Life and Times of Teh Asuka

monthly word count - march

Sat, 04 Apr 2026 16:30:40 GMT

TOTAL : 1 258 words.
hgghfb.

POSTED: nada

IN PROGRESS:
-svsss cosplay fic (104 words)
-bleach suburban ot4 (320 words)
-bnha dabihawks crack oneshot (834 words)

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monthly word count - jan + feb

Sun, 01 Mar 2026 21:47:33 GMT

TOTAL: 2500 words

POSTED: nuthin.

IN PROGRESS
-cherry wine (madatobiizu ABO) (1070 words, of which i might well discard all of them. attempted a new start for the chapter and it didn't work either.)
-BNHA - post war dabihawks silliness (224 words, barely the intro and even then it's too clunky)
-bleach suburban ot4 (103 words. hgbvksjbvtstvsbts.)
-SVSSS cosplay fic (1036 words)
-bleach bloodsport (67 words)

wrote so little in january i forgot to track it. barely better in february tbh. all i did was edits and snippets that died as soon as i started them. i also still haven't done my yearly wordcount but honestly i dun wanna. just... not a good season.

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monthly word count - december

Thu, 01 Jan 2026 19:49:59 GMT

total: 848 words

posted: nop

in progress: suburban ot4, 848 words. mostly edits. the scene is kinda hopefully unblocked now, or the block just traveled down. idk.

this month was the *shittiest*.

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monthly word count - november

Tue, 02 Dec 2025 20:53:02 GMT

TOTAL: 2127

POSTED: nop

IN PROGRESS
-SVSSS cosplay fic chapter 3 (1331 words)
-Bleach suburban OT4 (182 words)
-thing (378 words)
-cherry wine chapter 11 (280 words, all edits)

no teaser this month.

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monthly word count - october

Sat, 01 Nov 2025 15:36:09 GMT

TOTAL: 1521, a lot of which i'll probably have to discard. yee.

POSTED: zip

IN PROGRESS:
-suburban ot4, nel and grim scene i might have to cut out (900 words)
-cherry wine : touka and tobirama that's not gelling (528 words)
-svsss cosplay fic (93 words)

hhsvbhsh.

no teasers this month.

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Battlefield Terra sort of, really messy summary

Sun, 19 Oct 2025 19:19:42 GMT

hello! hope youre doing well!! im on a bit of a homestuck kick lately with the animated pilot coming out and all i started rereading all my old fav fics. battlefield terra is still so amazing after all these years! i forgot how funny it was at parts and how the emotional or serious bits were such gut punches, and gamkar reunion arghhh. still hits right! i know beens been a damn long time, and i hope im not coming off as pushy, but i hope youll come back and give us a summary of what would have happened next. or not, no pressure! anyway thanks for writing 10/10 will read again!

hey, thank you. :)
i've been meaning to write the summary for BT for years and it keeps eating all my spoons. idk if you've seen this post which has the next chapter's first scene (fallout from the kiss and preparation for battle) but then i got bogged down in battle stuff. there was some vriska shenanigans VS karkat/john mindmeld and it was so damn hard to convey properly.
it's been so long now that i don't really remember any details. it's not like MotDP where i have the last two-three chapters plotted out pretty dang tight and know exactly where it ends. if i had kept going, BT would have been at a minimum 300k long (more likely to be 500-600k considering the chapters kept doing the accordion on me) and the later arcs were very "handwave it happens somehow".
i'm looking through my notes though and will paste them under there

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monthly word count - september

Wed, 01 Oct 2025 19:37:03 GMT

TOTAL: 1 077 words.
jeeeeeeeze this is my worst month in years. not surprised.

Posted: nein.

In progress:
-suburban ot4 (1 019 words.)
-svsss cosplay fic (58... words...)

and i haven't posted any ot4 either cause i'm slowly but surely catching up so i need to slow the heck down. last year when i started posting one chapter a month or thereabouts i was writing chpt 20 and now i'm on... chapter 22. not sustenable.

( teaser... one teaser..... )

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monthly word count - august

Tue, 02 Sep 2025 17:16:44 GMT

TOTAL: 2 261
.. :/

POSTED : nuthin.

IN PROGRESS:
-svsss cosplay fic (994 words)
-cherry wine ABO (1 267 words.. half discards)

ALSO POSTED:
Bleach OT4 chapter 12

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monthly word count - July

Sat, 02 Aug 2025 16:02:40 GMT

TOTAL: 3 635

POSTED: nuthin.

IN PROGRESS:
-In This Economy (grimmichihimenel suburban ot4) (2 217 words)
-cherry wine (madatobiizu ABO) (886 words)
-SVSSS cosplay fic (532 words)

ALSO POSTED:
In This Economy chapter 11.

...sighflops.

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monthly word count - june

Tue, 01 Jul 2025 16:03:35 GMT

TOTAL: 1 718...
... uuuuuuuuuuuugh. i mean for 10 days of that i was on vacation in greece but i had so much free time AND air conditioning and the rest of the month was also dead, so what gives, self. maybe it's the heat... :/

upside, i posted quite a bit! nice, nice.

POSTED !!! :
-cosplaying in another dimension with my tamagotchi! Chapter 2 (svsss, shen yuan/original luo binghe, adventure, OCs. (42 words XD)
-in This Economy chapters 9 and 10 ( bleach suburban ot4), seriously self post them slower BUT i managed to edit/fluff up the biggest issues i had with chapter 10, so it does in fact count like i wrote it this month.

IN PROGRESS
-cosplaying in another dimension with my tamagotchi! Chapter 3 (481 words)
-bleach suburban ot4 chapter 21 (946 words)
-naruto - cherry wine - madatobiizu ABO (180 words, very cool bit buuuut it contradicts early canon so hrthghgmmghghgh if can't fix then might not keep. not gonna post it.)

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monthly word count - May

Sun, 01 Jun 2025 14:52:22 GMT

TOTAL: 5 697
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

POSTED: nothin'!

IN PROGRESS
-In This Economy - bleach suburban ot4 (1 173 words)
-SVSSS Cosplay fic (4 149 words!! imma post chapter 2 soonish.)
-bleach: bloodsport (4 words) ( ;_; )
-Cherry Wine - MadaTobiIzu ABO (369 words)

this month has been good! finally managed to fix a scene i hated in the suburban ot4 chapter 10, AND managed to fix all the problems i had with the cosplay fic so i could finish chapter 2 and even start chapter 3, AND cherry wine!!! le gasp.

bloodsport lied to me about having inspiration and then promptly dying again. hrmghg. one day i will finish you, you jerk. one day...

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Monthly wordcount - April

Thu, 01 May 2025 17:24:17 GMT

TOTAL: 4 297

POSTED:
-Cherry WIne chapter 10 - madara/tobirama/izuna ABO (1 570 words)

IN PROGRESS:
-In This Economy - bleach suburban ot4 (2 224 words)
-SVSSS - cosplay fic (503 words)

so much editing for cherry wine but that bitch is done! now i just need to... oh fuck i need to come up with a whole ass transition chapter. what do people want to see? my ideas for what happens here are so vague.

so much editing for the cosplay fic and it feels like every time i fix one issue to what was supposed to be a short scene i add another 500 words which end up causing *another* issue... ugh.

Also posted: In This Economy chapter 8.

( teasers thataway )

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monthly word count - march

Tue, 01 Apr 2025 17:01:08 GMT

TOTAL: 4 390 words. hmmmmmmm... progress!

POSTED: nuthin.

IN PROGRESS
-In This Economy (bleach suburban ot4) (2 586 words)
-Cherry wine chapter 10 (madatobiizu ABO) (1 804 words)

and... nothing else! hmmmgh.

also posted: some old In This Economy (bleach suburban ot4).

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Monthly word count - February

Sat, 01 Mar 2025 15:05:23 GMT

TOTAL: 2 536 words

POSTED: nuthin'

IN PROGRESS:
-svsss: cosplay fic chapter 2 (1 010 words) (so close to the last scene of the chapter!! hhhghhghg. go go go self don't give up)
-naruto: cherry wine: madatobiizu ABO (1 332 words) (>:E i WILL!!!!! complete this fucking chapter in march!!!!! SO CLOSE SELF KEEP GOING raaaaarghghghg!!!)
-bleach: grimmichi: bloodsport (194 words) (that fic is a goddamn zombie. not a twitch for a year and then it surges up for a good scare and dies again.)

Can't post any cherry wine teaser because all of it is massively spoilery! alas alas.

( other two teasers thataway )

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monthly word count - January

Sat, 01 Feb 2025 15:12:47 GMT

TOTAL: 1 439
;_;

POSTED: nothin

IN PROGRESS:
-bleach suburban ot4 chapter 21 (646 words)
-svsss cosplay fic (371 words, just edits)
-madatobiizu cherry wine (422 words)

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Yearly word count - 2024

Sat, 04 Jan 2025 19:58:09 GMT

jan: 1 266
feb: 7 422
mar: 3 025
apr: 4 604
may: 3 026
jun: 5 163
jul: 4 652
aug: 7 143
sep: 4 557
oct: 1 247
nov: 2 839
dec: 3 284
TOTAL: 48 228
AVERAGE: 4 019/month
... slightly better than last year, i guess!

2010: 136 235, average: 11 353/month. ... :X :X :X
2011: 167 675, average: 13 973/month. :X
2012: 332 396, average: 27 700/month. eeeeeeee.
2013: 396 917, average: 33 076/month !!!!!!!!
2014: 315 332, average: 26 276/month ... :X
2015: 206 403, average: 17 200/month.
2016: 127 495, average: 10 625/month. >:(
2017: 80 828, average: 6 736/month. .__.
2018: 128 033, avergage: 10 669/month. FUCK YOU 2017.
2019: 159 609, average: 13 300/month. huh!
2020: 105 791, average: 8 816/month. ... hhghhrhhhhhhhhhhhhhh flops.
2021: 101 776, average: 8 481.33/month. =__=
2022: 73 461, average: 6 121.75/month. hhAHHJZVB WORSE THAN 2017
2023: 40 155, average: 3 346.25/month. this used to be three months' worth. hgh.
2024: 48 228, average: 4 019/month. sighflop.

FICS I POSTED THIS YEAR:

-chapters 1 to 4 of In This Economy, the bleach grimmjow/ichigo/orihime/nelliel suburban ot4. it's still not done but i'm writing chapter 21 atm so hey, i'm hoping.
-chapter 1 of cosplaying in another dimension with my tamagotchi! - svsss, shen yuan adventuring in PIDW, eventual SY/luo bing-ge
-Swimming With the Fishes - bleach daemon AU ficlet 8, yakuza OC POV on harribel wondering what the fuck.
-You Know Better Babe - Ichigo ending/sidefic for the grimmichi pack fuckening ABO.
-chapter 9 of Days on a Wire - cherry wine - madatobiizu ABO
-To End a War - grimmichihime arranged marriage AU oneshot.
-Foretold by the Gods - SVSSS - moshang arranged marriage oneshot.

couple new ficlets/oneshots, some super slow progress on cherry wine, finally gave in and started posting the suburban ot4... still feel like every new fic i've come up with this year has been forced out and written by rote and not inspiration. but there were a few new things even so, therefore stfu brain.

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Monthly wordcount - december

Sat, 04 Jan 2025 19:06:38 GMT

TOTAL: 3 284
mnghghsgbhhgbs.

POSTED: nothin!

IN PROGRESS
-cherry wine (632 words, mostly edits)
-grimmichi psychic wolves chapter 6.5 (428 words)
-grimmich bloodsport (337 words)
-grimmichinelhime suburban ot4 chapter 20-21 (1 657 words)
-svsss cosplay fic chapter 2 (230 words, purely edits annnnnd it looks like i'mgonna need to restructure and rewrite the whole chapter anyway, so. hate.)

Also posted:
-In This Economy chapter 4, the ichigo/orihime/grimmjow/nelliel suburban ot4.

i've noodled and edited and nothing else this month. ugh. i think i should start tracking what i do AROUND writing, such as coming up with OCs and settings and plotting future things out...not sure how but otherwise i just feel like nothing happened at all. it's just too hard to stay on task witout a copilot. bleh. miss having a beta.

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Monthly word count - november

Sun, 01 Dec 2024 19:49:44 GMT

TOTAL: 2 839
... whiiine

POSTED:nothin'.

IN PROGRESS:
-svsss - cosplaying in another dimension with my tamagotchi! chapter 2 (554 words)
-grimmichi - bloodsport (314 words)
-suburban ot4 chapter 20 (1 407 words)
-a POV switching scene for a meme for cherry wine that does not count as anything complete because it's gonna stay on tumblr (564 words)

Also posted, though written like four years ago:
-In This Economy chapters 1 to 3, AKA the ichigo/orihime/grimmjow/nelliel suburban ot4.

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Monthly word count - october

Mon, 04 Nov 2024 15:05:24 GMT

TOTAL: 1 247... damn... jeeze... frick

POSTED: nothin!

IN PROGRESS
-cherry wine - madatobiizu ABO (555 words, half of it edits. fight scene bad.)
-svsss - cosplay fic (663 words, half of it edits. fight scene worse.)
-bleach suburban ot4 (29 words, all edits. sigh.)

only a teaser for svsss, everything else is too fragmented :(

( Read more... )<_<] '... If you were bound to a toaster, I would dunk you in the Marianas trench. No bathtub would suffice.' [^o^ Much better! ^o^] [9_9 Too fancy now though. 6_6]

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Monthly word count - September

Tue, 01 Oct 2024 13:18:50 GMT

TOTAL: 4 557
i thought it would be more... :(

POSTED: none

IN PROGRESS
-bleach: suburban ot4 (370 words)
-naruto: cherry wine chapter idk (45 words) (what is STUCK with it i don't get it ahhghgh!)
-svsss: cosplay fic (4 142 words)

...cosplay fic totally ate the others to sustain itself there, didn't it. SIGH.

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teasers ..; actually only for svsss because the others are mostly a bunch of edits and small bits. harrumph.

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monthly word count - august

Sun, 01 Sep 2024 12:18:04 GMT

TOTAL: 7 143
some progress!

POSTED: nothin'

IN PROGRESS
-bleach - suburban ot4, two attempts at the start of chapter 20, both failed (349 words)
-svsss - cosplay binggeyuan fic (6 691 words) (where did it come from???)
-cherry wine (32 words) (something is wrong in what's already written and i can't figure out what)
-mdzs - attempt at fic that immediately died on me idk (71 words)

yeah so the winner of this month is the cosplay fic, wow. :X

Also posted:
-Swimming With the Fishes - bleach Daemon AU outside yakuza POV, harribel
-You Know Better Babe - bleach ABO sequel ficlet to Howling Outside Your Door, ichigo nesting feels.

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monthly word count - july

Thu, 01 Aug 2024 17:47:16 GMT

TOTAL: 4 652
it really felt like more but that's because it all happened in the last two weeks XD;;; i really can't keep a consistent impression further than that, huh.

POSTED: zip.

IN PROGRESS:
-mada/tobi/izu cherry wine ABO (2 150 words)
-bleach suburban ot4 (2 345 words)
-svsss silliness, unpostable atm and maybe ever (157 words)

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monthly word count - june

Tue, 02 Jul 2024 10:57:36 GMT

TOTAL: 5 163

POSTED:
-Bleach - daemon AU : harribel (1 644 words)

IN PROGRESS
-Bleach suburban ot4 (698 words)
-Naruto Cherry wine (966 words)
-SVSSS silly divergent timeline AU that idk if i'll finish (1 545 words)
-Bleach - daemon AU : random grimmjow scene (310 words)

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Monthly word count - may

Sat, 01 Jun 2024 13:41:34 GMT

TOTAL: 3 026... :(((((((((
this month has been BAD for my concentration. upside, i plotted out several things like cherry wine and also wasted idk how long making family trees for uchiha and senju. totally essential, glad you all agree. u_u;;;;

ok i also tried to come up with a quick svsss arranged marriage bingqiu and got so into "no but i need more setup for it, it makes no sense like this" and now it seems to be SQH crack with qijiu instead because *shen yuan hasn't been born yet* what the frick self.

POSTED : nothin.

IN PROGRESS
-svsss cracky plot divergence (1 545 words)
-bleach suburban ot4 (1 481 words)

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Monthly word count - April

Wed, 01 May 2024 14:14:21 GMT

TOTAL: 4 604
low but on the upside i plotted out and got started on the last chapter for cherry wine's capital arc, FUCK yes finally. X_X

POSTED: nothing new! a battlefield terra scene languishing in my files since 2017 tho.

IN PROGRESS
-cherry wine - madatobiizu ABO chapter 10 (1 548 words)
-bleach suburban ot4 (2 553 words)
-bleach: attempt at one of my unusual inheritances prompts that swiftly died on me (503 words) (if you ever think "oh it's such an obvious plot i will remember for sure" THAT IS SATAN LYING TO YOU.)

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