Life and Times of Teh Asuka

I blame edenfalling. Blaaaame. BLAAAAME.

edit: NOW WITH RAREPAIR FIC PIMPING. y'all can find the johnkats and davekats yourselves. XD

Okay first ( What I look for in Homestuck fanfic )

Second ( My favorite characters & why )

Third ( the actual pairings )

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27 262 words.

Holy mother of God.

It's, I think, pretty much all Battlefield Terra. *stares at that fic* >_>

But anyway.

POSTED:
-Homestuck: Adventures in Collaborative Storytelling John/Jade(/Karkat) awkward cybering (2 562 words)
-Homestuck: Battlefield Terra chapters end-of-3 and 4 (16 617 words and also linked to on AO3 because too many pos on lj i am a lazy asuka.)
-Naruto: Spin Me Right Round Baby SasuNaruSaku drunken fun (2 885 words)
-Naruto: Sai/Sasuke, crowd pleaser, kissing (715 words)
-Naruto: Kisame/Itachi, adoring, kissing (184 words)
-FF7: Daemon AU: City of the Ancients (150 words -- THERE WERE SO FEW WORDS MISSING FOR SO MANY MONTHS WHY oh well I have beaten that bitch.)

(I also posted Lone Wolf and Pilot chapter 1 part 1 but it had been complete for a little while already, I just got tired of sitting on it and cut the chapter in two.)

WORKS IN PROGRESS
-Gundam Wing: Lone Wolf and Pilot (1 138 words)
-FF7: Daemon AU: zack prequel (559 words)
-Homestuck: Terezi/Dave/Karkat rping harem pr0nz. (yes seriously.) (2 452 words)

( teasers thataway )

I am officially persuaded that ths fic is voodoo. I can't stop writing it. It's going by SO FAST. The fuck is going on.

Characters/Pairings: John Egbert/Karkat Vantas, Alpha and Beta kids.
Contains: Discussions of potential rape & skeeviness, culture clashes, prisoner of war stuff, creepy bioware, xeno shenanigans.
Summary: Basically I threw Gundam and Evangelion in a blender and poured the resulting coat of gross paint onto Homestuck characters. Wooo. Or, John Egbert Is A Teenage PseudoGundam Pilot Out To Save The World, Karkat Vantas Is An Evil Conquering Alien From Space, They Eventually Make Out.

( John woke up the next morning via a kick to the face. )

( SHIT ADI AND I SAID DURING THE WRITING. )

Yeah, I'm posting this chapter in pieces, because I'm going to have to scrape and restart the next scene for the SECOND time and I already hated it the first and I need me some motivation.

It's still 4 200 words long, mind. Whee for superlong chapters.

Fandom: Gundam Wing
Pairing: Duo Maxwell/Heero Yuy
Characters: Duo Maxwell, Wufei Chang, Lady Une
Summary: Duo doesn't want to join the Preventers, thankyouverymuch. Preserving the peace is all well and good but he likes answering to no one but himself, and like hell he wants to buddy up to people he and Killer used to stand against, back during the war.

Only the Preventers have a pack, and his brother-wolf doesn't, never has, deserves to, and maybe a junkyard dog isn't all a warrior wolf should be.

(Fusion of sorts with the Iskryne/A Companion to Wolves series, though mostly I only use the huge, sentient, telepathic wolves. Because It's Fun Okay.)

Prologue

( Chapter 1, part 1 )

Askerian: oh man random trains of thought
bkprsn101: prrt?
Askerian: it started on me pondering the bechdel test and ending on my ofic characters ( Read more... )

I've been watching GW eps as I bike away on my apartment fitness bikethinger, two by two. It's a good motivator, even if half the time I end up cracking up because of some forgotten bout of cheesiness. It's too bad i can't take notes when i'm up there pedaling away to share my thoughts later on, usually by the time I get off the bike I've forgotten what I wanted to say.

Anyway right now I'm up to episode, uh, I forget the number, where Zechs and Heero have their pointless battle in the snow and Relena gets her airplane in the middle.

In this episode and the previous few, I have been getting so many trowa=♥=>heero I can not believe it.

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Naruto fandom only because man it's been too long since I've written any Naruto.

Rules:
1) Give me a couple of characters (or a trio I guess)
2) optional: give me a word or a mood
3) I write you kissies! (caveat: as always this is subject to the whime of my inspiration. i'll try my best but no promises.)

You can give me up to three couples/prompts in one go. If you win the asuka lottery and I write you something, you get to ask again.

You can ask for one of my Naruto OCs if you feel like it. (dunno if anyone'd want to, but that time I wrote Sasuke/Jin cracked me up, so why not.)

You can ask for something in one of my existing 'verses! (yes even cyborgverse though I might come to regret this one XD;;)

I don't like inter-generation pairings (Itachi being somewhat excepted I suppose). Also please no Kakashi/Iruka. ._.


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NaruSasuSaku - Spin The Bottle
Sai/Sasuke, crowd pleaser
kisame/itachi, adoring


whoops it's four am. Going to bed, I'll likely try to do more tomorrow, you can keep prompting though. (WHY NO LESBIANS, GUYS.)

Oh god I completed something today. It'd be more awesome if this hadn't been missing literally the LAST TWO PARAGRAPHS for the last four months. auuugh.

This is part of the Cloud/Tifa/Aeris divergence that started with "Interrupted By Fireworks". It's also where the plot really starts to swerve from the game.

Archive.

Tifa's daemon = Breon, Nibelheim stag.
Aeris' daemon = Simon, orange tabby housecat.
Cloud's daemon = Skally, a cuahl/coeurl (cheetah with dragon whiskers)

She watched Cloud and Skally leap from pillar to pillar, reach the stairs' landing, climb up to the platform, the strange altar where Aeris and Simon waited, and she almost stayed behind.

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1. Go to page 77 (or 7, or just hit pagedown 7 times) of your current manuscript.
2. Go to line 7
3. Copy down the next 7 lines – sentences or paragraphs – and post them as they’re written.
4. Tag 7 other authors. I NEVER TAG. SO THERE.

... It really depends on how you define current. >__> Also it seems like all my fics are either three pages long or thirty-forty at the moment, or page 77 is all notes, or it's a chapter I already posted. Um.

1. Teamwork: Wedding, chapter 2

Naruto would have been annoyed at him any other day for that 'heel, Pochi!' tone but honestly at the moment he could only use his last remaining braincells not engaged in a confusing dance of kill him dead and no, eat him first (not even a Kyuubi to blame for that one) to grab the shit out of that lifeline. He jumped up on his feet, made a vague, aborted hand gesture toward the door to the pool to indicate he was leaving, and stormed out before his jaw could unclench and a river of swearing could come pouring out.

"Why are you calling me like I'm your dog!" he snarled at Sasuke, who only growled back and gestured at him sharply to sit into the pool next to him, and it was a good thing Naruto had been sitting there on his own anyway but he still kicked Sasuke under the water for it.

"He keeps talking about your dick," Sasuke said under his breath, "like hell I'm leaving you alone with him."

"Well there's no need, apparently he likes yours better anyway!" Naruto replied, throwing his hands up, and when Sasuke snorted at him his eyes narrowed. "Only he's not sure you can get it up."

Crackle.

2. Dregs of the Storm (low-fantasy homestuck AU)

He didn't want to be culled. He tried it again. Push, push... Flop, on his back. Victory. So exhausted. The human was crouching over him, looking at him upside down.

The human was crouching over him.

3. Battlefield Terra

"I'm fine, I'm fine! Will you stop being so nosy."

Rose speared him with a withering glare. "You're being a little cavalier here, for a person who needed to be rescued from a mess of his own making not two minutes ago."

John wilted.

"Your own high-handed removal of the alien from their custody opened you to this -- we can't very well argue it's illegal when you just did the same. We'd have no leg to stand on."

4. FF7 Daemon AU, the Cloud/Tifa/Aeris divergence

Nanaki picked Simon up like a kitten, and, cautiously as possible, he settled him on Aeris' lap.

Tifa suddenly wanted to touch him, that tiny sodden ball of orange fur, wanted to warm him in her hands and cuddle him close, keep him safe. Such a confident, fearless personality, but the body was so tiny, tiny adorable white-tipped paws and tiny head that would have fit into her hand with room to spare.

Aeris was a bit sideways on Tifa, Tifa reclining against the wall and Aeris slumped against her chest. If she shuffled their weights just a little bit he might shift and touch her arm. Tifa bit her lip and closed her eyes and stayed perfectly still as Breon curved his neck over to breathe a gust of warm air on Simon and give a cautious nudge.

Nanaki sighed and flopped down on their other side, so Tifa's shoulder and Aeris' backs rested on his flank, and he draped a heavy front paw across the three of them.

5. Wufei in FF7 crossover

"I'll tell you, giving up ain't one! I'd do the same for you--"

"I wouldn't want you to!"

Quatre deflated, face scrunching up in pain. Duo stared at him. Oh, it wasn't fair, he didn't have a right to just stop fighting, Duo wasn't done.

"Duo," Quatre said, very quietly, "you're destroying yourself, do you think any of us would want that?"

6. Lone Wolf and Pilot

Smooth shiny loose hair, neat pantsuit, screaming professional-but-not-military down to her polished fingertips -- only she wasn't seated with perfect poise to match her dry greeting, she had Glen's heavy head on her shoulder and was wrist-deep in his fur, giving his neck practiced scritchies. When Wufei came to a stop before her desk she slowly let her hands fall; the look they traded was... weird, just weird.

Sword oil and crushed rose petals, Killer shared cautiously, confused, and it wasn't the name of anyone in the room but it was so present Duo could almost smell it himself. He could swear he used to know who...

Oh, right.

Must be awkward to see your old commander's brother attached to the guy who killed him.

Rather, yes, came Wufei's response, sharp but tired, worn.

7. ofic - Territoriality

He'd be pissing blood in two hours, he knew it. Right now it was hard to care much.

Hard to feel anything much, to be honest. The suppressants were doing their job. Tyr sat beside Doctor 'call me Marian' Drey's desk and stared at the weird trinkets on it and didn't even want to pick up any. Or do much of anything but sit here, to be honest.

"So how are you feeling right now?"