tripletsverse - pic

[askerian]

The setting for this picture is that Naruto always vehemently insists that his attachment to Sasuke is 100% platonic. Thing is, Naruko and Kyuubi were shaped from him, and as far as everyone knows the only major difference is that they both tend to be a lot more shameless. Hence Sakura's "uh huh" reaction. >__>

i like naruko's hairdo's spikiness. because she had smooth, sleek hair when she was just a made-up jutsu... but when she actually has to comb and condition it and whatnot, ahaha. let's let naruto's natural BOIIING hair take over, because srsly who has time for that stuff. D:



... i'm very tempted to make it a fic. XD though at the moment i'm working on the great "naruto x his clones, incest or masturbation?" question and also forcing Naru-chan to go shopping with Sakura and Ino. Bwahaha. ... i just need to, you know, actually complete either one of 'em. Maybe even *gasp* BOTH! let's be ambitious.

Byt anyway. I am a tease.

For a second he had the weird thought that Kyuubi was going to kiss him. Which would be really weird because they were kind of twins, and because he hadn't kissed anyone since Sasuke (and that had been weird too because he was a boy and Naruto didn't kiss boys), and.

Kyuubi's cheek brushed against his, and then he felt a breath against his neck -- and then teeth, worrying at his skin.

He almost laughed in relief. Not making out, just weird fox things, weird clone things. Not making out.

It felt so good.

and...

She was the one with the large frontal squishy bits that didn't take well to heavy boy bodies squashing them, or square boy jaws digging into them thinking they were pillows, so she was also the one who slept on her side at the very edge of the mattress, instead of being used as a second mattress. So when someone knocked at the door, she was the one Kyuubi could, and did, kick out of bed. Of course.

"Mnuh?"

"Don't tell me you're only waking up now, it's ten AM!"

Naruto blinked her bleary eyes until they cleared and smiled a greeting at Sakura-chan, who stood on her doorstep looking impatient. Then she yawned and scratched her itchy belly, where the waistband of her boxers dug in. " 's vacation."

"No, it's not a vacation, it's an adjustment period. We're adjusting you. Go get dressed."

(...)

Their first stop was a lingerie store, where Naruto was ogled strangely when she unzipped her vest and her boobs kinda... flop-bounced out. Which was admittedly very distracting. Naruto knew she was distracted, and they belonged to her.

"What size was your last bra?" the saleslady wanted to know.

"Hah, she doesn't remember her shoe size," Ino replied, just at the same time as Sakura said, "She lost all her clothes in a fire. Tragic accident," and Naruto blinked up from the spectacle of her bouncing boobage and said, "Oh, never had any. I used to be a guy."

Comments

[oo-da-lally.livejournal.com]

"Oh, never had any. I used to be a guy."

You don't know how funny this is to me at the moment XD

[yira-heerai.livejournal.com]

Seconded.

[editrixfox.livejournal.com]

Thirded.

[mya-in-ab.livejournal.com]

Fourth-ed

[(Anonymous)]

Fifth-ed!

[kitty11chan.livejournal.com]

Sixth-ed.

[q99.livejournal.com]

Nice idea on the hair thing :)

And I like your writing there ^^

[m-a-foxfire.livejournal.com]

I like the expressions on that one. Team Sasuke's variety of "whut" looks and Sakura's hilarious smirk especially. The way Kyuubi's standing seems kind of flat and listless to me, but that could just be because he's standing next to Naru-chan who is pretty much 100% energy and dynamic posing and glorious hair oh my god I want to burrow in it it looks so damn awesome.

Also I like how her reactions are just so very adorkably Naruto.

[yira-heerai.livejournal.com]

I'm laughing and laughing and laughing and wanting to ruffle Naruko's hair SO BAD.

I.. can't even imagine Sasuke's thoughts in this. "The shit is this? The shit is that? Get the fuck OFF me >:E" maybe.

[hiza-chan.livejournal.com]

"Hah, she doesn't remember her shoe size," Ino replied, just at the same time as Sakura said, "She lost all her clothes in a fire. Tragic accident," and Naruto blinked up from the spectacle of her bouncing boobage and said, "Oh, never had any. I used to be a guy." WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN. Also, I totally want fic for that picture. You have no idea.

[mika-kun.livejournal.com]

I really like it! I really like Naru-chan's hair too. It looks pretty good for not brushing it! Lucky girl. The only thing I see that might be improved is that Kyuubi seems a bit to... passive? in the way he's holding Sasuke. I'm used to thinking of him as being more intense than that. Sasuke's face is kinda perfect though. This mix of what the hell, get off me and secretly liking it.

I love the little snippits. The used to be a guy line is awesome. And Kyuubi is really, really hot in the first one.

[trishalynn.livejournal.com]

When my hair was long, I didn't brush it a lot, but I always conditioned it whenever I took a shower. The routine went: Shampoo, rinse, conditioner, count to 120 seconds while I use the acne stuff on my face and rinse and then use a bar of soap on my body, if I have extra time, let the water run off my back while I keep my hair out of the water, get to 120, and then rinse.

Total shower time was no longer than 15 or 20 min., and my hair looked and felt AWESOME.

I think that's a good compromise when it comes to a showering routine for Naruko.

[skellywag.livejournal.com]

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This post is made of so much flailing.

You had me at i'm working on the great "naruto x his clones, incest or masturbation?" question

But the teasers... I am a huge fan of weird fox things.

And this whole paragraph:
"Hah, she doesn't remember her shoe size," Ino replied, just at the same time as Sakura said, "She lost all her clothes in a fire. Tragic accident," and Naruto blinked up from the spectacle of her bouncing boobage and said, "Oh, never had any. I used to be a guy."

So. Excited. X33333

[windandwater.livejournal.com]

That last line KILLED me. XD;;

Also, I love the picture. I also like that it looks like both Naruko and Kyuubi just kind of... dug through the clothes Naruto already owns to clothe themselves.

[sara-the-lazy.livejournal.com]

As I said on DA, I like Naruko's spiky hair too, and the reactions of teams Taka and the rest of Team 7 to what's going on.

The Kyuu/Naru segment is very cutesexy.

Flopbounce... *cracks up*
*cracks up even more at the last sentence*

[flowerflute.livejournal.com]

I don't know what's up with everyone else, Kyuu looks plenty animate TO me. Rowr.

[flowerflute.livejournal.com]

I just realized, Naruto is going to have to do laundry three times as often. Well, at least with all three of them getting paid they'll have enough quarters.

[milagh.livejournal.com]

What a philosophycal question. I'll have to ask my teacher about it

[alchemist511.livejournal.com]

This has so become my new desktop background lol. Love it! Also just noticed, is that Sasuke's arm across Naruko's back and on her shoulder? Yeah, he doesn't like it at all 0:-)