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tyr story - random blatherings on my female characters
Askerian: oh man random trains of thought
bkprsn101: prrt?
Askerian: it started on me pondering the bechdel test and ending on my ofic characters
Askerian: xiang(1) and athena(2) XD;;
(1) Weretiger, chinese, military Captain, 5"3
(2) human normal, black, tall and curvy
bkprsn101: ah
Askerian: i was like okay what non-men related discussion can i be having with my female characters
Askerian: and xiang and serrano will probably have some plot related stuff at some point but im not seeing them becoming friends or anything
Askerian: but xiang does have a best friend!
Askerian: who is a secretary, and is fine not being a soldier and being a secretary and she is damn well competent at this thank you
Askerian: and yes they could talk about their jobs and the movies they want to see
bkprsn101: Secretaries are really important! Without them everything else collapses. Can't run if someone doesn't man the bloody phones
bkprsn101: and the schedule
Askerian: but then athena informed the xiang in my head that damn, colonel reynolds is a damn fine woman, athena would SO bang her.
bkprsn101: XDDDDDD
Askerian: xiang: ... can i list all the things wrong with this.
Askerian: (none of them being omg you're two women!!! by the way)
bkprsn101: yeah. More like "...isn't she sort of your boss?"
bkprsn101: "Or one of them?"
Askerian: "she's older"
"more experienced! :-D "
"she's twice your age!!"
"still in fine fighting trim. mmm."
bkprsn101: "In the military?
bkprsn101: XDDD
Askerian: "she's your boss!"
"i'm the one harassing her."
bkprsn101: Xiang *flails a lot*
Askerian: "is she even a lesbian????"
"let's find out! :-D "
bkprsn101: hahahahaha
Askerian: i love athena, she's a ball
bkprsn101: she sounds like a spitfire. ♥
Askerian: btw reynolds is not a lesbian, and she does have to respect the chain of command with soldiers, but she sees nothing wrong with letting admirators admire her. bodily.
Askerian: she's just not going to shack up with anyone for real. oh, maybe she'll have a cute, young little thing to warm her cold apartment for a couple months at a go, but that's it. XD
bkprsn101: XDD
bkprsn101: and now I love all of your female characters. All of them.
Askerian: yay ♥♥
bkprsn101: Not that I didn't before. But I had not yet met some, so.
bkprsn101: u.u
bkprsn101: I can now love people specifically instead of preemptively.
Askerian: reynolds is 45 or so and she wears bright red lipstick and eats idiots for breakfast.
bkprsn101: >.>
Askerian: bwahaha
bkprsn101: ...So, Dian is kind of terrified of her in an admiring sort of way?
bkprsn101: since he strikes me as sort of reckless and I get the feeling she Would Not Approve
Askerian: XD
Askerian: they have headbutting contests
Askerian: she always wins, but he refuses to accept it
bkprsn101: hahahahaha
bkprsn101: everyone else is going "Dude, just stop," and he is all "NO I WAS TOTALLY RIGHT." No you weren't, Dian. No you weren't.
Askerian: XD
Askerian: he doesn't like her, she finds that funny
Askerian: like she cares, she still has him by the short hairs
Askerian: oh, athena and dian
Askerian: she'd totally flirt with him like crazy
Askerian: and then sorry i'm a lesbian.
Askerian: foiled!
bkprsn101: XDDDD
bkprsn101: I really want that to happen now
Askerian: u.u
Askerian: him or gabe. that'd be hilarious.
Askerian: 'course now i want athena/reynolds to be a real thing
Askerian: i don't even know if reynolds has a first name!
bkprsn101: XD She totally should never have a first name.
bkprsn101: prrt?
Askerian: it started on me pondering the bechdel test and ending on my ofic characters
Askerian: xiang(1) and athena(2) XD;;
(1) Weretiger, chinese, military Captain, 5"3
(2) human normal, black, tall and curvy
bkprsn101: ah
Askerian: i was like okay what non-men related discussion can i be having with my female characters
Askerian: and xiang and serrano will probably have some plot related stuff at some point but im not seeing them becoming friends or anything
Askerian: but xiang does have a best friend!
Askerian: who is a secretary, and is fine not being a soldier and being a secretary and she is damn well competent at this thank you
Askerian: and yes they could talk about their jobs and the movies they want to see
bkprsn101: Secretaries are really important! Without them everything else collapses. Can't run if someone doesn't man the bloody phones
bkprsn101: and the schedule
Askerian: but then athena informed the xiang in my head that damn, colonel reynolds is a damn fine woman, athena would SO bang her.
bkprsn101: XDDDDDD
Askerian: xiang: ... can i list all the things wrong with this.
Askerian: (none of them being omg you're two women!!! by the way)
bkprsn101: yeah. More like "...isn't she sort of your boss?"
bkprsn101: "Or one of them?"
Askerian: "she's older"
"more experienced! :-D "
"she's twice your age!!"
"still in fine fighting trim. mmm."
bkprsn101: "In the military?
bkprsn101: XDDD
Askerian: "she's your boss!"
"i'm the one harassing her."
bkprsn101: Xiang *flails a lot*
Askerian: "is she even a lesbian????"
"let's find out! :-D "
bkprsn101: hahahahaha
Askerian: i love athena, she's a ball
bkprsn101: she sounds like a spitfire. ♥
Askerian: btw reynolds is not a lesbian, and she does have to respect the chain of command with soldiers, but she sees nothing wrong with letting admirators admire her. bodily.
Askerian: she's just not going to shack up with anyone for real. oh, maybe she'll have a cute, young little thing to warm her cold apartment for a couple months at a go, but that's it. XD
bkprsn101: XDD
bkprsn101: and now I love all of your female characters. All of them.
Askerian: yay ♥♥
bkprsn101: Not that I didn't before. But I had not yet met some, so.
bkprsn101: u.u
bkprsn101: I can now love people specifically instead of preemptively.
Askerian: reynolds is 45 or so and she wears bright red lipstick and eats idiots for breakfast.
bkprsn101: >.>
Askerian: bwahaha
bkprsn101: ...So, Dian is kind of terrified of her in an admiring sort of way?
bkprsn101: since he strikes me as sort of reckless and I get the feeling she Would Not Approve
Askerian: XD
Askerian: they have headbutting contests
Askerian: she always wins, but he refuses to accept it
bkprsn101: hahahahaha
bkprsn101: everyone else is going "Dude, just stop," and he is all "NO I WAS TOTALLY RIGHT." No you weren't, Dian. No you weren't.
Askerian: XD
Askerian: he doesn't like her, she finds that funny
Askerian: like she cares, she still has him by the short hairs
Askerian: oh, athena and dian
Askerian: she'd totally flirt with him like crazy
Askerian: and then sorry i'm a lesbian.
Askerian: foiled!
bkprsn101: XDDDD
bkprsn101: I really want that to happen now
Askerian: u.u
Askerian: him or gabe. that'd be hilarious.
Askerian: 'course now i want athena/reynolds to be a real thing
Askerian: i don't even know if reynolds has a first name!
bkprsn101: XD She totally should never have a first name.
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(I'm picturing Athena coming to visit Xiang on her days off, oh hi don't mind me and don't pounce me either I have a rolled-up newspaper, Xiang darling good to see you have you gotten to shoot anybody yet? *sparkle*)
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Athena sounds like her unofficial military rank should be Troll 1st Class.