silly chat with Adi

[askerian]

Askerian: i wanna write a pesterlog. ;;
Askerian: dave/karkat? but i'd need a topic. hrrn. :-\
Adi: hrm. Well, there are always the romance novels
Askerian: XD

Adi: it would be kind of hilarious if Karkat makes Dave listen to one that begins to sound disturbingly like it's about them
Askerian: it's already a pretty similar situation
Adi: true
Askerian: kinda wanted dave to pester karkat more though >.> if dave doesn't want to listen he'd just log out
Adi: well, it's the meteor. I feel like Karkat would just log him back in and continue
Askerian: maybe he was reading the book rose forgot on the table and it's too hilarious to pass up XD
Askerian: yeah but he'd just minimize the window
Adi: ...point
Adi: point was that he didn't read Troll though, right?
Askerian: rose had kanaya translate it for her. XDDD
Adi: hahaha okay, that works
Askerian: ... or maybe what he found was another book that kanaya translated for rose. hmm
Adi: XDDDD
Askerian: "listen i know youre all about this hot quadrant zigzag chicken thing but i have a way better idea right here at my fingertips dude.
Askerian: we can roleplay.
Askerian: karkat: *EXPLODES*
Askerian: XD
Adi: hahahaha
Askerian: i wonder what a typical romance plot would be like for a troll
Askerian: what replaces the secretly nice CEOs and the fiery, sassy whatevers who are secretly pretty or whatever?
Adi: I imagine it's very similar to a romance novel for humans, except there are generally more than one quadrant and the woman is instead a lowblood
Adi: secretly nice CEOs are probably... blueblood bureauradicators or something
Adi: with their secretly beautiful brownblood beauroradicators
Adi: oops
Adi: I meant ...secretaries
Adi: secreterrorists?
Askerian: XDDD
Askerian: or sassy wenches and gamblignants.
Askerian: ...
Askerian: okay now i want dave to try rping that one, it'd be so hilarious XD
Adi: hahaha
Adi: Karkat is going to be so bloody confused
Adi: and kind of turned on
Adi: pavlovian reaction to being flushed/caliginous for Terezi. Roleplay is a turn-on.
Askerian: CG: THAT'S IT. I'M LEAVING.
TG: /davenn trollder gives that swinging booty of yours a good firm slap as you flounce by
Askerian: XDDD
Adi: hahahahahahaha
Askerian: hey babe dont be so hasty choice rump like yours need to be perched on the best lap as its throne and that best lap is mine
Askerian: XD
Adi: Karkat is torn between "STRIDER I AM NOT PLAYING THIS GAME WITH YOU" and "...*HE SAYS, AS HE STORMS DETERMINEDLY TOWARDS THE BRISTLED CLEANING DEVICE*"
Adi: u.u
Askerian: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Askerian: so adorrible
Askerian: also not a wench why is he the wench and also a woman why are you not a woman strider
Askerian: ohh lesbian shenanigans. :3
Adi: hahahaha
Askerian: because im so badass if i go and rp a lady half as badass as me itll be like trying to cyber as terezi and im sure youll agree thats just no.
Adi: ...XDDDDDDD
Adi: Karkat: IF YOU TRY TO COSPLAY TEREZI I AM CLOSING THIS CHAT WINDOW SO HARD THE UNIVERSE FROG WILL HAVE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FROM THE SHEER POWER OF MY RAGEQUIT.
Askerian: XDDD
Adi: u.u
Askerian: dave: sure honey.
/the badass pirate swaggers in the bar room yadda yadda
Askerian: XD
Askerian: i can't imagine dave rping that easily XD
Adi: Yeah, I imagine Dave is probably hilariously bad at rping
Adi: there are huge pauses in which he is lying on the ground spasming in laughter
Askerian: XD
Askerian: also when he's busy scribbling illustrations of karkat in a corseted dress
Adi: which he then links to
Adi: just so Karkat knows what hes picturing okay this is important shit gotta get the headcanon right
Askerian: karkat: CORSETS ARE STUPID, WHY WOULD I WEAR THEM. ALSO THREE HUNDRED KILOS OF FLUFFY SKIRTS, YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THE SHEER RIDICULOUSNESS WHEN I SAY EVEN I DON'T HATE MYSELF QUITE THAT MUCH.
Askerian: dave: youre right time to princess leia up that bitch
Askerian: dave: ps the bitch is you.

Comments

[twowaystar]

as much as i laughed, and i did laugh, i kinda wanna see it now! D: QQ

[askerian]

I'd write it if I could find a convincing way to get Dave interested in keeping it going! i can only see it as pure trolling from his end. hrrrm.

[edenfalling]

*dies laughing*

[red-volpe.livejournal.com]

*ded of laughter*
Oh hey, what if John somehow hacked Dave's account and said something (idk what) and Karkat responds later when Dave's actually on?
It worked for Rose and Kanaya. *shrugs*

[askerian]

hmmmmm. dunno if dave would allow the both of them to drag him in, but maybe... hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

[red-volpe.livejournal.com]

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004689
Shitty clip art. Problem = solved.
XD

[midget-arnold.livejournal.com]

*cackles madly* Greatness. (besides the fact I am now trying to wrap my head around Star Wars and quadrants...think my brain broke.)

[askerian]

My friend Jo and I tried it, and... "luke, i am your lusus"... that just doesn't have the same ring to it. XD "luke, i am your Ancestor" ? "that's nice why should i care?" Or the reveal that he's not FLUSHED for Leia he's PALE... huh. not as shocking somehow. XD

[midget-arnold.livejournal.com]

Huh. You're right. Not much of an impact at all. Strange how quadrants applied to some series doesn't make any difference or detracts from it, but others...FFVII could be renamed Cloud and Seph's epic black romance. nooo. I will resist charting it...even if I have template for it on my harddrive. tempting me. XD