dane's collar as the dog bounded past and missing by a scant inch. "LEE!!"

Out through the doggie door and then the ruckus started in earnest. "Oh no," Iruka groaned as he tore outside, but the two combatants were already at the far back end of the yard. The teacher really, really hoped the raccoon didn't have rabies. "Naruto, no!" Iruka yelled as an orange streak slipped past him. Naruto had to be the strangest cat Iruka had ever owned.

Running back into the house, Iruka grabbed a pitcher of water out of the fridge, shooting the aloof black cat sitting placidly on top of it an exasperated look. "You can't talk to him?"

Sasuke only sniffed disdainfully at the empty kitchen and Iruka's back.

On the way out, Iruka almost fell over the female white longhair and had to push the older Great Dane out of the doorway. Only to find that the fight was over. Naruto was still running up and down the fence, apparently looking for the raccoon. He, at least, seemed uninjured. Lee, on the other hand, limped up to his owner, tongue lolling and tail wagging happily, seemingly not feeling the huge gaping wound on his left flank and shredded ear. "Lee....," Iruka groaned as he lowered the water. Yet another trip to the vet that his meager funds would have to cope with. And he'd just gotten Lee fixed, too!

[askerian]

Iruka is so cute ;_;

... Narukitty: *somehow pwns raccoon* ...Muahahahaha. I am the mightiest tomcat around -- ow sasuke! ;_;

[lazynin.livejournal.com]

(http://photobucket.com)

Naru-kitty and Sasu-kitty!



There was a problem.

"Sakuuurrraaa-chan! I cant get over there now!" Naruto yowled to Sakura, two yards over, from his perch on the fence, which shook as the new puppies next door jumed into it. He hissed as he fell back into his yard.

Jiraiya, staring out the window in hopes of finding some form of inspiration for his new book, shook his head at the Naruto-kitten, amused, and went back to work.

Naruto hopped back up on his post. Darn that Ebisu-pervert for getting puppies! Konohamaru, Moegi and Udon wouldnt leave him alone when he went into the yard. It was always "Naruto, show us how you jumped over the fence" or "Naruto, I WILL catch you" or "Naruto, grapple with us" or something that made him jump right back into his yard (they only thought he was so cool--and he was cool, dont get him wrong, because he'd scratched Ebisu-pervert once).

The puppies were only half the problem, though. "Sakuuuurrrraaa-chaaan!!"

Eventually, it grew late, Sakura never answered, and he went in for foor (that and Ebisu-pervert threatened to throw the shoe again).

The next day he managed to sneak accross into Tsunade's territory, then over to Orochimarus yard. Sasuke was there.

"Sasukeeeee," he mewed, and pounced. "I was soooo worried! I didnt know what Sakura-chan was doing to you while I was gone!"

The other kitten growled and squeezed out from under Naruto. "Idiot. Im fine."

"Sakura-chan didnt do anything to you?" he pouted, wanting to know that Sasuke was perfectly safe.

"No! She was in the tree with that Lee-squirrel again, anyway. Didnt you even look?"

Instead of getting an answer, Sasuke got a lick on the nose and purr as Naruto tackled him again. This time, he pawed back.

[askerian]

*DIES OF CUTE* ASDJKLNF KITTEHS!!!!!


*squees* lee-squirrel!! orochimaru's yard !! O_O cuddles and lickings!! eeeeee~

[jammaster-goat.livejournal.com]

I have loved this picture for a very long time ^_^

http://www.deviantart.com/view/17377030/

Don't know if you've seen it already or not. The person who does this does a couple others too.

[askerian]

oh yeah, I remember. It's always great to look at it again. so adorable! Sasukitty is the cutest thing. *^_____________________^*

[complexphoenix.livejournal.com]

Okay, this came out WAYYY longer than I intended (exceeded max comment length whut) and I had trouble finding a way to END it :P Genma is probably OOC, I don't know him very well. But hey. Porcupine. And thanks to a Google search I am quite appreciative of how well Itachi's name fits him now. http://www.saskschools.ca/~gregory/animals/weasel.html . Anyway, this plot bunny was not made for a serious fic. This is a work of crack, in a blended sort of children's-book style.


Genma the porcupine was walking down the road one day on his way to visit his friends. He was almost to Sasuke's yard when Itachi the weasel attacked from behind a garbage can! 'Oh noes!' thought Genma. Itachi was the most dangerous animal in the neighborhood, with the possible exception of the venomous snake Orochimaru. Genma turned around so that his big rump quills would stick the weasel, but Itachi dodged them with amazing speed and clawed a horrible gash in Genma's face. Itachi lunged and tried to bite the back of Genma's neck to kill him, but Genma managed to turn away enough to give Itachi a faceful of quills. The weasel sputtered with rage. "I hate you! I'll KILL you!" and he redoubled his attacks with even greater ferocity. Genma tried his best to protect his neck and vulnerable belly, but he was clearly losing...

Sasuke the sleek black purebred Uchiha cat slid gracefully out the cat flap in his mistress's front door. He was in a bad mood. That annoying, idiotic, hyperactive, no-good, street-bred excuse for a felis domesticus Naruto, whom his mistress had taken in out of pity despite his obvious inferiority, had claimed control of Sasuke's favorite sunny windowsill territory. Sasuke had fought him to get it back- and lost. The ignominy!

He saw the fierce battle between Genma and Itachi. Itachi! That evil weasel had killed his mother and used her fur to line his den. His bad mood combined with the old wound and his rage overwhelmed his common sense.

He hissed and attacked the weasel. "Sasuke, no!" cried Genma. Itachi laughed evilly. "Foolish feline, you cannot defeat me. No mere house pet can defeat me! I'll kill you and that nice soft fur of yours will make a great den lining."

He lunged at Sasuke and they quickly formed a ball of flying, fighting fur. Sasuke was fighting his hardest, but Genma knew he was no match for the weasel. Still, it was good that the weasel was off Genma, he could go get help!

"Kakashi! Gai!" he squeaked as loud as he could, "Help! Itachi is going to kill Sasuke and me!"

The proud gray-spotted german Shepard and extremely friendly mottled black labrador retriever emerged from their doghouse and rushed to where the weasel and the cat were fighting. When he saw them, Itachi jumped away from the injured and bleeding Uchiha cat and assumed a defensive stance.

"Didn't I tell you to get out of this neighborhood, Itachi?" Kakashi growled lazily.

"Begone, foul weasel! Me, Gai, will make this neighborhood safe for little creatures in the springtime of their youth!" Gai barked valiantly.

"Just try it, you filthy drooling sycophants!"

The dogs lunged after the weasel, and he was no match for both of them at once. The weasel scurried away into the bushes, not to be seen again for about a week.

"Sasuke, are you okay?" Genma asked.

Sasuke was primly licking his wounds with all the dignity he could muster. "Of course I'm okay. I'm an Uchiha cat," he said crossly, and padded stiffly and with dignity back through the cat flap.

"That emo kitty needs to cheer up! Brooding darkly is not fit for the springtime of life!" lamented Gai.

"You'd think he'd know better than to try and fight a weasel. Anyway, let's head back to the doghouse. I found a rag impregnated with wonderful bitch pheromones the other day."

[complexphoenix.livejournal.com]

Inside the house, Sasuke stalked towards his favorite evening sleeping spot near the radiator. Unless that stupid stray had decided to take over that too.

The next thing he knew, the tabby was trying to lick his wounds. "Get lost, dobe," he hissed, and tried to move away.

"But you're dirty and bleeding! That means licking!"

"I can do it myself. Go jump in the washing machine."

"You can't reach behind your head."

Stupid mutt tabby. This had to be the ultimate humiliation, getting groomed by your ENEMY. "Sakura can pet it. Get lost!" he hissed.

Naruto just kept following him and licking him. Meh. He was too tired and injured to fight anymore, and it was licking...

"Aww, that's so cute! I knew you two would get along eventually!" Sakura cooed. "You're such a sweet kitty, Naruto, yes you are, yesh oo are!" She scratched Naruto's belly as the tabby purred loudly.

"What. The. Hell. You're purring and she's only been scratching you a moment. A DIGNIFIED cat waits at least a minute before starting to purr! And you don't writhe around on the floor like crazy and try to nip her fingers! You have no style, you ill-bred alley cat."

"I like nipping. She's giggling, she think's I'm cute."

Her taste was clearly declining.

"Cute isn't dignified."

"Dignity doesn't get you petted!"

"It does too! Humans recognize a noble cat and worship it."

"I feel pretty worshipped."

"You're only degrading yourself."

"But it's fun!"

Sasuke exited the kitchen in a huff. (A dignified huff.) No use talking sense into him.

Stupid alley cat.

[askerian]

MUAHAHAHAHA. I rule.

And now, I am off to bed, so take your time~ ♥ (but seriously, drabbles = 100 words, maybe 200. don't end up with a novella please? XD)

Not quite what you asked for...

[matthias-drake.livejournal.com]

It had started (as many things did in Konoha) as one of Gai's stupid ideas.

“It would teach my students teamwork and comradely love,” He had decided, “If they took care of a pet together.”

So he went out and bought a cat for his team.

Lee took to it immediately, and somehow – no one could later recall exactly what his method had been – managed to outfit it with a jumpsuit of its own.

Tenten said the kitten was adorable, and got rid of the jumpsuit within the first hour, having decried it as cruel and “Mean to the kitty.”

Lee, of course, was crushed by the idea that he had done something mean and ran to Sakura for comfort. She gave him none, of course, but she did go to see the kitten.

When Lee brought her to Tenten's house (for she Tenten had not trusted Lee to take care of an animal without her supervision), Sakura discovered that Tenten had gone to buy cat food, and the Neji was in charge of the kitten.

Neji, being Neji, was attempting to keep from allowing the kitten to touch him without looking like he was done so. The kitten, unaware of this, had made a game of attempting to jump up and grab Neji's long, swaying hair.

Sakura, seeing this, instantly desired a kitten of her own, and disappeared off to find Sasuke and Naruto, leaving behind a distressed Lee and a testy Neji.

Things continued in this way with more and more people, and thus, Gai found himself the starter of something of a fad. There was soon not a single genin team without a pet of its own (Kiba, Hinata, and Shino had not got one, but instead began to spoil Akamaru shamelessly).

It was Naruto, in true Dudley Do-right style, who suggested that the kittens should be trained to be ninja, since they were already pretty much the mascots for Konoha's genin.

Sakura and Lee, who had been with him at the time, both turned to stare first at Naruto, and then at each other, incredulously. After this rare moment of silence, Lee erupted (as Lee is wont to do) with joy, and promptly vanished. Sakura was torn – make certain Naruto didn't do anything stupid, or make certain that Lee didn't do anything stupid? She soon decided she had better follow Naruto, as Lee had Tenten to keep him out of trouble.

Remarkably, Sasuke actually agreed with Naruto.

“It sounds stupid,” He answered to Sakura's shocked stare, “But it would be useful if it worked.”

Sakura didn't really argue with Sasuke very much.

And thus, by the end of the week, the Cell Seven kitten – named, somewhat unoriginally, Nana – was able to not only carry a kunai in her mouth and stab with it, but also to hunt, kill, and bring back anything up to the size of a small rabbit.

Lee, who had been less successful (his kitten could do nothing of the sort, and its chief talent appeared to be jumping onto Neji's head from several feet away at zero notice), was mad with jealousy, and enlisted the help of Shikamaru to devise a plan to make his kitten superior. But that is a tale for another day.

Re: Not quite what you asked for...

[askerian]

*snickers* kitten with a shuriken in its mouth. awww. XDD I AM ZE NINJA KITTEH.

[typecast.livejournal.com]

The black and white spotted cat leveled a bland look at the orange tabby.

"...What?" Naruto meowed, leaping up to join his companion on the windowsill. Sasuke rolled his little kitty eyes.

"She's going to kill you, you idiot," he replied, regarding the now ruined upholstery with a knowing look.

The orange-striped feline tilted his head in indifference and licked a paw, beginning to wipe his face. "No, she won't. She likes me better."

Sasuke shot him a glare. "What does that have to do with anything, stupid?"

"Nothing," the tabby answered, giving the other cat an impish smile. "Hey, why don't you try it?"

The black-haired cat frowned, sparing the couch a glance, "No."

"C'mon, Sasuke," Naruto yowled. "It's fun, I promise."

Sasuke looked at the sofa once more, his claws itching to dig into its soft, fabric-covered arms. Finally, after much debate, he gave into the temptation, gracefully jumping off the sill to perch next to the couch. He lifted his claws and sunk them into the fine piece of furniture, enjoying the tearing sound it made as he kneaded the cloth.

"See? Fun, huh?"

Sasuke grunted, not willing to acknowledge that the other feline had been right. So absorbed in the simple pleasure as he was, he somehow failed to hear the door open and a certain pink-haired owner come in.

"Sasuke, no! Bad kitty!" Sakura shrieked, grabbing a spray bottle off the table and spritzing the black cat with water.

Naruto didn't even gift Sasuke with the mischievously shrewd smile he knew to be on the tabby's face.


Lol, I have no kitty icon. XDD

[gothicstargrl.livejournal.com]

My drabble muse is apparently on vacation (bitch didn't even leave a notice), but you know that saying about pictures and words and the number 1000. :D

[linkity!] (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/gothicstargrl/likeherdingkittens2b.png)

[askerian]

!!!!! :O!!!! AWESOME. *squees and squishes* haha, poor wolfy-kakashi XDDD I love his expression. and eeee sasuke. eeeeee naruto and sakura fighting ♥ this is so adorably adorable ;_; *SAVES*

[sarolynne.livejournal.com]

“Don’t,” Sasuke said, not stirring from his position sprawled across the corner of the kitchen counter. Only the quick flick, flick, flick of his tail betrayed that he was annoyed at all.

Naruto hissed, then turned back the batting at the lose edge of the plastic lining bag in the trashcan. His expression was one of extreme concentration. His claws had already pricked and tore the plastic. The pink haired human would know one of them was at it.

“I said, don’t,” Sasuke huffed, lifting his sleek black head. “You’ll just get us yelled at.”

“But I smell gooooooodies,” he whined at length, reaching for the edge of the can with both paws, stretching to his full, and very unimpressive length. “I waaaaaant them.”

Sasuke humphed, frustrated, and hopped down in one fluid motion, coming to a stop sitting beside the fluffy orange cat. He lifted one white-stocking forepaw and gave it a dignified lick. See? He doesn’t care. It doesn’t matter if the idiot wants to get into the trash.

Then his ears pinned back. “Stop now,” he growled.

“Make me!” Naruto challenged, and the trashcan wobbled.

Sasuke didn’t keep his claws in when he swatted at Naruto. The idiot had so much of that puffy, ridiculous hair sticking out at weird angles, it wasn’t like Sasuke was going to damage him that much if he didn’t aim for an eye or nose.

That didn’t stop Naruto from yowling like his mother had caught him by the scruff of his neck. “Bastard!”

Sasuke cuffed him again. “Stay out of the garbage.”

“Don’t tell me what to do,” Naruto yelled as he pounced.

When Sakura got home, she squirted them both for fighting.

[askerian]

cuffing!! XDD *squishloves*

crack

[trypton88.livejournal.com]

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2806841/1/
more novella than drabble. 2k+ words is novella? its an amusing plot. maybe a true drabble at a later time. I apologize for the horrible spelling. it was a bit slap-dash.
+J+

Re: crack

[askerian]

hee! adorable. :3 thanks!

Okay, the post is going to completely spoil the reply, but...

[joisbishmyoga.livejournal.com]

They would NEVER have gotten away with this in a ninja village, Sasuke thought, perched high on a rafter over the bar tables. And not just because ninja kept a wary eye on shadowy perches like his own, mostly looking for Academy brats and stupid genin who shouldn't overhear some of the things adults talked about. But mostly...

"Naruto!!" Sakura shrieked, absolutely infuriated, down below. She stumbled and danced about, trying not to drop the heavy trayful of dishes she was carrying. "You stupid, stupid cat! Just wait til I get my hands on you, I'll--!" The rest of her threat was lost in a yowl and a round of applause from the customers, most of whom were impressed more by the flash of Sakura's legs than the notable lack of shattering dishware.

Which was exactly why they'd never have gotten away with such a mission in a ninja village. A civilian waitress would've lost at least one of the glasses when tripping over the local ratcatcher. Though a ninja waitress should've really seen the stocky orange tom before it was underfoot, no matter how steathily it was trying to get a good look up her skirt. Stupid Naruto. If he ruined this mission with his damn hormones, Sasuke would seriously consider biting him before they released the Henge.

That decided, Sasuke flicked his tail and settled back in to listen to the conversations starting up again below.

Late kitty vignette...

[silrayn.livejournal.com]

Hello, I'm rather new in the fandom and I liked your fics. Anyway, I tried my hand in writing kitty.

Tentative Title: Mating Season
Author: silrayn silverfur

Waoooooooooooowoooo…hiss…smack!

Sasuke looked up from his sunny windowsill just in time to see a streak of orange whack through the cat flap. He flicked his black ears disdainfully and cleaned his mackerel-stripped tail.

Oh, it was that time of the year again.

"Hey, Sasuke-teme, Sakura was looking for you." Naruto said as bounced on the couch to where Sasuke was posed. The orange tabby sported many scratches on his face and his puffy short knot of a tail looked a little tatty.

"Before or after you tried to mount her, dobe?" Sasuke drawled in a low cat voice.

"Don't call me that, bastard!" The tabby swatted Sasuke on the head with one soft paw.

I would rather mount you, moron…

It was fairly annoying how the idiot was so oblivious sometimes. Naruto always tried for Sakura when there was no shortage of cats who wanted him.

Well, Hinata's quite shy about it, but surely a female who walked in front of you all the time during mating season was a dead give away…

Sasuke had smacked some sense in Neji's head when the black tom went visiting through the cat flap. He shared his territory with Naruto and no one else, especially not a rival tom.

Idiot...

eee, thank you ^___^

[askerian]

*snerk*

"Hey, Sasuke-teme, Sakura was looking for you."

"Before or after you tried to mount her, dobe?"

*giggles*

There are some funny lines and ideas, though it's kind of lacking in storyline. O.o;

Anyway, cute! thank you ^___^

I blame you all for making me want to write...

[drace-hunter.livejournal.com]

I blame you all for this! I got caught in the idea... an now all these ideas are running around... so now i wrote something... and it's too long to put in a comment so i had to post it in my liveJournal as an entry. here's the link...

http://drace-hunter.livejournal.com/2497.html

cruse you all for stirring up my muses... now i wont get anything done... i'll just sit and type up more and more neko-naru stories... *goes off to sulk... and write*

Re: I blame you all for making me want to write...

[drace-hunter.livejournal.com]

curse you all times two!... i went a wrote another part to the one above... but it's kinda... lemonly... nothing too much just enough to probably call it a lemon. anways here's the link if anyone is interested.

http://drace-hunter.livejournal.com/2565.html

*stomps off to go the BED NOW! thank-you-all-very-much-for-giving-me-creative-thoughts-before-i-tried-to-go-to-sleep! it's 4 in the MORNING NOW!

Just wanted to make something too...

[gonrie.livejournal.com]

There it goes...




The minute he saw an orange white tail pass behind him, he knew that the peace that he had lived in for 3 hours was going to be shattered. He closed his eyes and waited for the idiot to complain about something…

Silence…

That was weird. Curious and somehow annoyed that the other cat didn’t make any kind of sounds, he slowly turned his head toward him.

Naruto’s back was facing him but he could see bites and some scratches on him.

‘Dobe must have fight with Kiba again’ He thought, rolling his eyes.

After 2 minutes of seeing him try to stand up and failing miserably, he took pity on Naruto. Getting up himself, he trailed his way toward the other cat.

“What do you want?” Barked Naruto, annoyed by the fact he looked like a complete weakling in front of his rival

Saying nothing, he quickly rolled Naruto on his back, sat on his belly and began to lick the scratches on his face. Just as he saw the little mouth of his blond companion open “Just shut up and let me do it” he told him and he was sure a blush *I know a cat can’t blush but anyway…* was now formed on his face

And that somehow made Naruto smiled shyly and let Sasuke continue to lick him.





(Sorry if I made some mistake...)

Re: Just wanted to make something too...

[askerian]

aww, so cute~ Thank you ^___^